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General | Posted 15 years agoWhat if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I bit you:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Hug me?:
● Troll second hand bookshops with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us friends 4eva (AWESOME SMILEY)?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I bit you:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Hug me?:
● Troll second hand bookshops with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us friends 4eva (AWESOME SMILEY)?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
One more time, with picture (while it lasts anyway)
General | Posted 15 years agoOk, a while back i intended to buy a medium sized Xenogon toy from Bad Dragon to use in intimate time with my beloved. you know, keep it interesting :P anyway, when i placed the order it apparently placed it as a small, so we now have a small Xenogon toy, which i wish to sell for $60, i'll cover shipping. We just want to sell it so i can get the proper size for our fun. It HAS NOT been used for anything.
If purchased, it will be likely sent in the regular packaging with the lube test disk and wrapping paper inside.
If you are interested in purchasing it, please talk to me via PM on here, for all other comments/snarky jokes, feel free to post them here! I'll prolly laught my ass off at them.
Photo: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....h/DSCF0067.jpg with bottle next behind it for size reference.
If purchased, it will be likely sent in the regular packaging with the lube test disk and wrapping paper inside.
If you are interested in purchasing it, please talk to me via PM on here, for all other comments/snarky jokes, feel free to post them here! I'll prolly laught my ass off at them.
Photo: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....h/DSCF0067.jpg with bottle next behind it for size reference.
Need to sell something
General | Posted 16 years agoOk, a while back i intended to buy a medium sized Xenogon toy from Bad Dragon to use in intimate time with my beloved. you know, keep it interesting :P anyway, when i placed the order it apparently placed it as a small, so we now have a small Xenogon toy, which i wish to sell for the $95 we paid for it and its shipping.We just want to sell it so i can get the proper size for our fun. It HAS NOT been used for anything.
If purchased, it will be likely sent in the regular packaging with the lube test disk and wrapping paper inside.
If you are interested in purchasing it, please talk to me via PM on here, for all other comments/snarky jokes, feel free to post them here! I'll prolly laught my ass off at them.
If purchased, it will be likely sent in the regular packaging with the lube test disk and wrapping paper inside.
If you are interested in purchasing it, please talk to me via PM on here, for all other comments/snarky jokes, feel free to post them here! I'll prolly laught my ass off at them.
Odd Ball Meme
General | Posted 16 years agoThis lovely memem was ganked from 
Fluffball
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Blue! Navy Blue.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yar!
4. Do you plan outfits?
Nope.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Bored :P
6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
A couple binders
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
A very odd one involving lots of fighting, running, and copious amounts of sex with a very endowed mermaid. Can almost remember the scent. Weird, huh? Was shortly after i returned from my vacation with my beloved Talakestreal.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yep
9. What are you craving right now?
My mate. :P
10. Do you floss?
I try to, but i always forget.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Sauerkraut!
12. Are you emotional?
Depends on the circumstance.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Nope
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Soft serve? Lick. Popsicles? Suck/Nibble.
15. Do you like your hair?
Sometimes i do.
16. Do you like yourself?
i suppose so.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Hell No.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Robin Williams' performance at the Metropolitan Opera House from 1986
19. Are your parents strict?
Only on the things that matter
20. Would you go sky diving?
Mayyyybe.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
a few certain ways, yes
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Garth Brooks, the woman that did the voice of Jasmine for the Disney movies, and a few of the Indianapolis Colts (not by choice though).
23. Do you rent movies often?
Yep!
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
No, but i think there's someth- Oooh! Shiny!
25. How many countries have you visited?
Okay....... US, Spain, Portugal, Italy, France, Crete, Croatia, Slovenia, United Arab Emirates, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Thailand, India, China, Russia, South Korea, Japan, The Phillipines, Vietnam, Guam, Saipan, New Caladonia, Australia, Sri Lanka. I think that's all of them <@.=.@>
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yep
27. Ever been on a train?
Yep!
28. Brown or white eggs?
They're all white on the inside :P
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yep!
30. Do you use chap stick?
yep
31. Do you own a gun?
Not at the moment, but i wouldn't mind one.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Indeed! Trying to teach my mate to, but she's stubborn :P
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my beloved mate.
34. Are you too forgiving?
To a point
35. Ever been in love?
Yes.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Dunno, haven't talked to them in a while.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yep, yummy!
38. Last time you cried?
When my Grandpa died.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Where do these chairs go?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Yep, 2 of them
42. Are you sarcastic?
Who, me? Nnnnnnooooooooooo..........
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
nope
44. Ever walked into a wall?
yeah
45. Favorite color?
Teal
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yeah, but not to cause harm.
47. Is your hair curly?
nope
48. What was the last CD you bought?
George Carlin standup
49. Do looks matter?
in a small part, but as anyone who knows my mate knows, not too big a part.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
depends on the circumstances
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
i don't think so.
52. Do you like your life right now?
Could be better
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
i have a couple times.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Usually, but i know you can't!
55. Do you have good vision?
its okay, but i have to wear glasses
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yep
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
at least every other day for one reason or another
58. The last person you held hands with?
my beloved.
59. What are you wearing?
My uniform.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Tie between Dogs and Snakes.
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
In the wonderful studio of :leopreston:
62. Can you hula hoop?
I think so, been a while
63. Do you have a job?
Aye, i be in the Navy!
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Food
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yep!
Fluffball1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Blue! Navy Blue.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yar!
4. Do you plan outfits?
Nope.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Bored :P
6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
A couple binders
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
A very odd one involving lots of fighting, running, and copious amounts of sex with a very endowed mermaid. Can almost remember the scent. Weird, huh? Was shortly after i returned from my vacation with my beloved Talakestreal.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yep
9. What are you craving right now?
My mate. :P
10. Do you floss?
I try to, but i always forget.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Sauerkraut!
12. Are you emotional?
Depends on the circumstance.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Nope
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Soft serve? Lick. Popsicles? Suck/Nibble.
15. Do you like your hair?
Sometimes i do.
16. Do you like yourself?
i suppose so.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Hell No.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Robin Williams' performance at the Metropolitan Opera House from 1986
19. Are your parents strict?
Only on the things that matter
20. Would you go sky diving?
Mayyyybe.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
a few certain ways, yes
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Garth Brooks, the woman that did the voice of Jasmine for the Disney movies, and a few of the Indianapolis Colts (not by choice though).
23. Do you rent movies often?
Yep!
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
No, but i think there's someth- Oooh! Shiny!
25. How many countries have you visited?
Okay....... US, Spain, Portugal, Italy, France, Crete, Croatia, Slovenia, United Arab Emirates, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Thailand, India, China, Russia, South Korea, Japan, The Phillipines, Vietnam, Guam, Saipan, New Caladonia, Australia, Sri Lanka. I think that's all of them <@.=.@>
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yep
27. Ever been on a train?
Yep!
28. Brown or white eggs?
They're all white on the inside :P
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yep!
30. Do you use chap stick?
yep
31. Do you own a gun?
Not at the moment, but i wouldn't mind one.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Indeed! Trying to teach my mate to, but she's stubborn :P
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my beloved mate.
34. Are you too forgiving?
To a point
35. Ever been in love?
Yes.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Dunno, haven't talked to them in a while.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yep, yummy!
38. Last time you cried?
When my Grandpa died.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Where do these chairs go?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Yep, 2 of them
42. Are you sarcastic?
Who, me? Nnnnnnooooooooooo..........
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
nope
44. Ever walked into a wall?
yeah
45. Favorite color?
Teal
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yeah, but not to cause harm.
47. Is your hair curly?
nope
48. What was the last CD you bought?
George Carlin standup
49. Do looks matter?
in a small part, but as anyone who knows my mate knows, not too big a part.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
depends on the circumstances
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
i don't think so.
52. Do you like your life right now?
Could be better
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
i have a couple times.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Usually, but i know you can't!
55. Do you have good vision?
its okay, but i have to wear glasses
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yep
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
at least every other day for one reason or another
58. The last person you held hands with?
my beloved.
59. What are you wearing?
My uniform.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Tie between Dogs and Snakes.
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
In the wonderful studio of :leopreston:
62. Can you hula hoop?
I think so, been a while
63. Do you have a job?
Aye, i be in the Navy!
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Food
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yep!
Steam, eh?
General | Posted 16 years agoWell, i'm on steam now, if anyone minds. i only have Dawn of War 2 tho. same name as on here.
New Sketchbook pic!
General | Posted 16 years agoAnybody wanna rock with me?
General | Posted 16 years agoI just got Guitar Hero 5 for XBOX 360. if anybody else has it and wants to get together, let me know! my gamertag is Raziel0682. i know, unoriginal bastard i am. :P
I rofl'ed
General | Posted 16 years agoJoy of joys.
General | Posted 16 years agoSo i can now say that i have had my apartment broken into now. Thankfully the only thing taken was my PS3, which hopefully will be covered by my Renter's Insurance
EDIT: as i discovered yesterday while i was picking up, there are two other items missing. My PSP that i got in Hong Kong, and my Tom Tom GPS.
EDIT: as i discovered yesterday while i was picking up, there are two other items missing. My PSP that i got in Hong Kong, and my Tom Tom GPS.
Possibly inane rant here, but screw it
General | Posted 16 years ago*Pulls out a box that looks like it hasn't seen the likes of life for ages and dusts it off, creating a nice dust cloud in the process. Stands on the box marked "Rant" and blows away the cloud o dust with his wings*
You know, i don't mind it if people favorite my submissions, even if its a commission. You like it, enough to fav it. That's great. Thank you. But for Bahamut's sake, SAY SOMETHING!!! Say what the hell you like about it! Say it's cool. Say that you think it's godawful and you just want to keep it around to remind you that it sucks. Just say SOMETHING! I always try to say something about the image if i fav it, sometimes i just comment and don't fav it, it happens, but at least they know why i fav'ed it when i do!
The same goes for watches. SAY WHAT YOU LIKE! Don't just ghost watch me without saying something, even if it's a "Hi, like your submissions....." That's fine! Great even. But don't just watch. It kinda freaks me out, like one of those phone calls with heavy breathing on the other end of the line. Especially when i go to someone's page and see lots of M/M pr0n all over their favs and submissions, kinda weirds me out for the same reason. If you say, "hey i think your fursona has a cute butt," that's fine, be you male or female, at least i know why you're watching me instead of that unknown.
Sorry for ranting here, but i just get tired of it. It's common courtesy to say something if you like something, someone, or that someone's works/submissions. I'm going to get down off the rant box now and tuck it back somewhere so it can get all dusty again.
You know, i don't mind it if people favorite my submissions, even if its a commission. You like it, enough to fav it. That's great. Thank you. But for Bahamut's sake, SAY SOMETHING!!! Say what the hell you like about it! Say it's cool. Say that you think it's godawful and you just want to keep it around to remind you that it sucks. Just say SOMETHING! I always try to say something about the image if i fav it, sometimes i just comment and don't fav it, it happens, but at least they know why i fav'ed it when i do!
The same goes for watches. SAY WHAT YOU LIKE! Don't just ghost watch me without saying something, even if it's a "Hi, like your submissions....." That's fine! Great even. But don't just watch. It kinda freaks me out, like one of those phone calls with heavy breathing on the other end of the line. Especially when i go to someone's page and see lots of M/M pr0n all over their favs and submissions, kinda weirds me out for the same reason. If you say, "hey i think your fursona has a cute butt," that's fine, be you male or female, at least i know why you're watching me instead of that unknown.
Sorry for ranting here, but i just get tired of it. It's common courtesy to say something if you like something, someone, or that someone's works/submissions. I'm going to get down off the rant box now and tuck it back somewhere so it can get all dusty again.
8 things about me
General | Posted 16 years ago1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
I'm not taggin anyone
1) I am serving in the U.S. Navy
2) I Hate Broccoli
3) I play WoW
4) I really want a big Kobe beef steak right now.
5) 2 the Ranting Gryphon likes my hands, lol. <@.=.@>
6) I am happily mated to my dearest
talakestreal
7) I love musicals and some old movies the same as i love newer movies.
8) Ummmmm...... i like pron?
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
I'm not taggin anyone
1) I am serving in the U.S. Navy
2) I Hate Broccoli
3) I play WoW
4) I really want a big Kobe beef steak right now.
5) 2 the Ranting Gryphon likes my hands, lol. <@.=.@>
6) I am happily mated to my dearest
talakestreal7) I love musicals and some old movies the same as i love newer movies.
8) Ummmmm...... i like pron?
3 CHEESE BABY!
General | Posted 16 years agoOk, I am now back from AC and i enjoyed the myself immensely. I will have some stuff to post up once i get them scanned and saved to some portable media.
I have returned from Pittsburgh with much swag, pron, and a couple of ubersweet stretched canvas prints from the Art Show that were placed there by
lizardbeth which will be hung in my apartment as soon as they can be framed properly.
As for the title, that comes from this year's performance by 2! It was so awesome getting to see him again this year, not to mention seeing Uncle Kage's Story Hour, Jibba and SpazFox's show, and 2 And Uncle Kage's Charity Show.
And i got to enjoy all of this year's AC with my beloved talakestreal by my side, well, except for when she got a bit more adventurous and went off to do some things on her own.
Anywho, imma go and figure out what to do with all my new stuff! <^.=.^> TTFN!
I have returned from Pittsburgh with much swag, pron, and a couple of ubersweet stretched canvas prints from the Art Show that were placed there by
lizardbeth which will be hung in my apartment as soon as they can be framed properly. As for the title, that comes from this year's performance by 2! It was so awesome getting to see him again this year, not to mention seeing Uncle Kage's Story Hour, Jibba and SpazFox's show, and 2 And Uncle Kage's Charity Show.
And i got to enjoy all of this year's AC with my beloved
talakestreal by my side, well, except for when she got a bit more adventurous and went off to do some things on her own. Anywho, imma go and figure out what to do with all my new stuff! <^.=.^> TTFN!
one more year under the belt
General | Posted 16 years agoYep, i be 27. *tosses confetti everywhere, emptying a bucket over his mate in particular* happy hatchday to me
AC MemeZ: Yes, i'm going to do it.
General | Posted 16 years agoWhere are you staying?
Westin
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday
Who will you be with?
I'm rooming with talakestreal , 
Vitani and a couple others i don't think i know yet
Do you do free art?
I'm no artiste, so no arts.
Do you do trades?
No can has draw
Do you do commissions?
Teh skillz are belong to you!
Do you have prints / CDs ?
nope!
Do you do badges?
pester the mate :P
Will you have Art in the Art Show?
Nothing to show
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
26 now, will be 27 before teh con though
Can I talk to you?
Of Course! just don't interrupt me if i am talking to someone please.
Can I touch you?
I suppose, but only my mate can do fun stuff to me!
Can I hang out with you?
Sure! but i might be a bore, never know when the creative juices will flow.
How can I find you?
Well, you can either look for my badges, or mah ugly mug, as shown here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2354835
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1428415/
Other cons I may go to:
Sadly, my only Con Plans are AC, maybe i'll expand in the future.
Westin
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday
Who will you be with?
I'm rooming with
talakestreal , 
Vitani and a couple others i don't think i know yetDo you do free art?
I'm no artiste, so no arts.
Do you do trades?
No can has draw
Do you do commissions?
Teh skillz are belong to you!
Do you have prints / CDs ?
nope!
Do you do badges?
pester the mate :P
Will you have Art in the Art Show?
Nothing to show
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
26 now, will be 27 before teh con though
Can I talk to you?
Of Course! just don't interrupt me if i am talking to someone please.
Can I touch you?
I suppose, but only my mate can do fun stuff to me!
Can I hang out with you?
Sure! but i might be a bore, never know when the creative juices will flow.
How can I find you?
Well, you can either look for my badges, or mah ugly mug, as shown here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2354835
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1428415/
Other cons I may go to:
Sadly, my only Con Plans are AC, maybe i'll expand in the future.
Mate could use some help
General | Posted 16 years agoHi there everyone,
I know it's been a while since i put out a journal, and yes, like the title says, my mate could use some help saving up money for AC this year as well as for bills in her household. Her journal is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/710126/ .
I wish i could have her just move in with me and thumb my nose4 at a couple members of her family, but sadly i can't (Much as i would love to). As for me, i'm doing okay here, Philadelphia is interesting and i am adapting well. I will have a car soon and am really looking forward to finally having a ride to do things like grocery shopping and such! Its a '98 Ford Taurus and looks like brand new!
I know it's been a while since i put out a journal, and yes, like the title says, my mate could use some help saving up money for AC this year as well as for bills in her household. Her journal is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/710126/ .
I wish i could have her just move in with me and thumb my nose4 at a couple members of her family, but sadly i can't (Much as i would love to). As for me, i'm doing okay here, Philadelphia is interesting and i am adapting well. I will have a car soon and am really looking forward to finally having a ride to do things like grocery shopping and such! Its a '98 Ford Taurus and looks like brand new!
Interesting Sex Meme
General | Posted 17 years agoTheived from Fluffball!!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah, there are a few to be honest.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime i can get it? XD
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left, actually. Even though i sleep alone.......
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Do i have to choose? D:
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Not that i can recall.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Never been asked.
7. Shower or bath?
Mmmm, Whirlpool bath.....
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yeah, but i never understood why.....
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Hmmmm, Real Mexican kicks ass!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hmmm, i've only had passive, i think i might like a more aggressive femme at least once.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yep!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope
13. Love or money?
Love!!!
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash, but i use credit when i have to. And i always pay it back as quick as possible
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yep, and I've already disowned him.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Noplace weird for me, sadly
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on the amount!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yep! Truth be told, i lost my virginity oin one in Croatia.
20. Ever been to a bar?
yep yep
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope, but i have done the kicking!
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Never been drunk.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Hell no.
24. Favorite drink?
Alchoholic: Jack and Coke
NA: Cherry Coke Zero... and Tea! not mixed of course.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No......
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No......
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No......
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep! Fun places, lol
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep yep!
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Once, at a party, lol.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
Ayup! even a vid of self fun time.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I dunno. Steal it if you want!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah, there are a few to be honest.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime i can get it? XD
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left, actually. Even though i sleep alone.......
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Do i have to choose? D:
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Not that i can recall.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Never been asked.
7. Shower or bath?
Mmmm, Whirlpool bath.....
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yeah, but i never understood why.....
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Hmmmm, Real Mexican kicks ass!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hmmm, i've only had passive, i think i might like a more aggressive femme at least once.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yep!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope
13. Love or money?
Love!!!
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash, but i use credit when i have to. And i always pay it back as quick as possible
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yep, and I've already disowned him.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Noplace weird for me, sadly
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on the amount!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yep! Truth be told, i lost my virginity oin one in Croatia.
20. Ever been to a bar?
yep yep
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope, but i have done the kicking!
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Never been drunk.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Hell no.
24. Favorite drink?
Alchoholic: Jack and Coke
NA: Cherry Coke Zero... and Tea! not mixed of course.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No......
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No......
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No......
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep! Fun places, lol
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep yep!
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Once, at a party, lol.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
Ayup! even a vid of self fun time.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I dunno. Steal it if you want!
I has dragon now!
General | Posted 17 years agoI have adopted a dragon at: https://www.dragonadopters.com
My dragon, just an egg since i just got it, is here: http://raziel0682.dragonadopters.com/
It's free to use, and your dragon grows as more people look at it, so lets just see how mine grows! if you get one too, post here, and i'll go look at it!
EDIT: He hatched! Damiere is a Fire element Eastern Dragon, and he's cute!
My dragon, just an egg since i just got it, is here: http://raziel0682.dragonadopters.com/
It's free to use, and your dragon grows as more people look at it, so lets just see how mine grows! if you get one too, post here, and i'll go look at it!
EDIT: He hatched! Damiere is a Fire element Eastern Dragon, and he's cute!
What a kiss means - meme
General | Posted 17 years agommmm, was thinking of my mate....
+Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"
+Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"
okay, got a buddy that needs help here
General | Posted 17 years ago
kadenshadows Is having some problems, and it looks like he'll be having some problems keeping a roof over his head. The skinny of it is that he broke up with the person that he was staying with, due to some really fucked up shit that was going down, and the landlord said that the only reason Kaden was living there was because he was with the person and that since they broke up, that Kaden would be out the door on the first.
Kaden's a good guy and could use your help in this regard. He's offering a few diffferent commissions and if you'd like to see what he can offer, head here for the official journal:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/553881/
Thanks to all that can assist him in his time of need!
*sighs softly and curls up into a ball* edited
General | Posted 17 years agoI'm not feeling good at all, right now....
I just got told that at about right now, Nicki, our family pet, will be put down. She's been with us for quite a while, but i wanted to spend more time with her, to see her again before she went.........
I may not talk to anyone for a while, but i wont turn anyone away that wants to talk to me. I will most likely be very reserved though, just to warn you ahead of time. I do hope that she can find happiness in her afterlife.....
EDIT: apparently, my parents have decided to keep her alive for now..... she's showing no signs of giving up and they've modified the meds they have been giving her, so we'll see what happens.......
I just got told that at about right now, Nicki, our family pet, will be put down. She's been with us for quite a while, but i wanted to spend more time with her, to see her again before she went.........
I may not talk to anyone for a while, but i wont turn anyone away that wants to talk to me. I will most likely be very reserved though, just to warn you ahead of time. I do hope that she can find happiness in her afterlife.....
EDIT: apparently, my parents have decided to keep her alive for now..... she's showing no signs of giving up and they've modified the meds they have been giving her, so we'll see what happens.......
Fur in need of help!
General | Posted 17 years agookay everyone, if you can spare a few bucks please send it towards 
samiraegene She's having some troubles and could use some help, like some of us tend to from time to time.
Here's the link to her journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/508850/
samiraegene She's having some troubles and could use some help, like some of us tend to from time to time. Here's the link to her journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/508850/
Need Help
General | Posted 17 years agoHi everyone, do any of you know someone who can make plushies for decent prices? My friend, talakestreal , is drafting up plans for plushies, but we don't know anyone that can make the plushies for us. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Raziel
talakestreal , is drafting up plans for plushies, but we don't know anyone that can make the plushies for us. Any help would be greatly appreciated!Raziel
Fuck or pass? (Odd meme.......)
General | Posted 17 years agoThere is at least one person on your watch list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.
So lets play the Fuck or Pass game.
The rules are simple.
If you want to fuck the person who posts this, send him or her a reply saying only "Id Fuck You." But you have to post this in your journal in exchange.
same with the pass just say pass
And marvel at the replies.
So lets play the Fuck or Pass game.
The rules are simple.
If you want to fuck the person who posts this, send him or her a reply saying only "Id Fuck You." But you have to post this in your journal in exchange.
same with the pass just say pass
And marvel at the replies.
Know me better?
General | Posted 17 years agoAsk me one question on each idea!
1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Vices
5. Love
6. Any random question!
No question is taboo!
1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Vices
5. Love
6. Any random question!
No question is taboo!
I've Done 69 of the 120 stupidest things.
General | Posted 17 years agoLevel 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR:2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 6
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 10
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 18
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 23
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 25
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 28
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 31
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 32
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 34
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 37
Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 40
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 41
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 45
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 45
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 45
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (WAT?)
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 47
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 49
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 51
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 52
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 53
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 55
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping (Hot tub counts!)
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 59
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 62
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 67
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 69
Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR:2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 6
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 10
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 18
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 23
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 25
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 28
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 31
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 32
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 34
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 37
Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 40
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 41
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 45
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 45
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 45
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (WAT?)
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 47
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 49
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 51
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 52
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 53
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 55
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping (Hot tub counts!)
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 59
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 62
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 67
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 69
Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)
