So there I was, just chillin' in the epitomical asshole of the internet, trollin' some newfags, tellin' them they can't green, gettin' Godly luck and posting disturbing images of Iggy Pop. I happened across a thread for cute .gifs. I was like "What the fuck is this doing in mah /b/?" So I clicked reply. Lo and behold, there they were: it was those fucking Fender-fursuit avatars or whateverthefuck. Seriously, furry porn is one thing but bringing your fucking shoddy avatar memes in here? I died a bit inside.

Remember, furries: only you can cure the cancer by not contributing to it.

Seriously. Avatar memes.... FA AVATAR MEMES... I think I need to sit down for a little bit. :(

Hey everyone. I'm a really awesome cat.

I am also not a troll. Really. I'm just a really awesome cat.

EDIT:

Straitfox graces me with some enlightening information once again: "Yeah anyone that talks with trolls like say CharlieBROOKER is a god damn asshole and a stupid fucking idiot....

And I can see you are an awesome cat...but saly you are not....epic fail."

He can see how awesome I am but revealed a shocking secret that even I didn't know: I am not saly. "Saly," from what I can deduce, would be the opposite of awesome. Thence, I am the epitome of awesome sans any relevant "Saly." Thanks, Straitfox. Glad that's all cleared up now.