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Act Your Age!!! (From who else but Toxie!)
General | Posted 13 years ago[] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[ ] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR
Total: 22
Real Age: 19
I win
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[ ] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR
Total: 22
Real Age: 19
I win
Special Project :3
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm starting on a special little project for someone... it's been forever since I've drawn... I really hope she likes it >.> I'm gonna be putting a lot of work into it in order to have it ready on time. Here's hoping! :3 -scribble scribble-
Let's have a little fun ;3 (stolen from ToxicWolfy)
General | Posted 13 years agoOh why not?
1.Would You have sex with me?
2. Where?
3. Would you stay for snuggles?
4. Make me a sandwich?
5. Rough or Gentle?
6: Fetish or Normal?
7: Foreplay or Straight to it?
8: Kissing or No?
9: Looking at or Looking away?
10: Top or Bottom?
1.Would You have sex with me?
2. Where?
3. Would you stay for snuggles?
4. Make me a sandwich?
5. Rough or Gentle?
6: Fetish or Normal?
7: Foreplay or Straight to it?
8: Kissing or No?
9: Looking at or Looking away?
10: Top or Bottom?
Let's see who reads my journals XD Meme time!
General | Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
toxicwolfy
Answer this in the comments and ill reply :3
WOULD YOU.....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor
toxicwolfyAnswer this in the comments and ill reply :3
WOULD YOU.....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor
FREE AMAZON PRIME FOR 6 MONTHS!! NO CATCH!
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My sucky artwork
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm gonna start posting a bit of my crappy artwork... I know it sucks. Don't bother telling me... I can't draw for crap. but whatever. I'm bored, sad, and lonely so i'm gonna post stuff. The end.
Awesome ADULT raffle by one of my favorite artists! :)
General | Posted 13 years agoRaffle! DOITNAO
General | Posted 13 years agoGaming youtube Channel
General | Posted 13 years agoSo hey guys, I'm trying to start a youtube channel for achievement videos and let's play videos. I know some of you guys are really into that, and I just thought it'd be awesome if I could get some subscribers/viewers on my channel, located here!
So yeah, please help a furry brother out :3 I'll be sure to subscribe back if you want! The channel is just starting out, and I'm still getting the hang of using the software, but I promise I'll try my hardest to make a decent channel. So yeah, pimping this journal would be awesome. Especially some of my popular friends :3 I'd greatly appreciate it.
Thank you guys so much, and I hope to see you on the yub tub!
~Zorpix
So yeah, please help a furry brother out :3 I'll be sure to subscribe back if you want! The channel is just starting out, and I'm still getting the hang of using the software, but I promise I'll try my hardest to make a decent channel. So yeah, pimping this journal would be awesome. Especially some of my popular friends :3 I'd greatly appreciate it.
Thank you guys so much, and I hope to see you on the yub tub!
~Zorpix
Because why not
General | Posted 13 years agoComment on this journal and I'll...
1. Tell you something I learned about by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds
2. Tell you a color you remind me of
3. Tell you my first memory of you
4. Ask you a question
5. Tell you something I like about you
6. Give you a nickname
7. Tell you the object that is to the left of me
8. Dare you to do this yourself in your journal!
1. Tell you something I learned about by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds
2. Tell you a color you remind me of
3. Tell you my first memory of you
4. Ask you a question
5. Tell you something I like about you
6. Give you a nickname
7. Tell you the object that is to the left of me
8. Dare you to do this yourself in your journal!
Holy tits. I made a journal. Also, commish info. TRADES TOO
General | Posted 13 years agoHey all. I know it's prolly weird to see a journal from me, but yeah. I exist.
Mainly, just wanted to remind everyone that I do in fact do written story commissions, and a website with all my info can be found redclawstails.webs.com
Past work is in my gallery. Specifically
Just for those lazy few, I do almost ANY kind of story ,but there's an additional charge for "sexehness". I should update the policy on there, seeing how there's a few things i've okayed now. Either way, PLEASE check me out and message me here if you're interested so we can talk logistics before you actually pay me. Also, I start working as soon as I'm commissioned, but if I dont see proof of purchase within 3 days, I will stop work and inquire further.
ALSO!!! I do trades. Be this for art from someone else, a steam game, or what have you, I'm always open to get free sh*t from your enjoyment of my work. ;D
I also have a guarantee, where I dont stop revising until you're completely satisfied. However, I cannot do refunds. Only revisions.
PAST WORK/EXAMPLES:
Freedom's Call
Better Than Drugs
Also, if I'm feeling generous, I MIGHT do your story free. Just sayin. ;D
Slots:
1.
2.
3.
Mainly, just wanted to remind everyone that I do in fact do written story commissions, and a website with all my info can be found redclawstails.webs.com
Past work is in my gallery. Specifically
Just for those lazy few, I do almost ANY kind of story ,but there's an additional charge for "sexehness". I should update the policy on there, seeing how there's a few things i've okayed now. Either way, PLEASE check me out and message me here if you're interested so we can talk logistics before you actually pay me. Also, I start working as soon as I'm commissioned, but if I dont see proof of purchase within 3 days, I will stop work and inquire further.
ALSO!!! I do trades. Be this for art from someone else, a steam game, or what have you, I'm always open to get free sh*t from your enjoyment of my work. ;D
I also have a guarantee, where I dont stop revising until you're completely satisfied. However, I cannot do refunds. Only revisions.
PAST WORK/EXAMPLES:
Freedom's Call
Better Than Drugs
Also, if I'm feeling generous, I MIGHT do your story free. Just sayin. ;D
Slots:
1.
2.
3.
Want a free fursuit head? :D
General | Posted 13 years agoFurry Facebook!
General | Posted 13 years agoScared of everything :/ (ornithoscelidaphobic zombies!)
General | Posted 13 years agoSo, just thought I'd bring this to light. I am an ornithoscelidaphobic. Aka: Dinosaurs scare the living f*ck out of me.
Now before you start your "THAT'S SO IRRATIONAL! THEY'RE EXTINCT!" bullcrap, let me explain. I know that dinosaurs aren't crawling around my house, or going to burst through my window at night. It's just that certain things have led me to have some kind of weird fear with them. Mainly the depictions in jurassic park, but like, whenever I'm alone in the dark, or about to open a door etc; my brain always brings up the stupid idea that: WAIT! THERE COULD BE A DINOSAUR BEHIND IT. Especially at night >.> during the day i'm fine. it's the dark that really gets to me. Idk.
Oh also, same thing with zombies recently. In all perfect honesty, I feel like one is creeping up behind me right now. Like, seriously, I half expect it... I hate being scared of everything >.<
Now before you start your "THAT'S SO IRRATIONAL! THEY'RE EXTINCT!" bullcrap, let me explain. I know that dinosaurs aren't crawling around my house, or going to burst through my window at night. It's just that certain things have led me to have some kind of weird fear with them. Mainly the depictions in jurassic park, but like, whenever I'm alone in the dark, or about to open a door etc; my brain always brings up the stupid idea that: WAIT! THERE COULD BE A DINOSAUR BEHIND IT. Especially at night >.> during the day i'm fine. it's the dark that really gets to me. Idk.
Oh also, same thing with zombies recently. In all perfect honesty, I feel like one is creeping up behind me right now. Like, seriously, I half expect it... I hate being scared of everything >.<
A little about me...
General | Posted 13 years agohttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3495651985430&set=a.3495548582845.278073.1095484405&type=1&theater¬if_t=photo_comment
For just a glimpse of my life :P
For just a glimpse of my life :P
Makin Poker.
General | Posted 13 years agoSo, I just finished making a poker game from scratch for computer science class... No biggie.
Wanna win "The Walking Dead" for Steam? :3
General | Posted 13 years agoThen go here! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3387658/
She's a great artist, and this is a great giveaway! :D dont miss this opportunity! :)
She's a great artist, and this is a great giveaway! :D dont miss this opportunity! :)
Anybody draw ferrets? :D
General | Posted 13 years agoMy friend 
zoophilic needs somebody who can do it! :3 pleeeeease! It's for her birthday :(
here's the journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3376107/
:D
zoophilic needs somebody who can do it! :3 pleeeeease! It's for her birthday :(here's the journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3376107/
:D
PILLOW PET!!!!! :D
General | Posted 13 years agoSo... tomorrow, I think I'm gonna get myself a pillow pet. I know what you may be thinking, (actually, I have no clue how we view pillow pets... Actually, I think we like them. Nevermind! :D) But yeah! It's gonna be awesome and amazing and crazy soft and in the shape of one of your favorite characters ;) I'll probably upload a picture tomorrow, so be on the lookout! :D
~Zorpix
~Zorpix
This girl...
General | Posted 13 years agoIs my new best friend
seriously check her out. She does awesome art at a great price :) She's also a kick ass person if you get to know her and arent a dick :)
The end.
seriously check her out. She does awesome art at a great price :) She's also a kick ass person if you get to know her and arent a dick :)
The end.
Memey thingy What if i
General | Posted 13 years ago~What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~What do you think about my~
● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
● Smile:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?
~Have you ever ~
● Lied to make me feel better?
● Wanted to kiss me?
● Wanted to kill me?
● Broke my heart?
● Thought I was unbearably annoying?
● Hated me?
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
● Wondered about my sanity?
● Wanted to do something to me?
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~What do you think about my~
● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
● Smile:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?
~Have you ever ~
● Lied to make me feel better?
● Wanted to kiss me?
● Wanted to kill me?
● Broke my heart?
● Thought I was unbearably annoying?
● Hated me?
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
● Wondered about my sanity?
● Wanted to do something to me?
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
Playing Bioshock for the first time...
General | Posted 14 years agoMe playing Bioshock for the first time: (Spencer = room mate. Cheryl = mate)
Me: OH GOD THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF SPENCER WHAT THE H*LL DO I DO NOW?!?!
Spencer: Kill stuff.
Me: OH GOD WHAT THE HECK SAVE ME SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
*Cheryl laughs her head off hysterically*
*The sequence ends, and I emerge victoriously*
Me: YAY! I WIN! :D ... Does that ever happen again Spencer?
Spencer: Nah, not like that.
*about 15 minutes later*
*lights turn off again in a creepy morgue*
Me: SPENCER WHAT THE BALLS WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Spencer: Well... It's in a different place, so it technically didnt happen "again"
Me: If I sit in this corner.... Nothing can get me that I cant see.
Cheryl: I think you have to go find it. It's not coming.
Me(thinking) : ...f*ck...
Me: OH GOD THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF SPENCER WHAT THE H*LL DO I DO NOW?!?!
Spencer: Kill stuff.
Me: OH GOD WHAT THE HECK SAVE ME SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
*Cheryl laughs her head off hysterically*
*The sequence ends, and I emerge victoriously*
Me: YAY! I WIN! :D ... Does that ever happen again Spencer?
Spencer: Nah, not like that.
*about 15 minutes later*
*lights turn off again in a creepy morgue*
Me: SPENCER WHAT THE BALLS WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Spencer: Well... It's in a different place, so it technically didnt happen "again"
Me: If I sit in this corner.... Nothing can get me that I cant see.
Cheryl: I think you have to go find it. It's not coming.
Me(thinking) : ...f*ck...
Starring... [closed for good]
General | Posted 14 years agoEDIT
UGH
I cant draw for shit... I hate my "art skills" if they can even be called that. even if I DID get something together...
All of your characters would look terrible, and nothing like you want them to
It'd be poorly animated
It'd be rushed and crappy cuz my trial is almost done.
Sorry guys... This project is cancelled... At least for now, anyways. I just cant friggin do it... I suck...
UGH
I cant draw for shit... I hate my "art skills" if they can even be called that. even if I DID get something together...
All of your characters would look terrible, and nothing like you want them to
It'd be poorly animated
It'd be rushed and crappy cuz my trial is almost done.
Sorry guys... This project is cancelled... At least for now, anyways. I just cant friggin do it... I suck...
That awkward moment when...
General | Posted 14 years agothe friend you always laugh about sex jokes with gets pissed at you for always having your mind in the gutter, and decides to just stop talking to you even though you've been keeping her strong through her sister being in the hospital for the past few days.
Herpin the derp
General | Posted 14 years agoI'm doin it
