Thanks for the art.

The earth is less than 5 billion years old but there are more than 5 billion humans on it.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

This journal entry exists.

This journal entry is short.

I keep hearing about the political left and right but what about the other directions? I think of myself as part of the political forward, planning for the future and not restricted by tradition.

For decades charities have been collecting money to fight AIDS, Diabetes, Cancer, and other chronic diseases. They continue to say "we close they are to finding a cure" but are no closer to producing a cure than 20 years ago. What has been produced are numerous, highly profitable drugs that are used to babysit these diseases. The truth is no one is actually looking for a cure. If a cure became available the medical industry would lose billions of dollars in sales and research funds and the charities would be out of business (Non profit organizations are not volunteers, they pay their employees).
Save you money for something worth wile, like video games, porn, or beer. Developers, artists, and brewers need to eat.

Don't read journals. 2-2=0

No brain, No Pain!

Science has made many classic meditations obsolete. We know that the tree makes a sound regardless and you can clap with one hand by slapping your palm with your fingers. So here are some new meditations for you.

What is the sound of one man failing?
Is Fuck a verb or a noun?
If a tree falls and no one is around, how do you know about it?

If the phone rings and your not home to answer it, how would you know?

"What is the difference between a werewolf and a wolf-man?" - Jake, My Gym Partner is a Monkey

Worship The Hand. Bow before its five fingered Might. Gaze in awe at its tool wielding prowess.

If Drama is a LLama what would Emo be an Emu?