Great success!- even though that only took a decade =P

also happy may day. I'm gonna go continue drinking myself into oblivion

Apparently I have orders to Korea for September. How the fuck do I get out of this bullshit now >.<

Absolutely awesome. Seriously, I can't give enough praise to this game. Portal 1 was great but this one really ran with the plot and made something outstanding out of it. Everyone who had a hand in this did an amazing job; hysterical too. Hilarious lines and great situational humor. This game is outstanding. Drop everything right this second, download it, play it, and don't resume normal activities until you've beaten it

So the representatives in congress refusing to compromise will still get paid to bicker while I work 9hrs a day for free. Thats totally cool. Yeah.

Seriously people? Like... Seriously? =P

This one I ganked from  azban again. I'm bored.

Four Jobs I've Had:
Staples, business machines associate
Starbucks, barista
Securitas, security guard
Army, traffic accident investigator

Four Movies I Can Watch Over And Over:
The Mist
Super Troopers
Hot Fuzz
V for Vendetta

Four Places I've Lived:
Long Island
Fort Leonardwood?
Fort Drum
FOB Kalsu, Iraq

Four TV Shows I Love:
Family Guy
3rd Watch
Law&Order
Rescue Me

Four Places I've Vacationed:
Toronto
Saskatoon
Florida
Pennsylvania

Four Of My Favorite Dishes:
I only have one set of dishes. They're red ceramic plates.

Four Sites I Visit Daily
Facebook.com
Furaffinity.net
consolidated operations police system
gmail.com

Four things I like to do in my spare time
Sleep
Talk and rant to people
Post stupid memes on FA
Go to the station to finish paperwork and spend 6hrs of my day off there working...

Because I'm bored. Also  strykerwulf did it so I'm obligated. ;]

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Just one.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Considering time doesn't have any meaning to me with anything else I do...

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left.

4. Do you masturbate?
WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK! D=

5. How often? Lately?
Once or twice? Been busy lately.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. lol

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Long shower.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Rarely.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes <3

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really; nor do I need to.

13. would you choose money or love?
Love.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Good question.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Next to the ocean.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Occupied parking lot next to Public Safety.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, and it was hysterical.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. I don't do clubs or bars in general.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
See above.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See above.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See above.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Ew, thats gay!

24. What's your sexuality?
Gay.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Thats unsanitary.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
A game, lol.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
No.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
n/a

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I forgot. lol

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
yiff yiff yiff yiff murrr

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
It's still sex.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Depends; Changing it up is fun.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Your mother.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No intention to.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I wouldn't say 'guts'. Maybe shameless- and probably most people on this site.

I took this from  azban. It is mine now.


1.Do you sleep naked?
Hellz yeah B]

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
I did when I was a kid.

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Cruxyfoof <3

4. Do you enjoy drama?
I enjoy laughing at people acting like children.

5. Are you a manly man?
MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Probably my mom last time I was on pass. lol

7. Small or large package?
Average?

8. Are you short?
Nope.

9. Do you like somebody?
Iz poof <3

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Thats gay, no.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Wet bothers me more than dirty.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I think I'm the shit. B]

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Sure- as an army man.

14. Are you double jointed?
No.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
I fell asleep while PMCSing my truck in Iraq once?

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Word on the street is that I'm fuckin' cool.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
I call almost everyone by their last name.

19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
My sister probably will- but unlikely because it says "boy confessions". sounds like the title of a gay novel.

[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[X] I like rap.
[X] I like techno.
[ ] I like country. (god no)
[X] I carry a purse. (Its a black satchel! It says police and holds my ticket books...)
[ ] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[X] Girls are confusing.
[X] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.


1. What color is your underwear.
Tan, Black, or Red.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Neither.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
I'm frustrated with humanity in general.

4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Not being a dumbshit is a good start for anyone regardless of gender.

5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
No.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
I'm already perfection. Right? =D

8. Do you like your life?
Most of the time I love it.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
lmao, no.

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yeah, but it was some stupid army training.

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
By an overwhelming margin.

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
I'll smack a ho; yes.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Pass.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
I think so.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yerp.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
I never heard that saying.

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
I'm skeptical until proven not a shithead.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes.

THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:

Cowgirl or Gangster?
Gangsta yo, cuz we in da hood!

Preppy or Punk?
Punk.

Face or Body?
Body.

Good cook or take you out a lot?
I like going out.

Sweet or sexy?
Sweet.

Armani or Abercrombie?
I don't care?

Contacts or glasses?
Glasses.

Heres a little situation that happened at work today that I just can't resist ranting about:

So today was the rare occasion that I worked with a partner. Normally as a traffic officer I'm a single man patrol but today I was supposed to train a new guy so had someone to make conversation with. Weather improved a little which is great, but a little too great. Spent almost all shift driving around without a single accident or distressed vehicle call. I'm cruising around, bitching about how I hope there's a domestic disturbance or something tonight, ect. Finally we get a call for a disabled car up by one of the gates. We respond, help control traffic around the car while waiting for a tow truck, but mostly just sit around being bored playing games on our phones.

While out with the disabled car we get a call for an EMS assist; someones observed a man fading in and out of consciousness and dazed sitting in the parking lot of the shop. 2 units are on the way but we're relatively close so clear scene and head there as well. We end up arriving just before the ambulance does which proceeds to stage down the street until we declare the scene clear. I pull up my patrol car near the other two and go to the driver side door of a black mustang. One of the civilian cops is already right there talking to the operator and as I get up next to him can see 2 cans of dust-off in the passenger seat. The drivers some 300lb lardass who's barely aware of his surroundings and trying to call a number on a phone with a dead battery. The civi officers trying to get the man to exit his vehicle and walk over to the ambulance- the mans not responding. We take the phone away from him and hes still not responding- rather now hes fidgeting over to the passenger seat. Now I've got my taser out of the holster and the civi cops ordering him to put his hands back on the wheel. Lardass puts his hands down by the seat where we can't see and the civilian police officer draws his gun on the man just as I put the taser's little red laser dot on him. A few tense moments later the guys out of the car on his knees going into cuffs and the paramedics are coming over to take a look. While they do I scoot around to the front of the car with my flashlight looking in. Gun.

Turns out lardass had a loaded 40cal pistol wedged between the driver sear and center console. His two cans of dust off? Yeah, those were pretty much empty next to his empty burger king bag. Also had a number of empty prescription pill bottles with him in the car. Lardass isn't fit enough to be really involved in the army anymore- hes in WTU. Warrior Transition Unit is where your wounded and used up army men go to frequently become drug addicts before the army makes them someone else's problem. You want it, these guys are on it. The WTU unit is a perfect breeding ground for trouble. The gun turns out to belong to an equally fucktarded friend of his. Lardass's buddy fucktard apparently bought it off his cousin pothead back in Virginia where any good ol' boy can get a firearm. Honestly its amazing how easily this could have gone bad. Either I could have scooted over in front of the car earlier and called gun, in which case lardass would have in all likelihood been shot, or the civilian cop could have hesitated to draw his own weapon. I don't really care to speculate about that possibility. Its just awesome that people like that are able to so easily get a handgun. End rant.

This may be mandatory- regardless, stolen from numerous furries on FA who keep posting this. haha

1. Are you single or taken?
I has an crux <3

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate is delicious!

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
I worked till almost midnight. Got buried in paperwork from collisions, served an arrest warrant for someone I charged with fleeing the scene of an accident, and had to run field sobriety tests on some drunk lady who got stopped at the gate reference a BOLO for domestic violence.

4. Do you like anyone?
Just aforementioned crux <3

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Not really- I mean I was in Kuwait waiting to cross into Iraq. lol

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Same person again- but I accepted the reality that I would spend it with shitheads, people who can't drive, and cops.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not even kinda.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I don't think so?

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Sure.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Thats a dumb question. You're dumb. Thats dumb.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Don't live near them.

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Nope.

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Delicious chalk candies <3

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
A sandstorm! =D

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Naw.

16. How is your love life?
Extremely pleasant!

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.

18. How many roses would you want?
None.

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
I do!

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
I don't think I'll remember it.

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
lol, no idea.

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
I has valentine crux.

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
I already have what I want, so I'm set.

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
Zero

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
I don't really do valentines; haven't since like elementary school. lol

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
Probably in elementary school when it was a big gay project.

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
I don't think so?

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Naw.

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Why would I?

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Arresting that dude out of his barracks in the night with half the building watching was pretty priceless if that counts.

31. What was the worst?
I don't really care about valentines day.

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
No.

This is stolen from  cigarsnscotch because I'm bored.


01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? – Yes.
02) What was your dream growing up? – Lots of dreams.
03) What talent do you wish you had? - Photographic memory.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? - Shot of smirnoff.
05) Favorite vegetable? – Potato =D
06) What was the last book you read? – The New York Vehicle and Traffic Law.
07) What zodiac sign are you? – No idea, don't care.
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? - None.
09) Worst habit? – Being an asshole; though thats possibly my best trait.
10) If you saw a friend walking down the street would you offer them a ride? – Yes.
11) What is your favorite sport? – Sports are boring.
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? – Practical leaning pessimist.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with someone you liked? – Call maintenance?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? – Not sure.
16) Do you have any pets? – No =[
17) What if a friend showed up at your house unexpectedly? – Tell them to piss off, I'm tired.
18) What was your first impression of FA? – Haha, look at these weirdos.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? – I don't care.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? - Probably nothing.
21) Would you be a crime partner or a conscience? – Depends on the situation.
22) What eye color do you have? – Green.
23) Ever been arrested? – Haha, funny. No.
24) Bottle or can soda? – Bottle foshizzle!
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? – Stick it in the bank?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out? – Work =[
27) Do you believe in ghosts? – lolno
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? - Random stuff on the internets.
29) Do you swear a lot? - PISSSSS!
30) Biggest pet peeve? - Idiots.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself? - Awesome.
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance? – Yes.
33) Favorite and least favorite food? – Don't have one.
34) Do you believe in God(s)? – Was never indoctrinated young. As an adult its all ridiculous. No.

Just passed the collision investigation course final exam. Got 100% on written and satisfactory for both my report and diagrams. Graduation tomorrow then get to go back to the lovely -40*f weather of my home instillation where no doubt everyone is smashing into eachother and I'll be swarmed with paperwork for the next 3 months. Oh well, at least I've further solidified my cushy POG assignment where I don't have to play army. B]

Another random questions thing I saw someone do and stolded. Goddamn I'm bored XD

• About
- Name: Eric S
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: 02 MAR 1989
- Sign: No idea. I don't follow that.
- Hair color:Brown
- Eye color: Greenish-Blue
- Height: 5' 11"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Gay

•Fashion Stuff
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: The internet
- Favorite designer: 5.11?
- What is your sexiest outfit?: I always look good B]
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: pink retarded snuggie, pink slippers, lawl
- What do you usually wear?: Black jacket, some stupid internet t-shirt, black jeans/tan cargo pants, black boots

•Specs
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Axe
- What are you listening to right now?: Don't Panic- Coldplay. Feeling shitty =/
- Who is the last person that called you?: Alex
- How many buddies are online right now?: 51

•Favorites
- Food: Taco Bell
- Girls names: Bitch
- Boys' names: Not sure, but I think my name would look cooler spelled 'Erich'
- Subjects in school: History
- Animals: Foxes, Cats, German Shepherds

•Have you ever
- Given anyone a bath?: Bath-time cruxie!
- Smoked?: Yes
- Bungee jumped?: No
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes.
- Skinny dipped?: Yes
- Ever been in love?: Indeed
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: When I was like 5
- Pictured your crush naked?: Cruxes shouldn't wear pants
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Murr
- Cried when someone died?: Yes
- Lied: Often
- Fallen for your best friend?: No
- Used someone?: Absolutely
- Done something you regret?: Sure


•Current
- Clothes: Some stupid internet t-shirt, black jeans, black boots
- Desktop picture: That 'puff crux' commission my sister made
- CD in player: I don't have one
- DVD in player: I don't have one

•Last person
- You touched: I kicked some MP in the shin earlier if that counts?
- Hugged: Alex
- You kissed: Alex
- You IMed: Alex
- Talk to online: Last response
- You sexed it up with: See above

•Are you
- Understanding?: Sounds like a court's job or something
- Open-minded?: Relatively
- Arrogant?: Yerp
- Insecure?: More than some would think
- Random?: Sure; vodka not included
- Hungry?: Not right now
- Smart?: Compared to other people with my job, yes. lol
- Moody?: Nah, I think I have a pretty long fuse
- Organized?: Relatively
- Shy?: No
- Difficult?: Not especially
- Bored easily?: Extremely
- Obsessed?: With things that are important to me
- Angry?: I can be
- Happy?: Very
- Hyper?: No
- Trusting?: I fully expect 90% of what a person says to be bullshit

•Random
- In the morning I: Roll out of bed at the last minute, get dressed, go to work
- Love is: Finding the person you want to spend all your time with
- I dream about: Happy stuffs, or work, or dying in a car crash =]
- Sexual preference: Gay
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Hair, closely followed by eyes

•Which is better
- Coke or Pepsi: Dr Pepper
- Flowers or candy: Candy tastes better
- Tall or short: Average

•Do you ever
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No, lmao
- Wish you were younger?: Not really
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Naw, I just get drunk

•Number
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: 0
- Of guys I've kissed: 1
- Of girls I've kissed: 3
- Of Cd's I own: +30?
- Of scars on my body: 1

Awright, been down in San Antonio for the past 3 weeks. Flew down here with another guy from my section for the military's vehicle collision investigation school at Lackland AFB. Course is pretty cool and learned a lot of spiffy math things that I can use when I go back to my instillation. Going to be here for a few more days and honestly just can't wait to leave. Lackland isn't a terrible base, but I honestly don't think that the people who planned this place used any thought process. All the air force privates are mingled in with the rest of the personnel. Just driving from class to burger king, the PX, or even the gate we pass by trainee units playing drill games and marching around everywhere. Seriously, they're goddamn saturated.

Whats kinda neat is all the different branches out here. We've got lots of Air Force and Marines in the class which is kinda cool. The K9 school also trains here so seen a lot of cops from federal and municipal law enforcement; the Navy military police do some training as well. Its cool talking with the people who do the same job in other branches and comparing shit. Definitely noticed the USAF Security Forces here don't have the same equipment as we do at my instillation. Haven't seen a car with mounted radar or a cage since I've been here and their lightbars look like they were purchased in the 90's. =P

As for San Antonio- I hate it. To be completely blunt a lot of this place just seems like a shithole. The first day we got to this class we had to have a safety briefing on how many soldiers get killed out here. There were a few nights which were just non-stop sirens outside. Fox does not like listening to the police scanner feed and hearing theres a robbery down the street from where I'm staying. Half the place looks like a ghetto and knowing this state throws around pistol permits like candy doesn't help- that and most of these fuckers probably carry illegally anyway. I fucking hate Texas.

or most massive victim complex? discuss.

New years eve so fuck it, I'm allowed to indulge myself in a long journal about how this past year of life has been pretty cool. So here! A year's worth of bitching compressed into one massive wall-of-text journal for you to TL;DR! B]

Last new years I don't really remember what I did- probably nothing. Was still a PFC and my unit was 2 months away from going back to the US. The company relieving us hadn't showed up yet and I was a little pissed off. At the end of December I'd been taken out of my position as a squad leader's driver and moved to the TOC. I didn't like working in an office, but I guess in the end it payed off. The last couple months in Iraq were some of our most active. We'd enjoyed fairly good standing with the locals up to that point however a new unit of Infantry had managed to fuck all that up. Mortar attacks went from a monthly (maybe?) occurrence to every night by when we were leaving. Pretty accurate stuff too- we'd had rockets go under the call center and fail to explode, mortars hit around the DFAC, near the area we lived, ect. The new Infantry guys on the FOB were the ones in charge and had decided that MP = decoys. After using my unit's patrols as live bait for a month, just as our relief arrived, our convoys started getting hit again. A lot of why I hate the Infantry comes from this and the fact that even when we were hit they botched their own trap. Incompetent stupid motherfuckers.

In February we bounced over to Baghdad for a couple very relaxed weeks and then Kuwait. We weren't in Kuwait too long, which was good because I hate that country, but also because the atmosphere was just so awkward and weird. I still feel anxious about going to the US thinking about it- and I've been back here for nearly a year now, lol. The first thing I did after getting back to the US, spending time with family, and going on bloc leave was visiting a guy who I'd talked to a lot online and become close with. I think I proved a lot to myself even if absolutely nothing came of it, and I'm glad I did it (didn't last though- couldn't deal with the pace lifestyle of me being in the military. I have no grudge about it). Very shortly after that started talking to Alex.

In the end of March I finally got promoted to Specialist (I'd actually been put in for a waiver twice while deployed but apparently it never got processed) and shortly after began working in the Patrol section on post doing law enforcement. I think I was extremely lucky to have a good group of experienced civilian cops working with me who taught me a lot (I still work the same shift with them all now). The 5 months that followed were almost a blur it went by so fast. We didn't have many people in good enough standing to be detailed from my unit to patrol so was working 6 on 1 off with no complaints. Playing overworked cop was still better than playing fucktard army. Over this period of time I got the reputation for being a ticket nazi. Its not that I give an ungodly number of citations, I only issued maybe 3-5 tickets a day (and still do) and would let several others off with a warning. The thing is that most other MPs in my unit would only make one or two traffic stops a day (if that), cite maybe 1 every couple weeks, and still respond to the same volume of calls that I did. It paid off. At the very end of June my platoon sergeant asked me if I would be interested in a transfer to the permanent law enforcement unit on base. I of course said yes and my name got sent up to the people I'd worked under while deployed and in the TOC for those last couple months. They thought it would be a good thing for me, the sergeant major approved it, I got a new job.

Once assigned to garrison there were to jobs I could do: Detective with the MPI section or work in the traffic section. While the prospect of working in civilian clothes and carrying a concealed handgun was tempting I honestly like playing cop too much to give it up. I was put in traffic as I requested and can legitimately say I love my job. Don't get me wrong- I still fucking hate being in the Army. I think the Army is run by stupid fucking assholes who are brainwashed into their own view of whats 'the standard' that they betray common sense. I think the NCO corps couldn't hold down jobs as walmart managers and are the autistic bastard children of that 'one standard; the double standard' mindset. I think soldiers are more often than not dumbshits who, like me, got in when standards were low. This creates a problem when the military treats its subordinates like infants yet give them automatic weapons and entrust them with more responsibility than many grown adults have known in their entire lives. The Army is fucking retarded. I do not fucking like the Army- but I love my job (which lucky for me involves as little playing Army as possible while still wearing the uniform).

Working in the traffic section has turned out well. I have a predictable schedule, something that resembles a normal life, I'm treated with a level of dignity and competence which seems uncommon in the military, and I'm doing a realistic job that I enjoy. I was able to take leave back in October to visit Alex and go to Oklacon, which safe to say was the best use of time-off I've ever spent. I mean I still wish I could get leave approved more often to spent time with him as well as family, but all things considered the work/leave situation isn't terrible. Tomorrows the last day of work for a bit. I'm flying down to Texas on the 2nd for an accident investigations school at Lackland Air Force Base. Should be a good time, but thats something for me to rant about in next year's journal.

Overall 2010 has been a pretty eventful year for me in the best ways possible. More so its been a very lucky year. A lot of things fell into place in ways I hadn't been predicting and stuff came up that turned out extremely well for me. I've either been very lucky or karma loves an asshole.

Another random little meme, of course stolen off some random unsuspecting user's own journal. This time from  straycat74 again!

1. What did you do in 2010 that you'd never done before?
Arrest people.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't make new years resolutions, but I do think that this year was better than the last. =]

3. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
Working.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Yeah.

5. What countries did you visit?
Iraq, Kuwait, landed for a few hours in Germany/Ireland... oh- and visited Canada.

6. What would you like to have in 2011 that you lacked in 2010?
More time to spend with the people I care about.

7. What date from 2010 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
In all seriousness, I can't remember dates for shit.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Getting transferred to the permanent law enforcement detachment.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Nothing comes to mind. Its been a good year.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nothing major.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
A plane ticket.

12. Where did most of your money go?
Random stuff I found on the internet.

13. What song will always remind you of 2010?
Bagpipes from Baghdad.

14. What do you wish you'd done more of?
There's always more tickets to be written >=]

15. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Paperwork, haha.

16. What was your favorite TV program?
I don't have a TV.

17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Nope.

18. What was the best book you read?
New York State Vehicle and Traffic Law

19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Bloc Party

20. What was your favorite film of this year?
I have no idea. I'm not a movie person really...

21. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I think I spent my 21st birthday on a combat patrol of MSR Tampa.

22. What kept you sane?
 strykerwulf

23. Who did you miss?
 strykerwulf

24. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2010:
Life is good. Shit on others for petty amusement! >=3
*whoop whoop*

Yeah, I didn't want to admit I was playing it and now really wish I hadn't. I usually (never) have a rant about a game because honestly I don't give a shit- but this is a special exception. Got it way back in February and couldn't stomach it. Almost had an aneurysm at the 3 star standing out there with his revolver, it earned some redemption with the airport massacre bit, and got up to SAS playing rambo in what could be Somalia take 1 before lost all interest.

I want my 5 hours back. More so I want my 5 hours back at the expense of every fucktard who hyped it, can stomach consistent exposure or 'playtime' to it, or had the slightest hand in its creation. What got me first to dislike it was the user base. It seemed like the new shit that jackoffs who were the middle school counter-strike kids and videogame gun aficionados who have grown up aged and swarmed at. When something gets hailed as the most realistic shit since ever and people don't seem to realize that applies exclusively to graphics theres a problem. I don't like hardcore gamers- I detest hardcore gamers who think they know shit besides the videogame. When I'm drunk and killin' zombies I don't want to hear some kid yelling that he sees charlie in the other room. I don't want to hear pseudo-military terminology being butchered or someone bitching about the 'amounts of damage a gun does'. Being the game that encourages this is a pretty good mark against from the start.

Past that the plot is absolute garbage and I think the tom clancy imitator who came up with it needs to have his testicles hot glued to a radiator while nests of angry wasps are dropped onto his head. Thats exactly what it is- a really shitty tom clancy imitation. Seriously, the shit steals from just about every military story thats had its own film from black hawk down to stalingrad. The game itself can't even decide if it wants to be a rainbow six sorta deal where you're for some reason concerned about the lives of 9 random oil workers or if it wants to be a bloodbath of D-Day proportions where your people are dropping like flys all around you- except for the one magic friend whos been blessed with invulnerability but refuses to take point beyond leading you along the pre-established path. A very pre-established path! Seriously- try to deviate and if a mortar round doesn't land on you it'll be a falling helicopter from the magic nuke that'll fry the ISS but only fuck up your weapon sights. The plot writer's idea of a twist is making an already absurd plot-line even more outrageous to the point that in the end a rogue general is apparently using sorcery to summon a legion of soldiers in black uniforms with American flag patches who clearly draw their power from smoking and walking randomly away from eachother into small, easy to eliminate groups.

I know its no big deal, but I'm irritated that not only I wasted my time on something this shitty- but that its been so hailed as a genuinely well designed and standard setting game. The plot was fucking retarded, halo has more going for it in terms of 'realism' even by the wildest military-fiction standards, and the people who hail it need to be round up and shot.

The drivers up here have mastered a very fine art: Driving slow when they don't need to, and not driving slow enough when they should. It seems like every day heading in to work I'm pulling the hair out of my head because people are all driving 10 miles under the speed limit on relatively clear roads, yet as soon as it starts snowing again a few hours later we can't get a break from people who have carelessly slid and crashed as a result of moving too fast for conditions. Just in case I haven't said it recently enough: the general public is fucking retarded.

As if the ineptitude of drivers up here weren't enough, Public Works have been slacking bad. Every day we have legitimately heavy snow its turned into a nightmare. Roads aren't cleared quickly enough, emergency vehicles slipping everywhere, and ultimately road conditions become declared as "Black" and the instillation starts shutting down. Its absolutely ridiculous seeing a police car with its lights and sirens on crawling along at 20mph. Its even more ridiculous when drivers a good distance ahead of said police car are having a difficult time safely moving out of the way.

Ranting about people being retarded and only marginally functional (which certainly isn't news) aside, things are pretty good. The snow is a pain in the ass but does look pretty. We've got around 1-2 feet of snow on the ground around here with regularly continuing flurries. Factoring in wind-chill, temperatures starting to drop to around 0*f. Its honestly not so bad as long as you're wearing the appropriate cold-weather gear- I've even been able to stand outside my vehicle running LIDAR. Overall works pretty good, though busy, and off-duty life is just great. The only other complaint I have is last week during combatives I apparently pulled a ligament. Went to sick-call today and after a few x-rays/talk with the physical therapy doc confirmed nothing was broken. Got a 10 day no upper-body PT profile and some spiffy meds. Coolio.

Oh, also did combat training the other day. Didn't make much sense to me considering this is a non-deployable unit (hence Instillation Management Command...?) but was honestly pretty fun. Spent the day in the convoy simulator which is a bunch of video screens, mock HMMWVs, and laser guns. The cadre was honestly surprised by how well we did. Surprised everyone a whole lot considering that 1) none of us usually work with eachother. 2) none of us do anything remotely combat related (traffic cops, detectives, chaplains assistants, office personnel) and 3) those of us who were in combat jobs haven't practiced it for almost a year or longer since we were deployed. Overall fun times. I'm sure I'll think of something to bitch about a little later.

This one I stole from  straycat74

*Name: Eric
*Nicknames: Red
*Zodiac Sign: I have no idea
*Eye Color: Green
*Hair color: Brownish
*Height: 5'11"
*Weight: 175lbs
*Someone you look like: People say I look like McLovin
*Right or Left Handed: Right handed
*Right or Left Footed: Excuse me?
*Sexual Orientation: I'm Faaaaabulous =D
*Piercings/Tattoos: None
*How many siblings: One
*Pets: None =[
*Could you make a dollar in change right now?: I don't really carry cash

FAVORITE…
*Kind of pants: Black jeans
*Number: 2
*Color: Red
*Animal: Fox
*Drink: Non-Alcoholic, Latte. Energy, Redline. Alcohol, Vodka.
*Sports: Don't follow sports
*Juice: Don't really drink juice
*Cartoon Character: Spongebob
*Scent: Burning wood
*Time of the Day: 1700hrs
*Car: Ones that can pull people over

HAVE YOU EVER…?
*Bungee Jumped?: Nerp
*Sky Dived?: No me gusta airborne
*Made yourself throw-up?: Not on purpose
*Gone skinny dipping?: Nope
*Eaten a dog?: Nuuu
*Ever liked somebody that you didn’t have a chance with?: No
*Been in a mosh-pit?: Yes
*Been on radio/television?: A few times
*Been in a porno?: Not that I know of?
*Been high?: Not on anything illegal
*Been drunk?: Routinely
*Been on a plane?: Many times
*Came close to dying?: A few times
*Been in a sauna?: Nope
*Been in a hot-tub?: Yup
*Swam in the ocean?: Hellz yeah
*Fallen asleep in school?: Once or twice
*Run-away from home?: No
*Fell off your chair?: It happens
*Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call?: No. I call
*Saved MSN/AIM conversations?: Just the good ones
*Saved e-mails?: Just because I'm too lazy to delete them

DO YOU…?
*Like to eat?: Yes?
*Like talking on the phone: I like talking
*Care if different foods touch together on your plate?: No
*Get motion sick?: Not easily
*Eat healthy?: Sometimes
*Have an addiction to anything?: I don't think so?
*Call people names often?: More often than not
*Dream in color?: Yes
*Have a strange/bad habit?: Being an asshole?
*Get turned on easily: I wouldn't say easily, but by no means difficult
*Like your school/job?: I love my job
*Like filling out stupidly-long surveys like this one?: Apparently

WHAT IS/WHAT ARE…?
*Your good luck charm: The flag patch I first got issued
*Your theme song: Walking Contradiction
*The last thing you played with: Radar gun
*The last thing you ate: Some cheese
*Items sitting next to you: iPhone, more cheese, vodka, notepad
*The color of your underwear: Tan
*Your greatest fear(s): People I care about getting hurt
*A strange food you eat: Anything with A1 sauce on it
*A strange drink you like: Nothing
*The last thing to sleep in your bed: Just me to my knowledge?
*Under your bed: Some more uniforms, boots
*Your funniest memory: Not sure, theres a lot of them
*The time you usually go to bed: Between midnight and 2am

EVER HAD…
*Chicken pox: Never
*Stitches: No
*Surgery: Nope
*A broken bone: No
*Love at first sight: Falling in love with people you don't know is a stupid concept

THIS OR THAT…
*Scary or Funny Movies: Funny. Scary movies can be funny too though
*Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
*Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: Dr.Pepper
*Skiing or Snowboarding: Neither
*Summer or Winter: Winter- though that makes my job a pain in the ass >.<

RANDOM!!!
*Dogs or Cats: Always had cats, kinda want a dog though
*Favorite Flower: Dandelion
*Have you ever fired a gun?: Yeah
*Do you prefer travel by plane or car?: Car
*How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
*Obsessive Compulsive?: Not very?
*Diseases?: None
*Disorders?: None?
*Good Driver?: Been through several EVOC courses, never had an accident, and routinely drive in excess of the speed limit disregarding traffic laws so I would say so.
*Good Singer?: When I'm drunk I think so
*Do you own a lava-lamp?: Nope
*Do you prefer your toilet paper over-and-out or back-and-under: What?
*How many kids do you want?: None
*What will you name them: Whatever your mom wants
*Bothered that some questions have “:”s and others have “?”s?: Yes. I've corrected most of them.
*Ever been in a fight with your pet?: What?
*What book are you reading now?: Some accident management book for a course
*Interesting turn-on or fetish: Okay, I admit it. I'm a furry DX
*First thing you notice visually about someone of the opposite gender: That they're a fucking idiot.
*Foods that you LOVE: Taco bell <3
*That you HATE: Seafood

also happy thanksgiving


that is all =]

Edit: whoops! Did it wrong. Now even more true >=]
Oh, now this is simply outstanding. So true XD


Pick The First Letter Of Your First Name:

A - Fabulous
B - Gorgeous
C - Pretty
D - Popular
E - Gangster
F - Girly
G - Dyke
H - Sweet
I - Retarded
J - Emotional
K - Beautiful
L - Boyish
M - Slutty
N - Preppy
O - Hot
P - Amazing
Q - Punky
R - Hot
S - Sexy
T - Very Sexy
U - Ugly
V - Wonderful
W - Hot
X - Bitchy
Y - Under-appreciated
Z - Over-appreciated


Now The Third Letter In Your Middle Name (If You Don't Have One Use Your Last Name):

A - Beauty Queen
B - Skank
C - Bitch
D - Obsesser
E - God
F - Retard
G - Queen/ King
H - Slut
I - Girl
J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Sex Machine
M - Sex Machine
N - Alcoholic
O - Geek
P - Babe
Q - Crackwhore
R - Pornstar
S - Prince
T - Whore
U - Cry Baby
V - Jackass
W - Punk
X - Scaredy-cat
Y - Coward
Z - Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red - Who's Good With My Hands
Purple - Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange - Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow - Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green - Who Will Do Anything For Sex
Pink - Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Blue - Who Wants To Fuck Everyday
White - Who Everyone Wants To Fuck
Brown - Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black - Who Will Rock Your World
Gray - Who Gives Great Head
None - Who Is A Beast In Bed

Repost This Using Your Result As The Title Starting With "I'm A..."

Woke up from a little nap and killing time, so may as well post a journal. As title says having a super awesome week right now. Down in Oklahoma right now visiting the most awesome lovable guy ever (  strykerwulf of course <3) and doing up Oklacon in a couple of days. So far totally awesome, just cleaned up his room (hes at work, sadface) in  okidoki's house. Great dude, awesome family. Last few days been lots of fun! Did some shopping, went out to eat a few times, smoked hookah, most importantly spent some good time with cruxy. Just in a really good mood right now and felt like posting ^^
(also that last massive journal meme was taking up too much space and it erk'd me)

jacked this off  azban 's page

[x] - You like cheese
[ ] - You hate peanuts
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random
[ ] - You have farted today
[x] - You have choked on something
[ ] - You are a writer
[x] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim
[ ] - You have farted more than once today
[x] - You like ice cream

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times
[ ] - You are an only child
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets
[x] - You prefer water to other drinks
[x] - You are an alcoholic
[ ] - You are under 20 years old
[ ] - You are over 30 years old
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] - You like jewelry
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock

TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs
[x] - You like pirates
[ ] - You like anime
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something (furfaggotory probably counts)

TOTAL SO FAR = 14

[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day
[x] - You have a job
[ ] - You live with your parents
[x] - You like to eat eggs
[ ] - You have a religion
[x] - You dress stranger than other people

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[x] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks
[x] - You have eaten something odd before
[x] - You are bad at math
[x] - You love electronics
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week
[x] - You cuss a lot
[x] - You believe in aliens (pedro! tacos!)
[x] - You play video games
[ ] - You have low self-esteem
[x] - You carry a purse (Its a fuckin satchel, assholes! whys everyone call it a manpurse!? DX )

TOTAL SO FAR = 26

[x] - You like flowers
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio
[ ] - You have used tarot before
[ ] - You believe in ghosts
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome
[ ] - You like ~Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fistfight

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - You like fire
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before (drunk?)
[ ] - You have cooked a full meal for your family before
[x] - You live in America
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco
[ ] - You are a theorist
[x] - You sleep in the nude
[ ] - You will tell people to do this

TOTAL SO FAR = 34

[ ] - You have imagined yourself being famous
[x] - You own a stuffed animal
[x] - You like watermelon
[ ] - You live in Europe
[x] - You have a fetish for something (yiff in hell furfags)
[x] - You fidget a lot
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one
[ ] - You have a brother

TOTAL SO FAR = 40

[ ] - You can cook well
[x] - You like to party
[x] - You are a bad dancer
[ ] - You are a professional dancer
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy
[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends
[ ] - You are anticipating our answer to this quiz
[ ] - You have run away from something
[ ] - You have watched the movie X-Men 3

TOTAL SO FAR = 44

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together
[x] - You have done an odd experiment
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive
[ ] - You have a stepmom or dad
[ ] - You hate to be tagged
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months
[x] - You have a dA subscription
[ ] - Your hair is brown
[x] - You love to eat candy

TOTAL SO FAR = 50

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween
[x] - You love cats
[x] - You have a quirky personality
[x] - You are a coffee addict
[x] - You live near a body of water
[x] - You have had a toothache
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?"
[x] - You use the term "epic fail"

GRAND TOTAL = 60

Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm ______________" (Put your answer in the blank)

0-25 = A spaceship
26 = Corn
27 = The chosen one
28 = A donkey
29 = Flashlight
30 = Weed
31 = Stalker
32 = Poodle
33 = A turd
34 = Pacifier
35 = Chili
36 = A continent
37 = Bamboo
38 = A Nissan Skyline
39 = Pedophile
40 = A rather large and smelly fish
41 = Parachute
42 = Mob of angry sheep
43 = A clone of yourself
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler
45 = Pincushion
46 = Toilet seat
47 = Ninja
48 = Psycho passion fruit
49 = Yellow snow
50 = Flammable
51 = A poison Easter basket
52 = A dirty diaper
53 = Mammary gland
54 = A moose humping a guardrail
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz
58 = Staple gun
59 = Tail feather
60 = A white rapper
61 = A shotgun shell
62 = Sexy as hell
63 = A popcorn fart
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle
65 = Fortune cookie
66 = Barack Obama
67 = Chinchilla
68 = Weapon of mass destruction
69 = An epic failure at everything
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac
72 = Bicycle tire
73 = Sweat
74 = The bubonic plague
75 = Turkey
76 = Amoeba
77 = A lice-infected hobo
78 = The ruler of all evil
79 = Horny toad
80 = Fairy Godmother
81 = Tuba
82 = Anorexic llama capillary
83 = Moldy snot
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe
85 = Doppelganger
86 = Future porn star
87 = Unnatural disaster
88 = Statistical database
89 = Genital lice
90 = Rocket launcher
91 = Ruby vomit
92 = Maggot
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat
94 = Pudding
95 = A gravy train
96 = Santa Claus
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe
98 = Decaying insect corpse
99 = Blood bank
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

Yeah, so fox is reasonably pleased with himself right now.

Today was a crazy day- processed 2 accidents literally one right after the other. I'm heading back to the station and stopped at the intersection before the PD driveway returning to do the paperwork. At this time a call comes over the radio dispatching 2 patrols out to a possible violent domestic disturbance in progress. I see one patrol shoot out the driveway so I move into the intersection with my lights on to block traffic for him. He zips past and I figure may as well follow. I call myself en-route and now both our cars are heading cross post.

We get over to the residential zone and kill our lights&sound. Dispatch has put out an update that the subject, a 16yr old little shit who just beat up his 12yr old brother (who recently had open heart surgery) has left his residence and may be heading to a friend's place in the area we're traveling through. The other patrol splits off and shortly after I spot an individual matching subject's description down the end of a street. I stop, he stops and sees me, he takes off towards the woodline. I hit on the lights again and zoom down to the end of the road he was at. Left my car in the road and took off after this kid, the other patrol sees me and does the same after.

We chased this kid thorough back yards for about a mile before he loses us ducking around houses. We sweep the area but no luck. Head back in the direction of our vehicles canvasing residents as we go. I find one dude who says hes possibly seen the subject running and gives me a direction. Sure enough while driving a few blocks down I see a kid, again matching the description, walking along the sidewalk aimlessly.

This kid says hes seen the subject running and encourages me to head further down the street. I ask for his ID, he says he doesn't have it but gives me a name. I ask for his address, hes forgotten it. Phone number, doesn't know it. Another patrol comes and positively IDs this as the subject. Military is disturbingly soft on juvenile offenders, so we're handing this over to New York State Police. Got put in cuffs and taken off to county lock-up. Being charged with aggravated assault for what he did to his brother, but also resisting arrest since he fled after I identified myself and also being charged for making false statements to a police officer since he didn't give me his real name. Have a great life, little shit =]