How come that is banned and not fucking snuff? You know, MURDER! :I

Oh pff I'm too late.

Pretty much all of us have had the moment where you're on the fence of asking a question or telling someone something, and you're not sure what to do. You want to ask/tell, but you're scared of the results. I'm getting that right now. So anyone got any stories like this that they'd be willing to share?

(Whoops, missed yesterday. ^^; )

Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.

1. Oh ho ho, so many things. Let's let #1 be the ones I can't say aloud.

2. Learn about sex. Yep. It's the root of all evil.

3. I wish I had slept more when I was younger. I'm always tired now!

4. Lost my friends. :C

5. I wish I still had Mario and Luigi Partners in Time. But SKY left them in his car and they were stolen.

6. I wish I wouldn't have disappointed everyone.



Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)

1. Jess

2. Siera

3. Sarah

4. Ryan G.

5. Ryan M.

Easy.

I'm gonna be playing Brotherhood all day, so I won't be on until like 9pm Pacific time. Kay later!

Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

1. Assassin's Creed. 'Nough said.

2. Sex. Yep. Typical male brain thinks of sex about 50 times a day.

3. I'm hungry.

4. I'm tired.

5. I'm horny.

6. I'm bored.

7. (The rest are stories I make up in my head that I basically read to myself. It's really fun. It keeps me mind busy and very entertained most of the time.)

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. (Eight?! Fuh I hardly have three.)
1. Gimme asspats (compliments) a lot. :3

2. Eh, I guess have a lot in common with me.

3. Be a furry.

4. Play video games. And no, just playing one kinda game like Cock of Duty Black Cocks does not make you a gamer you FAGGOT!

5. Cannot like Country music. At all. .... fucking hate that music...

6. Speak well. Don't be "oh lol h3 funi". :|

7. Gotta be a little forceful. ;D I hate doing everything! Ugh cause then I am always blamed when I mess up even though you didn't have the fucking balls to do shit! I mean, how hard is it to just lean in and kiss me when I'm too scared to do it! How am I supposed to know you want to or not? Guess? Yeah, cause you know that always works out. And don't just fucking hint, because that's still a dick move! I don't want to have to perform a leap of faith if we both like each other. GAWD!............ sorry. ^^;

8. Eh.... can't think of an eighth. I HAVE SPOKEN!

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Now, what my interest has been all day. I've been playing fuckin' Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and holy shit I'm amazed. It's. So. Awesoooome. I'm not spoiling anything because you should definitely buy it, whether you're new to the series or a seasoned veteran. (I am the latter.)
But there are two negatives for me:
-I'm not supposed to have my Xbox in the first place. But my dad is gone for the week and my mom is always a late worker, so I'll be able to play right after school until my mom gets off. But that's still not enough tiiiime. D: D: D:
-And I do not have Xbox Live Gold Account yet. So no multiplayer for me yet. D: I want to play so bad too! D: D:

Fuck you guys, I'mma play Assassin's Creed.

Day Two: Nine things about yourself.

1. I'm clinically depressed

2. Have attempted suicide, TWICE! :D

3. I sing to myself a lot, and think I am a great singer. But I is too shy to record or anything, and I rarely sing to others in person or on the phone. >///>

4. I fucking love raccoons.

5. I'm a hypocrite about a lot of things, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

6. I'm a hardcore gamer. I play just about everything from classic old puzzles to new shooters. My favorite series' are Zelda, Pokemon, and Assassin's Creed.

7. I'm a friendly guy. I'll be your friend if you're nice to me and AREN'T A FUCKING JUNKIE (Note: My definition of Junkie is not what you think. I'll post a journal about it later after my meeting. :/)

8. I have had *Counts*... Four girlfriends.

9. I am an uke.

Kay done!

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now (These will remain as anonymous, and no guessing.)

1. Fuck off. I don't care about you, and you're just a psycho bitch. Nobody cares about you anymore, and you're an over-dramatic idiot who never shuts the fuck up or understands the hint.

2. Thanks for being so cool man.

3. Dude, you've been my best friend through so many years. And despite the big charade in 6th grade, I still trust you with every secret of mine, no matter what. Brothers to the end.

4. I love you, and I'm so grateful you've stayed with me through what I've done. I'm a slimy asshole, and you don't deserve me. But you stay, and that's the greatest gift you could give me.

5. I'm sorry I had to do what I do. It was for your health and your future, not so I could go be the sleazeball I am. You need to get your stuff together before you worry about others. But I still want to be friends because you yourself are what I like and why I still like you. Please understand that.

6. We all made mistakes. Yes, I fucked up. I admit it. So can we put our past behind us and have a beautiful relationship? I want things to seem like they were, cause we both had great times.

7. I see an artist in you, and you're still so young. Keep practicing, and enjoy your life while it's still easy.

8. Dude, just stop. It's flattering and all, but I feel awful for it. I still want to talk and all though, so don't be offended.

9. Why did you guys stop paying attention to me? I'm not there and you just think I'm dead. You guys are what stopped me from killing myself. You were what I lived for. But none of you guys even seem to try to see me or talk to me. Not even a real effort. And that really hurts guys. (This one is to multiple people)

10. You're worthless and you shouldn't have lived. You just get in the way and things would have been better without you. You're whiny and annoying and you don't contribute anything to society, and have no future. Just kill yourself.

Well I'll let you guess on #10 actually. After three guesses then I'll just tell you all.

On FunnyJunk someone posted a picture honoring Veterans Day. So I took the opportunity to comment saying "Fuck America". And boy did that piss people off. I got into twenty different arguments with most of them just saying "ur a fag u shud kill urself after fucking justin bieber lololol im so fucking clever". :I People can't even mount a good argument.

Disclaimer: I actually do respect Veterans and Marines and their deaths. They fight for something they want, and they sacrifice a lot. It's just funny how butthurt people can get when you disagree with their opinions.

So I probably won't be able to get on near as much over the weekend. My mom is kicking me and my dad out because her friend is coming to stay over. So me and my dad are staying at my sister's house. She has a laptop (an icky icky Mac. :C) and a computer with windows Vista. And I can't get on here with the home computer because it has that history monitor thing, and I'm not risking looking like a furry chronic masturbator to my sister. Maybe if I can use her... *sigh* Mac, then I'll be able to check on you guys and make sure my inbox doesn't pile up. (Cause that thing clutters FAST)

The good news though is I'm getting Halo Reach, a brand new copy, for $30. My friend bought the game but never played it because he's a MW2 loser, so my other friend bought it from him for $30 (Otherwise the first friend would have sold it to somebody else) and will give me it and I'll pay him back later. :D Aaaaaaand I FUCKING PREORDERED ASSASSIN'S CREED BROTHERHOOD LIMITED EDITION!!!!!! I got it on Amazon, and this is what I'll be getting. No, I'm not getting it at Gamestop so I can have the Harlequin Multiplayer character because the only Jack-in-the-Box they offer is this one. I don't want the Harlequin JitB. Doctor is cooler.

But if anyone else is getting it, we need to connect so I could beat your ass. (I am a master at that game.)

When people comment on a picture, and it's not even creative. Like on this picture people just said "yeh i would luv 2 play *murrs cock* awsom job". Don't get me wrong, that picture is fantastic. But to just say what everyone else will say is so irritating. If you look at my comment I atleast tried to be humorous. Whether or not I was is based solely on opinion, but I attempted. I mean, come on. Get some creativity people.

Disclaimer: I do not mean offense when I say this, I'm just trying to change people's thinking. :/

So, starting today (Nov. 1, 2010, 12:00AM) is the beginning of the 30-day-trial of no masturbating.

Sorry to all the kiddies reading this. :D

So last night I went to Homecoming at a friend's school since I didn't have anyone to go with at my school's homecoming two weeks ago. And holy FUCK IT WAS AWESOME!

So I went to Homecoming the year before at that same school (I was attending that school back then) and I had a lot of fun. Three, count 'em THREE, girls grinded up against my crotch with their arses, which was weird. And it would not end. The dance seemed to last forever.

But this year was sooooo much better. The group of friends I had been accepted into last year all met and we were all being retarded. Me and Gage (A guy who REALLY likes me) forced me to slow dance with him. I got pictures taken with Siera. And I couldn't danced worth shit and tried to and looked like a complete retarded. No joke. I hated dancing. I love slow dancing, and I'm good at it, but normal pop dancing I can't do. My hips are like "No, we're not moving." And my feet scuttled around all awkwardly like "D-do we go here? No? Here? Nope? Ahhhhhh D:." God I felt awful. Then when I finally worked up some confidence and started moving, Siera looked at me and said "Move your feet" or "Too much hips" or "Too much bounce" so I got sad and stopped. I hate pop music anyways... :'C

But there was of course the bad part. My friend Angie (Me and Jess call her a psycho bitch), whom I hardly saw throughout the dance even though I owed her a slow dance, came up to me and wanted to go take picture with me. At first I was like sure, so we go to the room. Then I looked at the time and saw it was 10:30 (The dance ends at 11:00) and when me and Siera took pictures it took like 45 min., and the line was even longer now. So I said "Angie, we don't have enough time." We didn't and I especially didn't want to miss the final song, which was always a slow dance. She said she understood, but I could see her lips quivering and she was gonna cry, and I felt bad. I tried to tell her "Angie, I know this is a sad thing, and I'm sorry. But don't let such a silly little thing ruin your night. I don't have a choice and you can still have fun. Just go-" She left mid-sentence. So I went back and started "dancing" with my friend again, feeling awful. Then, 10 min later I see her slowly walking from the entrance towards our group, crying. I really started feeling worse, but then when she was two yards away from our group she did a super dramatic "Oh poor me!" fall to the ground and started crying. THIS is when I lost my sympathy. Everyone started crowding around her asking what was wrong and she just kept sobbing, the attention whore. So eventually some staff helped her to a chair outside the dance room and tried to talk to her. My friends tried to talk too, but I kind of let it be. She never said anything for the rest of the dance out in the chair, but I didn't care anymore. She was being an over-dramatic attention whore-ish bitch. I felt bad, but if she just uses that to get attention and ruins the rest of her and other's nights, then she can choke and die for all I care. Christ. I am still pretty pissed at her for it. And after the dance she sent me a text. (Now before I say what it is, me and her had agreed to go see Paranormal Activity 2 next week.) The only thing she said was, and I quote, "I decline the movie." Holy shit, she's such a dramatic bitch. What did she want me to do, waste the rest of MY time to probably not even have time to get the pic? Ugh!

But it was so worth it. Because you know what the final song was? *Gets a mic* "DOOON'T STOP, BELIEEEVIING! HOLD ONTO TO THAT FEEEEEEELIIIINNGGG!!! STREEEET LIGHTS, PEEEOOPLE OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!" I love Journey. Everyone one in the crowd was singing and dancing to it, even me. I tried to sing the loudest because I kind of like my singing voice. But it was the best ending anyone could ask for. Oh God it was epic.

So yeah, that was my night last night. It sadly didn't last that long, and I was said. But I had buckets of fun. :D

Can you find the easter egg in this page?

Nevermind. It got taken off.

New avatar. F5!

10 Reasons Gay Marriage is Wrong


01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standings and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world still needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Re-post this if you believe love makes marriage.

Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[x] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[x] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[ ] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[ ] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[x] = Your under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6

Innocence:
[ ] = You're a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[ ] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[xxxxxx] = You like to cuddle.
[ ] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

Colors:
[x] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[x] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[x] = You like "Cutesy" music.(music that sounds that sounds cute?then yes XD)

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go

TOTAL: 16

Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm ____% Cute"

This feeling inside me
Finally found my love, I've finally broke free
No longer torn in two
I'd take my own life before losing you

I feel like a shitty writer right now.

Gimme something to write about.

I want to test my own theory.