Some day I'm gonna learn to stop making deadlines for myself. Sorry for those that were waiting for the new story. I was gonna post it like 3 weeks ago but my schedule went a little haywire during the holiday season.

That said, the new story is live here on Furaffinity now.

If you want to check out my stories before I post them here and maybe influence what kind of stuff I do next send me a note and I'll give you a link to my discord server.

Speaking of, the poll on my discord will be ending soon. So, if you want to cast your vote on what could be a future commissioned artwork or potentially a story do it now.

Once I tally the votes I'll be putting up a new poll on what shenanigans my OC Arthur should get up to in Frontierbrain's Senyokoverse.

A new story is live on my Discord as well as some 2,000 word short stories I did as writing practice in the captions channel.

I'll be posting the new story here sometime next week.

If you'd like a invite to my Discord server let me know!

A lot of stuff has happened in the last 6 months for me. One big thing is that I got a new job (Yay). Problem is that I usually have to work 12 hour shifts which doesn't leave a lot of time for writing as you might have noticed from my general lack of content.

And I just found out today that my Pateron, which I thought I paused 6 months ago, apparently automatically reverted back to normal like the month after I paused it. Which makes me feel like shit because that means for the last 5 months I've been taking money from people without producing anything for it.

So, here's what I've done (and should have done in the first place apparently). I've turned the payments for the Pateron from "monthly" to "pay by creation" which should prevent any money from going to me since I won't be posting on that site anymore unless something drastically changes and I suddenly have time to start doing commissions again.

If you were one of my few Paterons and feel like I've accidentally been stiffing you for months let me know privately and I'll personally Paypal you a refund. Best place to get in contact with me for that is here since I check this site way more often.

That said, since I'm no longer comfortable taking money from people I'm moving everything to my new Discord server (which I am still learning how to use).

Any polls I do will be put up there and any stories I make or commissions I get will be put up there first. I've already got one picture up there that hasn't been posted anywhere yet. And the first poll will be the last one I said I'd put up on my Pateron before I got sick months ago.

If you want to join my discord server let me know and I'll send you an invite.

So it's been a while since my last Google VS commission and I already have the next one cued up but I was wondering what you guys would like to see in the future. The three that get the most votes will get sent up to my Paterons to decide on which one I'll commission or at least write a story on somewhere down the line.

If you're wondering what my Google VS commissions are its were I take two or more characters and see how many hits their names get on Google. The one with more hits gets to have their way with the loser.

Feel free to pick more than one too.

1. Koga vs Inuyasha and Sesshomaru

2. Kagome vs Inuyasha

3. Hachi vs Sesshomaru

4. Miroku vs Shippo

5. Kagome vs Sesshomaru

6. Kagome vs Sango

7. Rematch for a previous Google VS (Let me know which one)

List of previous Google VS:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22830275/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20749048/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14095985/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13336225/

Hey there everybody, I just put out a new Unfortunate Fates of Sesshomaru starring none other than Kohaku.

Also I've been thinking about doing a follow up to one of my one shot stories in the Unfortunate Fates of Sesshomaru series but wanted to know which one y'all would like to see so I've made a poll. If you want to vote in the poll all you have to do is pledge at least $1 a month on my Pateron here: https://www.patreon.com/Blargd

So I've finally got a new job. Yay me! But...it unfortunately takes up quite a bit of my free time which means that something has to go. And after thinking about it I'd decided to drop doing commissions. I don't believe I have any active commissions that people have paid for that I haven't yet delivered to them or posted but if I'm wrong about that please feel free to contact me. I have no intention of taking money and running for the hills lol.

To anyone else who was in line for a commission I'm sorry but I'd prefer to just cut things off now than let you hang on there for months not knowing when or if I'm going to be able to get to it.

Moving along from that I've got a new story out: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26600530/

Which is actually and updated version of this story that I made 4 years ago when I was just trying to get back into writing: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11993283/

I did it both because I felt my Paterons deserved a some regularly scheduled porn and because I really wanted to see how much I've improved. Hopefully I've managed to get a little bit better over the years.

That said, I've also got a poll up for my Paterons for my next story: https://www.patreon.com/posts/origi.....story-17401088

I'm thinking about doing an original one like the Lut the Deflier story I did a few months back. The winner of the poll might even turn into a series of stories. Who knows. I'll see how I feel about it after I post it.

Well, I've been less than successful with my job hunt but thanks to my forward planning I should be okay for a while. So, I decided to take a break from the tedium of filling out resumes and the work that comes along with the holidays and tried to dish out a few stories last week.

Unfortunately I've found that I'm currently dealing with some massive writer's block that seems to be subsiding...at least a bit.

I sat down today and figured I would try and cure it by just writing whatever crap came into my head and then spent basically the entire day editing it down into a passable story which I will be posting soon. It's probably filled with typo's that I'll correct as I go back and read over it but hopefully it gets my imagination working the way it's supposed to again.

Might do a few more practice stories just to be safe but at least this one's long enough to make up for all the Pateron updates I've missed.

Look forward to some more stories coming down soon and some more updates on Pateron in the coming weeks. For now...I need to get off my ass and walk around. I'm pretty sure I've been sitting in this chair so long it's trying to meld with me.

So, I've not been particularly active with my writing for the last few weeks because I've been dealing with my job which I've now decided to quit. Which has in turn meant that most of my free time these last few days have been spent filling out job applications.

That said, in a couple of weeks I would bet y'all will be seeing a lot more activity from me as I'll have quite a bit of time on my hands...at least for a little while.

And in regards to my writing I've brainstormed a few new Pateron safe stories that I think will work well. I'm still debating if I'm going to nix the voting and just do whatever monthly story I feel in the mood to put out though.

But that's a decision for another day. And right now I've got more job applications to fill out.

Later :)

Unfortunatley it looks like Pateron is cracking down on it's Adult Content which means I'll be doing a little re-tooling to meet their new guidelines.

In the meantime here's a short schedule for the work I'll be putting out on this site while I'm brainstorming new stories that will work for Pateron.

October: Tuyuk Pateron Commission

November: Guy_Threepwood Commission, Goku vs The Ginyu Force (Unfinished Pateron Story)

December: Kohaku x Rin x Sesshomaru Story


That said I will still be taking freelance commissions at my original prices though I'll only be putting out one per month unless I find myself with an abundance of free time at some point.

So, I'm trying out something new. It's always kind of been a dream of mine to work from home doing what I love. And while that's a long ways off it would be nice to get paid to write out all the ideas swarming around in my head. As a result I've set up a Pateron to incentivize my work.

Now this doesn't mean I won't be posting here anymore. On the contrary I'll now be posting two stories a month plus any commissions that are sent my way. If you'd like to consider supporting me you can find my Pateron on my user page.

That said, below are the list of stories that I will be working on and that those who pay at least $1 a month on Pateron can vote on. I'll keep this list updated as I start to put these out.

Fanfiction-

DBZ:
1. With Krillin away Oolong can play. The transforming pig gets the best 5 minutes of his life when he turns into Android 18's husband for the night.
2. An alternative version of Future Trunks finds out the hard way that in some timelines there's quite a large power level difference. Hopefully the arriving mechanical Frieza and his henchmen won't be too rough on him.
3. Gohan returns to Kami's Lookout to catch up with Dende who's more than happy to see the grown up saiyan.
4. Goku arrives on Namek a little sooner than expected and faces off against the Ginyu Force alone to less than stellar results. So much for all that training.

Inuyasha:
1. Kagome recounts her first time getting drunk and her encounter with a certain horny monk.
2. Choose your own Adventure with Sesshomaru continues with some kitsune, Shippo, and even a slightly intoxicated Sango.
3. Inuyasha sure did take a while to rescue Kagome when she got kidnapped by Koga. I'm sure nothing happened in that cave.
4. Sesshomaru encounters a strange castle on his land. Who is this Chokyūkai and what are those golden diadems?

Frontierbrain:
1. Sesshomaru is dragged through SenyokoCon by his new temporary BF Donny only to slowly realize what being with the insatiable fanboy is going to be like.
2. With Inuyasha captured Sy has plenty of time to train his new pet in all the twisted ways he can imagine.


Original Stories-

Ameniel the Angel of Misfortune:
1. Meet Ameniel an angel sent from heaven to answer prayers and throw irritating demons back to hell. In his first installment he's been called upon to stop a small time demon from ruining a family's Christmas.

The Adventures of Gar Albright:
1. Introducing the martian Gar Albright, stalwart protector of the Milky Way and sworn officer of the Whiteguard. Unfortunatley for Gar his adventures don't usually end with the handsome hero getting the girl. In the first chapter you'll meet his rival Kev and the beautiful princess Mina.

Original Fantasy:
1. The tale of how Lut the Goblin defiled a goddess and became king under the mountain.
2. Fighting his way up through the evil sorcerer's tower our hero is quite unprepared for the final boss who's been perfecting a spell to help the noble knight get in touch with his feminine side.
3. The kingdom's greatest heroine must enlist the aid of a local half-orc village by challenging their chieftain to unarmed combat. Surely someone as decorated as her need not concern herself with what happens if she loses.
4. A mighty hero gets into a fight with a less than honorable drunken halfling bard. Putting down this drunken lout should be easy...right?