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General | Posted 13 years ago!WARNING! This one is a bit more personal do NOT be offended if this does not apply to you.
If it does you know EXACTLY who you are and and I do not nor will I force myself to care.
While I try not to use too much profanity in a public venue , note that the filters are most decidedly "OFF" and at this moment things might get a little vitriolic .
I have Been through a hell of a lot since mt last journal entry on this site, as you can guess I was more for humor and less about revealing too much about myself.
Times have been hard, been out of work a year been deemed damn near "unhirable" and the job market sucks , a friend was arrested and locked up for 2 years only to be released and find out what a crapsack this city's become , saw a few good friends die and others I didn't get the chance to help or even say goodbye.
Recently I had to deal with even my own family snubbing me and treating me like utter trash.
And now as I write this my long distance relationship of 5+ years is now dead.
Don't read this entry as some "boo-hoo" whiny emo sob story , but instead understand that horrible things happen
There's oft times no avoiding it and as I have gleaned trying to apologize for your actions is a compromise to one's integrity at best and downright pathetic more oft than naught.
To every single one of the spineless bastards both so-called "friend" or obvious foe that has tried to stand in my way ,drag me down or otherwise screw with my life I offer onto you two simple words...FUCK YOU.
This other specific message goes out to my recent Ex : I will admit to being a bastard with me what you see is what you get exactly as "printed on the tin" but I do not apologize for putting forth effort to make what was a long distance relationship a closer one. While I will admit being away was unfair on you your decision to call it quits and drop me like a bad habit was all your own.
I bear you no resentment nor malice and this is not some attempt to spur any emotion or reaction out of you this is just me speaking my peace.
It's apparent you have been planning this for a while behind my back and have already moved on , so handling this matter should come easy to you.
When it comes down to it I am what I have always been , alone and running "slim" it's suited me and to be 100% honest I don't think I am fit to live any other way.
I have accepted this and will continue to chase my goals on my own.
If it does you know EXACTLY who you are and and I do not nor will I force myself to care.
While I try not to use too much profanity in a public venue , note that the filters are most decidedly "OFF" and at this moment things might get a little vitriolic .
I have Been through a hell of a lot since mt last journal entry on this site, as you can guess I was more for humor and less about revealing too much about myself.
Times have been hard, been out of work a year been deemed damn near "unhirable" and the job market sucks , a friend was arrested and locked up for 2 years only to be released and find out what a crapsack this city's become , saw a few good friends die and others I didn't get the chance to help or even say goodbye.
Recently I had to deal with even my own family snubbing me and treating me like utter trash.
And now as I write this my long distance relationship of 5+ years is now dead.
Don't read this entry as some "boo-hoo" whiny emo sob story , but instead understand that horrible things happen
There's oft times no avoiding it and as I have gleaned trying to apologize for your actions is a compromise to one's integrity at best and downright pathetic more oft than naught.
To every single one of the spineless bastards both so-called "friend" or obvious foe that has tried to stand in my way ,drag me down or otherwise screw with my life I offer onto you two simple words...FUCK YOU.
This other specific message goes out to my recent Ex : I will admit to being a bastard with me what you see is what you get exactly as "printed on the tin" but I do not apologize for putting forth effort to make what was a long distance relationship a closer one. While I will admit being away was unfair on you your decision to call it quits and drop me like a bad habit was all your own.
I bear you no resentment nor malice and this is not some attempt to spur any emotion or reaction out of you this is just me speaking my peace.
It's apparent you have been planning this for a while behind my back and have already moved on , so handling this matter should come easy to you.
When it comes down to it I am what I have always been , alone and running "slim" it's suited me and to be 100% honest I don't think I am fit to live any other way.
I have accepted this and will continue to chase my goals on my own.
FINES meme
General | Posted 13 years agoStole from vindictiivespet xD
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10 X
Did acid or pills -- $5 X
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 X
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 X
Vandalized something -- $20 X
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 X
Beat up someone -- $20 X
Been jumped -- $10 X
Cross dressed -- $10 X
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 X (YEAH TO SQUIK THEM OUT...worked great! )
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 X see above ^
Ever drive and drank -- $20 X
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 X
Used toys while having sex -- $30 X
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 X
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 X SEE ABOVE EXPLANATION...^ IT'S UP 'DERE
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 X
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 X
Got oral -- $5 X
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25 X
Stole something -- $10 X
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 X
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 X OH GOD THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20 X
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5 X
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 X
Been arrested -- $5 X
Spent time in jail -- $15 X
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50 X Yes but I wasn't in the pool and I got a "parting shot while flipping off the landlord while doing it!
Played spin the bottle -- $5 X
Done something you regret -- $20 X
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
M fines come up to $ 390.60 I feel like I should have done so much more! and yes apparently I AM "Evil"...
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10 X
Did acid or pills -- $5 X
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 X
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 X
Vandalized something -- $20 X
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 X
Beat up someone -- $20 X
Been jumped -- $10 X
Cross dressed -- $10 X
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 X (YEAH TO SQUIK THEM OUT...worked great! )
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 X see above ^
Ever drive and drank -- $20 X
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 X
Used toys while having sex -- $30 X
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 X
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 X SEE ABOVE EXPLANATION...^ IT'S UP 'DERE
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 X
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 X
Got oral -- $5 X
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25 X
Stole something -- $10 X
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 X
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 X OH GOD THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20 X
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5 X
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 X
Been arrested -- $5 X
Spent time in jail -- $15 X
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50 X Yes but I wasn't in the pool and I got a "parting shot while flipping off the landlord while doing it!
Played spin the bottle -- $5 X
Done something you regret -- $20 X
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
M fines come up to $ 390.60 I feel like I should have done so much more! and yes apparently I AM "Evil"...
A VERY important read
General | Posted 14 years agowhile talking to Ame 
she happened upon this journal : http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2511924/ go out and read it .
I'll warn you ahead of time it's NOT a "feel good" subject and it's one that I completely back as someone whom bears sacrs form the subject matter I find it incredibly important to help others cope and to inform people of this matter.
Rape is no joke people , it hurts physically and psychologically ,
I only wish I could favorite journals as this is one of the few that mean the world to Amethyst and myself.
Go out read the essay provided in this link above and give some genuine thought to it's subject and the points featured in it, if you belive the same as we do , link it , spread the word.
Through common understanding we ca grow together , we can become people we are truly proud of.
she happened upon this journal : http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2511924/ go out and read it .I'll warn you ahead of time it's NOT a "feel good" subject and it's one that I completely back as someone whom bears sacrs form the subject matter I find it incredibly important to help others cope and to inform people of this matter.
Rape is no joke people , it hurts physically and psychologically ,
I only wish I could favorite journals as this is one of the few that mean the world to Amethyst and myself.
Go out read the essay provided in this link above and give some genuine thought to it's subject and the points featured in it, if you belive the same as we do , link it , spread the word.
Through common understanding we ca grow together , we can become people we are truly proud of.
Sex bed meme!
General | Posted 14 years agoYup, this meme has even hit me thanks to 
bar1scorpio
This meme is pretty simple "ahem"...
YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
GO!
Copy and paste if ya feel if you respond here , I'll respond to yours.
bar1scorpioThis meme is pretty simple "ahem"...
YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
GO!
Copy and paste if ya feel if you respond here , I'll respond to yours.
SEX MEME part deux
General | Posted 15 years agoSex Meme Part 2!
Did you have your first orgasm alone or with someone?
Actually I know this sounds like a cop-out , but I really can't remember...HONEST!
What turns you off?
rudeness, violence, disrespect, body odor, poor hygiene, non-consensual ANYTHING ( NOT INTO FORCED ANYTHING period...! )
What are your turn on areas?
Don't know haven't been touched in a LOOONG time...
If you could go back to when you lost your virginity, would you do it differently/be with someone else?
HELL YES, it would be with Ame and we would take our time...
What turns you on the most about another person?
Voice, attitude, personality outlook on life, honesty all reasons I fell in love with Ame, what can I say she stole my heart completely.
Slow and sensual or Quick and hard?
Prefer slow and sensual, though it depends on Ame's mood.
Do you consider yourself addicted to sex/masturbation?
Not really but I think both me and Ame will be when we can get some time together alone...
Do you have multiple orgasms?
dunno if that is possible for me, multi-orgasm is REALLY rare for guys...
How old were you when you lose your virginity?
15, gods I wish I had a "mulligan" on that one it was regrettable at best...HEY GODS , CAN I GET A DO -OVER?!
Have you ever had a one-night-stand?
nope
Have you ever paid for sex?
thank gods no...
Have you ever been paid for sex?
Nah , I'm not that good...lol...
Have you ever provided sexual favors to get anything in return, money or some other benefit?
Eww no...
Is there anything you would want to change about the way you look through plastic surgery if you had the choice and could afford it?
not really though I ain't exactly "pretty"...
Have you ever used food in foreplay?
yes.
If yes to using food in foreplay, what kind?
strawberries, whipped cream...
How often do you get aroused? (times a day/weekly etc)
depends mostly multiple times a day due to thoughts of Ame...
How often will you act upon that arousal?
pretty damn rarely unless we';re together, I usually just Ice the area down and try to think of something else....yeah I know sad , but I have to wait...
What is the quickest way to turn you on?
Ame knows this all too well , the rest of you well ya don't exactly posses that quality, sorry..
If you had to dress up in a costume for your partner what would you choose?
Well I have already been in drag for costume parties so anything she wants will be easy enough to pull off so it just depends on her mood...( anything but a clown costume!....)
Did you have your first orgasm alone or with someone?
Actually I know this sounds like a cop-out , but I really can't remember...HONEST!
What turns you off?
rudeness, violence, disrespect, body odor, poor hygiene, non-consensual ANYTHING ( NOT INTO FORCED ANYTHING period...! )
What are your turn on areas?
Don't know haven't been touched in a LOOONG time...
If you could go back to when you lost your virginity, would you do it differently/be with someone else?
HELL YES, it would be with Ame and we would take our time...
What turns you on the most about another person?
Voice, attitude, personality outlook on life, honesty all reasons I fell in love with Ame, what can I say she stole my heart completely.
Slow and sensual or Quick and hard?
Prefer slow and sensual, though it depends on Ame's mood.
Do you consider yourself addicted to sex/masturbation?
Not really but I think both me and Ame will be when we can get some time together alone...
Do you have multiple orgasms?
dunno if that is possible for me, multi-orgasm is REALLY rare for guys...
How old were you when you lose your virginity?
15, gods I wish I had a "mulligan" on that one it was regrettable at best...HEY GODS , CAN I GET A DO -OVER?!
Have you ever had a one-night-stand?
nope
Have you ever paid for sex?
thank gods no...
Have you ever been paid for sex?
Nah , I'm not that good...lol...
Have you ever provided sexual favors to get anything in return, money or some other benefit?
Eww no...
Is there anything you would want to change about the way you look through plastic surgery if you had the choice and could afford it?
not really though I ain't exactly "pretty"...
Have you ever used food in foreplay?
yes.
If yes to using food in foreplay, what kind?
strawberries, whipped cream...
How often do you get aroused? (times a day/weekly etc)
depends mostly multiple times a day due to thoughts of Ame...
How often will you act upon that arousal?
pretty damn rarely unless we';re together, I usually just Ice the area down and try to think of something else....yeah I know sad , but I have to wait...
What is the quickest way to turn you on?
Ame knows this all too well , the rest of you well ya don't exactly posses that quality, sorry..
If you had to dress up in a costume for your partner what would you choose?
Well I have already been in drag for costume parties so anything she wants will be easy enough to pull off so it just depends on her mood...( anything but a clown costume!....)
Sex meme
General | Posted 15 years agoYeah Ame kinda got me into posting this so before ya continue you WILL see things that may or may not define me sexually for those of you faint of heart or stomach LEAVE NAO!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
GONE?...good now with all the prudes and bible thumping holier than thou bastiches gone ,we can continue!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. and only ONE person ....She OWNS my heart.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
it's been ages so anytime with Ame is fine.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
what side? I sleep on a TINY couch...
4. Do you masturbate?
yes but only with the missus, it's better that way.
5. How often? Lately?
not often enough.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
only as part of a bet, hey I won $500.00 and REALLY squicked a person out , so win win scenario...hehe
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers as I don't have time or access to a full bath.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
it's been AGES...
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not really , guess I am boring like that...though I do make fun of hentai Mystery Science Theater 3,000 style at A-kon and frequent here so it's not like I don't see "teh pronz"...
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
only if it's Ame she can do whatever she wants to do with me whenever plain and simple.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, I love Ame with every last ounce of my being and I want to make her life as enjoyable as possible.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Through association and personally yes , though thankfully I do not "know" them in the biblical sense of the term..that would be "yeah"... sorry no..."shudder"....
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love , hands down.
plain and simple , I can get money love is a once-in-a-lifetime gig.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ame, making her cum and anything she wants to do to me. might involve ropes might not, use your imagination! , this ain't a cheesy tabloid rack magazine, or a cheap Harlequin "romance" ( read : PRONZ ...) paperback novel...
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes it was a ROUGH "relationship", I'd rather not speak about it .
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Bed , need to change this I kinda have a little bit of an obsession with making her feel perfect.. and well there are hell of a lot more personal and romantic spots to make love in...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
weirdest place? a walk-in freezer...yeah I'm a sick freak, get over it...BTW cold does "interesting" things to a guy and his libido...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
no thank the gods no that would be absurdly awkward .
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes sadly, friends drug me there kicking and screaming...I "popped-smoke & rolled" A.S.A.P. ( WITH MORE THAN A FEW BRUISES ON THE FRIENDS...BTW, I H8 strip joints with a bloody passion...HATE HATE H8!!! )
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No , never been desperate enough to bother besides I REALLY don't dig on casual sex...
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No , but I have been kicked out for other reasons... mostly to drink and hang out with friends, other times just to get loud & obnoxious !
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, I go to a bar for a different reason...SWEET SWEET BOOZE-A-HOL!!!
just kidding I drink in moderation, and by moderation I mean that's the name of the bar off of king's street where I drink.....( sorry just kidding again couldn't resist a cheesy pun.... )
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I have kissed someone of the same sex to squick a friend i will NEVER have sex with a guy, sorry blokes I'm blissfully taken...
24. What's your sexuality?
straight, taken,monogamous,loyal past threat of death.
27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, too many people and the whole popcorn bucket trick is so passe / stereotypically bad...it's like a crappy sitcom gone form laughably poor to downright horridly unwatchable...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
NOPE, generally view public lavatories as places to be avoided...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope, well not MY work anyway... though the fridge sort of counts...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A few times
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Yes, but not anything "adult" in nature our adult store is a sex shop / costume store , bought a devil costume and a freakishly grotesque clown mask to pull a prank...which got me punched ,sending my butt flying about 18 feet + 5 feet of rolling across a large comic shop....go figure....hehe it was worth it!
That and an inflatable "love sheep" for Callum's birthday a few years back, pretty funny got a lot of laughs and a few blushes out of the more sheltered of the crowd...
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope don't really have a place to stash 'em...let alone the cash for batteries and lube ( hey firearms lube and batteries for tactical weapons lights and holographic weapon sights are more than enough damage to my wallet and I don't get anything out of them in "that" kinda way...lol , I already have a LOT of pricey hobbies... )
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
nope...
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yes..sortah , there are pics of me for the rocky horror picture show cos-play..
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Thank gods no...
32. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes with Ame , can't deal with that?...too 'Effin bad!, I'm 'effin human after all I do have a libido even though it's neglected and beaten to hell and back.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes but than ANYTHING passionate enough can , conversation can if done with the right degree of heartfelt emotion...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ame on top, anything she wants really...top bottom 69 doggy style, whatever...
38. What's your favorite sex act?
like Ame I kinda am partial to giving oral though she doesn't understand me wanting to do that to her...what can I say I want to make her feel perfect, she's my fetish...
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, I'm a selfish asshole...deal with it...in the immortal words of Daffy duck: " MINE,MINE MINE!, ALL MINE! mwahahahaha!!!!"
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
not a clue..maybe you? , LET'S SEE IT FOLKS COME ( cum? ) ON NOW!
GONE?...good now with all the prudes and bible thumping holier than thou bastiches gone ,we can continue!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. and only ONE person ....She OWNS my heart.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
it's been ages so anytime with Ame is fine.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
what side? I sleep on a TINY couch...
4. Do you masturbate?
yes but only with the missus, it's better that way.
5. How often? Lately?
not often enough.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
only as part of a bet, hey I won $500.00 and REALLY squicked a person out , so win win scenario...hehe
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers as I don't have time or access to a full bath.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
it's been AGES...
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not really , guess I am boring like that...though I do make fun of hentai Mystery Science Theater 3,000 style at A-kon and frequent here so it's not like I don't see "teh pronz"...
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
only if it's Ame she can do whatever she wants to do with me whenever plain and simple.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, I love Ame with every last ounce of my being and I want to make her life as enjoyable as possible.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Through association and personally yes , though thankfully I do not "know" them in the biblical sense of the term..that would be "yeah"... sorry no..."shudder"....
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love , hands down.
plain and simple , I can get money love is a once-in-a-lifetime gig.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ame, making her cum and anything she wants to do to me. might involve ropes might not, use your imagination! , this ain't a cheesy tabloid rack magazine, or a cheap Harlequin "romance" ( read : PRONZ ...) paperback novel...
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes it was a ROUGH "relationship", I'd rather not speak about it .
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Bed , need to change this I kinda have a little bit of an obsession with making her feel perfect.. and well there are hell of a lot more personal and romantic spots to make love in...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
weirdest place? a walk-in freezer...yeah I'm a sick freak, get over it...BTW cold does "interesting" things to a guy and his libido...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
no thank the gods no that would be absurdly awkward .
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes sadly, friends drug me there kicking and screaming...I "popped-smoke & rolled" A.S.A.P. ( WITH MORE THAN A FEW BRUISES ON THE FRIENDS...BTW, I H8 strip joints with a bloody passion...HATE HATE H8!!! )
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No , never been desperate enough to bother besides I REALLY don't dig on casual sex...
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No , but I have been kicked out for other reasons... mostly to drink and hang out with friends, other times just to get loud & obnoxious !
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, I go to a bar for a different reason...SWEET SWEET BOOZE-A-HOL!!!
just kidding I drink in moderation, and by moderation I mean that's the name of the bar off of king's street where I drink.....( sorry just kidding again couldn't resist a cheesy pun.... )
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I have kissed someone of the same sex to squick a friend i will NEVER have sex with a guy, sorry blokes I'm blissfully taken...
24. What's your sexuality?
straight, taken,monogamous,loyal past threat of death.
27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, too many people and the whole popcorn bucket trick is so passe / stereotypically bad...it's like a crappy sitcom gone form laughably poor to downright horridly unwatchable...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
NOPE, generally view public lavatories as places to be avoided...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope, well not MY work anyway... though the fridge sort of counts...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A few times
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Yes, but not anything "adult" in nature our adult store is a sex shop / costume store , bought a devil costume and a freakishly grotesque clown mask to pull a prank...which got me punched ,sending my butt flying about 18 feet + 5 feet of rolling across a large comic shop....go figure....hehe it was worth it!
That and an inflatable "love sheep" for Callum's birthday a few years back, pretty funny got a lot of laughs and a few blushes out of the more sheltered of the crowd...
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope don't really have a place to stash 'em...let alone the cash for batteries and lube ( hey firearms lube and batteries for tactical weapons lights and holographic weapon sights are more than enough damage to my wallet and I don't get anything out of them in "that" kinda way...lol , I already have a LOT of pricey hobbies... )
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
nope...
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yes..sortah , there are pics of me for the rocky horror picture show cos-play..
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Thank gods no...
32. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes with Ame , can't deal with that?...too 'Effin bad!, I'm 'effin human after all I do have a libido even though it's neglected and beaten to hell and back.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes but than ANYTHING passionate enough can , conversation can if done with the right degree of heartfelt emotion...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ame on top, anything she wants really...top bottom 69 doggy style, whatever...
38. What's your favorite sex act?
like Ame I kinda am partial to giving oral though she doesn't understand me wanting to do that to her...what can I say I want to make her feel perfect, she's my fetish...
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, I'm a selfish asshole...deal with it...in the immortal words of Daffy duck: " MINE,MINE MINE!, ALL MINE! mwahahahaha!!!!"
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
not a clue..maybe you? , LET'S SEE IT FOLKS COME ( cum? ) ON NOW!
