刃すり抜け 奴らの間隙を突け
つらぬいた信念が 未来を拓く
Like a Bloody Storm!
熱く Like a Bloody Stone!
血脈に刻まれた因縁に
浮き上がる消えない誇りの絆
握りしめて

Is Neil Breen a genius or an actual avatar of a deity sent to Earth?

EDIT: Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED BREEN

Because, furriess are terrible.

Chapter 1: Being socially awkward
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 0

Chapter 2: A Descent into Unemployment
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat <--- how is this furry?
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 1

Chapter 3: Let's go across the road, Timmy, those people look damaged.
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime <---- Your animal of choice probably doesn't go to bed at 5AM after spending all night on 4chan.
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you <--- this gets you institutionalized
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink <---- WATER IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU, YOU NEED TO DRINK LOTS OF IT.
Total: 1

Chapter 4: Sexual Deviance
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0

Chapter 5: Mom! You don't understand!
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling <--- again, this makes you furry?
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 1

Chapter 6: Strawman Activities: Furry stupidity.
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 0

Chapter 7: Strawman Activities 2: Electric Boogaloo
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 0

Chapter 8: An Extremely Weak Rationalization.
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers <----I AM FRIENDLY THUS I AM A FURRY
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 0

Take your score and multiply it by 2

3 x 2 = 6

Final total: 6% furry

Seriously, how are some of these even exclusive to furries?

Seriously, don't come bitching to me if you don't even expend an effort to talk to me, normally.

No matter how many periods to place at the end of a sentence to add drama (which you shouldn't need to exacerbate if it were a genuine issue) you still won't get me to give a shit.

So, hey you pervs!

You like damsels in distress, don't you? Yeah you do.

Do you also like Hypno? I do! TF? not my cup of tea really, but you know whose it is?

 drakky this guy's! You should check him out if you like what I've said.

I just wanted to inquire:

How do you, as a watcher, usually inquire or meet other bondage perverts?

So, just as a warning: I exercise the block function on skype liberally.

If you wanna add me? Just say "Hi! I'm from FA, here's my account" and it'll all be cool!

I don't think I've ever had so many well wishes.

You're all the best <3

Basically, what it says on the tin.

I'm tired of all these random people on my friends lists who I don't have an inkling of their identity. If I recognize you? You stay. If I don't? Poof. If you never talked to me? Sorry, should've said more than a Hi! now and then.

I'm different like that.

Ask away.

I've always wanted to use the term "musing" for starters.

I really wanted to write about how silly some people are. I've received some seriously amazing private messages over the years and it really makes me wonder: "How delusional are you?"

Really, the sort of things I've received are pretty incredible. Names are withheld because there's no reason to actually try and approach these individuals out of misguided desires to white knight. I honestly fucking hate that. I'm an adult; I don't need you donning internet armor to save me from the clutches of perverts. I got a block button.

So, people who know me know that I do have a taste for hypno. Fetishists of any kind are... well they're like sharks! Once the water is chummed, they come from miiiiiiiiiles around! This won't be some Rebecca "I-Hate-Elevators" Watson-esque loaded request to guys to stop this. I'm going to request that you stop for your OWN sake. Seriously, dudes, don't let anyone tell you that you're some how a predator for wanting to find others to talk about your particular tastes with; it's just how you go about it.

I love this kind of shit:

Trust me doll it will be a most amazing experience. don't worry embarrassing yourself about any kink you may or may not have. if you are kinky? we'll find out soon enough. if you arent? then dont worry, those words will just go through your mind without any stopping


When have I ever been shy about my own tastes? This is actually a theme I see a lot with some of these inquiries; I've gotta be shy and submissive about my own fetishes.

WELP. Sorry to break your fantasy's bubble, but I'm not. Fuck, look at the uploads I have.

Very good girl--so obedient. Helplessly entranced. ^^
From now on, when I prime you and say 'puppet,' your body will move on its own, following the next command I give you without any conscious input from you. Alright?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

Now, of course anyone who knows me well knows that I love the hardcore power doms. I love these guys and sometime gals. Do you honestly believe your own hype? Getting to know someone goes a long way. Truthfully, how I behave depends entirely on the individual. I'm more prone to certain roles with certain people. Having the ability to actually relate to someone goes a long way. Here's how you don't do it:

I wish to bind, gag, and capture you.

I'm already a rainstorm, let me tell you. But, it gets better. This particular individual knows when he has a foot in the door.

do leather muzzles and blindfolds suit you as my captive?

Even after I play hard to get with such teasing and wishy-washy terms like "No" and "Not happening" he's quick to ferret out my truest desires.

Hmmmm you are correct my fury...stroking her hair...layers of tape around your muzzle and head leaving only your nostrils open should do.

I put padded gloves on your paws and secure with chain.

You are very luscious as I nuzzle my head against your neck.


How erotic do you wish to go...I ask..I respect limits...

Standing behind you so your fury back rubs against my chest...as I gently hold your muzzled muzzle with my hand to help keep you quiet...listening to you mmmpphhhh.



Then that means to me...you may not have any limits...

for example ...

your reaction as I stand behind you and find your fury clit...and begin to rub.


And I tease back with an obviously coy comment of "hands off, maybe?"

I put a padded blindfold over your eyes...

I hold you close...

struggle and mmmpphhhhhh I order.

I'm left wondering why he even needed me in the first place? He was perfectly fine with it on his own, honestly. However, there's bad news for him and I had to break it to him with "Most unfortunate, you should do research on your quarry before you pursue it. Then, you'd know that submission is something I don't give up"

Ah, but a smooth operator he is. I'm sure he's the guy everyone looks up to at PUA get togethers.

Research is not needed when you allow yourself to admit you need training....

I put my hand over your nostrils and pull your hair back....

let me see if you have second thoughts as your air is running out?

Now, take a look at his text. Honestly, would-be dominants, does this look like something that'll get you far? If it does, then I have a bridge to sell you. And magic beans, too! The beans are a good deal, trust me. Would I ever lie? Only to Tori and that's to get her into a tight spot. But, you didn't hear that from me. Shh.

Now, there's another wrong way to go about communications with people on the internet and that's by being a spineless fuck wit. This doesn't amuse me in the least. In fact, out of all of the ways I've been approached? This way legitimately irks me. If you're going to send me a PM and tell me how bad you have it and how hard it is being you, I honestly won't give a shit. I could very well be accused of being insensitive and I'll gladly provide you with any evidence you may need to prove it. I do not provide pity to the weak. At all.

...hey i honestly like your art a lot and thought i should... message you.. you seemed nice and.. im sorry ill just leave you alone... my mate was cheating on me so.. you know..

Please do. The addition of "..." in copious amounts does not help your case in the least. It just makes you sound like a whiny bitch. I really don't care about your relationship with your girlfriend or boyfriend. At all. Like, seriously? You know who brings up that kind of shit to someone they're trying to chat up? Someone without any redeeming qualities whatsoever, especially in the department of fortitude.

i wanted to know if you could uh help me my friend is bi and she is having trouble dealing with

I've never found my bisexuality to be all that hard to deal with. It works just fine, most of the time. I've yet to find any defects in it. Maybe she needs to return hers for a functioning set of bisexuality?

However, I do tend to try and help other "LGBT" individuals. I honestly don't care much for the usual support groups as a lot of them have shitbags that are either looking to further themselves in an environment of college political correctness or they're literally dripping for sex. So, I'll take on some for help.

hello there *she murrs at the sight of the sexy shark* i dont really need help but im glad <redacted> sent you my way...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWDAw2nsIjw


Hiiiii! its so nice to talk to you! I loved your work! I can assure you... I'm different from other guys. I can prove it to..

I clipped this note a lot because the dunce went on into detail and listed loads of feminist groups he's a member of on his school campus. He then went on to apologize for any men that may have wronged me in my life and assured me he was totally different. That's surely going to impress going to impress blue-haired twitter hashtag addicts, but not I.

When I see someone who tries to sell themselves based on their political views, whatever social movements they may be a part of, or how much of a nice guy or gal they may be, I have to wonder what they're hiding. It's like watching a preacher who rails on and on about homosexuals being an abomination only to be found with a tan, Brazilian, massage therapist. What the fuck sort of terrible thing did you do that you have to try and prove you're holier than the unwashed masses?

To be clear: I don't care about your politics. I'm more interested in the person. If you've got to wear your politics on your shirt sleeve, that says about about your character or, rather, lack thereof. I'm very close friends with many people who are spread across a plethora of outlooks. Yours isn't unique. Yours isn't special.

Now, on the topic of being mad, I've apparently made others mad.

A number of furries I've known have come to no longer like me because...

"I've changed."

For example:

man when i first knew you over da? you were a cute and lovely fennec fox! now you're just... a terrible mean shark? ever since you went shark you've become so horrible.

ever since you became a shark, you changed, personality wise too. so i dont ever like it. never will. until you bring back fennec, do not come here.

wow since you became a shark you became such a bitch..


You'll all notice a pattern here. This is because you're all smart people! :3 Now, their complaints seem to be locked onto the nature of my little avatar. Fuck you, not calling it fursona, I hate furry lingo. Anyways, it all boils down to me being a shark, right? Surely, I decided to become a hard ass because I was a shark? I consciously decided, one day, that I would be a shark and that would require me being mean and nasty!

Or, maybe, my selection of shark was a result of finishing basic training and being a member of the United States Military, a career that requires me to be stronger than I was before. I also fell in love with sharks when I reached my first duty station. I might have hardened up further, but it has absolutely nothing to do with internet furrydom and everything to do with any number of real world issues I had to deal with as a matter of employment.

So, that's that, just wanted to share some great PMs and such that I've gotten since I have some time to type! Expect an upload soon, too!

From this day forward, note me if you really need to get in contact with me.

Okay, first off, I had to deal with a bit of a confusion earlier this week with someone I met over FA. Just a mix up.

Guys, I don't know how some may have gotten this idea, but I don't have affection for feet. Okay, I don't. I have a few friends that do and I'm okay with humoring them, but I don't really possess any desire for feet. I think they're pretty disgusting, personally.

I'm not judging, it's just not a thing I enjoy or find erotic in anyway. In fact, I don't really fit the description of what most of you foot fetishists even enjoy. I don't have dainty feet. I'm not dainty at all, really. I'm pretty dykey, pretty tomboyish. I don't own an article of feminine clothing to my name. Do you know what the military does to a pair of feet over the course of a contract? I remember my first week here, the blisters were hellish.

Plus, I'm from fucking New Jersey, to begin with. Know what's the difference between trash and Jersey women? Trash gets taken out at least once a week.

On the topic of military, my activity will be severely restricted in the coming months. Those of you who know me more intimately will know why. Basically, I'm achieving a pretty big goal after a lot of hard work. A lot of bullshit work that I thought was fucking ridiculous and pointless, work that in no left me more qualified for what I'm about to do, but hey the powers that be are fucking retarded.

So, yeah, I might be hard to find at times for a while.

Finally, I have a fuck load of art I've accumulated from the amazing  whistleristler So yay, I'll be uploading that.

It's been an entire summer and I've yet to get a single pathetic or laughable attempt for ERP, solicitation for an IRL meet up, or request for free art despite the fact that I make it abundantly clear that I can't draw!

Give yourselves an applause <3

..to bed.

I'm tuckered out. I hope you had a good 4th, fellow Clapistanis!

Avoid sticking your hand in a shark's mouth, if at all possible.

Ok so more coherent this time! I was flying on painkillers, at the time.

Yeah, I'm good. I'll be back up to speed in a week or two. Gonna be getting lots of rest.

I've had a few people come freak out to me that Sam has been posted on fchan.

Hooray! I honestly don't mind in the least that an image or two has been posted there. Not in the least! Actually if someone likes the things I've uploaded enough to share them on an imageboard, then awesome.

My only request is that you credit the artists of the piece over myself since I'm just a hack pervert without any real talent.

Actually, I think Reina was posted their in the past, too, and no one ever even told me about that. Probably because she's just smutfodder anyways.

I am on it.

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
100% Switch
96% Bondage Giver
74% Bondage Receiver
70% Daddy/Mommy
67% Brat
64% Brat Tamer
58% Experimentalist
58% Non-monogamist
58% Submissive
57% Primal (Predator)
55% Vanilla
54% Dominant
50% Degradation Giver
50% Primal (Prey)
41% Girl/Boy
36% Masochist
33% Master/Mistress
29% Voyeur
28% Degradation Receiver
20% Sadist
8% Exhibitionist
4% Slave
0% All-Rounder
0% Pervert

I rule.

Had a helluva' day at work yesterday. It only further cemented the fact that I do, in fact, rule. So, since I'm bored on a day off, I'm fielding questions any of you may have to be answered by the follow characters:

Sam Saiga
Reina Roughneck
Mirage

So, some poor clerk or intern in Michigan called my brother to get my dad's signature on something.

I had a good laugh. Poor guy probably felt terrible after he got updated to the status of my dad.

Ask me anything, I provide advice.

That is all.