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Posted 11 years ago>:3 Welp~
Back from Wisconsin
Posted 11 years agoBack home after a long ass drive. Was going to fly back, but dad left me his Corvette in his will. I anticipated he'd leave me his 94 Camaro and I'd just leave it in Wisconsin and sell it, but a 1971 Stingray? I'll keep that.
Won't be on for a week, probably.
Posted 11 years agoIf I am, it'll be even more inconsistent than it is now.
Short and dirty, my father passed away.
Short and dirty, my father passed away.
Actually saddened.
Posted 11 years agoSo, I'm usually not one to show to much emotions among friends. But, this is something that does strike a chord.
People who know me know that I'm a fan of baseball and especially the New York Yankees. I've been a fan since I was about 6 years old and I saw them win the World Series in 1996. It was their first championship since 1978 and on the team was a rookie named Derek Jeter. He actually started as a shortstop for the 96 season, which is unusual since you generally want your more experienced players as infielders. He won the AL Rookie of the year award and went on to be one of the best players in the game currently.
This is his last year and it actually leaves me sad. He was the one celebrity I gave a shit about.
I don't hide the fact that growing up sucked shit for me. I grew up in an abusive home and received no reprieve in school. However, my escape wasn't in video games, anime, or other such hobbies. It was baseball and specifically the Yankees ball club. I went out for softball in high school, I was a better hitter than the boys players even against my school's best pitcher with a proper baseball (for those that have played both games, you can back me up that hitting a proper baseball is a shit load harder than the slow pitch bullshit that is softball) and was repeatedly nagged to go out for more. But, I didn't. I played because I loved the diamond and it was a good stress outlet. Plus, despite being fucking good (which I honestly was), I still caught loads of bullshit in school. So, part of it was pure spite; fuck you and your school, too. I didn't need them because, literally, I felt like I had the Yankees and, specifically, Derek Jeter. He's such a positive individual and, when it comes to professional sports, that's a fucking rarity. He's not lauded for his asshole behavior, he's not worshiped because he's a rich jerk that shows off at every corner, he's loved because he's a genuinely great guy. And, when you're a member of the most expensive sports franchise in North America, that says a lot.
I'm a big baseball fan. I follow the minor leagues and even the independents. Baseball was a wonderful escape for me in New Jersey. I still relish knowing that I schooled fucking asshole wanna be major leaguers who never even made the cut for independent leagues. When I moved to Wisconsin, I fizzled out on playing since it clearly isn't the state's game. Those I did play with in school were pretty awful outside of Milwaukee. But, once you got into the Milwaukee districts, holy shit the talent skyrockets by comparison. It was a lot of fun to be labeled a "Yankees Fan!" by the Brewers crowd only to point out the difference in Major League Championship titles: Brewers 0, Yankees 27. Brewers are a good club, to be sure, but the Yankees represent a different time and place. The Brewers were founded in 1970 and the Yankees were founded in 1901. The Yankees possess a history and culture like no other ball club in the leagues and Yankees-bashers even recognize how storied and rich it is. It has a history of legendary players I invite aaaaanyone to match: Bob Meusel, Lou Gehrig, George "Babe" Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, Yogi Berra, Edward "Whitey" Ford, Reggie Jackson.
It'll be nice to see Derek Jeter to be added into those names of legendary players and he does deserve it, but know what I'd rather see? I'd rather see him play forever. It's sad, for me, to see him go.
And fucking infuriating when that asshole A-Rod is still fucking playing. Overpaid piece of shit, he can't even play decent in the post season or produce when it counts. Though, there's a silver lining in that he's out of the majors for Jeter's last season so I don't get to see him along side an actual all-star. You did look adorable in the Trenton Thunder uniform, though.
Oh well, I've rambled enough. In summary, I'm going to greatly miss Derek Jeter.
People who know me know that I'm a fan of baseball and especially the New York Yankees. I've been a fan since I was about 6 years old and I saw them win the World Series in 1996. It was their first championship since 1978 and on the team was a rookie named Derek Jeter. He actually started as a shortstop for the 96 season, which is unusual since you generally want your more experienced players as infielders. He won the AL Rookie of the year award and went on to be one of the best players in the game currently.
This is his last year and it actually leaves me sad. He was the one celebrity I gave a shit about.
I don't hide the fact that growing up sucked shit for me. I grew up in an abusive home and received no reprieve in school. However, my escape wasn't in video games, anime, or other such hobbies. It was baseball and specifically the Yankees ball club. I went out for softball in high school, I was a better hitter than the boys players even against my school's best pitcher with a proper baseball (for those that have played both games, you can back me up that hitting a proper baseball is a shit load harder than the slow pitch bullshit that is softball) and was repeatedly nagged to go out for more. But, I didn't. I played because I loved the diamond and it was a good stress outlet. Plus, despite being fucking good (which I honestly was), I still caught loads of bullshit in school. So, part of it was pure spite; fuck you and your school, too. I didn't need them because, literally, I felt like I had the Yankees and, specifically, Derek Jeter. He's such a positive individual and, when it comes to professional sports, that's a fucking rarity. He's not lauded for his asshole behavior, he's not worshiped because he's a rich jerk that shows off at every corner, he's loved because he's a genuinely great guy. And, when you're a member of the most expensive sports franchise in North America, that says a lot.
I'm a big baseball fan. I follow the minor leagues and even the independents. Baseball was a wonderful escape for me in New Jersey. I still relish knowing that I schooled fucking asshole wanna be major leaguers who never even made the cut for independent leagues. When I moved to Wisconsin, I fizzled out on playing since it clearly isn't the state's game. Those I did play with in school were pretty awful outside of Milwaukee. But, once you got into the Milwaukee districts, holy shit the talent skyrockets by comparison. It was a lot of fun to be labeled a "Yankees Fan!" by the Brewers crowd only to point out the difference in Major League Championship titles: Brewers 0, Yankees 27. Brewers are a good club, to be sure, but the Yankees represent a different time and place. The Brewers were founded in 1970 and the Yankees were founded in 1901. The Yankees possess a history and culture like no other ball club in the leagues and Yankees-bashers even recognize how storied and rich it is. It has a history of legendary players I invite aaaaanyone to match: Bob Meusel, Lou Gehrig, George "Babe" Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, Yogi Berra, Edward "Whitey" Ford, Reggie Jackson.
It'll be nice to see Derek Jeter to be added into those names of legendary players and he does deserve it, but know what I'd rather see? I'd rather see him play forever. It's sad, for me, to see him go.
And fucking infuriating when that asshole A-Rod is still fucking playing. Overpaid piece of shit, he can't even play decent in the post season or produce when it counts. Though, there's a silver lining in that he's out of the majors for Jeter's last season so I don't get to see him along side an actual all-star. You did look adorable in the Trenton Thunder uniform, though.
Oh well, I've rambled enough. In summary, I'm going to greatly miss Derek Jeter.
Will be relatively hard to catch for the next few
Posted 11 years agowork related, etc.
I'm not a joiner (weasyl)
Posted 12 years agoSAYS THE ENLISTED WOMAN AMIRITE?
Not leaving FA, but I liked Weasyl. It's pretty neat. https://www.weasyl.com/~saigashark
Not leaving FA, but I liked Weasyl. It's pretty neat. https://www.weasyl.com/~saigashark
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas
Posted 12 years ago<3
Playing Facade
Posted 12 years agoFACADE STAGEPLAY
Wed Dec 18 18 24 49 2013
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...
(Sam knocks on the front door.)
(Sam knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, she's here!
GRACE
What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!
TRIP
No, she's right on time!
GRACE
Trip...!
SAM
open up
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Sam!!
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing?
SAM
Hey, where's the ducttape?
TRIP
Alright!
TRIP
Wow, it's really really great to see you.
TRIP
So come on in!
TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
SAM
Don't mind if I do, where's Grace?
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
SAM
hooch? Score.
(SAM picks up the red wine bottle.)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
(SAM puts down the red wine bottle.)
(SAM picks up the phone.)
(SAM puts down the phone.)
(SAM picks up the phone.)
(SAM puts down the phone.)
GRACE
Sam,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
SAM
oh hello indeed
GRACE
Oh, ha ha ha! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
And, I've got to say, you look really good!
GRACE
Make yourself at home, come on in!
TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door.
TRIP
I'm gonna fix us some drinks. -- (interrupted)
SAM
Oh you look good too grace
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
Funny, Sam, for a second there I thought you were flirting with me. -- (interrupted)
(SAM hugs grace.)
GRACE
Oh, uh, you're hugging me... -- (interrupted)
(SAM kisses grace.)
TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
wow, that was, um...
GRACE
uuh...
TRIP
wow, that was, um...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Sam,
GRACE
heh heh heh...
SAM
So. Ducttape. Where?
TRIP
you're, heh, something else... heh... never afraid to...
TRIP
mess with us ...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
SAM
Where is the ducttape?
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
TRIP
Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?
TRIP
Heh heh, Sam, -- (interrupted)
PHONE
** RING **
SAM
the ducttape, where is it
GRACE
Oh, I'll get it --
TRIP
No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it.
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine...
PHONE
** RING **
PHONE
** RING **
ANSWERING MACHINE
** click **
ANSWERING MACHINE
You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message!
ANSWERING MACHINE
** beep **
TRIP
Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
ANSWERING MACHINE
Travis, are you there, it's your mother, I haven't heard from you and Grace in a while,
TRIP
Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories. -- (interrupted)
SAM
..fabulous? really? Yuppie.
TRIP
Yeah, yeah.
GRACE
Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth --
ANSWERING MACHINE
I'm just calling to find out if you've settled in to your new apartment, that's all...
TRIP
Uhh, no, they're ignorant, they wouldn't know what a cumberbund from a cucumber.
ANSWERING MACHINE
Give me a call if you're not travelling, I know you're travelling a lot these days.
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Sam, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have.
ANSWERING MACHINE
Okay, that's all, bye Travis.
GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)
TRIP
Ha ha, yeah...
SAM
I missed you, too, Grace oooh yeah
GRACE
Oh, that's --
TRIP
Wow Grace you sure are getting your share of praise tonight!
GRACE
(annoyed sigh)
SAM
u jelly?
TRIP
Huh, I just realized something.
GRACE
What...
TRIP
There's something we need to celebrate.
GRACE
What do you mean?
TRIP
Sam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP
Senior year of college.
GRACE
Oh... geez...
TRIP
Do you remember that?
SAM
Nah
TRIP
Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Probably true.
TRIP
Hmm!
SAM
Well this got uncomfortable
GRACE
You know Trip, I don't think your little advice ball looks so good on the bar.
TRIP
What? It's like, a funny bar toy.
GRACE
It's lame. It's a crappy piece of plastic sitting next to your fancy crystal cocktail glasses.
TRIP
(little sigh)
GRACE
(big sigh) -- (interrupted)
SAM
Sooooo..
TRIP
W -- wait, wait, wait, what's wrong, Grace?
GRACE
Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend.
TRIP
Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh) Sheejus.
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Heh... No doubt about it.
TRIP
Huh... I don't know about that... -- (interrupted)
SAM
Well this is awkward.
GRACE
You don't agree? Okay, well...
GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating,
GRACE
I -- I really enjoy it --
SAM
yeah it's fun
TRIP
See, try to understand, even after a full day's work designing magazine ads,
TRIP
Grace somehow finds the time to decorate and and and and redecorate --
GRACE
I could never do this, but sometimes I want to start fresh and paint free form all over the walls with a big messy brush...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
(annoyed sigh)
GRACE
So I normally like redecorating...
GRACE
Sam, now be honest with me, agree that this room just does not work!
TRIP
Grace, come on, what are you talking about?
SAM
I agree
TRIP
No, no no no no no, you've got to understand, Grace loves expensive furniture, she was totally spoiled growing up,
TRIP
you should see the inside of her parents house.
GRACE
So, about my decorating...
GRACE
All day at work I design ads for apartments like this,
GRACE
and then I think, I want this style for my apartment --
TRIP
I love this style, I feel like I'm inside one of your ads, it's great!
GRACE
but... I'm wrong, it is just not coming together at all!
TRIP
Oh come on! Jesus why can't you just be happy with this? This is fine!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
SAM
it's.. missing something
GRACE
Ah, thank you, I knew you'd give me an honest answer --
TRIP
Uhh, it's just decorating for Christ's sake, you're turning this into some big issue --
GRACE
You know, Trip, if you hadn't convinced me to go into advertising, I could have painted that painting on the wall instead of buying it!
TRIP
(short petulant sigh)
TRIP
Yeah and with our income cut in half, we'd be living in some basement apartment in Queens, as if you could ever handle that...
GRACE
Anyhow, Sam, thank you for your honesty.
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
You can bet on it, hmm.
TRIP
Pssh.
GRACE
Trip, uhh, either you get rid of that thing, or I will.
TRIP
Oh, I'm not allowed to have a little toy?! Jesus. -- (interrupted)
SAM
i'll just.. back away..
GRACE
Well -- well, Trip can get overly obsessed.
GRACE
(happy but tense sigh)
(SAM knocks on the front door.)
(SAM opens the front door.)
GRACE
Sam,
GRACE
you and I are getting along so well tonight... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Sam, what are you doing? Are you leaving?
SAM
oh yeah I'm just running..
SAM
for my fucking life
TRIP
Look, just come back in, don't -- don't make us think you're going to leave.
(SAM points to the elevator button.)
Wed Dec 18 18 24 49 2013
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...
(Sam knocks on the front door.)
(Sam knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, she's here!
GRACE
What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!
TRIP
No, she's right on time!
GRACE
Trip...!
SAM
open up
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Sam!!
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing?
SAM
Hey, where's the ducttape?
TRIP
Alright!
TRIP
Wow, it's really really great to see you.
TRIP
So come on in!
TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
SAM
Don't mind if I do, where's Grace?
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
SAM
hooch? Score.
(SAM picks up the red wine bottle.)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
(SAM puts down the red wine bottle.)
(SAM picks up the phone.)
(SAM puts down the phone.)
(SAM picks up the phone.)
(SAM puts down the phone.)
GRACE
Sam,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
SAM
oh hello indeed
GRACE
Oh, ha ha ha! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
And, I've got to say, you look really good!
GRACE
Make yourself at home, come on in!
TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door.
TRIP
I'm gonna fix us some drinks. -- (interrupted)
SAM
Oh you look good too grace
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
Funny, Sam, for a second there I thought you were flirting with me. -- (interrupted)
(SAM hugs grace.)
GRACE
Oh, uh, you're hugging me... -- (interrupted)
(SAM kisses grace.)
TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
wow, that was, um...
GRACE
uuh...
TRIP
wow, that was, um...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Sam,
GRACE
heh heh heh...
SAM
So. Ducttape. Where?
TRIP
you're, heh, something else... heh... never afraid to...
TRIP
mess with us ...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
SAM
Where is the ducttape?
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
TRIP
Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?
TRIP
Heh heh, Sam, -- (interrupted)
PHONE
** RING **
SAM
the ducttape, where is it
GRACE
Oh, I'll get it --
TRIP
No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it.
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine...
PHONE
** RING **
PHONE
** RING **
ANSWERING MACHINE
** click **
ANSWERING MACHINE
You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message!
ANSWERING MACHINE
** beep **
TRIP
Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
ANSWERING MACHINE
Travis, are you there, it's your mother, I haven't heard from you and Grace in a while,
TRIP
Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories. -- (interrupted)
SAM
..fabulous? really? Yuppie.
TRIP
Yeah, yeah.
GRACE
Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth --
ANSWERING MACHINE
I'm just calling to find out if you've settled in to your new apartment, that's all...
TRIP
Uhh, no, they're ignorant, they wouldn't know what a cumberbund from a cucumber.
ANSWERING MACHINE
Give me a call if you're not travelling, I know you're travelling a lot these days.
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Sam, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have.
ANSWERING MACHINE
Okay, that's all, bye Travis.
GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)
TRIP
Ha ha, yeah...
SAM
I missed you, too, Grace oooh yeah
GRACE
Oh, that's --
TRIP
Wow Grace you sure are getting your share of praise tonight!
GRACE
(annoyed sigh)
SAM
u jelly?
TRIP
Huh, I just realized something.
GRACE
What...
TRIP
There's something we need to celebrate.
GRACE
What do you mean?
TRIP
Sam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP
Senior year of college.
GRACE
Oh... geez...
TRIP
Do you remember that?
SAM
Nah
TRIP
Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Probably true.
TRIP
Hmm!
SAM
Well this got uncomfortable
GRACE
You know Trip, I don't think your little advice ball looks so good on the bar.
TRIP
What? It's like, a funny bar toy.
GRACE
It's lame. It's a crappy piece of plastic sitting next to your fancy crystal cocktail glasses.
TRIP
(little sigh)
GRACE
(big sigh) -- (interrupted)
SAM
Sooooo..
TRIP
W -- wait, wait, wait, what's wrong, Grace?
GRACE
Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend.
TRIP
Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh) Sheejus.
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Heh... No doubt about it.
TRIP
Huh... I don't know about that... -- (interrupted)
SAM
Well this is awkward.
GRACE
You don't agree? Okay, well...
GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating,
GRACE
I -- I really enjoy it --
SAM
yeah it's fun
TRIP
See, try to understand, even after a full day's work designing magazine ads,
TRIP
Grace somehow finds the time to decorate and and and and redecorate --
GRACE
I could never do this, but sometimes I want to start fresh and paint free form all over the walls with a big messy brush...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
(annoyed sigh)
GRACE
So I normally like redecorating...
GRACE
Sam, now be honest with me, agree that this room just does not work!
TRIP
Grace, come on, what are you talking about?
SAM
I agree
TRIP
No, no no no no no, you've got to understand, Grace loves expensive furniture, she was totally spoiled growing up,
TRIP
you should see the inside of her parents house.
GRACE
So, about my decorating...
GRACE
All day at work I design ads for apartments like this,
GRACE
and then I think, I want this style for my apartment --
TRIP
I love this style, I feel like I'm inside one of your ads, it's great!
GRACE
but... I'm wrong, it is just not coming together at all!
TRIP
Oh come on! Jesus why can't you just be happy with this? This is fine!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
SAM
it's.. missing something
GRACE
Ah, thank you, I knew you'd give me an honest answer --
TRIP
Uhh, it's just decorating for Christ's sake, you're turning this into some big issue --
GRACE
You know, Trip, if you hadn't convinced me to go into advertising, I could have painted that painting on the wall instead of buying it!
TRIP
(short petulant sigh)
TRIP
Yeah and with our income cut in half, we'd be living in some basement apartment in Queens, as if you could ever handle that...
GRACE
Anyhow, Sam, thank you for your honesty.
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
You can bet on it, hmm.
TRIP
Pssh.
GRACE
Trip, uhh, either you get rid of that thing, or I will.
TRIP
Oh, I'm not allowed to have a little toy?! Jesus. -- (interrupted)
SAM
i'll just.. back away..
GRACE
Well -- well, Trip can get overly obsessed.
GRACE
(happy but tense sigh)
(SAM knocks on the front door.)
(SAM opens the front door.)
GRACE
Sam,
GRACE
you and I are getting along so well tonight... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Sam, what are you doing? Are you leaving?
SAM
oh yeah I'm just running..
SAM
for my fucking life
TRIP
Look, just come back in, don't -- don't make us think you're going to leave.
(SAM points to the elevator button.)
You've got questions? I've got answers.
Posted 12 years agoAsk my your silly questions and I will answer them! Trust me, I'm almost a psychic.
Back to our regularly scheduled shark
Posted 12 years agoSo, before I go to bed, I just wanted to comment I feel way better now~ I'm off the pain killers and it doesn't hurt that much now.
Will be relatively hard to reach for the next few days
Posted 12 years agoFor various reasons relating to a work related accident, it might take a while to reach me in the coming days. I'm fine, but I received a fractured rib and will be spending a lot of time laying down. I'm none to pleased with what's happened, but given the circumstances I'm grateful for what they are.
Don't ask what happened, I just don't feel like regurgitating the story anymore.
Don't ask what happened, I just don't feel like regurgitating the story anymore.
Important notice about my bed
Posted 12 years agoIt is really fucking comfy~
TAG'D
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1. I'm tall, about 5'9 irl.
2. I literally hate everything about dressing feminine, so I wear boxers for starters. fuck dat panties shits.
3. Yes, bro, I lift, actually.
4. Fallout is muh favorite vidya.
5. I love crappy old B movies.
6. I'm a license holding private rotorcraft pilot aka helicopter.
7. I was born in Poland, moved to Jersey, then to Wisconsin, and now in Texas.
8. I apparently look.. mean as hell irl but I'm not, really D:
9. I used to drive a snowmobile to work
10. I love pen and paper RPGs
Tonilyn's questions for moi.
1. Where do you work? USCGS Galveston
2. How many pets do you have? 0. Sadfaec.
3. How did you come up with your fursona? I actually saw a leopard shark in person. I adored it~
4. Whats your favorite movie? Gawd, that's hard to say. I really don't have a "favorite" for most things.
5. Who is your favorite artist? Here, as well. I like lots and lots of things~
6. Do you like fruit? Of course, otherwise I wouldn't tease Rip as much as I do. (sikburn) But, I love oranges so much.
7. What is your favorite game? (PS, Xbox, PC, whatever else) As I said, the Fallout series are my favorite, with Metro a close second.
8. Whats your favorite color? Crimson red.
9. Who is your favorite Author? Ray Bradbury, I always loved his short stories.
10. What is your favorite animal? Leopard Sherk~
My questions for vous.
1. How pleased would you say you are with where you are right now?
2. What are your goals in life?
3. Your biggest fear?
4. What do you like to do the most in your free time?
5. If you had the cash given to you, what sort of adventure would you go on?
6. What's your biggest guilty pleasure?
7. What's your favorite "little thing" like the smell of fresh cut grass, for example?
8. What's your favorite band?
9. What languages do you speak?
10. ..am I mean? Like, really, am I mean? At all? D:
I'm breaking the rules and saying whoever damn well feels like it can be tagged.
TonilynRules:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Each person has to share 10 things about themselves.
3. Answer the 10 questions asked to you, and invent 10 new questions the people you tag will have to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people, and put their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their pages and inform them they are tagged.
6. Not something like "You are tagged if you read this".
7. You have to tag 10 people.
1. I'm tall, about 5'9 irl.
2. I literally hate everything about dressing feminine, so I wear boxers for starters. fuck dat panties shits.
3. Yes, bro, I lift, actually.
4. Fallout is muh favorite vidya.
5. I love crappy old B movies.
6. I'm a license holding private rotorcraft pilot aka helicopter.
7. I was born in Poland, moved to Jersey, then to Wisconsin, and now in Texas.
8. I apparently look.. mean as hell irl but I'm not, really D:
9. I used to drive a snowmobile to work
10. I love pen and paper RPGs
Tonilyn's questions for moi.1. Where do you work? USCGS Galveston
2. How many pets do you have? 0. Sadfaec.
3. How did you come up with your fursona? I actually saw a leopard shark in person. I adored it~
4. Whats your favorite movie? Gawd, that's hard to say. I really don't have a "favorite" for most things.
5. Who is your favorite artist? Here, as well. I like lots and lots of things~
6. Do you like fruit? Of course, otherwise I wouldn't tease Rip as much as I do. (sikburn) But, I love oranges so much.
7. What is your favorite game? (PS, Xbox, PC, whatever else) As I said, the Fallout series are my favorite, with Metro a close second.
8. Whats your favorite color? Crimson red.
9. Who is your favorite Author? Ray Bradbury, I always loved his short stories.
10. What is your favorite animal? Leopard Sherk~
My questions for vous.
1. How pleased would you say you are with where you are right now?
2. What are your goals in life?
3. Your biggest fear?
4. What do you like to do the most in your free time?
5. If you had the cash given to you, what sort of adventure would you go on?
6. What's your biggest guilty pleasure?
7. What's your favorite "little thing" like the smell of fresh cut grass, for example?
8. What's your favorite band?
9. What languages do you speak?
10. ..am I mean? Like, really, am I mean? At all? D:
I'm breaking the rules and saying whoever damn well feels like it can be tagged.
Advice Shark
Posted 12 years agoAdvice shark here to hear your advice and offer up answers!
So, what do you wish to know and or solve?
So, what do you wish to know and or solve?
TMI Tuesday
Posted 12 years agoLET'S DO IT GEEKS~
Ask away.
Ask away.
Seriously, geeks?
Posted 12 years agoI love getting hit on by some dudes on SL. I honestly do. I especially love it when they think they can impress me by showing me their genitals.
Honestly, do you idiots think that's going to do anything other than make me laugh at you? How fucking desperate and stupid are you to think that a woman is going to salivate over a picture of your cock? And, before you sit back with a smug grin and think "Well if they see mine.. hehe.." realize this: There are 3 and a half billion men on this rock. You are nothing special~
See, I know your type. My BROTHER is your type. He's the kind of idiot that thinks if he shows his penis to women on the internet that he'll impress them. Know what it HAS gotten him? Fucking no where. He's had sex at least 4 times, as disgusting as the thought is. How do I know this? He's got 4 kids and all 4 of them are half brothers to each other.
Do you want to be that? Do you want to be paying child support to 4 different people because you're a stupid fuck that thinks with your dick? How dumb are you? It really boggles my mind how idiotic you must be if you think sending a picture of your dick to someone is going to accomplish anything. It's just so hilariously pathetic.
Honestly, do you idiots think that's going to do anything other than make me laugh at you? How fucking desperate and stupid are you to think that a woman is going to salivate over a picture of your cock? And, before you sit back with a smug grin and think "Well if they see mine.. hehe.." realize this: There are 3 and a half billion men on this rock. You are nothing special~
See, I know your type. My BROTHER is your type. He's the kind of idiot that thinks if he shows his penis to women on the internet that he'll impress them. Know what it HAS gotten him? Fucking no where. He's had sex at least 4 times, as disgusting as the thought is. How do I know this? He's got 4 kids and all 4 of them are half brothers to each other.
Do you want to be that? Do you want to be paying child support to 4 different people because you're a stupid fuck that thinks with your dick? How dumb are you? It really boggles my mind how idiotic you must be if you think sending a picture of your dick to someone is going to accomplish anything. It's just so hilariously pathetic.
This is totally legit
Posted 12 years agoJust shut the door behind you. Nothing bad will happen. >:3
Fuck it.
Posted 12 years agoMy dad's in the ER and I can't even get a reason why.
Seriously, fuck everything. Expect my absence for a while, at least.
UPDATE: I have been awake for 48 hours, waiting for any word, and thankfully it's good. I literally feel light on my feet.
Seriously, fuck everything. Expect my absence for a while, at least.
UPDATE: I have been awake for 48 hours, waiting for any word, and thankfully it's good. I literally feel light on my feet.
Hah.
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHo_jqf_nyU
I love the comments, especially from one of the "participants."
"XD wow you actually recorded us having sex
Without our permission
I hope you get rapped with all the ban you're gonna get from this
For those of who care, i'm the cat sammiched between the woofies o 3o"
I love the usage of text emoticons, hopes of "rapp", and the infantile baby talk that so totally endear the furry fandom to the rest of the internet.
I love the comments, especially from one of the "participants."
"XD wow you actually recorded us having sex
Without our permission
I hope you get rapped with all the ban you're gonna get from this
For those of who care, i'm the cat sammiched between the woofies o 3o"
I love the usage of text emoticons, hopes of "rapp", and the infantile baby talk that so totally endear the furry fandom to the rest of the internet.
Seriously?
Posted 12 years agoYankees down 1-4 against Detroit?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fortune telling shark
Posted 12 years agoSo, because I turned 23 on saturday, my psychic ability is stronger.
Ask me questions, I will predict the outcomes.
Ask me questions, I will predict the outcomes.
Interview meme
Posted 13 years ago1). Pick one of your FCs/OCs!
2). Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC.
3). Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz.
1.) What's your name?
Samara Sheffield Saiga, jus' call me Sam.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
'Cause Mom wanted me to have an identity?
3.) Are you single or taken?
HAH, I have a few.. lovers. Monogamy is boring.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I'm told I'm aggressive. I also have some.. Mm.. nice guns, if I do say so myself. And, I'm not talking about my 12 gauge. That and I have your standard Shark perceptions that I'm sure most mammals couldn't hope to fathom.
5.) Stop being a mary-sue.
Your neck looks delicious.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Please, honey, I fight to win. Again, I like neckmeat.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Yeah, but family not in the blood relation sense.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Yeah, this annoying Fennec cunt named Reina.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
People who tell me I can't do something or have something.
10.) Something that you do like?
Other sharks, definitely. I love the thrill of a heist, the rush of being some where I shouldn't be, doing something I'm not supposed to, and blazing off with a sack load of cash.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Bank robbery, break ins, that kind of stuff. I do carry a few caveats. I divide up raids into white and black. We keep things non-lethal in white raids. So, cops... bystanders, you know, people just doing their thing? Yeah, we don't hurt them. Black raids are against other outlaws. Drug dealers.. mobsters.. corporate raiders.. no honor amongst thieves, y'know?
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Oh yeah, but I've always hurt them worse.
13.) Ever killed anyone?
You'll get in deep shit asking something like that.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Leopard Shark.
15.) Name your worst habits.
I'm told I'm a bit vulgar.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Hard to say.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Bisexual.
18.) Do you go to school?
Not anymore.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Never thought about it. Don't care at this point. I'm only 23.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Hah! Probably not, in fact I know I have haters.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Like I'm going to tell you something that could possibly be used against me?
22.) What color is your hair?
Deep reddish, maroon. I dye.
23.) Eyes?
Sky blue.
24.)What do you usually wear?
Fatigues, trenchcoat, cap.. lots of stuff. Mostly out of comfort. Muscle shirt is about as 'sexy' as I get.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Nah, ask away.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Ok. If you're gonna be grillin' me, can you at least take your pants off so I can have some eye candy?
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
I got safehouses in every port.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
Well, I dunno about right now, but I can guarantee you that I'd be upperclass by the end of the week if I felt inclined to do so.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Define "friend."
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Could I make myself MORE of a shark?
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
S'cool.
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Beef. A huge, huge slab of it.
35.) Favourite drink?
Rye.
36.) What is your favourite place?
Anywhere I can get paid.
37.) Least favourite?
A jailcell.
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Never said I did!
39.) Well, it's over.
Oh cool, cause, I got a ballgag I want to try on you.
Tagged people:
lucaschainsawfox 
tsukithebat 
kabuta Ok
Posted 13 years agoI finally got Metro 2033
http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/metro-2033.....1226913p1.html
HAH. So yeah.. playing it asap
http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/metro-2033.....1226913p1.html
HAH. So yeah.. playing it asap
Bored and playing terraria
Posted 13 years agoAsk me anything. I'm a shark fortuneteller.
The Old Republic
Posted 13 years agoI want to just go to sleep for like a week. That was boring. Really boring.
