My mate told meh to do this, so I am.

[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[X] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[X ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: Three

[ X] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[X ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: Six

[X] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[X ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ X] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[+] milk or water is your favourite drink (No, but I quite enjoy it)
Total: three and a half

[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[X ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: four

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: four

[x] you have your favourite spot beside your bed where you like to sleep
[X ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes into the house
[X] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ X] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: Six

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to yourself as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[X] you look for edible stuff often
Total: three

[What, I have a window!?] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[X ] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[X ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[+ ] you like to eat grass (leaves, but still, whatever)
[X] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Five

Total score: over 9000.

If you want to know what hurts
Then you ought to know that the truth will burn you.
Too bad it doesn't really turn you towards sympathy.

When you call someone a f*g, please know, you need still to grow into a human being and take off the blindfold, homophobia is very real and very dangerous.
It's not to say that it's the only thing we need to look after in this world, oh no, this society is inundated with terrible darkness. The scourge is all of us.

Read this, so you understand just.. how hard it is to be like LGBTQ+ folks
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:13044761

Transforming us into Muted Dreams
Like deadly laser beams
Everything you worked for is deemed impossible
When you begin to break, you are deniable in existence
Where do we go when they drop the bombs?
It's in sanctuary provided by Moms and Dads
From beyond, you saw it all, why did you go there?
She lost her head, lost in despair
Someone will suffer for the rut of Mankind
And it will stuff her with ideals of corruption
Save yourself, run away, fight back.

We are at the epitome of our failure
New-fangled technology is meaningless to bail your life out
Nothing but empty lies to soothe your mind, dirty mind
When no one saves you, will make you sorry for life in hindsight
Melt in the sun as it's all your good for
Don't have fun as there's no time for that
Ignorant fools and stereotypes to calm your own misgivings
You deny the reality to understand for your cantankerous,
idiocy, blind, Human Race is faulted and burned
You should have learned that nothing is won from killing
The billing of society is insurmountable odds stacked against you
It's simple you, run and hide you for you are backed against
Against not simple walls, but Empty Walls of Torture
These deadly falls you take will destroy you
If you make no change then you will end with no glory to hold.

Devilish Fiends! Kill The Mutant, Burn The Heretic, Purge The Unclean!
What you know is what you have been told, the unseen lies ahead
Nothing you do amounts to anything ever, they all fly overhead
What has Science done? Millions are spent on death showers!
All your pleas for peace and armistice die like a flower
They make you believe what you want but their tongues are tied
Feed Us! She cried, only to be turned upon by trusted people
Hopes and dreams smashed, sitting there all busted up
Nothing matters anymore, we're all puppets
If you want to matter in the world then you need to kill
Murder, maim, hurt, inflict, destroy, that's all that matters
Then bill us later, we don't care about deficits
Would your friends die for you? I'm not talking about those that get high with you, they say they will but they're all selfish.

Weapon Maker, Weapon Baker, take my money to defend the country
Weapon Maker, Weapon Baker, take my sonny away
Weapon Maker, Weapon Baker, rain Judgement upon my enemies
Weapon Maker, Weapon Baker, be a faker of stalemates
Weapon Maker, Weapon Baker shaker of cities, kill them all!

When the rain follows the storm will you walk with me
To the end of the sane desire that you have
Be brave and face your fears, entire worlds collapse
Civilization is on trial, though you may cry, you must never die
See my pain is real, watch my world dissolve
Like a botched experiment I have failed you, entailed disaster
Come to realize the truth but to some it's meaningless
To survive you need to fight and to fight you need flight
In order to kill the boarder between life and death, we must reach Transcendence.

If your once solitude had forbidden you to return, what shall be done?
Don't be afraid my child, simply continue to be on the run
For that is the only thing you can do in the wild; fighting is arbitrary
Preserve your fate for you're the only one to control destiny, hope is mild
But in the rate that you decay is the way you shall perish from existence
Escape Rapture or face denial - the choice is yours and all you need is persistence
The psalm in your mind is your only solstice for refuge in this benign world.