I CREATED A PATREON!!
Posted 9 years agoOh shit, waddup! I created a Patreon. Since money’s a bit tight on my end with repairing my laptop and bills, I decided to create one. I won’t ask for much but if you really like and you have subscribed to my channel, feel free to pledge a dollar or two or 10 if you want a reward. More info about my Patreon is on my Patreon page.
No Subject
Posted 9 years agoTurns out that my friend isn't going to TFF this year :( does anyone know.. of anyone that may have a spare space in their room? i can pay a cut of the room if someone can spare a space for me.
Anybody got extra space in their room for one more?
Posted 9 years agoI was looking for a room for Ikkicon but turns out they're full :(. If anyone here is going to Ikkicon and you're in need of a roommate, please let me know ASAP.
Ikkicon 2015
Posted 10 years agoI'm looking for a room at Ikkicon if anyone here is going. If you have a room and in need of a roommate; please let me know. :3
My first meme!!
Posted 12 years ago[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[] I wear glasses. (contacts count too?)
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
FAMILY/HOME LIFE
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday. (maybe one)
[ ] I have a child.
[ ] I've lost a child.
SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[ x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
EMBARRASSMENT
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (some of them, and only sometimes o: shit is depressing man )
[] I've peed from laughing.
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[] I've had my pants rip in public. (do you count being at work as public? )
HEALTH
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[x ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I've had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
TRAVEL
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[x ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan. (For a 2 hour layover to Korea)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe. (If sitting in an airport counts)
[ ] I've been to Africa.
EXPERIENCES
[] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been to a casino. (not to gamble of course, just when we were staying there in Vegas :P )
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] I've eaten sushi. (it's icky. Seaweed bleh =c)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship. I love her! <3
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[ x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
SEXUALITY
[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
HONESTY
[ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[ ] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ x] I've snuck out of my house.
[ x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL
[x] I've consumed alcohol. (not anything like a full drink. Just a sip of Crown Royal whiskey >> never again...)
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ x] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ x] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.
DEATH
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
MATERIALISM
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
RANDOM
[ ] I can sing well. (if I marked this it'd be the worst lie in the history of the world)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[ x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x ] I sing in the shower.
[x] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied over 30 CDs in a day
[] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, black, pink, red or blue (pink is my second favorite :D)
[] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love. (wait what?)
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (kinda, my iPod stays on skype all night long)
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (arachnophobic)
[] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails. (horrible habit, I've been trying to stop)
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[x ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[] I wear glasses. (contacts count too?)
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
FAMILY/HOME LIFE
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday. (maybe one)
[ ] I have a child.
[ ] I've lost a child.
SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[ x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
EMBARRASSMENT
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (some of them, and only sometimes o: shit is depressing man )
[] I've peed from laughing.
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[] I've had my pants rip in public. (do you count being at work as public? )
HEALTH
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[x ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I've had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
TRAVEL
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[x ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan. (For a 2 hour layover to Korea)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe. (If sitting in an airport counts)
[ ] I've been to Africa.
EXPERIENCES
[] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been to a casino. (not to gamble of course, just when we were staying there in Vegas :P )
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] I've eaten sushi. (it's icky. Seaweed bleh =c)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship. I love her! <3
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[ x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
SEXUALITY
[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
HONESTY
[ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[ ] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ x] I've snuck out of my house.
[ x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL
[x] I've consumed alcohol. (not anything like a full drink. Just a sip of Crown Royal whiskey >> never again...)
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ x] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ x] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.
DEATH
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
MATERIALISM
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
RANDOM
[ ] I can sing well. (if I marked this it'd be the worst lie in the history of the world)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[ x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x ] I sing in the shower.
[x] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied over 30 CDs in a day
[] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, black, pink, red or blue (pink is my second favorite :D)
[] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love. (wait what?)
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (kinda, my iPod stays on skype all night long)
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (arachnophobic)
[] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails. (horrible habit, I've been trying to stop)
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[x ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Add me on PSN^.^
Posted 12 years agoMy PSN ID is killa4eternity99
the rules from creepy pastas!!
Posted 12 years agoso this is my first journal.
1. Mirrors and darkness don’t mix.
2. Actually mirrors are a general “NO”, in creepypasta world, there is nothing more sinister.
3. There is zero chance of survival if you look the thing that no one else can see or answer it’s question incorrectly.
4. If you are alone at night in a creepy mental institution,take some time to consider what the fuck are you doing there, then, if it is appropriate to do so, leave.
5. Avoid going to places where everyone else who went there never came back or died inexplicably.
6. If someone stops your vehicle at night and asks to come with you, it would probably be in your best interests to politely decline.
7. Killing is the last method of survival, use it sparingly but without fear.
8. WHO WAS PHONE is always a good thing to ponder. Also who the hell answers a phone while kissing a dead persons sexy daughter. A douche is who.
9. Get a simple .38 revolver. Load it with 2 silver bullets. If you really feel there is no chance to come alive out of a situation, take one shot at whatever’s threatening you. If this doesn’t work, you still have the last shot to become an hero with.
10. Area 51 is simply too well guarded to let you get in. Or to let any alien out.
11. When going to a hotel, try to steer clear of unauthorized areas. If you couldn’t resist but you saw a red thing, take some time to consider the price range and hotel standard on your next visit. Have you ever stayed at a haunted Hilton?
12. When booking your hotel stay, Trip Advisor can be an invaluable tool in deeming whether your choice is the scene of a multiple murder/full of dead people/built at the mouth of hell. Local newspapers can also be helpful.
13. Invoking demons, speaking weird languages and performing rituals of any kind is considered dangerous. Refrain from doing that, especially around Abandoned Warehouses, Churches, Psychiatric Institutions, Forests and your house in front of a mirror at night.
14. When going to a new area, environmental understanding is a key to survival. Ask around for cursed places, legends, dangers and other details. Listen to the local peoples’ advice, and don’t be afraid to ask if you’re unsure of which attacks/disappearances are paranormal and which aren’t.
15. Always have a Bible next to your bed. Provides average reading material, proof of beliefs and a really heavy object to throw at enemies.
16. Don’t count on Holy Water. Get a sturdy vial of Sulfuric Acid and let a priest Consecrate it.
17. Japanese priests cleanse rooms by waving katana swords around. Their ritual is 100% effective on corporeal forms.
18. If you find 666 messages on your phone, mailbox, email, etc consider changing the said service provider. Also don’t bother listening /reading the messages. It’s spam. Extra dimensional, possibly, but spam nevertheless.
19. Old pharmaceutical companies cant help you. Unless you specifically need “Blood Of The Innocent”, ”Snake Oil”, and “Radioactive Syrup”. Which is never.
20. If you need to sign it in blood, you do not need to sign it. All mainstream governing bodies will accept contracts signed in ink, bear this in mind if offered deals that seem too good to be true.
21. Lighthouses are dangerous. Avoid them at all costs. If you work at a Lighthouse consider a career in Insurance Sales, or Veterinary Care.
22. There is simply no reason to listen to music that causes suicidal tendencies, or to watch films that have had strange/disastrous consequences..
23. If you like to plan ahead and have some money, buy your auntie and uncle a house in Bel-Air. Nothing can harm you there no matter how scared your mother is.
24. Secret secluded untouched places in old buildings are left untouched for a reason. Pioneers never say “die” but in fact they do have an unusually high mortality rate.
25. Before you start swimming in the ice-cold waters of a murky lake at the center of a dark forest at midnight, ask yourself, do you really want to travel to an ancient and terrifying city? If the answer is “no,” then stay at home instead, and watch whatever quality programming is available on Cinemax.
26. On your 33rd birthday try celebrating in a well lit house with the company of others.
27. Refrain from using the One True Name for anything, there is probably a reason people gave it a nick.
28. Watching TV static for long periods may be hazardous to your health, try satelite TV to combat this problem.
29. Get a cat. Those furry little hairballs seem to perceive unnatural phenomena better than us, and if desperate, simply throw it at whatever is about to get you.
30. Cemeteries are bad places, especially in foggy conditions and on halloween.
31. Try not to close your eyes, ever. If you must, do so only briefly.
32. If you hear chanting, run until you are out of earshot.
33. If you are too old to play with dolls, you do not need to be anywhere near one of the creepy little fuckers.
34. Legends can offer valuable insight of where not to go camping with friends.
35. When babysitting, ascertain the family’s tastes and preferences, to avoid being killed by poorly selected statues.
36. Even if you are certain that running will not save you, it is always best to try.
Follow these simple rules and little (or massive) harm may befall you. Either way, the important thing is to make sure your tale is told, copied, and pasted repeatedly.
1. Mirrors and darkness don’t mix.
2. Actually mirrors are a general “NO”, in creepypasta world, there is nothing more sinister.
3. There is zero chance of survival if you look the thing that no one else can see or answer it’s question incorrectly.
4. If you are alone at night in a creepy mental institution,take some time to consider what the fuck are you doing there, then, if it is appropriate to do so, leave.
5. Avoid going to places where everyone else who went there never came back or died inexplicably.
6. If someone stops your vehicle at night and asks to come with you, it would probably be in your best interests to politely decline.
7. Killing is the last method of survival, use it sparingly but without fear.
8. WHO WAS PHONE is always a good thing to ponder. Also who the hell answers a phone while kissing a dead persons sexy daughter. A douche is who.
9. Get a simple .38 revolver. Load it with 2 silver bullets. If you really feel there is no chance to come alive out of a situation, take one shot at whatever’s threatening you. If this doesn’t work, you still have the last shot to become an hero with.
10. Area 51 is simply too well guarded to let you get in. Or to let any alien out.
11. When going to a hotel, try to steer clear of unauthorized areas. If you couldn’t resist but you saw a red thing, take some time to consider the price range and hotel standard on your next visit. Have you ever stayed at a haunted Hilton?
12. When booking your hotel stay, Trip Advisor can be an invaluable tool in deeming whether your choice is the scene of a multiple murder/full of dead people/built at the mouth of hell. Local newspapers can also be helpful.
13. Invoking demons, speaking weird languages and performing rituals of any kind is considered dangerous. Refrain from doing that, especially around Abandoned Warehouses, Churches, Psychiatric Institutions, Forests and your house in front of a mirror at night.
14. When going to a new area, environmental understanding is a key to survival. Ask around for cursed places, legends, dangers and other details. Listen to the local peoples’ advice, and don’t be afraid to ask if you’re unsure of which attacks/disappearances are paranormal and which aren’t.
15. Always have a Bible next to your bed. Provides average reading material, proof of beliefs and a really heavy object to throw at enemies.
16. Don’t count on Holy Water. Get a sturdy vial of Sulfuric Acid and let a priest Consecrate it.
17. Japanese priests cleanse rooms by waving katana swords around. Their ritual is 100% effective on corporeal forms.
18. If you find 666 messages on your phone, mailbox, email, etc consider changing the said service provider. Also don’t bother listening /reading the messages. It’s spam. Extra dimensional, possibly, but spam nevertheless.
19. Old pharmaceutical companies cant help you. Unless you specifically need “Blood Of The Innocent”, ”Snake Oil”, and “Radioactive Syrup”. Which is never.
20. If you need to sign it in blood, you do not need to sign it. All mainstream governing bodies will accept contracts signed in ink, bear this in mind if offered deals that seem too good to be true.
21. Lighthouses are dangerous. Avoid them at all costs. If you work at a Lighthouse consider a career in Insurance Sales, or Veterinary Care.
22. There is simply no reason to listen to music that causes suicidal tendencies, or to watch films that have had strange/disastrous consequences..
23. If you like to plan ahead and have some money, buy your auntie and uncle a house in Bel-Air. Nothing can harm you there no matter how scared your mother is.
24. Secret secluded untouched places in old buildings are left untouched for a reason. Pioneers never say “die” but in fact they do have an unusually high mortality rate.
25. Before you start swimming in the ice-cold waters of a murky lake at the center of a dark forest at midnight, ask yourself, do you really want to travel to an ancient and terrifying city? If the answer is “no,” then stay at home instead, and watch whatever quality programming is available on Cinemax.
26. On your 33rd birthday try celebrating in a well lit house with the company of others.
27. Refrain from using the One True Name for anything, there is probably a reason people gave it a nick.
28. Watching TV static for long periods may be hazardous to your health, try satelite TV to combat this problem.
29. Get a cat. Those furry little hairballs seem to perceive unnatural phenomena better than us, and if desperate, simply throw it at whatever is about to get you.
30. Cemeteries are bad places, especially in foggy conditions and on halloween.
31. Try not to close your eyes, ever. If you must, do so only briefly.
32. If you hear chanting, run until you are out of earshot.
33. If you are too old to play with dolls, you do not need to be anywhere near one of the creepy little fuckers.
34. Legends can offer valuable insight of where not to go camping with friends.
35. When babysitting, ascertain the family’s tastes and preferences, to avoid being killed by poorly selected statues.
36. Even if you are certain that running will not save you, it is always best to try.
Follow these simple rules and little (or massive) harm may befall you. Either way, the important thing is to make sure your tale is told, copied, and pasted repeatedly.