I do not have a laptop to work on the 7DS picture. I feel bad that I haven't gotten it finished, and there's no reason for me to get stressed about it when I have more important matters to attend to right now. With all due respect, please get off my case. And if you're on that auction and not watching me here, you should be! Its not my fault you're out of the loop because of that. I hate getting nasty at people, but I have way too much going on in real life than to be getting more and more upset that I haven't been prompt with the piece.

So please, lay off until I post a journal that tells you when my laptop is back and fixed.

Thanks

If you, or someone you know of, do icons for cheap, let me know! I just need a simple face icon of my sharkcatdogthing, Rickie.

I just needed to make a journal to replace the last one. I'm embarrassed to have that on my main page.

Anyway, things are pretty meh, if not sad these past couple days. I have one friend contemplating suicide, and I'm trying my hardest to talk her out of it, and another friend that thinks almost everyone hates her because she thinks she's annoying. My sister just transfered to a public school, where she already has one known aggressor, god knows how much shit her name has been dragged through. My parents are looking to get a divorce, and my mom is planning a three-day vacation for herself from the family. I'm the only one that knows the real reason why, but she says it's so she's not pressured into making any brash decisions. I have no one I can talk to about why she's taking this "vacation" and its reason. So I have a huge secret hidden in just the recesses of my mind. Its wearing me down a lot, because my mom leaves every night to stay at "a friend's", and my little brother and little sister think its because she doesn't want to be around them anymore. I can't tell them why she leaves, and it sucks sitting here and watching them cry because they don't think mom loves them anymore.

I know its been a while, and I know the eight of you that bought slots for the 7DS auction are anxious for it, but PLEASE PAY ATTENTION HERE. I don't have my laptop. I can't finish it. Its in the same exact place as it was the last time you guys asked. Please stop asking. I said I'd drop a journal once I got my stuff all back. That journal has /not/ been made yet.

I think that's it. Sorry for spilling my guts, guys. I'll clean that up later.

I have this... hankering.. to be violently loving? Like, I don't know, its weird. I wanna bite and scratch, and pull hair and all that lovely mean stuff. I don't think it's dominance, just a little.. defiance. So yes. If you have special contact with me, ie. Skype, phone number, just.. x.o talk to me. Pretty fucking please.

So my stuff has just been mailed back to me. I'll let everyone know when it gets here. Afterwards, I have to get my laptop fixed up, then SAI downloaded again. Hopefully, things will start picking up.

I have a new character that I will go by once I get a ref of kyer done. Kyer name is Rickie. Ky's a caline/shark. "Ky" is the pronoun I have chosen for myself, by the way. It's so pretty c:

So yes! Once my laptop and tablet and other junkthings get to me, I'll post another journal.

Thanks for everyone's patience.

FINALLY, JESUS.

Now that FA is back, I can post another journal like I've been wanting to.

I'm newly single, for those of you that haven't gathered that/didn't know. I'm /NOT/ LOOKING. Kthx.

I moved back in with my parents, and all art things are still.. away.

Okay, so commissions and whatnot are down for now due to lack of tablet and laptop. In the meantime, I've decided to open trades and requests for traditional art. I'll do 5 at a time and maybe post them if my phone will let me.

It's going to be a while before get back online, and I want to apologise to you guys for this absence. Especially to  Orphaner and  daigonite. I'm afraid I'll have to drop out of those 3-way-collabs.

It's a hard time. I'm going through a lot right now. I'm sorry.

Okay, first off, I want to sincerely apologize to the winners of the 7DS auction. It will be finished soon, but I'm so sorry that it has taken so long!

Secondly, I am still working on the comic for  vertex01 and  umiriko. It's just been taking a while to get in a steady rhythm.

I have, however, been doing a little practice on human faces. Granted, it's just tracing, but I am getting the hang of that ;w;. I wanna open up revamps soon, but I don't know when that's gonna be. If you want a slot for that, be on the lookout for a journal that has "Revamps Open" as the title. I haven't decided on a price yet.

Aaaand it's that time of year, everyone! Christmas is around the corner, and so is the new year! Christmas YCHAs will be put out in about two weeks. I'd keep my eye out for these gems if I were you!

And lastly, I will be gone from the 5th til the 13th. I'm going up to my hometown to visit my parents and siblings for an in-between holiday vacation. I'll be checking in every now and then so my inbox doesn't flood.

So! Now that that's all been said, I hope the ones that celebrate Thanksgiving had a good one, and I wish you all a happy holiday/merry christmas/happy new year!

Thanks, Watchers!

I'm having a Thanksgiving special! You could get what would be a $15 commission for just $10! Signal boost this journal and I'll through in a free chibi, or icon! But you should hurry and get yours while you can! This sale will only last til the beginning of December! That leaves you with three days to get your own 30% off commission! If you're interested, note me and we'll talk about your commission ^-^ If you signal boosted me, be sure to link me to the journal!

Thank you everyone! I am so glad that I have as many watchers as I do, and I'm glad I could keep audience with all of you! ^-^ I hope your year has been as incredible as mine, and that it'll be great in the coming months and years! have a great Thanksgiving/holiday!

I sincerely apologize to the winners of this auction, we had payment difficulties, and I had to change the character of one spot. Please, try to be patient for me. The last bit of payment is expected on the 27th, so it won't be long after that, that the whole piece is posted. Please be sure, also, that you are watching  lunamoonglade! She will be the one coloring it.

And be ready for an onslaught of Pokemon pictures. I indulged in Nintendo these past couple days ;w;

A big congrats to  imwatchingu for catching my Kiriban ^-^

I'll be getting started on that today, and it should be done for tomorrow.

In other news, I've decided to open commissions back up, since I'm shuffling out comic pages in time. So, yeah, if you're interested in that, don't be afraid to drop a note my way ^-^

That Seven Deadly Sins auction is still open for two more days, also, so get in there and even out the prices for me! I hate doing math! xD (lines and shading by me, colors done by )

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11989584/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11989584/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11989584/

Good luck, and thanks, watchers!

First, I might have to go on a small hiatus here on a few days, due to this laptop having to be put in the shop for its broken fan. it keeps screwing up because it overheats. While that is happening, I'm getting my laptop fixed as well. I got it just yesterday, but it's having software issues when I turn it on. I don't know what's wrong with it, though, so o3o yeah.

Secondly, I managed to go through the four/five pages of Dungeon Dining and link them to previous/cover/next pages. That was a lot of work, considering all of the copy/pasting I had to do to fix all that xD

I also have a Seven Deadly Sins Auction going on where you can have your character embody one of the sinister beings in a hilarious way!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11989584/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11989584/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11989584/

All genders and species welcome!

And don't miss my Kiriban! It's less than 50 page views away! :D Good lucky, everyone!

Dear SpencerTheSpaz

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump in your car and I saw you sit on my corn beef hash. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your nose hair clippers but keeping your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember the pep talks and I have passionate interest in mice.

Go milk a cow,

Rhylei


HAHAHAAAAAA xD


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How to do this meme:


***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)


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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,

ToS

I only accept USD, and I would prefer if you paid me via paypal, since I don't exactly trust snail mail. Payment is expected up front before I start working. If that's not possible, I will accept half up front, and I'll work on it, you just have to wait for it to be uploaded until you've paid the rest. This is only on RARE INSTANCES.

I can draw any fetish, some won't charge extra, but others might. I'm not going to give you a list of those fetishes. Just know that I'll draw your kink.

Concerning commissions, please note me with an accurate description of what you want, and a reference sheet(s), please. If you're going to buy a commission, and you give me artistic freedom, don't get upset with what I come up with. You should know what "artistic freedom" means.

Please don't back out of a commission and ask for a refund before I've even finished the work. That's rude, and makes me feel like shit. I don't like feeling like shit. When I feel like shit, everyone feels like shit.

When you send money to my paypal, don't say anything in the "note" portion about porn! I can get my account suspended like that. Instead, just mention your username. PLEASE don't pay for a commission before talking to me about it/getting my approval on it. That's stupid. Why would you do that?

I can do five commissions at a time, but only one ref at a time, before feeling swamped. I'll be putting up journals saying if I'm open for commissions or not. I'm usually open, but I do get busy.

Don't complain about how long it's taking me to finish your commission. I have wrist problems, and my laptop is wonky for the time being.

Please send refs to me as a note. It's easier for me, than having to go to my email to retrieve it, where it may or may not download properly.

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Prices

Digital Art

Sketch: $5.00

Line Art: $7.00

Flat Color: $8.00

Hard Shading: $9.00

Soft Shading: $10.00

Cell Shading: $12.00

Every Additional Character: $2.00

Add Background(not available for sketch): $5.00

Icons: $5.00

Busts: $7.00

Simple Ref Sheets: $8.00

Full Ref Sheets: $15.00

Traditional Art

Sketch: $2.00

Line Art: $5.00

Color: $6.00

Every Additional Character: $2.00

Add Background(not available for sketch): $3.00

Busts: $3.00

Simple Ref Sheets: $5.00

Full Ref Sheets: $10.00

Unfortunately, I can't shade traditionally, so that will be unavailable as an option.

I do animations, and based on how long you want it, the price fluctuates.

Icons: ~$7.00
With Color: ~$10.00

Busts: ~$12.00
With Color: ~15.00

Waist Up: ~$20.00
With Color: ~ $25.00

Full Body: ~$30.00
with Color: ~40.00

HMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liLU2tEz7KY

I just want to bring to light how awesome Jenna Marbles is, that's all.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna hafta put all work on hold until I figure out why my tablet isn't working.

The mouse was moving uber slow, and when I unplugged it, then plugged it back in, the pen wasn't working at all. I don't know how to fix this, or if it's even fixable at all. It might just be the laptop, in which case, I do have a spare back in my hometown that's ready to be sent here. It's just a matter of when my dad decides to mail it to me >3>

So yeah, I have some sketches done of Dungeon Dining, but I can't post anything just yet. I have things I need to smooth over before I can post any teasers, or let the owners of the characters see how the pages are doing.

Aside from all this, That watersports auction has four spots open, and the first four to go and bid $7 on the spots needing to be filled will automatically get that spot. Good luck.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11724849/

My friend is hosting a contest for writers!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5149130/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5149130/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5149130/

go enter!

I have these cutesy little puppies that neeeed tp go to a good home. I can't keep them >.<

I changed the price, so it's just $10 to buy a pup! First come first serve :D

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11805848/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11805848/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11805848/

I also have a f/f YCH that's ending today. The dom spot is still open!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11787900/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11787900/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11787900/

Hurry before it ends!

I have some YCHs ending early, so hurry and get your bids in while you can! There's a vore YCH where you get to be in the belly of the freakhound, a three-way YCH where you get hypnotized by the erotic flavors of a Gezak's oozing juices~, and a YCH where you get to be a werewolf ravaging a bat.

This link has more links to them all http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11808391/

So hurry and get in there!

I have these ideas all swirlin' around in my head and I thought, "Hey, why not make 'em real, and sell 'em?"

So yes, I have a list of icon ideas that are now able to be bought for just $3-$5!!

Static icons ($3-$4)

1. Dress up your character in your favorite Halloween costume! ($4)

2. Make your character look scary-cute with a little "Rawr!" ($3)

Moving icons ($4-$5)

3. Give your character glowing, pupil-less eyes! ($4)

4. Make your character sweet in the light, but menacing in the dark! ($4)

5. Have your character pop up from the bottom with a "Boo!" ($5)

I will need five volunteers to make one example of each of these icons! That means the first one of each are on me :D Better hurry, though. Never know who's gonna comment first~

Comment below which one you want with a ref, and for those of you that didn't make it to the freebies, note me with a ref, and I'll give you my paypal :3

The auction for Ket's comic ends tomorrow, so get your bids in while you can!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11748313/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11748313/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11748313/

Today is the last day to bid on it! At midnight tonight, it ends.

Yes! This is totally cool! And I am totally doing this! You should totally do it too! Everybody join in and try!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5109972/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5109972/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5109972/

You've got nothing to lose, so what are you waiting for?!

The quickie auction I have going ends tonight at midnight, and NO ONE HAS BID ON THE BOTTOM SPOT YET D: Hurry, it's only $10!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11757561/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11757561/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11757561/

Then I have a watersports auction ending in about 8 days, So get that while you can. Four spots are still completely unbid on, and it starts at $7.00. If you can, please signal boost this auction so those spots can be filled!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11724849/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11724849/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11724849/

I have a few other auctions still up, one ending the tenth ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11748313/ vore) And three other ones ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11764640/ one vore, one Halloween, one three-way), which are to help out a friend of a friend with their financial situation! Be generous!

Iiiii have this YCH auction going on for males! :D

If you're single and want in, awesome, if you wanna buy it out completely, it's $100.

If the auction gets to be at $25 each spot, shaded will be included, and if it's completely bought out, I'll give a clean and cummy version of it!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11757561/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11757561/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11757561/

So go get in there! The bottom spot has yet to be bid on, and it ends tomorrow!

I have four spots that havent been bid on yet, and no spots that have reached the buy out mark!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11724849/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11724849/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11724849/

NEW:
If you signal boost this journal, I'll give ya a free head shot!