Hello hello!

As promised, almost 30 hours later because I'm a lazy prick, the raffle results have been drawn for the Sexual Six Nations YCH series. Entries were drawn with the imaginitavely named Random.org number generator. The results are as follows:

France:
Numbers: 1, 2
Number drawn: 1 (hiro2196)

Italy:
Numbers: 1 to 4
Number drawn: 2 (Darashi_Kuso)

Wales:
Numbers: 1 to 3
Number drawn: 2 (Icedregy)

Ireland:
Numbers: 1, 2
Number drawn: 1 (IrishHound)

Scotland:
No contest
Default to only entry (ToxicToon)

Thanks to everyone who entered. The initial pic is being worked on as we speak and the flow of sexy art will follow shortly!

OH MY GOOOOD, IT'S HAPPENING!

Welcome to the Sexual Six Nations ych raffle of 2020. If you remember the original 2018 one, welcome back!

For those new to this, this is a 5 image ych picture series (very nsfw) based on the outcomes of the upcoming rugby Six Nations matches featuring England, now pre-faced with this fancy first pic: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/34826943/

As an example of what it all looks like, here are the end pics from the 2018 one:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30756458/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30756476/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30756497/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30756517/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30756547/

This year's raffle will be drawn by the super-awesome ! He's awesome! Please check out his gallery!

So yes, enter this raffle for a chance to have your character in the cover image above and also in one of five highly sexually charged artworks related to the end result of the corresponding rugby match your chosen country has played against England (represented by more horse boy, Axe)

Rules:
1) Must be watching both and to enter raffle
2) Characters must have image references to work off. Text-only characters will not be entered
3) Submit only one character per slot. If you have two or more characters you would like to enter then you may enter others in for other slots. Example: one character entered for France and another Italy
4) Paste links to character references in comments and state desired country you would like to be entered for. Example: I would like this character (link to character reference here) to be raffled for the Scotland slot please
5) Comments to enter must be made on the journal only. Not here. (It helps us keep everything together)

Want to enter? Write out a comment below and submit your character now!

Raffle will end Sunday 18:00 GMT, after England's first match against France. The winners will be announced shortly thereafter.

Template (optional, but here if you need it)
Character name:
Reference image(s):
Country: Pick one of France, Italy, Wales, Scotland or Ireland

So, finally, we made it! 400 watchers, an it only took seven years. By my estimates we'll reach a thousand by 2030. Let's get on it!

Seriously though, thanks so much. I know this page is just me spamming art I bought of my terrible characters doing weird shit with/to/on each other and other people's characters, but I really do appreciate all the watches and faves. I hardly ever go into people's shouts or comments to specifically say thanks, but I really do love each and every one. You guys are the best!

A free raffle is going to be coming in soon for all you weird people to celebrate the big 400. Hopefully it will be as sexy as you all are. Cheers guys!

PS - what do you want to see for this raffle? Ideas are a bit sparse, some suggestions will be very welcome.
Ty!

I'm in a charitable mood today! I feel like treating someone :3

Imma be buying a commission with one of my characters and one (or maybe more) of yours doing whatever you want them to be doing :)

Leave a comment if you're interested! Write down your idea as well, or if you'd rather we can discuss that over notes instead :D

If there's significant interest in this then I may raffle it off. We'll see how it goes!

Cheers everyone!

The Six Nations rugby tournament is well and truly underway! As some of you may know, I am commissioning nsfw art based off the result of each of England's games, with the rest of the nations represented by other people's characters.
Due to circumstances unforeseen, however, we now need a new character to represent the mighty country of Ireland for the match on March 17.

Do you want your character to represent Ireland in free nsfw art after the match? If so leave a comment down below in this form:

Character name:
Reference image:
Personality during sex: (this one is here simply for artistic use only. It is optional if you do not want to state this)


***WARNING / RULES***
-The final piece will be nsfw. Please do not enter if you are uncomfortable with these themes
-The piece will most likely concern male on male action. Please do not enter if you are uncomfortable with this
-Limited to one character per entry. If multiple characters are submitted for the raffle only one will be entered into the draw
-Image refs only. No text refs please
-This raffle ends on March 10. The winner will be drawn at random

In just under a months time the 2018 Rugby Union Six Nations tournament will begin!

I've had a plan in place for some time now, wherein art is made based on the results of each of England's games (a character in one team's rugby jersey "winning" against another character in the opposing team's shirt). That being said though I need extra characters.

I've got characters in place to represent England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales. I need characters to represent France and Italy. If you're interested in some free sports-based smexy art then leave a comment below with your character reference and which country you want them to represent.

This little contest will end approximately a week before the games start on the 29th, and France and Italy's representatives will be chosen at random

These pics will be NSFW

Rules:
-To enter provide an up to date reference image of the character plus your preferred country (France or Italy) in a comment below
-No text references. Image only
-You can put multiple characters forward for consideration, but only one per country
-Each character will be given a designation, which will be used in the draw

Cheers guys! Happy New Year to you all and good luck for your team if you watch the Six Nations!

Warning: the following text contains graphic descriptions not for the faint-hearted. Reader discretion is advised

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem, but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my asss of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my asss off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my asss cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my asss at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for asss-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fa-rt, only to have it get stuck between my ass-crack. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, don't shave your butt.