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7. QUICK find me a way out of here i need help!
6. Marshmellows take me to the magic land where no SQL is allowed to live in...
5. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! mufinns had run away from me cus I'm so bored that I bacame so boring...
4. Today is the day when Mr.Fun died a horrible horrible death. He had a bad case of SQL
3. <sniff, sniff> my brain is leaking through my nose and I don't blame it.
2. My brain is running away in search for better place leaving me far behind and alone with SQL
1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE SQL!

For my klee kai

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?:
10. What's your philosophy on life?:
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?:
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?:
13. What is your favorite memory of us?:
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?:
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?:
17. Can we get together and make a cake?:
18. Which country is your spiritual home?:
19. What is your big weakness?:
20. Do you think I'm a good person?:
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?:
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?:
24. What do you wear to sleep?:
25. Trousers or skirts?:
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?:
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?:
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?:

I'm sorry I have to make a jurnal about this team of That Guy With The Glasses took over a nation and ruled it! Yes that is true they took over a country called Molossia overtrown theyr goverment ruled it and then they made a video event out of it that is yet to be posted online
here is the trailer for the event
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCTVThcNkDc

SPOILERS
http://www.molossia.org/invasion.html

I am iron man
I'm a superhero in a garbage can.

hi there guys I just had compleate HDD whipe and I'm pissed. nothing survived both my drives were whiped out by my Laptops "restore to factory defoults" feature FUCK. I'm stuck with vista for now and the thing that hurts me the most is that I have no IM's to chat with my mate and friends I have no bookmarks and I have no passwords that my Firefox browser remembered!!! all becouse I was gready and wanted to play with Backtrack4

http://video.yahoo.com/network/1002.....&l=3774740

yeah that looks like an athro kitty to me

Thats right buy one commision slot for five bucks now and you'll get free art from me !!! you can make me do anything for you paintings pics, writing stories and lots of other stuff!!! don't wait and buy Commision slot now! and do it fast the amount of slots is limited to 10 and who knows when I can open new ones.

So get one for yourself or a friend now!

20/20 slots availible

... and I don't ask for it. I want to earn it and I will paint write and color in order to do so! my goal is 200$ and this is what i have to offer

story 5-10$ (depending on length)
coloring sketches and inks provided by you 5-10$
pic with back ground 10$
pic without 5$

I hope this pricing is fare and I'm officially open

I had a really wird dream today.

I was Will Smith pacting with the devil who gave me the power to travel in time by the use of old CRT TV's and thinking "reach out for eternity" and all this to fight off mutant zombie aliens that were invading earth... THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!

my brain needs to see a doctor

Hi there guys. I have a little request to you. My close friend asked me to spread the word about a case that needs to be addressed to as much of you as possible.

Thing is that  konnor's dad died few days ago and since he lives far away from him he needs some money to get there and if possible pay for cremation

COPY PASTED FROM DA

Still very fresh in my mind the most recent events I am trying to focus my mind elsewhere. Trying to remember I have be strong and be strong for my best friend. Right now though I have never felt so weak minded and pathetic. I wasn't strong enough to stay there. I had to distance myself, but not on selfish reasons. I wanted him to have time to do the grieving he needed to with his family and I was a whimpering mess and knew I could be no good to him like this. I did this to help the both of us. Why some of you may think me to be a worthless pile of shit I hope some understand.

As much as I don't really care for my family here in Missouri I came to them so I could have them help me deal with this. I do fancy being able to hold my niece Laniyah who is 5 months tomorrow. Just holding her helped me to calm down big time. I am trying to bury images that are playing in my head, but of course this is hard, but I have to do it. I do not plan to be away from my friend forever. No way in hell. We keep in touch by phone and net and I will not let that stop.

I have not been taking care of my health and have been feeling bad so that is yet another thing I need to take care of. I talked with many people about my decision and most everyone understood why I felt I needed to give space. How can I ever help someone when I can't even help myself right now. I need to build myself up. My emotions are strong, but they should not handicap me.It becomes more of a problem, but I wish not to let my emotions completely dry up because I do want to feel, but be able to handle it better. I still need to focus on my health and my goals. I don't know how not to sound selfish with anything here. Everything sounds wrong right now. Am I selfish or am I doing the right thing? I know he is trying himself to keep his mind off things. I dunno anymore.

http://armorgames.com/play/5115/replaying-the-game

have fun

Hi there my loyal minions. I'm going to do some art really soon plus I'm going to work on my stories I know you enjoy my transformations that's why you watch me...that or you just love cuddles as I do ^_^ sooo that's the good part that's happening.

The bad one?
well I feel like I was chewed by a cow digested, shited out then been reborn as a grass chewed on digested and shited out again then dried out and run over by a train <mental note> Always remember to eat your pills

Yup you can get free art From awsome  darkjokerwolf visit this link http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sabre-chat-and-art and wait till Sabre asks for the next person to be drawn and say "Aye" and hope you were the first to say it!

FINALLY YES! HORAY!! THE WORLD FINALLY LISTENED TO MY PRAYERS!

MY TABLET EFFING WORKS!

yay I just got hugged 1000 times! thanks guys thank you wery much <hugs you 1000 times each and every one of you>

Said Yes and can't say no to

NY=Not Yet
Y=yes
N=No
/ = maybe

Would you...

[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You...

[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?

Am I...

[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?

Have You Ever...

[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About having Sex with Me?

Are You...

[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend

1 – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
Nope. not in the slightest bit, but I want to look like that <murrs>

2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
Voice if he wears anything then he wears white pants and that's it. Me? If I had this body I'll probably walk around nude :D

3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Yup. I'm Bi and he is Bi.

4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you would to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?
I think he would look wrong... just wrong...

5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
You asked for it and don't say I didn't warned you.
Earth in hundred years from now is struck by a meteor. Strange virus spreads across all living things making them merge and form one giant blob of biomass. Few hundred years later a human with super mental powers emerges from the blob. Then he is captured by aliens that use power of metal to power up their ship. Then he ends up in another dimension where magic exists. He trips and gets amnesia. Then learns the ways of magic but is captured by werewolves and decides to live with then for few decades until they make him a werewolf. Then he misuses a spell on dragon egg witch makes him merge with it creating the form you are familiar with...and much more things happen afterwords...a lot of things.

6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
um...yes?

7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
I don't like when someone uses my Char without permission- yes, am I going to make a drama out of it – no.

8 – How would you like your character not to be used?
Mind control, anything that involves shit, piss or bugs (Burn you lil madafuckers! BURN!)

9 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Magic and getting himself into awkward twists of fate.

10 – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?
Mind 10/10
body 2/10

I tag...<thinks>

Hell yeah!

yay I've been tagged by strawberry flavor!

meme by

Just write "I am [put your fav flavor here] Baby!!!!!" in the jurnal and tag 3 people. Remember to let them know they're tagged.

I tag...lets see
it's so hard to chose...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZuK.....rqp8&hl=pl

I...I'm speechless

hi there gang. I was recently visiting Baltic sea it was so much fun ... and now I'm paying for that fun hard. Remember kids! when you're sun bathing make sure to use appropriate sun filter for your skin tone or else sun'll get medieval on your ass. I've got severe case of sun burns all over front of my body, and it hurts. don't pity me just make sure it wont happen to you or any one else you know cuz it sucks hard...

In other news I have a pet yay and he's awesome. Wolf with heavily muscled body, knows martial arts, and best of all he loves his master. <Hunts for his pet and executes secret glomp attack>

I know I rarely post anything real life is getting on my nerves... but guess what? I've received my very first commission from awesome  darkjokerwolf just look http://www.furaffinity.net/full/2568437/ He made me buffed and good looking. So why don't you send him a note and ask for a commission yourselves? and it cost 3-7$ and that's not much and I'm sure Sabre Wolf will appreciate it.

I've done my pic for Karseus go see it and comment it

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2453590

ps. Yeah I know I suck at timing

I'm working hard on a pic for my friend and that thing is dragging me through hell, but at the same time, it gives me so much pleasure. This project thought me just how much work all thous talented artists out there have to put into their art. I believe that NOW I really appreciate everything they do. Their art is even more wonderful for me now.

I want to give my thanks to all artists out there in the world and here on FA who put so much heart into their art.

Thank you for all your time, effort, patience and especially for your kind heart.

Back to the future trilogy.

I'm stuck in past millennium aren't I?

Do you like it? I found it my favorite computer magazine. I was thinking about "Sorry Ericsson" "LG - life's tough" "Crisisler" "Fail(Fiat)" Nokia(disconnecting people)" "McDonald's(will work for food)" and "Bad Year" but I didn't like them enough.

I can have avatar like that. Can I?