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Posted 16 years ago1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Bruno
2. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad):
Luís Alceu
3. STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name):
Frebr
4. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal):
Red Dog
5. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were raised):
Marques Salvador
6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink, add "THE" to the beginning):
The Orange Cocoa
7. FLY NAME (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Brre <--???
8. STREET NAME (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Chocolate Passatempo
9. SKANK NAME (1st pet's name, street you grew up on):
Link Tenente Fernando Tuy
10. GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle'):
Bizzle Rizzle Uizzle <
PFFFFFFFFFFF ºLº
11. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets):
Black Link
12. STRIPPER NAME (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy):
Rexona Big Big
Bruno
2. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad):
Luís Alceu
3. STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name):
Frebr
4. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal):
Red Dog
5. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were raised):
Marques Salvador
6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink, add "THE" to the beginning):
The Orange Cocoa
7. FLY NAME (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Brre <--???
8. STREET NAME (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Chocolate Passatempo
9. SKANK NAME (1st pet's name, street you grew up on):
Link Tenente Fernando Tuy
10. GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle'):
Bizzle Rizzle Uizzle <
PFFFFFFFFFFF ºLº
11. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets):
Black Link
12. STRIPPER NAME (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy):
Rexona Big Big
Tology meme
Posted 16 years ago1. Where is your cell phone? – IT'S BEHIND ME!
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? – It never existed!
3. Your hair color? – dark brown (black)
4. Work? – Student
5. Your father's name? – Floro
6. Your favorite thing? – My Tablet <3
7. Your dream last night? – I... i don't remember!
8. Your favorite drink? -
9. Your dream car? – I don't like to go out, so i don't want any car
10. The room you’re in – My bedroom
11. Your pet? – Link the Dog
12. Your fears? – Break my drawing hand
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? – 10 years older
14. Where did you hang out last night? - my kitchen
15. What you’re not good at? – Study
16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex? – ...?
17. One of your wish list items? - I have all i want <3
18. Where you grew up? – Salvador
19. The last thing you did? – breathe
20. What are you wearing? – clothes
21. What aren’t you wearing? – A dress, a skirt, a cap, a ring, a glove, a shoe...
23. Your computer? – It existis
24. Your life? – ²
25. Your mood? – Insane
26. Missing? – MISSINGNO
27. Who are you thinking about right now? – My dog
28. Your car? – I don't have
29. Your work? – I don't work
30. Your summer? – Was at home, with my computer, and my Tablet <3
32. Your favorite colour? – Red, FLAMING BURNING RED
33. When is the last time you laughed? – 3 seconds ago
34. Last time you cried? – Can't say for sure
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MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? - DRESSES FOR SALADS??
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? – MC' Donalds
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? – The ones who have japanes food
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it? – CHOCOLAAATE
What are your pizza toppings of choice? – Cheese
What do you like to put on your toast? – Strawberry Jam
What is your favorite type of gum? - Tasty ones
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TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer? - A drawing of mine
How many televisions are in your house? – two
Do you use a laptop or desktop? – desktop
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BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed? - Right handed
Do you like your smile? – Maybe
What’s your best feature? – I don't know
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? – My nails and my hair, BUT THEY KEEP GROWING!
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? – The eleventh one
When was the last time you had a cavity? – NEVER
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? – A computer, i guess
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? – no
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BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die? – yes.
Is love for real? – Never felt it :O
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? – no one
What color do you think looks best on you? – Red, FLAMING BURNING RED
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? – IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Have you ever saved someone’s life? – no
Has someone ever saved yours? - no
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DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000? – If I was completely hot, maybe²
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? – OF COURRSE
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000? – HOW COULD I PENSPIN WITHOUT IT?
Would you never blog again for $50,000? – I never bloged, but i could lie that i did to win $50,000
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? – Never thought about it
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? – "ROCKS USED FIRE BLAST!"
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? – I barely watch TV
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DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket? – There's no pocket there!
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? – wtf/
Do you sit or stand in the shower? – Stand
Could you live with roommates? – Yes
Where were you born? – Brazil
What do you want to be when you grow up? – A grown-up
Who is number 1 on your top friends? – I don't rate my friends
Have you ever got drunk/high with this person? – I never got Drunk/High, IM PURE! *shine*
Who is number 2 on your top friends? - I don't rate my friends
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LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to? – Leon
Last person you called? – Cirino
Person you kissed? – No one! :O
When? – EVER!
Would you kiss that person again? – I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
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FAVORITOLOGY
Number? – 6,7 and 8
Seasons? - Winter
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CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone? – MISSINGNO
Mood? – I-N-S-A-N-E
Listening to? – "The singing william"
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RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning? – Kitchen, to eat
What can you not wait to do? – Finish this
What’s the last movie you saw? – Yes man
Are you a friendly person? – Maybe
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? – It never existed!
3. Your hair color? – dark brown (black)
4. Work? – Student
5. Your father's name? – Floro
6. Your favorite thing? – My Tablet <3
7. Your dream last night? – I... i don't remember!
8. Your favorite drink? -
9. Your dream car? – I don't like to go out, so i don't want any car
10. The room you’re in – My bedroom
11. Your pet? – Link the Dog
12. Your fears? – Break my drawing hand
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? – 10 years older
14. Where did you hang out last night? - my kitchen
15. What you’re not good at? – Study
16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex? – ...?
17. One of your wish list items? - I have all i want <3
18. Where you grew up? – Salvador
19. The last thing you did? – breathe
20. What are you wearing? – clothes
21. What aren’t you wearing? – A dress, a skirt, a cap, a ring, a glove, a shoe...
23. Your computer? – It existis
24. Your life? – ²
25. Your mood? – Insane
26. Missing? – MISSINGNO
27. Who are you thinking about right now? – My dog
28. Your car? – I don't have
29. Your work? – I don't work
30. Your summer? – Was at home, with my computer, and my Tablet <3
32. Your favorite colour? – Red, FLAMING BURNING RED
33. When is the last time you laughed? – 3 seconds ago
34. Last time you cried? – Can't say for sure
************************
MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? - DRESSES FOR SALADS??
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? – MC' Donalds
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? – The ones who have japanes food
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it? – CHOCOLAAATE
What are your pizza toppings of choice? – Cheese
What do you like to put on your toast? – Strawberry Jam
What is your favorite type of gum? - Tasty ones
************************
TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer? - A drawing of mine
How many televisions are in your house? – two
Do you use a laptop or desktop? – desktop
************************
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed? - Right handed
Do you like your smile? – Maybe
What’s your best feature? – I don't know
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? – My nails and my hair, BUT THEY KEEP GROWING!
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? – The eleventh one
When was the last time you had a cavity? – NEVER
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? – A computer, i guess
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? – no
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BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die? – yes.
Is love for real? – Never felt it :O
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? – no one
What color do you think looks best on you? – Red, FLAMING BURNING RED
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? – IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Have you ever saved someone’s life? – no
Has someone ever saved yours? - no
************************
DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000? – If I was completely hot, maybe²
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? – OF COURRSE
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000? – HOW COULD I PENSPIN WITHOUT IT?
Would you never blog again for $50,000? – I never bloged, but i could lie that i did to win $50,000
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? – Never thought about it
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? – "ROCKS USED FIRE BLAST!"
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? – I barely watch TV
************************
DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket? – There's no pocket there!
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? – wtf/
Do you sit or stand in the shower? – Stand
Could you live with roommates? – Yes
Where were you born? – Brazil
What do you want to be when you grow up? – A grown-up
Who is number 1 on your top friends? – I don't rate my friends
Have you ever got drunk/high with this person? – I never got Drunk/High, IM PURE! *shine*
Who is number 2 on your top friends? - I don't rate my friends
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LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to? – Leon
Last person you called? – Cirino
Person you kissed? – No one! :O
When? – EVER!
Would you kiss that person again? – I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
************************
FAVORITOLOGY
Number? – 6,7 and 8
Seasons? - Winter
************************
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone? – MISSINGNO
Mood? – I-N-S-A-N-E
Listening to? – "The singing william"
************************
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning? – Kitchen, to eat
What can you not wait to do? – Finish this
What’s the last movie you saw? – Yes man
Are you a friendly person? – Maybe
A meme.
Posted 16 years agoYour Guy Side
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
Total = 12
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[x] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (WHO DIDN'T)
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 4
Feel free to STEAL this meme.
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
Total = 12
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[x] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (WHO DIDN'T)
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 4
Feel free to STEAL this meme.
Happy new year~
Posted 16 years agoEnd of the year already? :O
That sure was a loong year~
But, like all other years, it seems like it ended too fast @_@
Probably because I don't remember everything of it~
Well, Happy 2009 to everybody o/
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm
So cute and addicting @_@
My High score is 568.020 and still playing :3
Food Meme~
Posted 16 years agoTagged by
leonz-661. Here's a simple one, name your favorite Breakfast food?
Cereals.
2. What's your favorite mid day snack?
Chocolate. CHOCOLATE
3. Favorite thing for supper?
Chocolate cereals.
4. What's your favorite fruit(s) you enjoy to eat?
Apples, bananas and oranges.
5. Got a favorite veggie(s)?
Carrots. The only Vegetable i actually like o,o
6. We know you've been waiting for this one, what are your favorite FROZEN treats?
CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM OF COURSE <3
7. Lets hear your favorite HOT treat.
I usually like cold food. but~
I think Sandwiches are ok.
8. How about generic candies?
I do like chocolate.
9. What's your favorite food to order out for?
PIZZA
10. What's the WEIRDEST thing you've ever eaten?
Cheese with Chantilly.
11. What's the NASTIEST thing you've ever eaten?
Cheese with Chantilly.
12. O..k...bizzare but Uhh...what's your favorite place to get fast food from?
Mc Donald's or Pizza Hut.
13. What is your favorite Restaurant/Buffet you love going to?
GATTAI JAPANESE FOOD
14. Nom?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN????? @@"
15. Thanks for answering, now for fun wanna tag some buddies?
Nope, not at all.
It's not like i have a lot of friends here in FA
so
I'll go get food now <3
Letter MEME!1 o_ó
Posted 17 years agoDear 
Leonz-66
I don't really know how to tell you this, but 'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When I threw up At the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you Sit on My avocado plant. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break Eggplant-fetishism.
Go burn,
Rocks.
/////
Dear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
With my overpower crazyness powers, i shall tag
LucklyDog
Indigonumber189
GO O/
Leonz-66I don't really know how to tell you this, but 'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When I threw up At the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you Sit on My avocado plant. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break Eggplant-fetishism.
Go burn,
Rocks.
/////
Dear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
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