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My momma found 1653 Pakistani rupees in a relative's old suitcase and thought she was rich. I explained to her that rupees are worth a lot less than a US dollar when converted. She still thought she'd at least get 100 US dollars, but when I converted it, it equaled out to about $16 US. She's suuuuuuuper bummed.

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or :kireal_lupis:

I hate furs who give other furs a bad name. That includes, but is not limited to:
Furs who are overly sexual for no reason
Furs who absolutely hate furries who like yiff (if you don't like yiff, its fine but don't push your beliefs. furry fandom is about friendship and equality.)
Furs who are overly stereotypical
Furs who hate or are prejudiced towards furries of a certain species (I.E. "I hate foxes, you all are just a bunch of noob furs lololol trolol you guys only joined because yiff fags" etc etc etc.)
Furs who mix their species more than 4 times. "I'm a pigottoxolfotedragon fennec." Its okay if you're a folf or a coyox or a pandacoon or a fennec dragon but don't just pile every species into one, then you're just snapping legos together.
Furs who aren't open minded. If youre not open minded how in the god damn did you get into the fandom in the first place.
Furs who think theyre better than non-furs.
Furs who are overly self-righteous
Furs who bump and grind every fur they see, its okay if you want to yiff every fur you see, but don't force yourself on them.

etc etc etc etc etc. Sorry I just hate furs who give the fandom a bad name.

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Stolen from emothivamp and twidle

[x] you meow/bark to get attention (chirp)
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 6


[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 6


[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours (only when i'm hungry)
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 6


[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (I WEAR IT EVERY DAY)
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it (it's not my leash, but im looking for one for myself)
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (tail. Wear that every day too!)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want (Chirp)
Total: 5


[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[x] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[xxxxxxxxx] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 6


[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often (chirp)
[x] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 7


[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (on my collar)
[x] you refer to yourself as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 6


[X] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 5


Final total: 44
Take your score and multiply it by 2
I am 88% Furry~
...That explains a lot.

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If you can't or refused to actually download it and read it in its actual format, ima post it here as well. Here's the link to the actual submission: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10456869/

Demi awoke to the shrill pang of his alarm clock on his bedside table and slammed his fist down on it, shattering it to pieces. “Ughhh…” his eyes still shut “Now I need a new one of those too. Fuck.” He threw off his blanket and left a sticky not on the now broken alarm clock that read “Buy new one ‘o dis.” He slipped on his shirt and hoody, then his jeans. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he checked his phone. “2 fucking voicemails and 3 texts? Schiesse!”
First text:
The Count (Varg): “Hey, I brought this chick home with me last night and—[Demi got bored and immediately deleted the message]
Rory: “Woof! We still havin lunch today?”
Demi looked at the clock and it read 2:42pm.
Rory: “So I guess you had a rough night last night and just woke up haha. We can do dinner tonight if you’re up by then! Kireal is making French toast!”
Demi tapped his paws on his keyboard thinking of what to respond with.
“Yeah, haha. Sorry about that. I’ll be over around 8.”
“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…” Demi fell back onto his bed, promptly falling asleep again. Later that day he awoke again. He walked slowly to his bathroom and stripped, leaving his clothes on the floor. The steam filled the room and blurred the entire mirror. Running his paws through his hair he thought to himself. It’s been a while since I got any. All these bitches around town are so stuck up and only go for douchebags. He gently rubbed his sheathe with his paw while he thought. I used to think that if I joined a band I’d get tons of pussy. I thought every night after a concert I’d have my arms around a different bangin’ babe with a huge rack and a rockin’ bod. So far it’s just been my paws and the pictures in the hidden file on my cell phone. He started to come out of his sheathe just a little bit and sighed. After a quick wash he got out of the shower and checked his phone.
Rory: “Hey, are you up still? It’s almost 8.”
The clock said 7:47pm. “Schiesse!!” He rushed out of the bathroom and threw on his clothes as fast as he possibly could, and grabbed the keys from the bowl by the door. He hopped in through the window of his Camaro and sped at least 20 miles over the speed limit on every street to Rory and Kireal’s house. Various metal songs blared on the radio in his car as he flew through red lights and stop signs. “You have reached your destination.” The GPS said casually as he was still speeding down the road. “SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT” Demi screamed as he threw on the break and drifted in a U-turn accidentally parking perfectly in front of the house. “That must be him.” Rory chuckled as he got up to open the door. Kireal set down plates of French toast perfectly made and decorated. Demi panted as he ran up to the door. “So...Sor…Sorry I’m late…” Demi struggled to catch his breath. “Hehehe” Rory laughed. “WHAT?!” Demi yelled frustrated. “It’s 8:02. That’s not really late, we just set the plates down.” Rory smiled not knowing what he had just put him through. Demi sighed and walked in. *SMACK* Rory struck Demi with a newspaper. “Ow, what the hell was that for?!” “Wipe your paws! I just cleaned the house!” Rory demanded. “Don’t be mean, pet.” Kireal smiled as he walked over and hugged Rory. “Welcome to our home, Mr. Deminus.” Kireal shook Demi’s hand. “What’s with the formalities? I’ve been over for dinner like 6 times now…” “Just go along with it!” Rory snapped. “We’re role playing. It keeps the average day less boring.” “Now that I look around, this place does look really different… And Rory why are you wearing that maid outfit? And why are you all dressed up in a tux Kireal?” The entire house looked old and Victorian, with fancy lace and silk among other things everywhere. “Go. Along. With. It.” Rory snapped again. “Come come, now both of you.” Kireal walked to the table with a gentleman-like stride. Rory led Demi to the table, wagging his bushy fox tail that lifted the back end of the skirt of the maid outfit. Demi couldn’t help but stare, Rory had such feminine curves and a shapely bottom that filled out his lacey panties so perfectly. Demi shook his head clearing his mind of the thoughts he had about him. “I’m straight damn it, I can’t fantasize about my best friend. Especially not with his husband right in front of him.” Demi thought to himself. “So you see here, my master has done quite a wonderful job with this meal. What would you like to drink? We have a large selection of alcoholic beverages, make yourself at home.” Rory smiled. “You flatter an old wolf, babe.” Kireal responded happily. “Well, it may seem odd but do you have any mead?” Demi requested scratching behind his ear. “Of course!” Rory walked over to the bar with silver tray in paw. Demi stared at Rory’s tail end again. “He moves his hips so perfectly as he walks… Wonder if he does that intentionally…” He thought again. “Ahem.” Kireal intentionally cleared his throat at Demi. “As my husband was saying we have the finest mead money can buy.” Kireal intentionally added emphasis on “husband”. Rory was at the bar in the other room, out of earshot but still very visible, pouring a stein of mead and two appletinis. As he reached up to grab the ingredients from the top shelf for the appletinis his skirt lifted up again, this time more so, as his entire backside was visible, showing off his curves and of course all of his rear and his lacey panties. Demi couldn’t help but keep staring, his body wouldn’t let him. “He’s quite the looker, isn’t he?” Kireal sat across the table from Demi. “Uhm… Yeah…” Demi reluctantly agreed, his eyes still trained on Rory’s tail end. Kireal removed a cloth from his pocket and wiped his monocle with it. “I’m a lucky man.” Kireal smiled. “I have a bit of a proposition for you, Mr. Deminus.” Demi shook his head trying to clear his thoughts again in denial. “What uh… What would that be Mr. Lupis?” “Lupis-Vulpes now, remember?” He lifted his paw to show off his wedding band to Demi. “Yeah.. Sorry… Mr. Lupis-Vulpes.” Demi scratched behind his ear nervously. Rory dropped a glass accidentally, shattering it on the floor. “Before we discuss that, look over there.” Kireal pointed at Rory, now bent over with his skirt unintentionally flopped over onto his back revealing his entire backside again as he cleaned up the broken glass. Kireal smiled. Demi could feel the bulge in his pants begin to grow larger and larger. He tossed a napkin in his lap. “No need to hide it Mr. Deminus, no one will mind and no one will notice.” Kireal laughed. “Anyway on to this proposition. I know you’re quite fond of Rory. And just as well I know he’s quite fond of you. Now, I think you’re also quite the looker if you don’t mind me saying. Rory and I are rather advanced sexually and I was thinking of bringing in a third partner for a little while, shake things up so to speak. As a surprise for Rory’s birthday, I was wondering if you would mind bringing a little more than a gift if you know what I mean. I’ma stop the fancy talk now even though I’m not s’pos’d to break character.” Kireal chuckled. Demi was surprised, and speechless. “I’m straight… I can’t do this. I won’t do this.” Demi thought to himself as the bulge in his pants throbbed at the thought of it. He bit his lip nervously. “I… I dunno… I mean.. I’ll think about it, okay?” Kireal got up and walked around to Demi and reached down to his crotch, firmly grasping his bulge. “I think you already have thought of it.” Kireal winked and then got up and sat back in his chair. Rory returned with a tray full of drinks and sat it down on the table, then sat down at the table. “Sorry it took so long! I dropped a glass and had to clean it up.” The three went on with their dinner casually, no talk of sex or anything suggestive. The plates had been cleaned off the table and now there were only drinks, of which everyone had already had many. Demi pulled a cigarette from his pack and lit it with his black zippo lighter. “No smoking, sorry man.” Kireal said politely. “Really? But you guys smoke hookah all the time.” Demi replied with cigarette still hanging from his mouth. “Yes, but that doesn’t leave an odor. You can smoke outside if you wish.” “Naaah, I should probably get going anyway. It’s getting pretty late.” Demi stood from his chair. “Thank you both for a lovely evening, I really had fun.” “You’re very welcome!” Rory barked happily. “We’ll call a cab for you, you’ve had a couple drinks. I’ll drive your car back to you in the morning.” Kireal held out his paw for Demi to throw him his key. Demi did so, and then walked out the front door still smoking. “Oh, and Demi. Think about my proposal. I’m sure you’ll come around.” Kireal shouted before the door shut.

~A Week Later~

A week had passed for Demi to think about Kireal’s offer. Which meant a week of sitting in his apartment alone pawing and watching T.V. No matter how hard he tried, Demi couldn’t stop thinking about the way Rory looked in his maid outfit, and what he would do if he could get his paws on him. He also couldn’t help but think of what Kireal would do while they were fooling around. Demi is by no means a receiver, he worried that Kireal would want to do him while he did Rory. All this thinking stressed Demi out. He napped a lot during the week so he wouldn’t have to think about it. The only times he wasn’t thinking about it was when he was playing concerts or asleep, so that left a lot of open time. Demi woke up late in the afternoon again. He still didn’t have an alarm clock. Like usual, he checked his phone. 2 texts.
First Text
Rory: Hey! Just wondering if you were coming over today. 
“Hey, yeah I’ll be over soon. ”
Second Text
Kireal: Remember, it’s Rory’s birthday today. We’re going to have cake and smoke hookah and open presents and stuff. You don’t have to accept the proposal I gave you last week, but you do have to come over for his birthday at least for a little.
“Thanks for the reminder. I’ll be over in a bit, and I’ve been thinking a lot about your offer… I accept…”
Demi’s heart raced as he typed and sent that last message. He couldn’t believe he agreed to have a three way with Rory and Kireal. “I’ve known Rory since middle school… It’s gonna be strange seeing him naked. Wonder if either of them is bigger than me.” He tried to undercut his thought with a juvenile joke to make himself a little less nervous. Demi got in the shower and had plenty of time to think about how it was going to happen. He felt like it was his first time all over again. He got dressed and drove over to their house, this time in legal fashion and on time. The doorbell sounded throughout the house. Kireal got up and opened the door. “Demi! So nice to see you!” Kireal hugged him. “It’s nice to see you too! But you’re crushing me!” “Sorry.” Kireal let go and led Demi into the main room where Rory was puffing away on the already started hookah. He blew a few rings that drifted off into the air. “Demi!” He sprung up and hugged Demi. “Hey.” Demi smiled as he looked down at Rory’s tail, and his shapely rump. He contemplated grabbing it, or at least touching it. But by the time he got the courage to do so the hug was over and Rory was leading Demi to a seat nearby. Rory was wearing a beautiful flowing dress that he only wore on special occasions. He promptly sat back down, cross legged revealing a small opening which Demi could see Rory’s panties through very clearly. They were pink and silky. Kireal tossed Demi a hose and sat down across from him. Demi tossed Rory the gift he had bought him, poorly wrapped. Rory tore open the wrapper excitedly to reveal a specialty toy. “Oh my god! This is the one I always used to fantasize about having!” Rory screamed with joy. Kireal chuckled “I’ve been trying to get that one for him for years, how on earth did you find it?” Demi laughed nervously. “Well he used to talk about it to me in high school, and I still had the link saved. I just thought with recent events that it’d be a suitable gift for when you’re out of town to see your parents.” Kireal gave a big smile. “I can’t thank you enough, I’ve been trying to get that so I wouldn’t feel as bad when I left.” Rory had been carefully inspecting it while the two talked and then got up and put it on the dresser in his room. Kireal turned to Demi while Rory was out of the room. “Good thing Rory was too busy to looking at it to hear you say “recent events” or it woulda ruined the surprise.” Demi gulped. “It’s a surprise?! Now I’m even more nervous!” Kireal giggled. “It is, I remember distinctly telling you it was. C’mon, let’s go surprise him right now while he’s in the bedroom.” Demi followed Kireal shaking from all the nerves. Kireal shut the door as they walked in. “Babe, I have a surprise for you.” “But I already opened all the gifts, I thought.” Rory looked confused. Kireal turned to Demi and gave him a signal. Demi walked quickly over to Rory, held the back of his head and kissed him deeply. His tongue explored Rory’s unsuspecting mouth. Before Rory could react, Demi grabbed his rump and started groping. His bulge pressed against him. Kireal walked behind Rory and held him while kissing his neck. “I shouldn’t be doing this… It feels strange… But it feels so good…” Demi thought as he kissed Rory. Rory could feel Demi’s bulge against his, and Kireal’s bulge against his eager tail end. Kireal backed up, and laughed. “Demi. Relax.” Demi backed off Rory and wiped off his lips. “Sorry. I can’t control myself. You’re a lucky wolf Kireal.” Kireal grabbed Rory by the hip and bent him over the side of the bed. “Lemme show you how he likes it.” Demi walked over to the bedside and used all his might not to just jump on Rory right then and there, his member throbbing in his jeans. “Lift up his dress.” Kireal told Demi. Demi happily complied and slowly lifted Rory’s dress, running his hands up and down his soft, slender legs and inner thighs. A strong heat grew as his hands got closer and closer to Rory’s soft spots. Rory let out a small moan, and shivered. Demi pressed his snout against Rory’s panties, rubbing his face all over Rory’s rear. He clenched his teeth down on Rory’s panties and slowly pulled them all the way down. “Now, grasp his tail gently and kiss all over.” Demi was nervous, he’d never been this close to another male. His paws were resting on Rory’s hips, the heat beckoning him closer and closer. He kissed delicately from his inner thigh all the way up to right underneath his tail. “Don’t be afraid to use your tongue on his hole. He really enjoys that.” Kireal was stripping down while instructing Demi on how to warm his hubby up. Demi was shaking all over, partially due to his nerves, and partially due to the big throbbing meaty erection he had. He leaned in, his snout pressed against Rory’s tailhole. He inhaled deeply through his nose, enjoying the most personal scent an animal has. Kireal started scratching gently down Rory’s back, kissing all over. Demi’s tongue pressed against Rory’s hole, slowly moving in circles until he penetrated. His senses were overwhelmed with the taste and the scent. Demi couldn’t keep his member stuffed away for much longer. “Why don’t we slow down for a bit?” Kireal sensed that Demi was a tad overexcited. Rory got up off the bed and started making out with Kireal while Demi watched. Kireal backed off for a second. “Just start taking off your clothes the moment you’re ready.” Demi immediately removed his shirt, pants, and boxers. “Be nice to your friend now, Rory. You can’t give me all the attention.” Kireal smiled and pointed to Demi’s erect throbbing member. Rory got down on his knees and slid his paws up Demi’s legs gently. He kissed Demi’s stomach and then grabbed hold of his shaft. Kireal got down and immediately started playing with Rory’s girthy length. Rory pressed his lips against the tip, and then caressed the entire length with his tongue. After teasing Demi for some time, he finally slid the entire thing in his mouth, playing with Demi’s fluffy husky tail. Demi ran his fingers through Rory’s hair. Meanwhile, Kireal was doing the same as Rory, sucking Rory’s tender area with such grace. Kireal lied down on the bed, just far enough for Rory to lay between his legs. Demi lifted Rory off his knees, and bent him over right between Kireal’s legs. Rory began to please his husband. Demi felt Rory’s supple body one more time with his paws. The warmth was so immense beneath his paws he couldn’t resist any more, and slowly stuffed his massive member in to Rory’s eager tail hole. Rory’s moans were muffled around his lover’s cock. “It’s so warm… It feels so amazing… This can’t be real…” Demi’s thoughts trailed as his cock slid deeper and deeper into Rory. Kireal leaned up and dug his nails into Rory’s back. Demi’s member was buried deep inside Rory, all the way down to the knot. He grabbed hold of Rory’s hips and began to thrust in and out of Rory. Slowly at first, but the pace quickened. Rory was masterfully enjoying Kireal’s lengthy cock when he felt a twitch. Demi was about to knot him. Kireal quickly began to attempt to relax Rory and ready him for the knot. Rory continued to suck on Kireal. Demi slowly pushed his knot into Rory. Rory moaned loudly around Kireal’s large, throbbing length. “Nnf!” Kireal was about to cum, and right before Demi. Rory fitted his lips all the way down to the knot on Kireal’s shaft. He clenched his paw on Rory’s hair, and pushed his dick in, spurting a load of warm, sticky cum into Rory’s mouth. It nearly filled Rory’s entire mouth. He swallowed and then moaned loudly. Kireal pulled his length out of Rory’s mouth and began to pet him. Demi bit his lip, still bucking his hips back and forth, in and out of Rory. Demi grabbed the base of Rory’s tail and squeezed tightly. Rory whimpered and whined, pain mixed with pleasure. His knot swelled inside him, and then shot a massive load into Rory. The heat was so intense, and the load was so large that it leaked out around the knot that sealed the two together. Rory let out an extremely loud and passionate moan as he wrapped his tail around Demi’s waist tightly. Then his tail loosened suddenly as Rory came all over the side of the bed. Rory let out a smaller, yet more passionate moan. Kireal kept petting Rory. Demi lied on top of Rory, grabbing him by the shoulders, still thrusting in as he kept shooting more and more cum into him. Demi lifted Rory onto the bed up to the pillows, and lay him down, his knot still locking them together. “Is he okay?” Demi asked, winded. “We tuckered him out. Sometimes he doesn’t have enough energy to stay awake after. He’s just sleeping.” Demi giggled and pet Rory’s hair. Kireal grabbed Barnaby; Rory’s stuffed kitty and placed him in his arms, then lie down with him and held him. Demi held him from behind, still to be locked for a while longer, until finally the swelling went down enough to slide his member out. Slowly, he slid out. Some cum came dripping out onto the sheets. Demi went right back to holding Rory, and the three fell asleep together.

~The Next Morning~

Rory awoke with Demi still holding him, still clutching his stuffed animal, but Kireal was not where he was last night. “Good morning love!” Kireal walked in wearing only his boxers with a tray with three mochas on it. “I hope you had a good birthday.” Kireal set the tray down on the bedside table. “Morning…” Rory rubbed the sleep from his eyes. “It was wonderful.” He sat up and yelped. “I’m so sore though.” Rory’s loud yelp woke Demi. “Hey guys…” Demi was still sleepy, but you could tell he was nervous and in denial about last night. “How’s it going?” Kireal responded with a chipper bark and said “Wonderful!” Rory smiled and replied with “Great! Yourself?” “I dunno…” He sat up. “I feel… different. That was amazing. Probably better than any girl I’ve ever been with… Guys… I think I might be bi…” Rory laughed. “NO WAY?” Kireal tapped him on the nose. “Don’t be mean, he’s opening up to us. Silly little one.” Demi adjusted the blanket to cover his crotch. “I’m bi…” He repeated. It felt good to hear himself say it. He liked the way it sounded. He was finally being completely honest with himself.

~A Long While Later~

Demi had found himself, and was able to live happily and much freer than before. Every year on Rory’s birthday he’d come over and have fun with him and his husband. That is, until he found a mate of his own. But that’s a story for another day.

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