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Update - Returning to Ko-Fi and expanding content!
Posted 3 years agoSo I made a poll on Twitter last week regarding some future plans for subscriber content.
The poll is done! Now you can go to https://ko-fi.com/post/The-Return-U.....lans-Y8Y2EEPK4 and see what's coming!
EDIT: I'm accepting new commissions! Check out https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48566590/ for more info!
Commissions (15/8/2022)
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1. Private Client (Full Body) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48726319/
2. Open
3. Open
4. Open
EDIT 2: I've written a small post on my Ko-Fi regarding Subscriber content! You can check it out here: https://ko-fi.com/post/Subscriber-T.....lout-T6T4EH92R
The poll is done! Now you can go to https://ko-fi.com/post/The-Return-U.....lans-Y8Y2EEPK4 and see what's coming!
EDIT: I'm accepting new commissions! Check out https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48566590/ for more info!
Commissions (15/8/2022)
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1. Private Client (Full Body) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48726319/
2. Open
3. Open
4. Open
EDIT 2: I've written a small post on my Ko-Fi regarding Subscriber content! You can check it out here: https://ko-fi.com/post/Subscriber-T.....lout-T6T4EH92R
Commissions Open! - July
Posted 3 years ago(X-posted from https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47881009/)
Commission slots are open again for July! I'll be taking 5 slots this month!
Send me a message @ reubenyeoart[at]hotmail.com if you're interested in taking a slot!
T&Cs here: https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgWh93qlDKboiTwaS
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July Commissions (1/7/2022)
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zaeda - Illustration (Finished! - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48309504/ https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48309518/)
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Liamc - Illustration (Finished! - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48372166/)
3. Private - Illustration (Finished! - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48433576/)
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gundam_warrior - Full Body (Finished! - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48512524/)
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Commission slots are open again for July! I'll be taking 5 slots this month!
Send me a message @ reubenyeoart[at]hotmail.com if you're interested in taking a slot!
T&Cs here: https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgWh93qlDKboiTwaS
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July Commissions (1/7/2022)
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zaeda - Illustration (Finished! - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48309504/ https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48309518/)2.
Liamc - Illustration (Finished! - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48372166/)3. Private - Illustration (Finished! - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48433576/)
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gundam_warrior - Full Body (Finished! - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48512524/)5.
Commission Open Season - June!
Posted 3 years ago*x-posted here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47385738/*
I have 5 slots open for June! Contact me at reubenyeoart[at]hotmail.com if you'd like a slot!
Check out https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgWh93qlDKboiTwaS for details and T&C!
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June Commissions (1/6/2022)
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Tepidtea - Illustration (Finished!) - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47781943/
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ninestempest - Full Body (Finished!) - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47839119/
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I have 5 slots open for June! Contact me at reubenyeoart[at]hotmail.com if you'd like a slot!
Check out https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgWh93qlDKboiTwaS for details and T&C!
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June Commissions (1/6/2022)
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Tepidtea - Illustration (Finished!) - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47781943/2.
ninestempest - Full Body (Finished!) - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47839119/3.
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Commissions Open! May/June
Posted 3 years agoI'm taking 5 slots for the period of mid-May to end-June (as I'll be indisposed in early May and will be working on a contract project on the side in that period)! For details (such as my Terms and Conditions), check this document for details: https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgWh93qlDKboiTwaS
If you're interested, contact me at reubenyeoart[at]hotmail.com to reserve your spot!
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Commissions (26/4/2022)
May/June Commissions
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If you're interested, contact me at reubenyeoart[at]hotmail.com to reserve your spot!
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Commissions (26/4/2022)
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Commissions Open! - April
Posted 3 years agoOpening commissions for the month of April!
Check out https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgWh93qlDKboiTwaS for more details, as well as terms and conditions!
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Commissions (1/4/2022)
April Commissions
1. Private Client (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46831431/ https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46831449/
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Check out https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgWh93qlDKboiTwaS for more details, as well as terms and conditions!
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Commissions (1/4/2022)
April Commissions
1. Private Client (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46831431/ https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46831449/
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Commission Open Season - March!
Posted 3 years agoMoving to a monthly model for commissions!
Since February was a bust, I'm moving all commissions to March, with the updated prices here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45802217/ !
I will be retiring ref sheets until further notice, as well. For more info, check: https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgWh93qlDKboiTwaS
Commissions (1/3/2022)
March Commissions
1. Private Client (Full Body) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46305636/
2. Private Client (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46382801/
3. Private Client (Illustration) - In Progress
4. Private Client (Illustration) - Planning (April)
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*6. Private Client (Illustration - Edit) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46267435/
Since February was a bust, I'm moving all commissions to March, with the updated prices here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45802217/ !
I will be retiring ref sheets until further notice, as well. For more info, check: https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgWh93qlDKboiTwaS
Commissions (1/3/2022)
March Commissions
1. Private Client (Full Body) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46305636/
2. Private Client (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46382801/
3. Private Client (Illustration) - In Progress
4. Private Client (Illustration) - Planning (April)
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*6. Private Client (Illustration - Edit) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46267435/
Commission Open Season - Fall!
Posted 4 years agoIt's that time of the year again; commissions are open!
Details: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43210061/ or https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgQGYsZr2hVME-9PG
Commissions (13/8/21)
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moonmoonthewolf (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43548974/
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camperschaf (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43663972/
3. Private Client (Illustration, Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43549170/ , https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44242061/
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Fossilbrand (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44230803
5. Private Client (Character Sheet) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44732855/
Details: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43210061/ or https://1drv.ms/b/s!AhVURJ7sFy9QgQGYsZr2hVME-9PG
Commissions (13/8/21)
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moonmoonthewolf (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43548974/2.
camperschaf (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43663972/3. Private Client (Illustration, Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43549170/ , https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44242061/
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Fossilbrand (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/442308035. Private Client (Character Sheet) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44732855/
Commission Storage Update
Posted 4 years agoHeyo Everyone!
It's pretty rare that I use this journal except to announce and track commission periods, but it seems important that I post this here too.
I've recently opened a new OneDrive storage account, so I've moved all my commission work folders over there. If you're a client and you're looking to get your files again, let me know and I'll send over an updated link!
Warm regards (and stay safe!)
- Roswell
It's pretty rare that I use this journal except to announce and track commission periods, but it seems important that I post this here too.
I've recently opened a new OneDrive storage account, so I've moved all my commission work folders over there. If you're a client and you're looking to get your files again, let me know and I'll send over an updated link!
Warm regards (and stay safe!)
- Roswell
Commission Open Season - Summer!
Posted 4 years agoOpening commissions for the Summer Period, since the semester holidays are coming!
Full Body slots have been price adjusted; perfect if you're looking for D&D-style character art and don't want to spring for a full illustration!
Details: https://1drv.ms/b/s!As7dbt_vQgiL1yAXDN8bzjL1Q-Xu
Commissions (11/4/21)
1. Twitter Client (Character Sheet) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41582927/
2. Twitter Client (Illustration) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41666861/
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serpenttao (Full Body) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41791122/
4. Twitter Client (Half Body) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41825011/
5. ninestempest (Illustration) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41980271/
For my commission sheet, go here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41417375/
Full Body slots have been price adjusted; perfect if you're looking for D&D-style character art and don't want to spring for a full illustration!
Details: https://1drv.ms/b/s!As7dbt_vQgiL1yAXDN8bzjL1Q-Xu
Commissions (11/4/21)
1. Twitter Client (Character Sheet) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41582927/
2. Twitter Client (Illustration) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41666861/
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serpenttao (Full Body) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41791122/4. Twitter Client (Half Body) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41825011/
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ninestempest (Illustration) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41980271/For my commission sheet, go here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41417375/
Commission Open Season - Yule!
Posted 5 years agoOpening commissions for the period of December/January, as the semester holidays are coming!
Raised prices due to revisions in my rates; I'll be opening 5 slots (Non-Avatar) this time!
Details: https://1drv.ms/b/s!As7dbt_vQgiL1yA.....1Q-Xu?e=naanEZ
Commissions (13/12/20)
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damos (Character Sheet) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39819228/
2. Twitter Client (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40003101/
3. Twitter Client (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40047263/
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ClaudTiger (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40246202/
5. ninestempest (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40376618/
For my commission sheet, go here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39640473/
Raised prices due to revisions in my rates; I'll be opening 5 slots (Non-Avatar) this time!
Details: https://1drv.ms/b/s!As7dbt_vQgiL1yA.....1Q-Xu?e=naanEZ
Commissions (13/12/20)
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damos (Character Sheet) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39819228/2. Twitter Client (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40003101/
3. Twitter Client (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40047263/
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ClaudTiger (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40246202/5.
ninestempest (Illustration) - Finished! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40376618/For my commission sheet, go here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39640473/
Commission Open Season - Fall!
Posted 5 years agoOpening commissions for the period of August/September!
I'll be opening 5 slots for any of the non-Avatar/Profile Pic price points. As for the Avatar/Profile Pic price points, I'll be accepting those throughout this season.
EDIT: Commissions are fully booked! Thank you all for the support!
Commissions:
1.
abananaman (Illustration) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37888810/
2. damos (Reference Sheet x2) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37979897/ https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37980005/
3. Twitter Client (Full Body) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38077370/
4. Other Client (Half Body) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38133293/
5. Twitter Client (Reference Sheet) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38308501/
Avatar/Profile Pics:
For my commission sheet, click here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37664005/
I'll be opening 5 slots for any of the non-Avatar/Profile Pic price points. As for the Avatar/Profile Pic price points, I'll be accepting those throughout this season.
EDIT: Commissions are fully booked! Thank you all for the support!
Commissions:
1.
abananaman (Illustration) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37888810/2.
damos (Reference Sheet x2) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37979897/ https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37980005/3. Twitter Client (Full Body) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38077370/
4. Other Client (Half Body) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38133293/
5. Twitter Client (Reference Sheet) - Complete! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38308501/
Avatar/Profile Pics:
For my commission sheet, click here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37664005/
Commission Open Season - Yuletide! 10/12/2019
Posted 6 years agoEDIT: I recently opened a Ko-fi, so if you don't have the funds or ideas for a full commission, but still wish to support me, head on down here: https://ko-fi.com/reubenyeoart !
Since I'm looking to raise personal funds, I'm opening commissions for the season of Winter! These will have a projected completion time of mid-end January, or February if you're looking for a Valentine's day gift!
Summary price list:
Bust - USD$35
e.g. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27886569/
Character - USD$55
e.g. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/32125833/
Character w/ BG - USD$75
e.g. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31565709/
Illustration - USD$100
e.g. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/33051807/
Full price list and detailed T&Cs here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
Interested parties may DM me with your price points and reference images!
Thank you all for your time!
- Roswell
Since I'm looking to raise personal funds, I'm opening commissions for the season of Winter! These will have a projected completion time of mid-end January, or February if you're looking for a Valentine's day gift!
Summary price list:
Bust - USD$35
e.g. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27886569/
Character - USD$55
e.g. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/32125833/
Character w/ BG - USD$75
e.g. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31565709/
Illustration - USD$100
e.g. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/33051807/
Full price list and detailed T&Cs here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
Interested parties may DM me with your price points and reference images!
Thank you all for your time!
- Roswell
Commission Open Season - Summer of Commissions! 23/4/2019
Posted 6 years agoJournal version of http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31290053/
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Summer Commission Season! Something special this time around, though; a discount for the first three people who get commissions for the below three price points!
All y'all have to do is DM me with your desired price point from the available options, your commission request, and any required reference material!
For examples of my latest work, go here: https://kingscross995.wixsite.com/reubenyeoart
For Terms and Conditions, go here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
For more info and price points, click here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
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Summer Commission Season! Something special this time around, though; a discount for the first three people who get commissions for the below three price points!
All y'all have to do is DM me with your desired price point from the available options, your commission request, and any required reference material!
For examples of my latest work, go here: https://kingscross995.wixsite.com/reubenyeoart
For Terms and Conditions, go here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
For more info and price points, click here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
Holiday Commission Season - Now till mid-January!
Posted 7 years agoAh, that time of the year again. Opening commissions from now till mid-January!
All y'all have to do is DM me with your desired price point from the available options, your commission request, and any required reference material!
For more info and price points, click here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
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Also, recently remade my Twitter, so if you want to see the more candid side of my life and art, check it out here: https://twitter.com/MidoriKeen
All y'all have to do is DM me with your desired price point from the available options, your commission request, and any required reference material!
For more info and price points, click here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
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Also, recently remade my Twitter, so if you want to see the more candid side of my life and art, check it out here: https://twitter.com/MidoriKeen
Commission Open Season - 17/8/2018 (CLOSED!)
Posted 7 years agoCommission queue is closed! Based on timings and schedules, I had to cut it down to two folk:
djatomika
Link: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28430946
FurnixWolf
Link: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28430958
Thanks for everyone's interest and look out next time for the next commission season!
In relation to http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28362693/ , since some people would rather read journals.
Opening commissions since the semester holidays are coming and I'm thinking I should earn some money for the long haul.
So hey! I'll be accepting commission requests from now (12:00 GMT+8) till 21:00, 18/8/2018. I'll be shortlisting three slots for any of the price points, those selected who will be notified at about 22:00, 18/8/2018.
All y'all have to do is DM me with your desired price point from the available options, your commission request, and any required reference material!
For more info and price points, click here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
djatomikaLink: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28430946
FurnixWolfLink: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28430958
Thanks for everyone's interest and look out next time for the next commission season!
In relation to http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28362693/ , since some people would rather read journals.
Opening commissions since the semester holidays are coming and I'm thinking I should earn some money for the long haul.
So hey! I'll be accepting commission requests from now (12:00 GMT+8) till 21:00, 18/8/2018. I'll be shortlisting three slots for any of the price points, those selected who will be notified at about 22:00, 18/8/2018.
All y'all have to do is DM me with your desired price point from the available options, your commission request, and any required reference material!
For more info and price points, click here: https://1drv.ms/w/s!As7dbt_vQgiLqlYg2-ZwebBuK0jw
DEVIANTART ACCOUNT GET
Posted 14 years agoDA DUHN, IT IS HERE:
http://apathyhouseart.deviantart.com/
That's where I'll post the more "Concept not-so-anthro" stuff, but I'll still put up stuff here! So don't worry about that.
http://apathyhouseart.deviantart.com/
That's where I'll post the more "Concept not-so-anthro" stuff, but I'll still put up stuff here! So don't worry about that.
STEREOTYPES! OH GOSH!
Posted 14 years agoNote: For those that involve ideologies that I have bolded, I don't really think that way. REALLY.
Unlawfully stolen from
ardagor, and very slightly modded, by the way. AY!
STEREOTYPING TIME!
~~Bold what you are on the left side.~~
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. *sigh* T.T
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Uh... I think there are people who disagree)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future .
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
DO YOU SEE ME IN A LIBRARY?
Unlawfully stolen from
ardagor, and very slightly modded, by the way. AY!STEREOTYPING TIME!
~~Bold what you are on the left side.~~
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. *sigh* T.T
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Uh... I think there are people who disagree)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future .
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
DO YOU SEE ME IN A LIBRARY?
Critique's good.... If it's constructive.
Posted 14 years agoYeah, I'd like to hear your views on my artwork because currently, the only way I'm improving myself is by looking at other art and generally gradual disgust with my older work.
Yeah, it's a horrid slippery slope to doom. :|
So a little critique is good, but only if it's constructive. There're enough trolls as it is, and I'd prefer not having any on my backyard, or...... page, or something.
So constructively critique! :)
Yeah, it's a horrid slippery slope to doom. :|
So a little critique is good, but only if it's constructive. There're enough trolls as it is, and I'd prefer not having any on my backyard, or...... page, or something.
So constructively critique! :)
Journal Bump Bunk
Posted 14 years ago........I might really not bother to update this journal anyway, just like my LiveJournal, which has fallen into disrepair. But everything is fine. Fine fine and fine.
AND MORE SHAMELESS ADVERTISING OF FORMSPRING YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TO DO ON STUFF LIKE THIS.
http://www.formspring.me/RoswellLangley
AND MORE SHAMELESS ADVERTISING OF FORMSPRING YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TO DO ON STUFF LIKE THIS.
http://www.formspring.me/RoswellLangley
JESUS DAY REJOICE
Posted 15 years agoIt's 3 AM(GMT+8) here,so I'd like to wish my watchers/watchees a very happy Christmas Day/Jesus Day! :D
.......A journal can't be this short,can it?
So anyway,it's been a long time since I actually used the journal function or FA for that matter,mostly because I just got a new laptop to replace my dying Junker and it turned out that openCanvas can't be installed on it. (PCs-1:0-Macs) So skip forward 2 or so months and now I got Photoshop CS5 (Which cost me a bunch of arms and legs. Don't ask where I got them,seeing as I still have ALL of mine.),allowing me to continue doodling on my computer and to destroy retinas everywhere with my art. HA.
Recap's over. So, any other way,I'm disappearing to China for the next eight-ish days,so I'm not going to use my new present much this year. :C *pout* So if the hotel there doesn't have Wee-Fee, I won't be seeing FA till the next year.
*Dull surprise*
So, happy Celebration Day! :D
.......A journal can't be this short,can it?
So anyway,it's been a long time since I actually used the journal function or FA for that matter,mostly because I just got a new laptop to replace my dying Junker and it turned out that openCanvas can't be installed on it. (PCs-1:0-Macs) So skip forward 2 or so months and now I got Photoshop CS5 (Which cost me a bunch of arms and legs. Don't ask where I got them,seeing as I still have ALL of mine.),allowing me to continue doodling on my computer and to destroy retinas everywhere with my art. HA.
Recap's over. So, any other way,I'm disappearing to China for the next eight-ish days,so I'm not going to use my new present much this year. :C *pout* So if the hotel there doesn't have Wee-Fee, I won't be seeing FA till the next year.
*Dull surprise*
So, happy Celebration Day! :D
Something to vote,or something,I guess.
Posted 15 years agoSo I got around to looking at my old artwork,and I chanced upon the idea to rework one of the pics from one of my old series of art, 'Demons Of Entropy'.
......I just need to know which one to rework into a full version, instead of just the part-person-part-flamey-pokey-person-of-doom.WHICH MEANS VOTANG TAIME.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2996672
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2999609/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3017436/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3000916/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3062647/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3110507/
(Leaning towards the red one,whichever that is here.)
Note:I'm not posting the names of each demon,however,because of (Extremely rare) potential bias (I hope).
And potential hiatus for this and next week,EOY Exams are up.
......I just need to know which one to rework into a full version, instead of just the part-person-part-flamey-pokey-person-of-doom.WHICH MEANS VOTANG TAIME.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2996672
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2999609/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3017436/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3000916/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3062647/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3110507/
(Leaning towards the red one,whichever that is here.)
Note:I'm not posting the names of each demon,however,because of (Extremely rare) potential bias (I hope).
And potential hiatus for this and next week,EOY Exams are up.
OKAY OPINIATION TIME
Posted 15 years agoOr something like that,yeah. BD
I wanna see what genre my fursona fits into.
What song does my fursona remind you of?I wanna see what genre my fursona fits into.
This should've been called "Fursona Questionaire"....
Posted 15 years ago...But who am I to complain?I didn't make this. :/
(Stolen from
almostcrazy )
1. What do you think my character would have a job/career in?
2. What is unique about my character that you enjoy?
3. What are his/her flaws?
4. What are some changes you would like to see?
5. What would you like to see my character doing in future pictures?
6. How old does my character look?
7. On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is my character?
8. On a scale to 1-10, how sexually attractive is my character?
9. On a scale to 1-10, how well does my character fit me?
10. If you could, how would you personally change him to fit me better?
(Stolen from
almostcrazy )1. What do you think my character would have a job/career in?
2. What is unique about my character that you enjoy?
3. What are his/her flaws?
4. What are some changes you would like to see?
5. What would you like to see my character doing in future pictures?
6. How old does my character look?
7. On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is my character?
8. On a scale to 1-10, how sexually attractive is my character?
9. On a scale to 1-10, how well does my character fit me?
10. If you could, how would you personally change him to fit me better?
Obscurity has no hero.
Posted 15 years agoGosh,haven't used this in a loooong while.
It's just about 40 pageviews before I reach the mark of "Hardly Famous",and to promote that,I'll give a free pic of whatever they want to the first person who takes a pic of him/her getting the 999th to 1001st view of my page.(A screencap should suffice.)Post the link to the screencap on the journal,and if you're first three,you get a pic!
Also,I'm closing down requests for the time being,since school's started again,and I'm afraid I meet any dateline set,even by me.I'm also going to try and focus on more concept art,since that's my aspiration later in life.However,I might be coming up with another series,so keep your eyes peeled.
I've also updated my profile on the main page.Yes,that new hairstyle in that previous pic of Ros(That horrid one) is here to stay.I'll post a new ref sheet soon.
...Yes,I'm going to draw a pic featuring the most important people I want to thank(The ones that really affected and touched me.),when I get the 1000 views.
999:[UNCLAIMED]
1000:[UNCLAIMED]
1001:[UNCLAIMED]
ENDNOTE: If you're wondering where I got the idea for the hairstyle,: http://gabrielrodriguez.deviantart......lery/#/d2d0e6m (The girl,not the monstrous shadow.)
EDIT: For a bigger incentive,I switched it into a Kiriban(Is that what it's called?).So,the first three that get the 999th,1000th and 1001st pageviews(One each) get free art.
(All characters are © 2010 their respective owners.)
It's just about 40 pageviews before I reach the mark of "Hardly Famous",and to promote that,I'll give a free pic of whatever they want to the first person who takes a pic of him/her getting the 999th to 1001st view of my page.(A screencap should suffice.)Post the link to the screencap on the journal,and if you're first three,you get a pic!
Also,I'm closing down requests for the time being,since school's started again,and I'm afraid I meet any dateline set,even by me.I'm also going to try and focus on more concept art,since that's my aspiration later in life.However,I might be coming up with another series,so keep your eyes peeled.
I've also updated my profile on the main page.Yes,that new hairstyle in that previous pic of Ros(That horrid one) is here to stay.I'll post a new ref sheet soon.
...Yes,I'm going to draw a pic featuring the most important people I want to thank(The ones that really affected and touched me.),when I get the 1000 views.
FREE ART SPOTS999:[UNCLAIMED]
1000:[UNCLAIMED]
1001:[UNCLAIMED]
ENDNOTE: If you're wondering where I got the idea for the hairstyle,: http://gabrielrodriguez.deviantart......lery/#/d2d0e6m (The girl,not the monstrous shadow.)
EDIT: For a bigger incentive,I switched it into a Kiriban(Is that what it's called?).So,the first three that get the 999th,1000th and 1001st pageviews(One each) get free art.
(All characters are © 2010 their respective owners.)
Kinda free now
Posted 15 years agoActually,who am I kidding?I'M EXTREMELY FREE NOW.
My midterms are over,and all I can depend on now is that I put in the right answers the first time.(Can't change them anyway)
I'm open from requests and trades now,too.(If it weren't plainly obvious,it's my fault xD)
I'm also working on a personal badge right now,so if anyone wants a badge too,drop a note here :) They're about 400x500px (Really small) in size.Note that these are digital badges,not the kind you wear on your neck.
Also,I might be working on a fursuit in June,there being a one month holiday where I'm from.However,it's only tentative and may be pushed further back to November/December.
Thus ends my blathering.Carry on.
My midterms are over,and all I can depend on now is that I put in the right answers the first time.(Can't change them anyway)
I'm open from requests and trades now,too.(If it weren't plainly obvious,it's my fault xD)
I'm also working on a personal badge right now,so if anyone wants a badge too,drop a note here :) They're about 400x500px (Really small) in size.Note that these are digital badges,not the kind you wear on your neck.
Also,I might be working on a fursuit in June,there being a one month holiday where I'm from.However,it's only tentative and may be pushed further back to November/December.
Thus ends my blathering.Carry on.
