CSI: Fur and Loathing
Posted 16 years agoplease tell me conventions aren't like that... creepy bastards in cat suits, furpile orgies, weirdo's who wont even let someone touch your plushie... please tell me we're not that bad, cause i can honestly see this as real.
fursuits... JESUS CHRIST!
Posted 16 years agolacey fursuits.... 1900 dollars?!? O.O i remember the days when it was like 1500 or less! when tails only cost 35 bucks! i bought my fox tail from her for only 35 dollars! >.< now it's 75! does anyone know good fursuits with good quality?
damn you Pawn Stars!
Posted 16 years agook i'm now addicted to this show, the items these guys deal with all the time is so freakin cool! hancock signatures, carson city coins, some weird glass sword, a cannon!! CANNON! and the price they pay for it! eesh! it is pretty funny though, i can just see the bald father became a pawn fella just so he could say he bought this, or that. "i bought a plane the other day, what'd you do?" or "i bought a cannon! only 57 of them were ever produced!" that would be so awesome!
well i have to admit it...
Posted 16 years agobambino's kick padded ass!
well i've been robbed again.
Posted 16 years agosomeone broke in Wednesday morning arouns 5 or 6 am, took 5 bucks from my wallet, and 470 dollars (which was for rent) from my pants pocket which was in front of my book shelf, where i put my wallet. happy new year!! whee!!
SUPER ADORABLE NEW ARTIST!! I'm serious!!
Posted 16 years ago
-Dakota- is the cutest little deer fawn ever!! go look at his new art!phobia meme
Posted 16 years agox = Kind of
xx = Great
xxx = You can't talk me out of this
[xxx] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness. (more so the unknown that resides in the dark)
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[xx] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[xxx] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
[ ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
[ ] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[ ] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
[ ] Aulophobia - Fear of flutes.
[xx] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
B
[ ] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep.
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.
C
[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
[ ] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
[ ] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.
D
[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
[xx] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
[ ] Dtychiphobia - fear of accidents.
E
[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.
G
[ ] Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
[ ] Globophobia - Fear of balloons.
[ ] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women
H
[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.
I
[ ] Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.
[ ] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
[ ] Ichithyophobia - Fear of fish
K
[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
L
[ ] Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
[xxx] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes. (30 seconds and everything you own is gone...)
[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.
N
[ ] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
[xxx] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night. (only cause it's dark...)
[ ] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
O
[ ] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
P
[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
[ ] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children.
[ ] Philophobia - Fear of love.
[ ] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet.
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
[ ] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.
S
[ ] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
[ ] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
[ ] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.
T
[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology.
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
[xxx] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections. (your just gonna trust what some stranger is sticking you with? how do you know it's a flu shot?!?)
V-Z
[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
[ ] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals
Worst phobias:
[xxx] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[xxx] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[xxx] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
[xxx] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
[xxx] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
xx = Great
xxx = You can't talk me out of this
[xxx] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness. (more so the unknown that resides in the dark)
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[xx] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[xxx] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
[ ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
[ ] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[ ] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
[ ] Aulophobia - Fear of flutes.
[xx] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
B
[ ] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep.
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.
C
[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
[ ] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
[ ] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.
D
[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
[xx] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
[ ] Dtychiphobia - fear of accidents.
E
[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.
G
[ ] Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
[ ] Globophobia - Fear of balloons.
[ ] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women
H
[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.
I
[ ] Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.
[ ] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
[ ] Ichithyophobia - Fear of fish
K
[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
L
[ ] Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
[xxx] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes. (30 seconds and everything you own is gone...)
[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.
N
[ ] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
[xxx] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night. (only cause it's dark...)
[ ] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
O
[ ] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
P
[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
[ ] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children.
[ ] Philophobia - Fear of love.
[ ] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet.
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
[ ] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.
S
[ ] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
[ ] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
[ ] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.
T
[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology.
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
[xxx] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections. (your just gonna trust what some stranger is sticking you with? how do you know it's a flu shot?!?)
V-Z
[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
[ ] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals
Worst phobias:
[xxx] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[xxx] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[xxx] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
[xxx] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
[xxx] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
what i got for christmas...
Posted 16 years agoclothes. (didnt fit)
clothes. (didnt fit)
clothes. (didnt fit)
clothes. (didnt fit)
clothes. (didnt fit)
clothes.
clothes.
clothes.
clothes.
clothes.
gift card to a book store.
gloves.
a movie.
trimmer for my face.
a george foreman grill...
i'm sorry... but i told my family over andover never go clothes shopping for me. and the reason is explained above... and a george foreman grill? O.O i can barely afford to feed myself and she thinks a grill is a good idea.... i pretty much just wanted one game >.< and i dont care if i sound ungrateful, it's bullshit. i bought them all something they wanted! and i get clothes.... yay for disappointment, guess it's part of being an adult.
clothes. (didnt fit)
clothes. (didnt fit)
clothes. (didnt fit)
clothes. (didnt fit)
clothes.
clothes.
clothes.
clothes.
clothes.
gift card to a book store.
gloves.
a movie.
trimmer for my face.
a george foreman grill...
i'm sorry... but i told my family over andover never go clothes shopping for me. and the reason is explained above... and a george foreman grill? O.O i can barely afford to feed myself and she thinks a grill is a good idea.... i pretty much just wanted one game >.< and i dont care if i sound ungrateful, it's bullshit. i bought them all something they wanted! and i get clothes.... yay for disappointment, guess it's part of being an adult.
"murry purry yiffmas"
Posted 16 years agohave a murry purry yiffmas
it's the yiffiest time of year
i dont know if you'll spooge and go
but have some nog and beer
have a murry purry yiffmas
and when you cum in yer mate
give a kiss, a little nip
to ever spot you know
oh god
the vibrator
lodged between my legs
somebody wants a drink,
give em what they need!
have a murry purry yiffmas
and in case your all alone
love your plush
fill that sock
and have a murry purry yiffmas this year!
it's the yiffiest time of year
i dont know if you'll spooge and go
but have some nog and beer
have a murry purry yiffmas
and when you cum in yer mate
give a kiss, a little nip
to ever spot you know
oh god
the vibrator
lodged between my legs
somebody wants a drink,
give em what they need!
have a murry purry yiffmas
and in case your all alone
love your plush
fill that sock
and have a murry purry yiffmas this year!
adorable artist!
Posted 16 years ago
Strype_Rendzvous! she drew my new picture of shibby! yay! go watch her, she's awesome! *giggles*left for dead (and l4d2) in a nutshell!!
Posted 16 years agotake a look take a look!! 8D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPc.....eature=related
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1uVi41I1oc , throwin dah football!!
and dis is for those who hate AI's during L4D!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDmg.....eature=related
and a classic, louis needs his pills! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqoi.....eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPc.....eature=related
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1uVi41I1oc , throwin dah football!!
and dis is for those who hate AI's during L4D!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDmg.....eature=related
and a classic, louis needs his pills! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqoi.....eature=related
the debate to end all debates.
Posted 16 years agook so i had a little debate with someone about pedophilia and beastiality, and i think i should share the jist of it.
"people used to wed children all the time in the past, like the 1700's and beforehand. i'm not protecting pedophiles in any way, but why do you view it as immoral."
"because it's sick and wrong."
"but why?"
"if you cant figure out what's right and wrong you need a hospital good sir."
"but why do you personally view it as wrong?"
"cause it's happened in my family, you need to have conesnt, and they need to be at an age where they can consent or not without even being asked."
ok that was valid, even though it took an hour to get to that point, but now for beastiality.
"there's no question, it's just wrong."
"you view it as raping an animal?"
"i view it as taking advantage of an animal because they dont use rational thought, they go on instinct."
what about gay animals?"
"oh please."
"kind of a burp in the system?"
that's another of those things that people use to defend fucking animals."
"that doesnt exactly answer the question."
"i already answered it."
"not the gay animal part."
"see i'm not debating with someone who doesnt listen, and if you try dont even expect a response."
wow... ragequit! and since i'm interested in where people get their moral standards, i was said to be protecting pedophiles and animal fuckers. was i in the wrong here?
"people used to wed children all the time in the past, like the 1700's and beforehand. i'm not protecting pedophiles in any way, but why do you view it as immoral."
"because it's sick and wrong."
"but why?"
"if you cant figure out what's right and wrong you need a hospital good sir."
"but why do you personally view it as wrong?"
"cause it's happened in my family, you need to have conesnt, and they need to be at an age where they can consent or not without even being asked."
ok that was valid, even though it took an hour to get to that point, but now for beastiality.
"there's no question, it's just wrong."
"you view it as raping an animal?"
"i view it as taking advantage of an animal because they dont use rational thought, they go on instinct."
what about gay animals?"
"oh please."
"kind of a burp in the system?"
that's another of those things that people use to defend fucking animals."
"that doesnt exactly answer the question."
"i already answered it."
"not the gay animal part."
"see i'm not debating with someone who doesnt listen, and if you try dont even expect a response."
wow... ragequit! and since i'm interested in where people get their moral standards, i was said to be protecting pedophiles and animal fuckers. was i in the wrong here?
it's a sexy fact...
Posted 16 years agothat people get more aroused talking than texting?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!? real commercial! white woman in nightgown on an Iphone! AN IPHONE!! if it wasnt for the extreme price i'd call one up and ask it to be a cat while we phone sex! XDD
ya want some sexy facts? here!
Sexy Fact #1
Sperm are tiny and cheap. Eggs are enormous and expensive. A human egg is about the size of the full stop at the end of this sentence - which is 6000 times the size of a single sperm. The problem with this is that males are always prepared to give theirs up where as females are sometimes a lot more reticent about dispersing their eggs.
Sexy Fact #2
Female budgies are attracted to males with fluorescent feathers.
Sexy Fact #3
Scent is used by many mammals to help them avoid mating with close relatives.
Sexy Fact #4
The courtship song of a humpback whale can last for 20 hours!
Sexy Fact #5
Emus do courtship in reverse. The females court the males making a booming sound in her chest. He gets to choose because he's the one who hatches the eggs and raises the chicks.
Sexy Fact #6
Sex is more important than survival.
Sexy Fact #7
A male fruit fly (Drosophila bifurca) has the longest sperm of any animals. It measures 20 times the length of the male's body. This would be the same as a human man having sperm 120ft long.
Sexy Fact #8
The testes of the small honey possum weights 5% of it's body weight - the equivalent of a man having 4kg testes.
Sexy Fact #9
A male antechinus (marsupial mouse) copulates non-stop until he drops dead from exhaustion.
Sexy Fact #10
Male dragon flies and Damsel flies have a penis that is capable of scraping out the sperm of the previous mate, before they inseminate her with their own sperm.
Sexy Fact #11
After copulation, a male Swallowtail butterfly will secrete a substance that covers the end of the females genitalia in a natural 'chastity belt' called a sphragis.
Sexy Fact #12
Bed bugs circumvent the female's reproductive system in a process called 'traumatic insemination'. He pierces her through her body and his sperm make their way through her circulatory system to where her eggs are located.
Sexy Fact #13
Australia's superb fairy wren has been found to be the least faithful bird in the world with 76% of her babies having fathers who are not her partner.
Sexy Fact #15
During copulation a male red back spider will do a curious somersault to make his abdomen land on her fangs, encouraging her to feed on it - which she does. The consequence is that copulation lasts longer and he transfers more sperm to her.
Sexy Fact #16
Adelie penguins have been observed exchanging sex with 'other males' (not their social partner) for precious nesting stones.
Sexy Fact #17
A tammar wallaby spends 364 days of the year pregnant and one day giving birth and mating.
Sexy Fact #18
Bynoe's geckos do not need males to reproduce - they use a process called parthenogenesis. They are clones - all females and all virgins.
Sexy Fact #19
10% of baby elephant seals are killed by marauding males trying to copulate with the mothers.
Sexy Fact #20
A recent British survey has found that parents who had so-called "masculine" professions, such as engineering or accountancy, were much more likely to produce a son. Parents with so-called "feminine" professions, like nursing or teaching, were more likely to produce a daughter.
Sexy Fact #21
Grey nurse shark embryos eat their brothers and sisters in utero.
Sexy Fact #22
A Queen bull dog ant need only have sex once. She can storm this sperm for 10 to 20 years fertilising her eggs at will to determine whether she has male or female offspring.
Sexy Fact #23
Male potbellied sea dragons incubate the fertilised eggs in their own pouch and give "birth" to them.
Sexy Fact #24
Some Australian leeches are doting parents - they brood their eggs and young on their bodies for several weeks and capture food for their babies.
Sexy Fact #25
Female larvae of Gall Midges are able to produce eggs without male fertilization. The babies grow inside the baby midge, eventually feeding on her tissues and eating her from the inside out.
Sexy Fact #26
Many Australian skinks live in 'nuclear families'.
Sexy Fact #27
Kookaburras babies have a beak hook specially designed to attack their siblings.
Sexy Fact #28
The Gastric Brooding Frog mother "gives birth" to her twenty or so babies by vomiting them out of her mouth.
Sexy Fact #29
It seems dinosaurs may have cared for their babies - researchers recently found a fossil of a dinosaur with 34 babies clustered around it.
Sexy Fact #30
A young sperm whale may suckle from it's mother for up to 15 years.
Sexy Fact #31
Bandicoots can reach sexual maturity as early as 90 days of age. The gestation period in this species is only 12.5 days. This gives Bandicoots the highest reproductive rate of all marsupials.
Sexy Fact #32
Australian Bottlenose dolphins can use sponges as tools - and they can teach their young how to do this.
Sexy Fact #33
In the freezing winter in Antarctica, Emperor Penguin chicks can only survive away from the warmth of another penguin for two minutes.
ya want some sexy facts? here!
Sexy Fact #1
Sperm are tiny and cheap. Eggs are enormous and expensive. A human egg is about the size of the full stop at the end of this sentence - which is 6000 times the size of a single sperm. The problem with this is that males are always prepared to give theirs up where as females are sometimes a lot more reticent about dispersing their eggs.
Sexy Fact #2
Female budgies are attracted to males with fluorescent feathers.
Sexy Fact #3
Scent is used by many mammals to help them avoid mating with close relatives.
Sexy Fact #4
The courtship song of a humpback whale can last for 20 hours!
Sexy Fact #5
Emus do courtship in reverse. The females court the males making a booming sound in her chest. He gets to choose because he's the one who hatches the eggs and raises the chicks.
Sexy Fact #6
Sex is more important than survival.
Sexy Fact #7
A male fruit fly (Drosophila bifurca) has the longest sperm of any animals. It measures 20 times the length of the male's body. This would be the same as a human man having sperm 120ft long.
Sexy Fact #8
The testes of the small honey possum weights 5% of it's body weight - the equivalent of a man having 4kg testes.
Sexy Fact #9
A male antechinus (marsupial mouse) copulates non-stop until he drops dead from exhaustion.
Sexy Fact #10
Male dragon flies and Damsel flies have a penis that is capable of scraping out the sperm of the previous mate, before they inseminate her with their own sperm.
Sexy Fact #11
After copulation, a male Swallowtail butterfly will secrete a substance that covers the end of the females genitalia in a natural 'chastity belt' called a sphragis.
Sexy Fact #12
Bed bugs circumvent the female's reproductive system in a process called 'traumatic insemination'. He pierces her through her body and his sperm make their way through her circulatory system to where her eggs are located.
Sexy Fact #13
Australia's superb fairy wren has been found to be the least faithful bird in the world with 76% of her babies having fathers who are not her partner.
Sexy Fact #15
During copulation a male red back spider will do a curious somersault to make his abdomen land on her fangs, encouraging her to feed on it - which she does. The consequence is that copulation lasts longer and he transfers more sperm to her.
Sexy Fact #16
Adelie penguins have been observed exchanging sex with 'other males' (not their social partner) for precious nesting stones.
Sexy Fact #17
A tammar wallaby spends 364 days of the year pregnant and one day giving birth and mating.
Sexy Fact #18
Bynoe's geckos do not need males to reproduce - they use a process called parthenogenesis. They are clones - all females and all virgins.
Sexy Fact #19
10% of baby elephant seals are killed by marauding males trying to copulate with the mothers.
Sexy Fact #20
A recent British survey has found that parents who had so-called "masculine" professions, such as engineering or accountancy, were much more likely to produce a son. Parents with so-called "feminine" professions, like nursing or teaching, were more likely to produce a daughter.
Sexy Fact #21
Grey nurse shark embryos eat their brothers and sisters in utero.
Sexy Fact #22
A Queen bull dog ant need only have sex once. She can storm this sperm for 10 to 20 years fertilising her eggs at will to determine whether she has male or female offspring.
Sexy Fact #23
Male potbellied sea dragons incubate the fertilised eggs in their own pouch and give "birth" to them.
Sexy Fact #24
Some Australian leeches are doting parents - they brood their eggs and young on their bodies for several weeks and capture food for their babies.
Sexy Fact #25
Female larvae of Gall Midges are able to produce eggs without male fertilization. The babies grow inside the baby midge, eventually feeding on her tissues and eating her from the inside out.
Sexy Fact #26
Many Australian skinks live in 'nuclear families'.
Sexy Fact #27
Kookaburras babies have a beak hook specially designed to attack their siblings.
Sexy Fact #28
The Gastric Brooding Frog mother "gives birth" to her twenty or so babies by vomiting them out of her mouth.
Sexy Fact #29
It seems dinosaurs may have cared for their babies - researchers recently found a fossil of a dinosaur with 34 babies clustered around it.
Sexy Fact #30
A young sperm whale may suckle from it's mother for up to 15 years.
Sexy Fact #31
Bandicoots can reach sexual maturity as early as 90 days of age. The gestation period in this species is only 12.5 days. This gives Bandicoots the highest reproductive rate of all marsupials.
Sexy Fact #32
Australian Bottlenose dolphins can use sponges as tools - and they can teach their young how to do this.
Sexy Fact #33
In the freezing winter in Antarctica, Emperor Penguin chicks can only survive away from the warmth of another penguin for two minutes.
a white girl, european girl, AND black girl?!?
Posted 16 years agoDAMN! i'm gonna need two phones to call that sex hot line! RAWR i have such an erection!
dear god, how many nerds can they pull into this? it just reminds me of the phone sex on youtube from college humor. XD be a motivational speaker and talk sex to me! be a robot and speak random numbers while i jack off! XD how pathetic....
dear god, how many nerds can they pull into this? it just reminds me of the phone sex on youtube from college humor. XD be a motivational speaker and talk sex to me! be a robot and speak random numbers while i jack off! XD how pathetic....
and to top it off!!!
Posted 16 years agoi'm sick.... damn you god! why?!? XD seriously, what else could happen...
i'm more girl than boy.
Posted 16 years agoYOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies
[X] you love jeans
[X]dogs are better then cats
[] its hilarious when people get hurt
[ ] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[X] you play XBOX 360/ PS3
[X] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[X] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[] you watch sports on TV
[] you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[] you used to collect cards
[ ] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear
[ ] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[ ] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[] sports are fun
[ ] you talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[X] you have fished at least once
boy total = 8
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[X] you love to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink (GOLF Shirts Only)
[X] you go to your mum for advice
[X] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you wear very little black
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[X] you like going to the mall
[X] you cried watching walk to remember
[ ]skirts are a part of your wardrobe
[X] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you take around one hour to shower
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics/tumbling
[x] you smile a lot more than you should
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes (ATLEAST a new pair every month, gotta keep my feet comfy)
[X] you care about what you look like
[ ] you always/sometimes wear dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others
[x] pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] you laugh more than you breathe
[X] you absolutely love chocolate
girl Total 14.
i'm more girly then boy! yay!
[x] you love hoodies
[X] you love jeans
[X]dogs are better then cats
[] its hilarious when people get hurt
[ ] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[X] you play XBOX 360/ PS3
[X] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[X] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[] you watch sports on TV
[] you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[] you used to collect cards
[ ] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear
[ ] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[ ] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[] sports are fun
[ ] you talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[X] you have fished at least once
boy total = 8
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[X] you love to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink (GOLF Shirts Only)
[X] you go to your mum for advice
[X] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you wear very little black
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[X] you like going to the mall
[X] you cried watching walk to remember
[ ]skirts are a part of your wardrobe
[X] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you take around one hour to shower
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics/tumbling
[x] you smile a lot more than you should
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes (ATLEAST a new pair every month, gotta keep my feet comfy)
[X] you care about what you look like
[ ] you always/sometimes wear dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others
[x] pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] you laugh more than you breathe
[X] you absolutely love chocolate
girl Total 14.
i'm more girly then boy! yay!
My life is 36% happy... i can see that.
Posted 16 years agox] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[] Your parents are still married.
[] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 3
[] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[] Your room is big enough for you.
[] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 6
[] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[] Your parents let you have a myspace. (Does Not Apply)
[x] You get allowance or have a job
[] You collect something normal.
[] You look forward to going to school.
[] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 7
[x] You own a car.
[] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[] You are happy with your appearance.
[] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 9
[] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[] You are happy with your life.
[] You know more than one language.
[x] You own a pet.
[] You know the words to 5 songs
[] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 12
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy
yeah, i'm generally sad to begin with. XD
[] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[] Your parents are still married.
[] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 3
[] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[] Your room is big enough for you.
[] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 6
[] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[] Your parents let you have a myspace. (Does Not Apply)
[x] You get allowance or have a job
[] You collect something normal.
[] You look forward to going to school.
[] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 7
[x] You own a car.
[] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[] You are happy with your appearance.
[] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 9
[] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[] You are happy with your life.
[] You know more than one language.
[x] You own a pet.
[] You know the words to 5 songs
[] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 12
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy
yeah, i'm generally sad to begin with. XD
ok what the hell is steampunk?!?
Posted 16 years agoi dont get it, what IS steampunk? i wiki'd it and that didnt help at all!! >.<
Donation Jar: i hate doing this....
Posted 16 years ago...but i dont have much other choice. my roomie got fired the other day, right after i spent money on christmas gifts for my family, i only make 150 a week while going to college, my other roomie pays rent with food stamps, but he needs job soon... i just set up food stamps for myself, heating assistance, AND rental assistance, but rental assistance has an 18 month waiting period, so i'm kind of screwed there.... i dont really know what else to do, so i'm setting up a donation jar... thank you anyone who can help in the slightest bit!
paypal is shibby_loves@yahoo.com...
paypal is shibby_loves@yahoo.com...
i cost $3750 a night! pull out your checkbook!
Posted 16 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[x] Other-$50
Total: $50
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[x] Hazel - $75
[ ] Other - $15
Total: $125
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95
Total: $275
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total: $300
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[x] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Total: $850
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600
Total: $1065
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total: $1090
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1490
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total: $2390
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[x] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[ ] l-p - $300
[ ] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250
Total: $2440
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[x ] white - $110
[ ] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $330
[] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350
Total: $2550
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[x] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250
Total: $2750
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $1000
[ ] some- $750
Final Total: $3750
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[x] Other-$50
Total: $50
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[x] Hazel - $75
[ ] Other - $15
Total: $125
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95
Total: $275
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total: $300
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[x] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Total: $850
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600
Total: $1065
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total: $1090
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1490
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total: $2390
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[x] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[ ] l-p - $300
[ ] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250
Total: $2440
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[x ] white - $110
[ ] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $330
[] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350
Total: $2550
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[x] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250
Total: $2750
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $1000
[ ] some- $750
Final Total: $3750
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
i officially give up.
Posted 16 years agoi give up on work, i give up college, i give up on life. when things start to turn out good, god kicks me hard in the nuts.... again..... after buying all my presents and saying fuck off price, my room mate gets fired from work for no reason. SO i have 50 bucks to my name and i'm the only one of three in my apartment working. i suppose if i quit my dreams and quit college i can work hard at 60 hours a week, get a second job so i CAN work 60 hours a week, and do my best! ^^ yay life...
Christmas wish list to Santa Roo!
Posted 16 years ago(Rules: Make your wish list for Santa Roo
duncan and post it as a journal for all to see. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa (or anything else) make a wish list of any outrageous or real life gifts you want and say whether you have been naughty or nice.)
dear santa roo,
i've been very good all year long!! i give money to my friends when they need it, i've opened my doors countless times for people who need a roof over their head for a while, and drove people hundreds of miles to help them! i hope i didnt do anything bad though, i cant think of anything bad i did! here's my list!
1. Bambino Diapers!
2. xbox live card
3. world of warcraft card
4. assassins creed 2
5. barnes and nobles card for manga
6. anime
7. grocery money
8. a ps3
9. a wii
10. SMOKES
11. my car to be fixed
12. a new car if old one cant be fixed
13. a 4.0 on my gpa
14. a clean house
15. a lifetime supply of soda
16. a puppy
17. a fox
18. a horse
19. a super big screen lcd tv!
20. a million dollars!
21. my kitties to not have allergies!
22. to be in a movie!
23. the shibbycopter!
24. the hindenshibby!
25. hovercraft!
26. a super awesome kitchen!
i've been a very good boy this year! merry christmas santa roo!
duncan and post it as a journal for all to see. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa (or anything else) make a wish list of any outrageous or real life gifts you want and say whether you have been naughty or nice.)dear santa roo,
i've been very good all year long!! i give money to my friends when they need it, i've opened my doors countless times for people who need a roof over their head for a while, and drove people hundreds of miles to help them! i hope i didnt do anything bad though, i cant think of anything bad i did! here's my list!
1. Bambino Diapers!
2. xbox live card
3. world of warcraft card
4. assassins creed 2
5. barnes and nobles card for manga
6. anime
7. grocery money
8. a ps3
9. a wii
10. SMOKES
11. my car to be fixed
12. a new car if old one cant be fixed
13. a 4.0 on my gpa
14. a clean house
15. a lifetime supply of soda
16. a puppy
17. a fox
18. a horse
19. a super big screen lcd tv!
20. a million dollars!
21. my kitties to not have allergies!
22. to be in a movie!
23. the shibbycopter!
24. the hindenshibby!
25. hovercraft!
26. a super awesome kitchen!
i've been a very good boy this year! merry christmas santa roo!
furry german techno!! *dances and bounces*
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5.....age-wach_music go germany!! Lützenkirchen ist wundebaar!
fuck turkey day...
Posted 16 years agofirst, i worked till 5:30. second, my roomie couldnt wash pots and pans, then couldnt clean the oven. so i got all that taken care of, tossed the turkey in. went to check on the fully cooked turkey and it was still cold. so now it's STILL in the oven, and i still need to maked mixed veggies, mashed potatoes, scalloped potatoes, then the pumpkin and apple pie... i hate turkey day...
secret santa!
Posted 16 years agook, shibby is usually a cuntboy. but eh, make him a real boy i suppose! XD i'd love being castrated, nullofied, or just have a penectomy and used as a fuck toy. the raunchier thebetter, just no death. i'm into pretty much all of it, and if ya look at my gallery you'd see the fun :P
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