http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5693153
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5682269
still doing these , though I am going to the store for a bit
if you'd lke one, or to pay for one and have me do it whenever, just leave a comment here with refferances

also I'll do full boy ones like this
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5664844
for just 5 dollars more if you like

bored and kinda literally watching paint dry
stolen off prat

Four Jobs I've Had
- stocker
- tattoo apprentice
- freelance drawfag
- casheir

Four Movies I Can Watch Over And Over
- grandma's boy
- 5th element
- Coraline
- SLC Punk

Four Places I've Lived
- New Jersey
- Pennsylvania
-West virginia
-Florda

Four TV Shows I Love
- flapjack
- adventure time
- river monsters
- Ed Edd n Eddie

Four Places I've Vacationed
- Pennsylvania
- West virginia
- fuck
- this is sad

Four Of My Favorite Dishes
- eggplant parm
- ginger icecream
- sushi
- samosa chat, or ragada

Four Sites I Visit Daily
- tfw2005.net
- FA
- mspa
- LJ

Four things I like to do in my spare time
- draw
- sleep
- play games
- meander

I have had it, I have had it with every fucking one of you
god, why do I even bother, i am so sick of your shit
if you REALLY need to find me I'm darkheartsclub on DA, beyond that fuck you, fuck off
and no, don't ask me for a fucking refund, you don't deserve your money,you sick disgusting freaks

these won't be done the same as the infestable adoptales, but will be similar
basically, I'll mutate the chr of your choice in the same styling as the other monsters
but will try to retain more of your chr for the most part, unless you want me to twist it into a blasphemy,I can just run off of your chr, or try to incorperate one of the six themes of the others if you like.
these will be going for around 40-60 depending on your base chrs complexity
examples

surt strain
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5242149/
nergal strain
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5246538/
leviathan strain
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5330354/
brood strain
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5433198/
typhon strain
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5434179/
extant strain
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5455896/

also offering two
infested headshots for 25$ kind of want to try that out a bit

infestation commissions
1open paid
2open done
3openpaid

headshots
1open
2open

if you are interested, please leave a comment with refferances, and I will note you my paypal upon acceptance

1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you’re not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)

2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments.

For example:

‘One, Nine and Fifteen move in together. Is this a really bad idea?’
‘Under what circumstances might Five and Seven fall in love?’
‘Which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?’
‘What would Two experience in Silent Hill?’
‘What Pokémon would Eight have?’

3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the fifteen characters you selected beforehand, then post them.

stolen off of kutakuinkinnoin

I am going to either put my foot in my mouth here,or have a bunch of people
nod their heads with me as if it will mater, most likely both.anyway, Please let me make an asshole out of myself

The reason that the terms dickgirl and cuntboy are viewed with a negative light, is their usage is both contradictory,and tends to herald that the chr was made for fetish purposes
more so than anything else.

Transgenderisim is a great chr trait if you are trying to make something in depth.It is a big
decision to be trans, and it says and carries a lot about someone.A transgendered character is going to be faced with conflict no matter what, even if their surrounding society is fully welcoming and accepting of their gender,they still have the internal conflict of living in a body that does not fit them correctly,image issues,conflict in their love lives etc.As unfortunate for said character,it is great for making a story,as conflict is what shaped and motivates things.

Anyhow back to my point.

Creating a trans character mtf or ftm and then calling them a dickgirl or a cuntboy is just odd to me.if you are doing it for fetishes sake fine,but bothering to say they are trans is somewhat silly.A transgendered person is not defined by their genitalia,they are trying to make the transition to the body they feel they belong in.An ftm is not a cuntboy, an ftm is a MAN.likewise for mtf.
Drawing attention to the genitals like that goes against the grain of trans IMO.If this is someone trying to be a man or woman even pre or post SRS then why would they bother making a distinction that says nothing about them as a person, correct me if I am wrong, but part of being trans is being properly recognized.

Also seriously,it sounds retarded.It makes about as much sense to call a transgendered person a cuntboy or a dickgirl as it would to call a cysgendered person a vaginagirl or a penisman. :/



you can commence pelting me with rotten fruit now

wile I am still putting most commission offers on hold atm to thin my que

I will more than gladly do up something along the lines of a pinup or somesuch
for some of the new transformers that are coming out now, the Reveal the Sheild line
if you are game, there are a bunch that I want badly, and will be sure to edit the list if I manage to find them forst, or is someon takes me up on this, I figure I'll do something up for at least $20 dollars worth, as far as shippig goes,save yourself some space and ditch the box if you need to, I just want to toy, and perhaps the instructions
anyhow, the toys

REVEAL THE SHEILD

VOYAGER
lugnut (me love you long time for this guy)
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....gnut/2283/1/0/

DELUXE
prime
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....e-g2/2279/1/0/
Wreck-Gar
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....-gar/2281/1/0/

SCOUT
windcharger
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....rger/2322/1/0/
rumble/frenzy
no pics, dorry

LEGENDS
megs<3<3<3
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....tron/2317/1/0/
prime
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....rime/2318/1/0/
bumblebee
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....ebee/2313/1/0/
starscream
http://www.seibertron.com/transform.....ream/2316/1/0/

also if it helps here is a list of sightings within the US for these
http://www.seibertron.com/sightings.....-the-shield142

you will no longer be able to sign into youtube without a google account




are you fucking shitting me

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i am endlessly amused by everything in this

I get people asking here and there about the world in wich the ceranids live, and i never really bother to explain it so here is some stuff about them XD




the universe that the ceranids live in could contain humans, idk XD. they were discovered by the IGU(intergalactic union) on the fringes of their explored territory. after several samples were taken for scientific and social study, they were partially admitted in, though the discovery that they were a machinated race caused them a lot of issues with citizenship and possibly even the loss of their rights as a people and to both their planet and their lives. despite the terrorist actions of a ceranid guerrilla faction. the appointed diplomats were able to establish themselves and retain the right to the preservation of Ceran.Currently the ceranids have been expanding their reach amongst the stars as new citizens of the Union.As a highly adaptable race, they have been able to prosper on many planets and artificial colonies. as far as the culture goes, there are several cultures and subcultures existing within the race. The tribes and harems that have remained on Ceran and have kept to their natural traditions is still very tribal and primal,relying on a hunter gatherer lifestyle.The Sons of Hyrall,remains of the terrorist faction still exist in some manner, and tend to fight for traditionalism and the protection of the race even now, as Cerani still do not hold as many rights as some races.Though their actions are viewed as an impediment to the progressions of
the Cerani as a people.the Dolphares colony is an artificial satellite built to orbit Ceran and is primarily manned by Ceranids seeking to establish a new order and culture for the race within the union, and have been modifying their culture to be better suited to reach out to the rest of the universe.lastly there are the many ceranids who have spread out from the initial exodus and have
Blended in with their societies and are culturally no different than their environments and will seem just like anybody else

i have an ew computer now, and it is loads better, plus i can pretty much do my thing anywhere, almost tottaly set up, though the one usb port is an issue, as I tend to use both my mouse and my tablet when i work, plus, i preffer to keep my work files on my external. SO, i'll try to get some stff done, but don' expect too much till i get my hands on a usb hub, plus i need to get used to this setup, I am a dinosaur, and windows 7 has me just as lost as mac setups tend to

if you guys are cool with stuff like sketch commissions again for a bit so am i, as i can get by for the most part doing monotone stuff without a mouse, though scrolling is a pain in my ass
i'll let you guys know soon egnough

too late i already did it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo

give me your battlenet accounts please

I need to find more people to play with
especially after discovering zerg hunter ,satrjewled, and a bunch of other games
plus need people to play one unit games with

SSSSSSSSSSSSTYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEE



https://youtu.be/339ixMtHrVk



SSSSSSSSSSSSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE

while I plan on picking off the last of my owwed commissions over the next two weeks, I would also like to take on a few micro vore commissions as well.as I still need to boulster my funds to get a new computer
$50 two chr "flat" colors
example here
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5095227/

also, if you are lacking in the pred dept there, both Nephae and ahiuzotl will be available in all their toothy glory
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3982313/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4378564
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1990781/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5079482/ (not nephae,but the same species)

. or if you like,just say the word and I will pull yet another mostrosity out of the armpit of my mind to do the deed for you.

also, I am concidering offering reff sheets to those interested
would be in the ballpark of 80-100 depending on the complexity of the chr and the markings,and would entail a flat colored front and back shot, along with illustrations
for details such as eyes,dentition, genitalia if desired, and perhaps a few other details if the situation calls for it
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4378564

my tag on there is jadespade
and my battlenet email is darkheartsclub[at]yahoo.com

hoping to find people for derping around starcraft2
possibly for fundaymondaying
http://blip.tv/file/4210235

and keep in mind i am not good at this game hurr hurr hurrr

is offering sore really awesome art for a price i do not agree with
seriously, way too low. if you have any sense, and ten dollars, you will go bog her down with orders and make her seriously regret her decision to be so generous O_O
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2008974/

it is really sad looking at my gallery, how many timesi draw heads turned to the right
ATTHE SAME GODDAMN ANGLE

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2020826/


yes i am a whore too

http://www.livestream.com/darkheartsclub

five dollar minimum the more you pay the more gets done
ten dollar mark gets inks
twenty dollar mark gets flat color
i'll try to be fairto what you pay as to the level of detail and such

no pedo,scat or watersports please
gore vore and shit like that is all good
any rating is fine

just running this by you guys, would be a ten dollar minimum,and minor restrictions on what I will and will not draw, but would pretty much be a whatevs thing. granted the more you pay, the more I will doo of course.

I need to boulster my savings to make sure I can get a new computer as soon as possible

http://www.livestream.com/darkheartsclub

headshots $10
busts $15
full body $20

simple full body $10
color on anything is 5-10 depending on complexity

i'm sure we all know at leas tone person that you can embody or represent with a simple design or an item. I know a lot of people who i associate certain objects with
be it due to related interests or a symbolic nature,these people are marked to me by a certain sigil of sorts

I have a few of my own, the darkheart being the biggest,also just hears, the evil eye, or
a green spade


so my question to you is,
A do you know any people you relate to simple objects or symbols
B do you yourself have something you symbolize yourself with?
and hurp derp I like attention, what symbols or objects do you relate to me?

The first 10 people who comment on this journal will be featured here, along with three deviations/pieces/artworks chosen from their gallery by myself.

If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.

ok, not enforcing that pimp me part of the meme, also you do not get featured if you did not draw it

1
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3092581/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2059058/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1605619/
2
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4604853/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3426093/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3669466/
3
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5019610/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4968835/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4945919/
4
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4331003/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4212113/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4903330/
5
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4836968/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4140343/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4140919/
6
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4706390/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4834728/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4759517/
7
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4816345/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/5068316/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/4994501/
8
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1960504
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/4003602/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2543622
9
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4716828/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4806298/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3935477/
10(this one was p hard to pick X_X)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1367866/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4973933/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3714030/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4774429/ (haha yes fuck you 4)
RUDE IS A FAGGOT BONUS HOUR

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3887112/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3974832/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3497691/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4912265
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4500651/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/902439/

that there is no good way to responsibly set up a furry site or furry convention sex offenders register,without rampant harassment and trolling of the guilty.it would just be nice to make them as avoidable as possible for the sake of any future victims

though i can easily see way to many manner for that to be abused or backfire, so oh well
just try to keep informed folks