Got this from  Noirtheater


1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.



How are you feeling today?
"Last Resort", by Richard Cheese. (sounds about right)

Will you get far in life?
"Christmas in Prison", by John Prince (better be careful who opens my package)

How do your friends see you?
"Dizzy Miss Lizzy", by The Beatles (just ask them and they'll agree)

Will you get married?
"The Look Of Love", by ABC

What is your best friend's theme song?
"Fever" by the Aerosmith

What is the story of your life?
"It’s a Hard Life" by Queen (true for most people at times)

What was high school like?
"It’s a Disaster", by OK GO (senior year was good, but true for the rest)

How can you get ahead in life?
"Thank You" by HMFDM (people don't say it enough)

What is the best thing about your friends?
"Du riechst so gut" (You smell so good) by Rammstein (mmmm smell good)

What is in store for this weekend?
"Overture:The Trolly Song, Over the Rainbow, The Man That Got Away", by Judy Garland from the first track on the “Judy at Carnegie Hall” album (looks like I’m going to have a busy week)

To describe your grandparents?
"Race" by Prince (my grandmother is always on the move)

How is your life going?
"It’s a Rocking World", by South Park: Chef Aid (wee!)

What song will they play at your funeral?
"Don’t Die Before I Do", by Rammstein (a little late for that don't you think?)

How does the world see you?
"Monster Mash", by Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Will you have a happy life?
"Impressive Instant", by Barry Madonna

What do your friends really think of you?
"Three is a Magic Number", by Schoolhouse Rock

Do people secretly lust after you?
"Your Mother Should Know", by The Beatles (even my Zune is a smartass)

How can I make myself happy?
"Waitin’ For the Bus" by ZZ Top (It’s a ZEN thing)

What should you do with your life?
"Super Hero", by Stephen Lynch

Will you ever have children?
"Stuck to DeTeste ", by El Caco (I guess they’re in there and they ain’t coming out)

Got this from  lunarwolf

Since it is a music-related meme an some have been really funny I finally did it too...

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.



1) Oh God IN MY PANTS (Annie Lennox)
2) I think My Begal's Gay IN MY PANTS (Da Yoopers)
3) What Can I Do For You IN MY PANTS (Sheryl Crow)
4) It's So Hard IN MY PANTS (ZZ Top)
5) My Favorite Plum IN MY PANTS (Suzanne Vega)
6) Another Woman's Dream IN MY PANTS (Eddie Brickell)
7) Love Gravy IN MY PANTS (South Park)
8) C C C Cinnamon Lips IN MY PANTS (OK GO)
9) No One is Alone IN MY PANTS (Into the Woods soundtrack)
10) Sinner Man IN MY PANTS (Nina Simone)
11) I am Yours IN MY PANTS (Tracy Chapman)
12) I Love to See you Smile IN MY PANTS (Simpsons Sing the Blues)
13) What Would I Do Without You In MY PANTS (Ray Charles)
14) Absolutely Fabulous IN MY PANTS (Pet Shop Boys)
15) I want it All IN MY PANTS (Queen)

Stole this from

Pick the first Letter of Your first Name

A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."