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Posted 8 years agoBlast from the past!!!!
Shit this account is old and unused...
Still getting faves on that sprite edit from Brutal... WTF X3 So old.
P.S. Yeah, I got another account X3
Shit this account is old and unused...
Still getting faves on that sprite edit from Brutal... WTF X3 So old.
P.S. Yeah, I got another account X3
Pimping
Posted 13 years agoSo, great artist that's been showing up on FA lately is having a celebratory contest/raffle/what-have-you for a few free spots of work. This will be open to anyone, new or old that's watching their account and you too can join in on the fun and the chance at some amazing art.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3544339/
Just check right here for details.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3544339/
Just check right here for details.
Spoon!
Posted 13 years agoLong time
Posted 14 years agoDamn I wish I could feel like drawing again.
The Vulpix Meme... wait, no? Then...?
Posted 15 years ago==INCOMING CYNICISM AND INAPPROPRIATE HUMOR==Okay, about this Vulva meme that's going on...
1. I find it amusing and that the first hit I find about it is a complaint post in the FA forums by someone who labels themselves as 'transgender'. Making no personal judgement of my own since they actually make their point clearly and without any sort of unnecessary aggressiveness or flaming... I'm still sitting here wondering how long till there's this whole little flame war about "Vagina Envy" or something of that nature."
2. I'm waiting for a huge "Philosophical" Discussion about whether or not an surgically inverted penis can in fact be used for the "Vulva Meme". ... I should get some popcorn for this one.
3. Fucking Furries...
4. The whole "Liberating" bit or the argument that this is some sort of public service announcement about the fact that not all vagina are smooth lil' gaps? DUH, there're as many look to meat curtains as there are names for axe wounds. I don't care really that you wanna post your little flower all over the internet and that somehow tracing it makes you feel better than just showing everyone a picture of your twat, but if you're gonna give me some free porn at least dress it up a little huh?
5. Y'know what? Forget that last statement, I'm pretty sure that the bad is going to outweigh [HA!!!] the good in this situation.
6. If you were offended, read the bold fucking shit at the top. I don't care to be nice when I'm ranting and throwing in some humor to lighten up the mood on a stupid subject anyhow ;b.
7. You can't say Cunt in Canada, but you might be able to post your traced over Vagina on FA at the moment.
8. Seriously, you couldn't even put some effort into dressing it up in an actual furry picture like the real body meme? I mean come on... and hell, who's to say these are even traced anymore. Maybe someone just threw it into photoshop, and just did "Oooh pretty colors" with it, made it look papery, and wham... [see beginning about 'seriously, a little effort here?']
Me & UB
Posted 15 years agoSo, I went and looked up my name on Urban Dictionary after seeing a Fuck My Life about the same thing... Today, I am pleasantly amused.
1. Dennis 681 up, 168 down
buy dennis mugs, tshirts and magnets
An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.
1. Hey man! What are you doing?
Tryin' to fix this damn lawn mower. I need to be a Dennis to figure this out.
smart resourceful wild crazy strategic
by CC-1162 Mar 25, 2007
2. Dennis 606 up, 162 down
buy dennis mugs, tshirts and magnets
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he's someone you can count on. He doesn't know how special of a guy he is. He's like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold winter's night. He's the sexiest, handsomest most gorgeous guy! Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life, I know I am, I'm thankful for him everyday. He's stubborn sometimes, but everyone is. He's the perfect guy to have in your life. Any girl is lucky to be able to call him hers...I love you Dennis!
What an amazing guy, I love him! He's such a Dennis!
dennis amazing gorgeous sweet charming
by RES The knowing Nov 14, 2008
3. dennis 615 up, 389 down
buy dennis mugs, tshirts and magnets
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..
I also Suddenly have the urge now to see a comic with "Denis" As a sound Effect X3. Seriously, WTF Urban Dictionary!
1. Dennis 681 up, 168 down
buy dennis mugs, tshirts and magnets
An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.
1. Hey man! What are you doing?
Tryin' to fix this damn lawn mower. I need to be a Dennis to figure this out.
smart resourceful wild crazy strategic
by CC-1162 Mar 25, 2007
2. Dennis 606 up, 162 down
buy dennis mugs, tshirts and magnets
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he's someone you can count on. He doesn't know how special of a guy he is. He's like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold winter's night. He's the sexiest, handsomest most gorgeous guy! Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life, I know I am, I'm thankful for him everyday. He's stubborn sometimes, but everyone is. He's the perfect guy to have in your life. Any girl is lucky to be able to call him hers...I love you Dennis!
What an amazing guy, I love him! He's such a Dennis!
dennis amazing gorgeous sweet charming
by RES The knowing Nov 14, 2008
3. dennis 615 up, 389 down
buy dennis mugs, tshirts and magnets
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..
I also Suddenly have the urge now to see a comic with "Denis" As a sound Effect X3. Seriously, WTF Urban Dictionary!
Thinking over the years.
Posted 15 years agoI suddenly realize...
The people I once thought of as kids are no longer kids <_<!
This is one of those holy shit I'm getting old moments in a persons' life I suppose. I mean, growing up, is its own thing and all but when you realize that the kids you know as babies are suddenly grown up it's kinda... *Pops his fists open like a little explosion* WOW~~~ Especially when you think about the ones you knew as 'kids' when they were like... tweens and now suddenly they're graduating, getting married, shit like that and you're like... woah.
Man I'm feeling old... especially considering that I logged in and saw that I haven't put up any new art in 2 years. Which is about how long it's been since I done anything I was satisifed with.... yeesh. Time sure flies sometimes....
The people I once thought of as kids are no longer kids <_<!
This is one of those holy shit I'm getting old moments in a persons' life I suppose. I mean, growing up, is its own thing and all but when you realize that the kids you know as babies are suddenly grown up it's kinda... *Pops his fists open like a little explosion* WOW~~~ Especially when you think about the ones you knew as 'kids' when they were like... tweens and now suddenly they're graduating, getting married, shit like that and you're like... woah.
Man I'm feeling old... especially considering that I logged in and saw that I haven't put up any new art in 2 years. Which is about how long it's been since I done anything I was satisifed with.... yeesh. Time sure flies sometimes....
Deleted
Posted 16 years agoY'know, going through my list of Favorite I see large... LARGE chunks of "Deleted by the poster" blocks which can not be unfavorited from my favorites. WHAT THE HELL!
Is this just some strange reaction with the programming or is there LITERALLY something in the FA programming that's designed to specifically tell me that something I had in my favorites no longer exists as some permant reminder that people who post on here either have issues or they have issues?
Because, let's face it, most deletions are usually NOT about updating an old pic or well, anything that might make sense. most of the deletions that I've seen are about people who suddenly have some great epiphany about how their moral integrity is being destroyed, they get pissed off at the low rate of favorites and comments and general art-whoring that they get, or they want to make a new account under a new name because so and so is ruining their good name or they just want to be on the fucking front page again.
Of course, I'd hardly have a complaint if it just automatically removed these things from my favorites list as though they never existed or just LET me do that XD.
Is this just some strange reaction with the programming or is there LITERALLY something in the FA programming that's designed to specifically tell me that something I had in my favorites no longer exists as some permant reminder that people who post on here either have issues or they have issues?
Because, let's face it, most deletions are usually NOT about updating an old pic or well, anything that might make sense. most of the deletions that I've seen are about people who suddenly have some great epiphany about how their moral integrity is being destroyed, they get pissed off at the low rate of favorites and comments and general art-whoring that they get, or they want to make a new account under a new name because so and so is ruining their good name or they just want to be on the fucking front page again.
Of course, I'd hardly have a complaint if it just automatically removed these things from my favorites list as though they never existed or just LET me do that XD.
Why the fuck not
Posted 17 years agoYour character's species: Firefox (3/4 red panda, 1/4 fox)
If your fursona/avatar was:
a general airborne species: Scarlet Macaw
a general aquatic species: Monk Seal
a general invertebrate: Dragonfly
an amphibian: Red backed salamander
a bird: Scarlet Macaw
a canine: Maned wolf
a caniform carnivore (excluding canines): Tanuki
a dinosaur: Ankylodon
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): Linsang
a feline: Clouded Leopard
an insect/arachnid: If not a Dragonfly a millipede
a marsupial: Ring-tailed Rock Wallaby
a microoganism: Ameoba
a mythical species: Basilisk [6-legged draconic type]
a primate: Ringtailed Lemur
a reptile: Ornate Day Gecko
a rodent or lagomorph: Sumatran rabbit
an ungulate: Okapi
a mammal in a group not listed above: Otter
- Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.
I think I'll give it a shot.
If your fursona/avatar was:
a general airborne species: Scarlet Macaw
a general aquatic species: Monk Seal
a general invertebrate: Dragonfly
an amphibian: Red backed salamander
a bird: Scarlet Macaw
a canine: Maned wolf
a caniform carnivore (excluding canines): Tanuki
a dinosaur: Ankylodon
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): Linsang
a feline: Clouded Leopard
an insect/arachnid: If not a Dragonfly a millipede
a marsupial: Ring-tailed Rock Wallaby
a microoganism: Ameoba
a mythical species: Basilisk [6-legged draconic type]
a primate: Ringtailed Lemur
a reptile: Ornate Day Gecko
a rodent or lagomorph: Sumatran rabbit
an ungulate: Okapi
a mammal in a group not listed above: Otter
- Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.
I think I'll give it a shot.
Fantastically Fictional Facts
Posted 18 years agoNow then, I've been thinking lately on the general lack of women/single women, in the fandom. Sure, there're plenty out there... but most of the time just not enough.
So... what's the reason for this I have to wonder? Well, I think I came upon a small realization that helps it all make sense! Strippers!
You see, by nature a furry has to be broken in some sort of mental manner to actually associate themselves as a furry. I mean, what kind of normal person would get such sheer pleasure out of staring at anthropomorophic characters? Sure you can just watch a cartoon, even a cartoon about animal people, but there's that extra little touched in the head that means you obsess about it! And thus, you're a furry.
So Congratulations my little friend, you're just a hop skip and a leap, a mere stone's throw, away from being classifiably insane. Some, in fact, have even gone that extra distance but STILL saunter about within the fandom. These people get more TV time. [Thank you MTV!]
But, where do strippers have their role in this you may ask. STFU! I'm getting there.
You see, strippers too are broken in some manner. Perhaps daddy didn't love them, or mommy never paid any attention to them, or maybe they just got raped or some other thing that makes them want to use their bodies to earn a living while preserving that little ounce of soul that keeps them from being complete whores. Well, anyhow, suffice to say when you have two competeing paths in life as which to go and one happens to pay better than the other... how many women are gonna take their tops off and get thrown large sums of money versus paying large sums of money to wear the equivalent of a bodysuit of shag carpeting?
It's not exactly like there are any prominently furry themed strip joints out there you know... though, if there were... WATCH THOSE WOMEN'S NUMBERS RISE!
So, if this's the case... why are there any women in the furry fandom at all? Why aren't there just strippers? D'uh... looks. Not every girl out there can be a stripper you know. And, okay, okay, okay... it isn't just looks... I mean, sometimes we get them before they can strip for a living. I mean, might as well pick up those little 14, 15 + year old cam whore girls while we can and show them that being naked isn't just about getting old, deprived men to rub one off in their honor. It's also about wearing a pair of cat ears so that those old men can go "murr" while they rub one off in your honor, violating themselves with a ceremonial butt-plug tail. [Enjoy THAT mental image y'all]
But, no, back to the original point... Ugly people... For lack of a damn about finding a better term, the women who are too unshapely, unsightly, or just unappealing enough to be strippers. Some of them can't help it mind you. I mean, there aren't just the fatty fatty fat fats. Some of them have that ugly thin, ungainly mop of withered hair, some of them just don't like bathing, others are just too flat chested and daddy couldn't afford a new set of larger boobs for their birthday. Who knows. But wit all the women out there in the fandom mostly looking like a lego charact, something out of Megablocks, or jaba the hut, it's no surprise that a lot of the guys have just resorted to turning themselves into women, or even convincing other guys to turn themselves into women. [If you really loved me, you'd have a vagina]
So, recruit young my good men! Recruit Young! Go out there, find the vulnerable young girls with broken hearts and wounded worlds. Find them before they become the strippers of tommorrow and show them that the furrydom, though it can't offer them as lucrative a stay, will at least keep them around long after their breasts start to sag, years after cellulite ruins their thighs, and perhaps for eternity. Hell, if somewhere along the way they decide they should have been born with a penis... THERE'RE MEN HERE WHO LIKE THAT TOO! Plus Lesbians!
So... what's the reason for this I have to wonder? Well, I think I came upon a small realization that helps it all make sense! Strippers!
You see, by nature a furry has to be broken in some sort of mental manner to actually associate themselves as a furry. I mean, what kind of normal person would get such sheer pleasure out of staring at anthropomorophic characters? Sure you can just watch a cartoon, even a cartoon about animal people, but there's that extra little touched in the head that means you obsess about it! And thus, you're a furry.
So Congratulations my little friend, you're just a hop skip and a leap, a mere stone's throw, away from being classifiably insane. Some, in fact, have even gone that extra distance but STILL saunter about within the fandom. These people get more TV time. [Thank you MTV!]
But, where do strippers have their role in this you may ask. STFU! I'm getting there.
You see, strippers too are broken in some manner. Perhaps daddy didn't love them, or mommy never paid any attention to them, or maybe they just got raped or some other thing that makes them want to use their bodies to earn a living while preserving that little ounce of soul that keeps them from being complete whores. Well, anyhow, suffice to say when you have two competeing paths in life as which to go and one happens to pay better than the other... how many women are gonna take their tops off and get thrown large sums of money versus paying large sums of money to wear the equivalent of a bodysuit of shag carpeting?
It's not exactly like there are any prominently furry themed strip joints out there you know... though, if there were... WATCH THOSE WOMEN'S NUMBERS RISE!
So, if this's the case... why are there any women in the furry fandom at all? Why aren't there just strippers? D'uh... looks. Not every girl out there can be a stripper you know. And, okay, okay, okay... it isn't just looks... I mean, sometimes we get them before they can strip for a living. I mean, might as well pick up those little 14, 15 + year old cam whore girls while we can and show them that being naked isn't just about getting old, deprived men to rub one off in their honor. It's also about wearing a pair of cat ears so that those old men can go "murr" while they rub one off in your honor, violating themselves with a ceremonial butt-plug tail. [Enjoy THAT mental image y'all]
But, no, back to the original point... Ugly people... For lack of a damn about finding a better term, the women who are too unshapely, unsightly, or just unappealing enough to be strippers. Some of them can't help it mind you. I mean, there aren't just the fatty fatty fat fats. Some of them have that ugly thin, ungainly mop of withered hair, some of them just don't like bathing, others are just too flat chested and daddy couldn't afford a new set of larger boobs for their birthday. Who knows. But wit all the women out there in the fandom mostly looking like a lego charact, something out of Megablocks, or jaba the hut, it's no surprise that a lot of the guys have just resorted to turning themselves into women, or even convincing other guys to turn themselves into women. [If you really loved me, you'd have a vagina]
So, recruit young my good men! Recruit Young! Go out there, find the vulnerable young girls with broken hearts and wounded worlds. Find them before they become the strippers of tommorrow and show them that the furrydom, though it can't offer them as lucrative a stay, will at least keep them around long after their breasts start to sag, years after cellulite ruins their thighs, and perhaps for eternity. Hell, if somewhere along the way they decide they should have been born with a penis... THERE'RE MEN HERE WHO LIKE THAT TOO! Plus Lesbians!
/B/tards and such
Posted 18 years ago<_< I just saw one of my Foxy Roxy pics and my "Brutal YES" sprite edit on Fchan.
... ...
I don't know wether to feel happy, accomplished, or sad that I've no longer got any sort of claim to a soul.
... ...
I don't know wether to feel happy, accomplished, or sad that I've no longer got any sort of claim to a soul.
I think I need a hug now
Posted 18 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/197311/
You will need tissues or a heart of fucking ice and stone!
You will need tissues or a heart of fucking ice and stone!
Yes, yes, I'm a pervert...
Posted 18 years agoOkay, so, as far as lewdness goes I love staring at some of the wonderful lolita, goth, maid outfits and fukus that come out of japan... Well... anyhow...
I think I just saw an outfit that's made my heart skip a beat and go... Yummy...
http://www.bodyline.co.jp/gothic/im...../gothic650.jpg
The high collar, the slick look of the fabric, the eye-drawing line of the ruffles that highlight the outermost point of its wearer's chest. Lines of lace and white that center one's attention to all the right places. Grommets and ribbons with the thick drawn back cuffs of the sleeves, the buckles and straps that bind the legs together and keep the lower half from being full of negative space drawing as much focus as a skirt would. Then, then, the diamond lacing on the very back of the top that beckons you to stare at the wearer's ass...
It's.... so.... BEAUTIFUL!
http://www.bodyline.co.jp/ That's the main site for those interested.. and let me just say... Dear GOD... it brings tears of joy... FUCKING JOY to my eyes to stare at some of these outfits. [Joy and a little bit of perversion] (Ecchi) [Eros!] (Hentai!) [Lech!] ... ... T_T
I think I just saw an outfit that's made my heart skip a beat and go... Yummy...
http://www.bodyline.co.jp/gothic/im...../gothic650.jpg
The high collar, the slick look of the fabric, the eye-drawing line of the ruffles that highlight the outermost point of its wearer's chest. Lines of lace and white that center one's attention to all the right places. Grommets and ribbons with the thick drawn back cuffs of the sleeves, the buckles and straps that bind the legs together and keep the lower half from being full of negative space drawing as much focus as a skirt would. Then, then, the diamond lacing on the very back of the top that beckons you to stare at the wearer's ass...
It's.... so.... BEAUTIFUL!
http://www.bodyline.co.jp/ That's the main site for those interested.. and let me just say... Dear GOD... it brings tears of joy... FUCKING JOY to my eyes to stare at some of these outfits. [Joy and a little bit of perversion] (Ecchi) [Eros!] (Hentai!) [Lech!] ... ... T_T
Origins
Posted 18 years agoThis explains so much about the fandom in general....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtg_.....ed&search=
Because THAT is the kinda stuff that alotta us were raised on! [AUGH!] (Mein Gott!)
I love how they couldn't move AT ALL after the excercise machines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtg_.....ed&search=
Because THAT is the kinda stuff that alotta us were raised on! [AUGH!] (Mein Gott!)
I love how they couldn't move AT ALL after the excercise machines.
Your House
Posted 18 years agoRULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
"Of All the Gin Joints in All the World" Fallout Boy
[You had to come into mine.]
How would you describe yourself?
"M1A1" Gorillaz
[How fitting it starts with quotes from Dawn of the Dead]
What do you like in a guy/girl?
"Every Little Thing she Does is Magic" Ra
[... Wow, that was... coincidental.]
How do you feel today?
"Strange & Beautiful" Aqualung
[less beautiful, more strange]
What is your life's purpose?
"Die Another Day" Madonna
(James Bond life, hells yes I rock)
What is your motto?
"Why Does This Always Happen to Me" Weird Al Yankovich
[<_< Huh, well... yeah... Emo with a touch of sarcasm]
What do your friends think of you?
"The Promise" Within Temptation
[*shrugs* Doesn't seem to fare well]
What do you think of your parents?
"My Friends" The Charms
[Not so much]
What do you think about very often?
"Another Round" Foo Fighters
[Can you go another round?]
What is 2 + 2?
"Liar" Emilie Autumn
[What heresy is this!]
What do you think of your best friend?
"Stay With Me" Finch
[also Fitting]
What do you think of the person you like?
"Evil (Is Going on)" Howlin' Ron Wolf
[I find it disturbing that this song, title and genre [the blues] came up]
What is your life story?
"There She Goes" Sixpence None the Richer
[Good Grief, it's the Cute red-headed girl.]
What do you want to be when you grow up?
"The Red Carpet Grave" Marilyn Manson
[I can't turn my back on you... huh]
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"The Unknown" Melinda Gareh
[again, fitting.]
What will you dance to at your wedding?
"The Funeral of Hearts" H.I.M.
[These couple tracks don't look good for me]
What will they play at your funeral?
"Wild World" Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
[Baby I'm leavin']
What is your hobby/interest?
"And Love Said No" H.I.M.
[WTF! This wasn't even a coupley question!]
What is your biggest fear?
"Vanishing" A Perfect Circle
[Yeah, actually...]
What is your biggest secret?
"My Last Breath" Evanesence
[... I guess I'm keeping it]
What do you think of your friends?
"The Missing Frame" AFI
[0_o Generally bad luck for me this meme]
What will you post this as?
"Your House" Jimmy Eat World
[You rip my heart right out.]
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
"Of All the Gin Joints in All the World" Fallout Boy
[You had to come into mine.]
How would you describe yourself?
"M1A1" Gorillaz
[How fitting it starts with quotes from Dawn of the Dead]
What do you like in a guy/girl?
"Every Little Thing she Does is Magic" Ra
[... Wow, that was... coincidental.]
How do you feel today?
"Strange & Beautiful" Aqualung
[less beautiful, more strange]
What is your life's purpose?
"Die Another Day" Madonna
(James Bond life, hells yes I rock)
What is your motto?
"Why Does This Always Happen to Me" Weird Al Yankovich
[<_< Huh, well... yeah... Emo with a touch of sarcasm]
What do your friends think of you?
"The Promise" Within Temptation
[*shrugs* Doesn't seem to fare well]
What do you think of your parents?
"My Friends" The Charms
[Not so much]
What do you think about very often?
"Another Round" Foo Fighters
[Can you go another round?]
What is 2 + 2?
"Liar" Emilie Autumn
[What heresy is this!]
What do you think of your best friend?
"Stay With Me" Finch
[also Fitting]
What do you think of the person you like?
"Evil (Is Going on)" Howlin' Ron Wolf
[I find it disturbing that this song, title and genre [the blues] came up]
What is your life story?
"There She Goes" Sixpence None the Richer
[Good Grief, it's the Cute red-headed girl.]
What do you want to be when you grow up?
"The Red Carpet Grave" Marilyn Manson
[I can't turn my back on you... huh]
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"The Unknown" Melinda Gareh
[again, fitting.]
What will you dance to at your wedding?
"The Funeral of Hearts" H.I.M.
[These couple tracks don't look good for me]
What will they play at your funeral?
"Wild World" Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
[Baby I'm leavin']
What is your hobby/interest?
"And Love Said No" H.I.M.
[WTF! This wasn't even a coupley question!]
What is your biggest fear?
"Vanishing" A Perfect Circle
[Yeah, actually...]
What is your biggest secret?
"My Last Breath" Evanesence
[... I guess I'm keeping it]
What do you think of your friends?
"The Missing Frame" AFI
[0_o Generally bad luck for me this meme]
What will you post this as?
"Your House" Jimmy Eat World
[You rip my heart right out.]
The Many beasts
Posted 18 years agoTwo arms, two legs, two ears, two eyes.
Toes and fingers ten at a time.
And just one heart,
These all are mine.
Is that enough?
Is that too little?
The many beasts say so
They want more they yearn to add
Add on to the set they had.
More to add onto their own
And suddenly I feel alone
Alone because the many beasts
and all the extras that they seek
Their heart is left on its own
Their mind is not left out of sync
They make a perfect set with more
they're suddenly distinct.
One man can do so little now
but two can do much more
and yet for all their pleasures
it's the many beasts that I abore
Their absolute duality
that they come in matching sets
I envy, hate, disgust, and loath
but now I must digress
The happiness of many beasts
I should not really deny
So constantly I wonder now
why wrath I do apply
They are no different now than then
The time when they were one
So many beasts I ask just this
while you enjoy your life
please think of like times before
this little thing I do implore
for loneliness I cannot bare,
betrayal even less
and though I know the reason
does not mean I'll pass the test
Toes and fingers ten at a time.
And just one heart,
These all are mine.
Is that enough?
Is that too little?
The many beasts say so
They want more they yearn to add
Add on to the set they had.
More to add onto their own
And suddenly I feel alone
Alone because the many beasts
and all the extras that they seek
Their heart is left on its own
Their mind is not left out of sync
They make a perfect set with more
they're suddenly distinct.
One man can do so little now
but two can do much more
and yet for all their pleasures
it's the many beasts that I abore
Their absolute duality
that they come in matching sets
I envy, hate, disgust, and loath
but now I must digress
The happiness of many beasts
I should not really deny
So constantly I wonder now
why wrath I do apply
They are no different now than then
The time when they were one
So many beasts I ask just this
while you enjoy your life
please think of like times before
this little thing I do implore
for loneliness I cannot bare,
betrayal even less
and though I know the reason
does not mean I'll pass the test
Hyper Activities
Posted 18 years agoI'm wondering just how long I'll last
speaking out in a rhyming blast.
I know I've done this in the past
but my caffeine's running out quite fast.
Hast thou honor, join the crime
Join along and waste some time
See how long you keep up rhyme
Just where should we draw the line?
Chime and sing and join along
It's nothing complex as a song.
It's not that hard, you can't go wrong
Especially if your words are strong.
Long enough, I'll keep my measure
Typing this out at my leisure
But you know, I think I'll treasure
For it gives me constant pleasure.
Pressure building, nearly done
At least the time I spent was fun
And with the dawning of the sun
Although I know that I should run
Continuing at a later date
don't be anxious, just you wait
I know some day it will be fate
that to poetry I will capitulate
Hate me not for what I do
It curses me as much as you
Please believe me that it's true
I simply have to see this through
Rue the day but hate me not
It's not so bad I should be shot
Speaking in such foolish rot
You'd think I do this quite a lot
Naughty trickery of the tongue
My own demise it what was brung
upon the ending there was hung
the eulogy that to me was sung.
Orange.
speaking out in a rhyming blast.
I know I've done this in the past
but my caffeine's running out quite fast.
Hast thou honor, join the crime
Join along and waste some time
See how long you keep up rhyme
Just where should we draw the line?
Chime and sing and join along
It's nothing complex as a song.
It's not that hard, you can't go wrong
Especially if your words are strong.
Long enough, I'll keep my measure
Typing this out at my leisure
But you know, I think I'll treasure
For it gives me constant pleasure.
Pressure building, nearly done
At least the time I spent was fun
And with the dawning of the sun
Although I know that I should run
Continuing at a later date
don't be anxious, just you wait
I know some day it will be fate
that to poetry I will capitulate
Hate me not for what I do
It curses me as much as you
Please believe me that it's true
I simply have to see this through
Rue the day but hate me not
It's not so bad I should be shot
Speaking in such foolish rot
You'd think I do this quite a lot
Naughty trickery of the tongue
My own demise it what was brung
upon the ending there was hung
the eulogy that to me was sung.
Orange.
My Bar tab is surprisingly high [$2310]
Posted 18 years agoI have quite an exciting life ^^
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
Insomniyawnn
Posted 18 years agoSo, anyhow, I haven't done much today at the moment but y'know work as usual and all that... right... so, right, anyhow, I'm off to bed at the moment... [not much of a post] {Not another filler} [Shout outs!]
Okay, okay... also, at some point I have to make a pic to explain just WHAT THE HELL I'm doing in these posts [You're not doing anything] {Dance puppet, dance!} 0_o... aww fuck... right... anyhow...
Shout outs...
TerriMartina She's just kinda awesome right now and has amused me in these last few moments [before sleep] {yeah, this isn't an emo death letter} [ /wrist ] {<_< don't you start.}
Also...
Mavuriku I Totally haven't forgotten the trade. [SRSLY] {SRSLY?} [RLY!] I'm just, as I forewarned, slow, and never done feral types... and I can't pass up red pandas even if you have other characters.
Uhm... also like, Uhm... I was at a RenFaire last weekend... I'll try n' post about it later to get rid of this, cause this is absolutely gonna date itself timewise and that would just SUCK to keep up [Yup] {Totally} [Rad] {bodacious} .... fuck, I'm going '80's... sleep now... Catch you guys on the flipside.
Okay, okay... also, at some point I have to make a pic to explain just WHAT THE HELL I'm doing in these posts [You're not doing anything] {Dance puppet, dance!} 0_o... aww fuck... right... anyhow...
Shout outs...
TerriMartina She's just kinda awesome right now and has amused me in these last few moments [before sleep] {yeah, this isn't an emo death letter} [ /wrist ] {<_< don't you start.}Also...
Mavuriku I Totally haven't forgotten the trade. [SRSLY] {SRSLY?} [RLY!] I'm just, as I forewarned, slow, and never done feral types... and I can't pass up red pandas even if you have other characters.Uhm... also like, Uhm... I was at a RenFaire last weekend... I'll try n' post about it later to get rid of this, cause this is absolutely gonna date itself timewise and that would just SUCK to keep up [Yup] {Totally} [Rad] {bodacious} .... fuck, I'm going '80's... sleep now... Catch you guys on the flipside.
Shout, shout, let it all out
Posted 18 years agoOkay, honestly... I find it odd that you can't reply to shouts on your userpage. It gets SO really trippy just reading half conversations so often. Bouncing back and forth from one page to another and hoping perhaps that in the time it took you to notice or even just be nosily interested by a shout that someone's page hasn't filled up with a deluge of others, running it off the page FOREVAR!!!
Okay, maybe I just say this cause I never really talk much here or do shouts too often... and, like, when I get some they stay on my page forever... I dunno. X3... It's just weird.
Okay, maybe I just say this cause I never really talk much here or do shouts too often... and, like, when I get some they stay on my page forever... I dunno. X3... It's just weird.
I don't fucking know
Posted 18 years agoFor some reason, I am reading things to myself in a bad mock accent... however, I don't know if it's bad English... or bad australian... ... I also don't know why actually...
FA
Posted 18 years agoHeehee, haxed XD. Kinda silly
One Con Down now for the next
Posted 18 years agoSo, Who's interested in Rooming at MFF?
Ninjas need not apply, unless you're a cool ninja who knows robots and zombies... especially robot zombies [we are borg] are the true enemy
Ninjas need not apply, unless you're a cool ninja who knows robots and zombies... especially robot zombies [we are borg] are the true enemy
HappyPanda
Posted 18 years agoOkay, like major NM on that last post!!!
The submissions were TOTALLY there, just not accounted for. So I got to see all the porn that was posted before. Yay.
The submissions were TOTALLY there, just not accounted for. So I got to see all the porn that was posted before. Yay.
Makes Me A ~Sad PANDA~
Posted 18 years agoSo, like, I just realized that my Mature filter was set to no show because of the way things Default when you're going through and clicking things without a password confirmation. So I'm like... realizing for one that this makes the whole "26S" and finding only like... 10 submissions pointed out thing so much more sensible... also... it means I've been missing out on porn! PORN DAMMIT!
Porn is LIFE! I'm asian, it's in my blood! Seriously, like... when I bleed on paper it automatically forms into hentai! Why do you think we created religiously justifiable suicide using such a bloody method as severing your belly and drawing your intestines out? [MURALS OF BLOOD PORN!]
Well damn... uh... if I watch you and you did porn... tell me? I dunno. Darn "Oooh, There's a dark Banner too?"
Porn is LIFE! I'm asian, it's in my blood! Seriously, like... when I bleed on paper it automatically forms into hentai! Why do you think we created religiously justifiable suicide using such a bloody method as severing your belly and drawing your intestines out? [MURALS OF BLOOD PORN!]
Well damn... uh... if I watch you and you did porn... tell me? I dunno. Darn "Oooh, There's a dark Banner too?"
