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Posted 15 years agoSeems 
poprockgrey here is having a few computer troubles and needs a fresh start! (and by that, i mean a new computermajig)
So she's doing $5 commissions to help her reach her goal!
And if you can't come up with the scratch just yet, she'll do ya a free sketch for pimpage!
Go here for more info, kaaayy? --> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1775534/ <--
poprockgrey here is having a few computer troubles and needs a fresh start! (and by that, i mean a new computermajig)So she's doing $5 commissions to help her reach her goal!
And if you can't come up with the scratch just yet, she'll do ya a free sketch for pimpage!
Go here for more info, kaaayy? --> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1775534/ <--
so my dad sold my car
Posted 15 years agowithout even telling me. >:C
I fall asleep thinking I'll be going to the mechanic with him, then maybe going to look at the Lexus my mom wants. Cool.
Buuuut, I just woke up to him calling me, asking if he had gotten everything out of the car. Wtf. I didn't even get to say goodbye. :< But, they apparently offered $8000 for it (which is WAY more than I'd ever thought we could get), and my parents couldn't pass it up. So I'm done with that cute little pain-in-the-ass, now I'll be driving my mom's Altima! Which is pretty bitchin'. I'm gonna be soooo spoiled with that car... I'll actually be looking forward to driving all the way down to Orlando next summer! :D
I fall asleep thinking I'll be going to the mechanic with him, then maybe going to look at the Lexus my mom wants. Cool.
Buuuut, I just woke up to him calling me, asking if he had gotten everything out of the car. Wtf. I didn't even get to say goodbye. :< But, they apparently offered $8000 for it (which is WAY more than I'd ever thought we could get), and my parents couldn't pass it up. So I'm done with that cute little pain-in-the-ass, now I'll be driving my mom's Altima! Which is pretty bitchin'. I'm gonna be soooo spoiled with that car... I'll actually be looking forward to driving all the way down to Orlando next summer! :D
STRANGERS! BLOWJOBS! FREE! ART! asjdkl;
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1768226/
Come join in on
twinfoxes' contest!
He's picking two lucky furs at random to star in a COMPLETELY FREE blowjob pic!
Just think, your character gets to suck on a total stranger, completely pixel-STD free! :D
Now ain't that just the sweetest thang y'all ever done seen? *sniffle*
Come join in on
twinfoxes' contest!He's picking two lucky furs at random to star in a COMPLETELY FREE blowjob pic!
Just think, your character gets to suck on a total stranger, completely pixel-STD free! :D
Now ain't that just the sweetest thang y'all ever done seen? *sniffle*
Hey, anthros with sheaths!
Posted 15 years agoHow do you piss?
:3
-love, Sam
:3
-love, Sam
permabanned
Posted 15 years agogetting back to normal
Posted 15 years agoSo I've decided to just let shit go for now.
He knows what he's done, and is trying to make sure it never happens again.
I'm just sorry it had to get this bad for him to realize how fucking moronic he is.
Not gonna go to the police, I don't think much could come from it.
Billy and I are just dropping that stupidity and chaos out of our lives; we don't need that kind of shit around.
We're looking at two-bedroom apartments, maybe a one-bedroom if money seems tight.
But that'll be a few months from now.
Went to work for the first time in almost a week last night. I couldn't drive too well.
I'm still really shaken up.
Also, I impulse-bought a hookah.
http://www.smoking-hookah.com/product/347001.asp
He knows what he's done, and is trying to make sure it never happens again.
I'm just sorry it had to get this bad for him to realize how fucking moronic he is.
Not gonna go to the police, I don't think much could come from it.
Billy and I are just dropping that stupidity and chaos out of our lives; we don't need that kind of shit around.
We're looking at two-bedroom apartments, maybe a one-bedroom if money seems tight.
But that'll be a few months from now.
Went to work for the first time in almost a week last night. I couldn't drive too well.
I'm still really shaken up.
Also, I impulse-bought a hookah.
http://www.smoking-hookah.com/product/347001.asp
No Subject
Posted 15 years agoThis is not drama. This is not butthurt. This has nothing to do with arguing on the internet. This has nothing to do with furries. This has nothing to do with internet raeg. This has nothing to do with trolls. This has nothing to do with money. This has nothing to do with long-distance "relationship" problems. This has nothing to do with YouTube. This has nothing to do with ED. This has nothing to do with 4chan. This has nothing to do with dogfucking. This has nothing to do with your "art." This has nothing to do with anything free. This has nothing to do with "baww, my mommy didn't buy me a new XBox." This is not me asking for asspats. This is not me trying to make friends. This is not me trying to stir up a shitfit. This has nothing to do with anything you petty fucks have ever talked about.
This was REAL fucked up shit that happened to a REAL person.
Me.
I used to be afraid of the dark; now I know the worst I could possibly face in it.
And I am not afraid anymore.
This was REAL fucked up shit that happened to a REAL person.
Me.
I used to be afraid of the dark; now I know the worst I could possibly face in it.
And I am not afraid anymore.
What's your favorite pick-up line? :D
Posted 15 years agoI think mine is
Is your dad a farmer?
'Cause I wanna fuck you.
But there is only one that can woo me
So I herd you liek mudkipz...
What's your preferred pick-up line to use/hear?
The cornier, the better! :D
Is your dad a farmer?
'Cause I wanna fuck you.
But there is only one that can woo me
So I herd you liek mudkipz...
What's your preferred pick-up line to use/hear?
The cornier, the better! :D
So work has been totally awesome~
Posted 15 years agoAnd I'm totally using FA as another LJ. :P
ANYWAYS, I made two deliveries all by myself today! I made $15 doing it, too. I'm seriously loving this job, omg. My coworkers are amazing (especially torick), my bosses are cool as shit, the money is fuckin'-A, I'm paid to drive and piddle around the store, not to mention the free food all the goddamn time.
Shit is SO cash.
Also, I have a new account! But it's a secret porn account that will eventually be a fursuiting account ('cause I'm totally saving up for a suit). SOoooo yeah.
ilugaiz♥
ANYWAYS, I made two deliveries all by myself today! I made $15 doing it, too. I'm seriously loving this job, omg. My coworkers are amazing (especially torick), my bosses are cool as shit, the money is fuckin'-A, I'm paid to drive and piddle around the store, not to mention the free food all the goddamn time.
Shit is SO cash.
Also, I have a new account! But it's a secret porn account that will eventually be a fursuiting account ('cause I'm totally saving up for a suit). SOoooo yeah.
ilugaiz♥
First day on the job!
Posted 15 years agoI am so excited! I'll just be training for today, and it's only a three hour shift, BUT I'm still really really pumped.
torick is gonna be there with me tooooo so I won't get all nervous and anxious and shit.
My uniform fits a little funny, but that's kinda okay. The bagginess helps me hide my tits since I can't pose as a male while on the job. :/ I haven't had to tuck in my shirt since highschool, and even then I never did it. :P
Only bad part about it.. I'm on the rag and I seem to have some sort of lower intestinal problem.
I've been sitting on the crapper for the better part of an hour.
God help me. ;~;
torick is gonna be there with me tooooo so I won't get all nervous and anxious and shit.
My uniform fits a little funny, but that's kinda okay. The bagginess helps me hide my tits since I can't pose as a male while on the job. :/ I haven't had to tuck in my shirt since highschool, and even then I never did it. :P
Only bad part about it.. I'm on the rag and I seem to have some sort of lower intestinal problem.
I've been sitting on the crapper for the better part of an hour.
God help me. ;~;
GOT A JOB MOLEFRECKLES
Posted 15 years agoCrossdressing queers delivering pizzas alongside their ex-boyfriends?
Unheard of.
TIL NOW
I'm a deliverycuntboiiiiii 8D
yay job
btw it's
torick who I am working with now. :3~
Unheard of.
TIL NOW
I'm a delivery
yay job
btw it's
torick who I am working with now. :3~so i just got xbox live
Posted 15 years agoand I've got the most badass name on there.
I'm fucking shocked that my username wasn't already taken.
How did no one have "lolbutts" before me??
My first choice was "trollfacedotjpg" though. but it was already taken. :<
Anyways, add me as a frand if you wanna. I'm really new to all of it, lol.
I'm just enjoying Facebook and my Zune atm. Doo dee doo lee doo~
I'm fucking shocked that my username wasn't already taken.
How did no one have "lolbutts" before me??
My first choice was "trollfacedotjpg" though. but it was already taken. :<
Anyways, add me as a frand if you wanna. I'm really new to all of it, lol.
I'm just enjoying Facebook and my Zune atm. Doo dee doo lee doo~
Your lack of Willie Trombone fanart disturbs me.
Posted 15 years agoSeriously, how is there nothing of this dude??
Even googling it, only four pieces showed up and they were all traces of one half-assed attempt. Ugh.
Makes me sick that the cutest, goofiest, most awesome vidja gaem chara ever isn't recognized like he should be.
Even his Facebook page only has 85 people "liking" him. :<
SO I'M GONNA FIX THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.
*drawrdrawdraw*
Even googling it, only four pieces showed up and they were all traces of one half-assed attempt. Ugh.
Makes me sick that the cutest, goofiest, most awesome vidja gaem chara ever isn't recognized like he should be.
Even his Facebook page only has 85 people "liking" him. :<
SO I'M GONNA FIX THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.
*drawrdrawdraw*
Back from the dead! Also, fursona confusions~
Posted 15 years agoSo I'm back! I went on an impromptu week-long excursion with 
banalheart and torick over at their place. Do you know how hard it is for three fatties to fit comfortably in a studio apartment the size of an itty-bitty hotel room? Shit sucks, yo. BUT we had love so it's okay. :>
Anyways, so I realized something over the weekend. I'm a furry without a fursona. :O
I want to save up for a cute little hooved-something fullsuit and really get in character at cons and stuff, but I don't really feel like I "connect" to any character I've set as my "fursona." Aderyn, the musk deer, and now Little Miss Sparkleferret are all just fun characters to draw. They just all happen to do/wear/have the same shit I do.
I don't want a character that's different from my actual personality (like roleplay as a badass assassin/stripper panther or something), but I really can't find something that I can really stick with. I don't relate to animals, I'm pretty happy being a human lol. I thought about a humanoid character, but goddammit I hate elves and shit haha.
I'm thinking something grody. Something I don't have to bother making pretty. Something that embodies all of my interests (gore, creepy shit, small mammals, cyborgs/androids, androgyny, ect.). But I dunno what, lol. So there'll be a few ref sheets coming through soon for me to test out character designs and such.
SO ANYWAYS i dunno why i typed this out.
Time for a nap.
Also THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG EVER
ilu terry s. taylor ♥
imma play that bitch so hard when i get my own bari
Listen to that whole album, please. It's good for your soul.
banalheart and torick over at their place. Do you know how hard it is for three fatties to fit comfortably in a studio apartment the size of an itty-bitty hotel room? Shit sucks, yo. BUT we had love so it's okay. :>Anyways, so I realized something over the weekend. I'm a furry without a fursona. :O
I want to save up for a cute little hooved-something fullsuit and really get in character at cons and stuff, but I don't really feel like I "connect" to any character I've set as my "fursona." Aderyn, the musk deer, and now Little Miss Sparkleferret are all just fun characters to draw. They just all happen to do/wear/have the same shit I do.
I don't want a character that's different from my actual personality (like roleplay as a badass assassin/stripper panther or something), but I really can't find something that I can really stick with. I don't relate to animals, I'm pretty happy being a human lol. I thought about a humanoid character, but goddammit I hate elves and shit haha.
I'm thinking something grody. Something I don't have to bother making pretty. Something that embodies all of my interests (gore, creepy shit, small mammals, cyborgs/androids, androgyny, ect.). But I dunno what, lol. So there'll be a few ref sheets coming through soon for me to test out character designs and such.
SO ANYWAYS i dunno why i typed this out.
Time for a nap.
Also THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG EVER
ilu terry s. taylor ♥
imma play that bitch so hard when i get my own bari
Listen to that whole album, please. It's good for your soul.
lez-be-dyke meme
Posted 15 years ago1. When did you realize you liked girls?
Ever since I can remember.
2. When did you first kiss another girl?
Band camp my sophomore year, I was 15.
3. When was your first time?
Never. I'm still a lady-virgin. :O
4. Are you dominant, submissive, or both?
I prefer to take the lead role.
5. Is your fursona a lesbian?
Well, she's "me," so.. yeah.
6. Do you have a preferred body type?
Chubster. You gotta have something to grab, y'know?
7. Have you ever had a crush on a straight girl?
UGH, too many times to count. Shit sucks, yo.
8. Celebrity crushes?
None I can think of at the moment.
9. Furry crushes?
I don't live in make-believe worlds, thank you.
10. Boobs, butt, legs, or other?
Tummy. :3
11. Shaved or not?
Either/or, really. I guess I would prefer shaved, though.
12. Any particular kinks?
Ahem.
13. Favorite Porn Comics?
Don't like porn.
14. Would you consider doing it with a guy?
Not again, no. For me, male genitalia is about as sexy as an earlobe.
15. Have you done it with a guy?
Mhm.
16. Do you ever do anything stereotypically dykey?
Short hair, don't shave sometimes, crossdress.. yeah, you could say that.
17. Do you try to act 'straight' around non-gays?
No, I just act however around whoever.
18. Are you 'out' to your family/close friends?
Close friends, yes, but my family is Catholic. It's easier to just avoid the drama, plus they don't really care too much for personal details on anyone.
19. Who was the first lesbian fur artist you encountered?
I have no idea.
20. What is a 'must have' in your porn?
Again, I don't like porn.
21. Do you ever daydream/have personal fantasies?
Duh?
22. Do you have a fur species besides your own character that really gets you hot under the collar?
Furries aren't a fetish for me, although I do find ungulates and rodents to be reeeaally cute. Also, do people really make their fursonas just to fap to? 8|
23. Do you know any lesbian manga/anime you could recommend to folks?
Ffffffffuck that.
24. How many lesbian friends do you have?
Uh, like two. I don't even talk to girls like ever.
25. Do you own any sex toys?
One. The Unicorn. Awwwwwright.
Ever since I can remember.
2. When did you first kiss another girl?
Band camp my sophomore year, I was 15.
3. When was your first time?
Never. I'm still a lady-virgin. :O
4. Are you dominant, submissive, or both?
I prefer to take the lead role.
5. Is your fursona a lesbian?
Well, she's "me," so.. yeah.
6. Do you have a preferred body type?
Chubster. You gotta have something to grab, y'know?
7. Have you ever had a crush on a straight girl?
UGH, too many times to count. Shit sucks, yo.
8. Celebrity crushes?
None I can think of at the moment.
9. Furry crushes?
I don't live in make-believe worlds, thank you.
10. Boobs, butt, legs, or other?
Tummy. :3
11. Shaved or not?
Either/or, really. I guess I would prefer shaved, though.
12. Any particular kinks?
Ahem.
13. Favorite Porn Comics?
Don't like porn.
14. Would you consider doing it with a guy?
Not again, no. For me, male genitalia is about as sexy as an earlobe.
15. Have you done it with a guy?
Mhm.
16. Do you ever do anything stereotypically dykey?
Short hair, don't shave sometimes, crossdress.. yeah, you could say that.
17. Do you try to act 'straight' around non-gays?
No, I just act however around whoever.
18. Are you 'out' to your family/close friends?
Close friends, yes, but my family is Catholic. It's easier to just avoid the drama, plus they don't really care too much for personal details on anyone.
19. Who was the first lesbian fur artist you encountered?
I have no idea.
20. What is a 'must have' in your porn?
Again, I don't like porn.
21. Do you ever daydream/have personal fantasies?
Duh?
22. Do you have a fur species besides your own character that really gets you hot under the collar?
Furries aren't a fetish for me, although I do find ungulates and rodents to be reeeaally cute. Also, do people really make their fursonas just to fap to? 8|
23. Do you know any lesbian manga/anime you could recommend to folks?
Ffffffffuck that.
24. How many lesbian friends do you have?
Uh, like two. I don't even talk to girls like ever.
25. Do you own any sex toys?
One. The Unicorn. Awwwwwright.
dextromethorpham
Posted 15 years agoI am tripping my balls off atm.
Oh man.
Billy was right, using the computer is amazing right now.
The following sentence will not be corrected for any typos/spelling mistakes:
oh my god uou guys this fuxk in tv is amazing it ate a chik in half or somethingd
Translation: Oh my god you guys, this fish on TV is amazing! It ate a chick in half, or something.
Everything is moving to the left and down. Like all cattycornery.
Aahhhhhh I am having so much fun :D
Oh man.
Billy was right, using the computer is amazing right now.
The following sentence will not be corrected for any typos/spelling mistakes:
oh my god uou guys this fuxk in tv is amazing it ate a chik in half or somethingd
Translation: Oh my god you guys, this fish on TV is amazing! It ate a chick in half, or something.
Everything is moving to the left and down. Like all cattycornery.
Aahhhhhh I am having so much fun :D
OH HEY here's a shorter meme
Posted 15 years agoQ: Do you think everyone is awesome?
A: YES.
:D
A: YES.
:D
another fetish meme 'cause Deva did it
Posted 15 years agoAnal on Males
I'd like to try pegging, so yeah I guess.
Anal on Females
We already have a hole for that, thank you.
Breasts
i liek bewbz
Breast Expansion
i liek mah bewbz to be natural and proportionate, so no.
Weight Gain
Eh, I'm slowly getting more and more into force-feeding and stuff. I personally blame
herro and 
rokemi.
Bondage
omfg ribbon bondage yesss ♥
Clothing
I like it when fully-clothed happenin's are happenin'. It seems more rushed and passionate and fun!
Leather
Unless it's like a pilot jacket, no.
Stockings
Long striped socks are better. c:
Shoe/Boots
I just like shoes, lol. It's not a fetish at all for me.
Suit and Tie
omfg yes. Males and females, unf
Muscle, Male
Strong arms for good huggin' is always nice.
Muscle, Female
I prefer 'em chubby, but some leg definition is just delicious.
Herm
Eh, not a fetish but I wouldn't rule it out.
Cub/Shota
No thanks, I'm not a wannabe pedophile.
Baby/Diaper
Yes, because fucking a giant shit-machine is AWESOME. /sarcasm
Transformation
Ohhhh god yesss, especially bone-snapping painful scenes.
Macro/Micro
I LOVE macro/micro RPing! There so much more fun to it than just "oh hey let's have an adventure." I prefer to be the micro, oddly enough.
Impregnation
HAHA, no. Once you go through it IRL, it scares you fucking straight.
Pregnancy
Pregnant chicks are gorgeous, but I don't find them sexual in the least bit.
Lactation
The very idea of it makes me gag.
Anal Vore
NOW YOU'RE MY POOP LOL no
Soul Vore
I have never understood this. It's cool to see in art, though.
Cock Vore
I don't even like sounding, lol.
Standard Soft Vore
Eh, it's dumb unless you're with a snake or something.
Standard Hard Vore
Lovelovelovelovelovelovelove♥
Paw/Foot
I like feet because I'd feel weird being sexually attracted to nasty dog paws lol.
Incest
No because I have family members. LOL.
Clonecest
Dude, I'd totally be down for that. It's fucking masturbation.
Yuri (F/F)
I can't stand animu shit, dawg.
Yaoi (M/M)
HAHA, definite no.
Hetero (M/F)
No.
Girly Boys
Fucking hate 'em.
Butch Girls
I prefer lipsticks/tomboys, myself.
Mind Control
No, I'd rather not have someone use me.
Rape
If you like it, it isn't rape. Stop being stupid.
Uniform
Certain military uniforms, yes.
Orgy
No, I find them disgusting.
Subbing/Domming
Fuck that noise.
Biting
Om nom nom. ♥
Solo Masturbation; Male
Watching a guy jerk it is about as entertaining as watching a TV dinner thaw out.
Solo Masturbation; Female
Same for this. Masturbation is boring as hell, lol.
Scat
That's just nasty.
Inflation
I will never understand this.
Fat/Pudge
Yesssss. I've totally become a chubbychaser.
Tech
Tech? Like.. cyborg or something? If so, mm mm good. ♥
Watersports
Ugh, yes. I hate that this is my favorite thing ever.
Glasses
Eh, depends. They can be cute, though.
Tentacles
Only if you're Cthulhu.
Oviposition
I've never understood this either.
Masochism
Nah.
Sadism
Only if I'm really pissed.
Partial Nudity
Let's get some sideboob up in here.
Gore
GOD yes ♥ Makes me all squicky.
Snuff
Death is an extremely fascinating subject for me; it wouldn't be inaccurate to say I am obsessed with it. But, it is not a sexual "thing" for me whatsoever. (Just wanting to clear this up for a few folks.)
Hyper
Ugh, no. So gross.
Zoophilia
Nope, but even if I was into it I'd get b& for saying so.
Electricity
No way dude. I have no idea how motherfuckers can get off to this shit.
She-males
Fucking hate that shit.
Cross-dressing
I like to wear dude clothes, and I like to see other chicks wearing dude clothes, but goddammit I have this unresolved hatred for every single crossdressing dude. UGH.
Oral
Eh, not a big fan of giving or receiving.
Asphyxiation
I like being choked, but only if I really trust the person.
Wet-look
Only if it's a super-hot chick stepping out of a pool. Yowza.
Mud/Quicksand etc
Playing in mud is cool, but definitely not sexy.
Sinking
No..? I didn't even know this was fappable, lol.
Spooge
I hate any sort of sexual fluid. It disgusts me to no end.
Tickling
Being tickled is fucking horrible. It hurts and makes me feel vulnerable so I cry really hard. I will never understand how this torture could ever be sexual.
Vomit
I can dig the feeling of barfing just for the awesomeness afterwards, but it's definitely not sexy.
Body hair
I don't really like body hair all that much, but it's not a definite "no" if someone isn't dolphin-smooth. xP
Older men/women
Eh, I'd prefer to have someone only a year or two away from my own age. Like, the 18-22 range.
Skinny figure
I wish I had one ;~; but I prefer chubbies.
Needles/pricking
God no, after getting my lip pierced in like slo-mo uuuuuugh nevar agin
I'd like to try pegging, so yeah I guess.
Anal on Females
We already have a hole for that, thank you.
Breasts
i liek bewbz
Breast Expansion
i liek mah bewbz to be natural and proportionate, so no.
Weight Gain
Eh, I'm slowly getting more and more into force-feeding and stuff. I personally blame
herro and 
rokemi.Bondage
omfg ribbon bondage yesss ♥
Clothing
I like it when fully-clothed happenin's are happenin'. It seems more rushed and passionate and fun!
Leather
Unless it's like a pilot jacket, no.
Stockings
Long striped socks are better. c:
Shoe/Boots
I just like shoes, lol. It's not a fetish at all for me.
Suit and Tie
omfg yes. Males and females, unf
Muscle, Male
Strong arms for good huggin' is always nice.
Muscle, Female
I prefer 'em chubby, but some leg definition is just delicious.
Herm
Eh, not a fetish but I wouldn't rule it out.
Cub/Shota
No thanks, I'm not a wannabe pedophile.
Baby/Diaper
Yes, because fucking a giant shit-machine is AWESOME. /sarcasm
Transformation
Ohhhh god yesss, especially bone-snapping painful scenes.
Macro/Micro
I LOVE macro/micro RPing! There so much more fun to it than just "oh hey let's have an adventure." I prefer to be the micro, oddly enough.
Impregnation
HAHA, no. Once you go through it IRL, it scares you fucking straight.
Pregnancy
Pregnant chicks are gorgeous, but I don't find them sexual in the least bit.
Lactation
The very idea of it makes me gag.
Anal Vore
NOW YOU'RE MY POOP LOL no
Soul Vore
I have never understood this. It's cool to see in art, though.
Cock Vore
I don't even like sounding, lol.
Standard Soft Vore
Eh, it's dumb unless you're with a snake or something.
Standard Hard Vore
Lovelovelovelovelovelovelove♥
Paw/Foot
I like feet because I'd feel weird being sexually attracted to nasty dog paws lol.
Incest
No because I have family members. LOL.
Clonecest
Dude, I'd totally be down for that. It's fucking masturbation.
Yuri (F/F)
I can't stand animu shit, dawg.
Yaoi (M/M)
HAHA, definite no.
Hetero (M/F)
No.
Girly Boys
Fucking hate 'em.
Butch Girls
I prefer lipsticks/tomboys, myself.
Mind Control
No, I'd rather not have someone use me.
Rape
If you like it, it isn't rape. Stop being stupid.
Uniform
Certain military uniforms, yes.
Orgy
No, I find them disgusting.
Subbing/Domming
Fuck that noise.
Biting
Om nom nom. ♥
Solo Masturbation; Male
Watching a guy jerk it is about as entertaining as watching a TV dinner thaw out.
Solo Masturbation; Female
Same for this. Masturbation is boring as hell, lol.
Scat
That's just nasty.
Inflation
I will never understand this.
Fat/Pudge
Yesssss. I've totally become a chubbychaser.
Tech
Tech? Like.. cyborg or something? If so, mm mm good. ♥
Watersports
Ugh, yes. I hate that this is my favorite thing ever.
Glasses
Eh, depends. They can be cute, though.
Tentacles
Only if you're Cthulhu.
Oviposition
I've never understood this either.
Masochism
Nah.
Sadism
Only if I'm really pissed.
Partial Nudity
Let's get some sideboob up in here.
Gore
GOD yes ♥ Makes me all squicky.
Snuff
Death is an extremely fascinating subject for me; it wouldn't be inaccurate to say I am obsessed with it. But, it is not a sexual "thing" for me whatsoever. (Just wanting to clear this up for a few folks.)
Hyper
Ugh, no. So gross.
Zoophilia
Nope, but even if I was into it I'd get b& for saying so.
Electricity
No way dude. I have no idea how motherfuckers can get off to this shit.
She-males
Fucking hate that shit.
Cross-dressing
I like to wear dude clothes, and I like to see other chicks wearing dude clothes, but goddammit I have this unresolved hatred for every single crossdressing dude. UGH.
Oral
Eh, not a big fan of giving or receiving.
Asphyxiation
I like being choked, but only if I really trust the person.
Wet-look
Only if it's a super-hot chick stepping out of a pool. Yowza.
Mud/Quicksand etc
Playing in mud is cool, but definitely not sexy.
Sinking
No..? I didn't even know this was fappable, lol.
Spooge
I hate any sort of sexual fluid. It disgusts me to no end.
Tickling
Being tickled is fucking horrible. It hurts and makes me feel vulnerable so I cry really hard. I will never understand how this torture could ever be sexual.
Vomit
I can dig the feeling of barfing just for the awesomeness afterwards, but it's definitely not sexy.
Body hair
I don't really like body hair all that much, but it's not a definite "no" if someone isn't dolphin-smooth. xP
Older men/women
Eh, I'd prefer to have someone only a year or two away from my own age. Like, the 18-22 range.
Skinny figure
I wish I had one ;~; but I prefer chubbies.
Needles/pricking
God no, after getting my lip pierced in like slo-mo uuuuuugh nevar agin
Thanks mom, you mindless bigot.
Posted 15 years agoThanks for ruining another great day for me. Thanks for coming home and immediately starting your daily gay-bashing. Thanks for telling me that if I could ever get married, that all I'd do is "clog up the divorce courts." Thanks for making me feel like I'm not a human being worthy of human rights. Thank you for making my views on the American people even more twisted. Thanks for making me loathe Conservatives. Thanks for being another bigoted Southerner. Thanks for letting me know just how much you hate me and my "lifestyle." Thanks for making me feel like I'm different somehow, like I belong in a group of lepers. Thanks for making me feel like a leech in my own house. Thanks for making me feel like I can never come to you for help or advice. Thanks for giving me every reason to distrust the ones I look up to. Thanks for making me feel worthless. Thanks for making my self-loathing slowly creep back. Thanks for letting me know that you hope I'm dead before Alabama ever allows same-sex couples to wed. Thanks for telling me you hope I'm never happy.
But mostly, thank you for giving me something to fight for. Thanks for letting me know what kind of mindless hate I'm up against. Thank you for showing me just how blatantly ignorant the opposers to human rights are. Thanks for giving me something to hope and believe in. Thanks for making me want to get involved in my government. Thanks for making me want to make a change for the better.
But mostly, thank you for giving me something to fight for. Thanks for letting me know what kind of mindless hate I'm up against. Thank you for showing me just how blatantly ignorant the opposers to human rights are. Thanks for giving me something to hope and believe in. Thanks for making me want to get involved in my government. Thanks for making me want to make a change for the better.
last night
Posted 15 years ago
devasmoonokay you whiny babies
Posted 15 years agoWho unwatched me for uploading that photo of me hitting a bong?
Come on, you can tell your ol' Uncle Sam.
Brats, all o' ya's.
This doesn't apply to those who are still watching me. ilugaizzz♥
Though that was kinda dumb of me, lol.
Come on, you can tell your ol' Uncle Sam.
Brats, all o' ya's.
This doesn't apply to those who are still watching me. ilugaizzz♥
Though that was kinda dumb of me, lol.
long journal was long
Posted 15 years agoNow here's a short one about how awesome the past two days with torick and banalheart were. :>
The past two days with torick and banalheart were awesome.
PS - I finally had the pleasure of meeting milk-bone irl. It was fuuuun. :D Sorry about my allergies, bro. :<
PSS - Sugar Sticks are great. Just fucking great. |3~
--edit--
PSSS - My top right wisdom tooth is finally coming in. Also, I fucking hate teenagers.
The past two days with torick and banalheart were awesome.
PS - I finally had the pleasure of meeting milk-bone irl. It was fuuuun. :D Sorry about my allergies, bro. :<
PSS - Sugar Sticks are great. Just fucking great. |3~
--edit--
PSSS - My top right wisdom tooth is finally coming in. Also, I fucking hate teenagers.
tmi journal b/c i'm single and can do this now
Posted 15 years agoAbasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - braces on teeth are cute haha
Age Play?- haha, no
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - nooooo
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - yessss
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - yes, but only because the thought of what COULD replace it gets me all murry
Anal Sex? - no
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - ♥!
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - yesssslovelovelove
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - yes
Balloons? - I will never understand this fetish
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - OH MURR
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - nooo
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - um no haha
Biting/Teeth? - yes
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - sometimes
Body Hair? - no, clean-shaven for me
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - yes, omg tastycakes
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - ribbon bondage, that's it
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - ow no
Candle Wax? - not really, would like to try
Chains? - no
Chastity Devices? - naaaahh
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - maybe
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - meh
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - um no
Collar and Lead/Leash? - nope
Confinement/Caging? - no D:
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - big "no" goes here
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - yes plz
Cross Dressing? - eeeeee♥
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - no...?
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - not that sadistic haha
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - I like mud and slime
Denim? - no
Depilation/Shaving? - I like clean-shaven/waxed bodies, not the process though
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - nooooooo
Dildos (Hand-held, Strap-ons)? - strap-ons, yeessss
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - I wanna be a Swedish nurse
Domination? - NO
Ears? - i liek to lick dem
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - no
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - eh
Erotic Photography? - not really
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - fuck no
Feathers? - nah
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - nope
Fisting? - god no
Food Play? - naw
Fuck Machines/Robots? - curious, probably wouldn't like it
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - yiffyaff
Gangbangs? - god no
Genital Worship? - no
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - nooo D:
Hair Pulling? - yes plz
Handcuffs/Shackles? - nah
Harnesses? - yes, but only in decoration
High Heels/Stilettos? - yeesss
Humiliation? - christ no
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - fucking christ NO
Kidnapping Play? - no
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - eh
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - meh
Lace/Lingerie? - nah
Latex? - no
Leather? - gross
Making Home "Movies"? - no
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - omg yes
Masochism? - eh
Massage? - yessss
Master/Slave? - NO
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - meh
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - yes
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - haha, never liked it on purpose...
Murder Fetishism? - eh
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - a bit, yeah
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - grosssss no
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - yes♥ i'm a goddamn monster haha
Nipples? - yurp
Oral Fixations? - mhm
Oral Sex? - not so much
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - yes
Piercings? - yessss
Pinching? - no omg no no no
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - ow no
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - no thx
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - yesss
Power Exchange? - no
Pregnancy Fetishism? - preggo chicks are cute, but no sexy there
Punishment? - NO
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - no
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - then it's not rape lol, also no
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - haha no
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - eh
Rimming? - ♥
Role Playing? - no, I always feel dumb
Rubber? - no
Sadism? - no
Scent? - depends
Sensory Deprivation? - nope
Smoking Fetishism? - yesss
Snuff (murder, fantisizing about killing people/things)? - only if I'm angry, haha
Spanking/Paddling? - no ow ugh
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - no way, so creepy
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - meh
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - NO
Tickling? - no fuck i hate that
Tongue Fetish? - mhm
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - eh
Transvestism? - kinda
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - absolute fave ♥
Violence/Physical Injury? - no god
Voyeurism? - nope
Wrestling/Fighting? - yes!
Zombies/Gore? - yeeessssss
Age Play?- haha, no
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - nooooo
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - yessss
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - yes, but only because the thought of what COULD replace it gets me all murry
Anal Sex? - no
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - ♥!
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - yesssslovelovelove
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - yes
Balloons? - I will never understand this fetish
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - OH MURR
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - nooo
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - um no haha
Biting/Teeth? - yes
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - sometimes
Body Hair? - no, clean-shaven for me
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - yes, omg tastycakes
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - ribbon bondage, that's it
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - ow no
Candle Wax? - not really, would like to try
Chains? - no
Chastity Devices? - naaaahh
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - maybe
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - meh
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - um no
Collar and Lead/Leash? - nope
Confinement/Caging? - no D:
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - big "no" goes here
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - yes plz
Cross Dressing? - eeeeee♥
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - no...?
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - not that sadistic haha
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - I like mud and slime
Denim? - no
Depilation/Shaving? - I like clean-shaven/waxed bodies, not the process though
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - nooooooo
Dildos (Hand-held, Strap-ons)? - strap-ons, yeessss
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - I wanna be a Swedish nurse
Domination? - NO
Ears? - i liek to lick dem
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - no
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - eh
Erotic Photography? - not really
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - fuck no
Feathers? - nah
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - nope
Fisting? - god no
Food Play? - naw
Fuck Machines/Robots? - curious, probably wouldn't like it
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - yiffyaff
Gangbangs? - god no
Genital Worship? - no
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - nooo D:
Hair Pulling? - yes plz
Handcuffs/Shackles? - nah
Harnesses? - yes, but only in decoration
High Heels/Stilettos? - yeesss
Humiliation? - christ no
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - fucking christ NO
Kidnapping Play? - no
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - eh
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - meh
Lace/Lingerie? - nah
Latex? - no
Leather? - gross
Making Home "Movies"? - no
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - omg yes
Masochism? - eh
Massage? - yessss
Master/Slave? - NO
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - meh
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - yes
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - haha, never liked it on purpose...
Murder Fetishism? - eh
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - a bit, yeah
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - grosssss no
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - yes♥ i'm a goddamn monster haha
Nipples? - yurp
Oral Fixations? - mhm
Oral Sex? - not so much
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - yes
Piercings? - yessss
Pinching? - no omg no no no
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - ow no
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - no thx
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - yesss
Power Exchange? - no
Pregnancy Fetishism? - preggo chicks are cute, but no sexy there
Punishment? - NO
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - no
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - then it's not rape lol, also no
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - haha no
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - eh
Rimming? - ♥
Role Playing? - no, I always feel dumb
Rubber? - no
Sadism? - no
Scent? - depends
Sensory Deprivation? - nope
Smoking Fetishism? - yesss
Snuff (murder, fantisizing about killing people/things)? - only if I'm angry, haha
Spanking/Paddling? - no ow ugh
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - no way, so creepy
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - meh
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - NO
Tickling? - no fuck i hate that
Tongue Fetish? - mhm
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - eh
Transvestism? - kinda
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - absolute fave ♥
Violence/Physical Injury? - no god
Voyeurism? - nope
Wrestling/Fighting? - yes!
Zombies/Gore? - yeeessssss
Furriness? Haha.
Posted 15 years agoHow "furry" I am? More like "how often and to what extent do you pretend to be a dog IRL."
As for any of you who act like this 24/7: you need to get a job, stop wearing your giant plushie suit everygoddamnwhere, and try your damnedest to stop raping the dog. This is ridiculous.
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing (i do a lot of drugs, kiddies)
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection (this weird grumble-purr-mrowling, it's dumb)
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 2
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat (i live for seafood)
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car (even when driving |3c)
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with (they're purdy and i like to tickle my own nose with them)
Total: 7
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (only noses, and that's just with my supercloseomgwe'relikefamily friends, and that's still only like two people)
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 9
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (own one, never wear it anymore)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (ears/tail, made 'em myself for FWA '10)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 11
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about (that's a blonde thing, shaddup)
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 15
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[x] you hide when you get scared (figuratively)
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes into the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (nervous habit)
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 17
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (tags for my collar, again never worn)
[ ] you refer to yourself as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals ("rauchen frettchen" is supposed to be German for "smoking ferret")
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (until i decide a band-aid might be better, lol)
[x] you look for edible stuff often (even hoomans gotta eat)
Total: 21
[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like someone (lolwut)
[ ] you like to eat grass (uh?)
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (there's this new thing called a "towel")
Final Total: 22
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
44%. So I'm furry-inclined, but normal enough to function as a decent member of society.
I am okay with this.
As for any of you who act like this 24/7: you need to get a job, stop wearing your giant plushie suit everygoddamnwhere, and try your damnedest to stop raping the dog. This is ridiculous.
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing (i do a lot of drugs, kiddies)
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection (this weird grumble-purr-mrowling, it's dumb)
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 2
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat (i live for seafood)
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car (even when driving |3c)
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with (they're purdy and i like to tickle my own nose with them)
Total: 7
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (only noses, and that's just with my supercloseomgwe'relikefamily friends, and that's still only like two people)
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 9
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (own one, never wear it anymore)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (ears/tail, made 'em myself for FWA '10)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 11
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about (that's a blonde thing, shaddup)
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 15
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[x] you hide when you get scared (figuratively)
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes into the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (nervous habit)
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 17
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (tags for my collar, again never worn)
[ ] you refer to yourself as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals ("rauchen frettchen" is supposed to be German for "smoking ferret")
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (until i decide a band-aid might be better, lol)
[x] you look for edible stuff often (even hoomans gotta eat)
Total: 21
[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like someone (lolwut)
[ ] you like to eat grass (uh?)
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (there's this new thing called a "towel")
Final Total: 22
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
44%. So I'm furry-inclined, but normal enough to function as a decent member of society.
I am okay with this.
I got a B in life
Posted 15 years agoWhich is funny 'cause I was a straight-D student back in highschool. :D
This is the first B I've made in four years. ;~;
[x] You have your own room. (technically, yeah. but it's my dad's one week out of every month)
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family.
[ ] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
Total: 5
[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. (allowed? lol)
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have. (if they do, i drop 'em)
[x] You have been to the movies.
Total: 13
[ ] You have over 500 friends on facebook. (only 310, bawww. at least i know all of them personally)
[x] You have pictures on facebook.
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook. (okay, i'm starting to think this was made for preteens...)
[x] You get allowance/loan. (i've had to get loans before)
[x] You collect something normal. (coins)
[ ] You look forward to going to college.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport. (MARCHING BAND IS A FUCKING SPORT also i play volleyball and soccer)
[x] You want to do something after school/college. (uh, it's that the point?)
Total: 20
[x] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[ ] never got a failing grade on a report card in your life. (HAHAHAHA)
[x] You have friends.
[ ] You've never had a detention (also hahahaha)
Total: 23
[ ] You know what is going on in the world. (don't much care)
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language. (frenchypoo)
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet. (kinda sorta)
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. (um that's weird if you don't)
[ ] You don't have any enemies
Total: 29
Multiply it by 3 = 87
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
repost saying "I got a (your score) in life".
This is the first B I've made in four years. ;~;
[x] You have your own room. (technically, yeah. but it's my dad's one week out of every month)
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family.
[ ] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
Total: 5
[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. (allowed? lol)
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have. (if they do, i drop 'em)
[x] You have been to the movies.
Total: 13
[ ] You have over 500 friends on facebook. (only 310, bawww. at least i know all of them personally)
[x] You have pictures on facebook.
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook. (okay, i'm starting to think this was made for preteens...)
[x] You get allowance/loan. (i've had to get loans before)
[x] You collect something normal. (coins)
[ ] You look forward to going to college.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport. (MARCHING BAND IS A FUCKING SPORT also i play volleyball and soccer)
[x] You want to do something after school/college. (uh, it's that the point?)
Total: 20
[x] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[ ] never got a failing grade on a report card in your life. (HAHAHAHA)
[x] You have friends.
[ ] You've never had a detention (also hahahaha)
Total: 23
[ ] You know what is going on in the world. (don't much care)
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language. (frenchypoo)
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet. (kinda sorta)
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. (um that's weird if you don't)
[ ] You don't have any enemies
Total: 29
Multiply it by 3 = 87
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
repost saying "I got a (your score) in life".
