Long story short? This game has infinite possibilities. You can go anywhere, do anything, build anything or do your damndest to destroy it all. Think Minecraft with realistic graphics! On Earth!

Right here.
http://lnc.hr/lUHH

Also, I get points for referring anyone who actually clicks that link. So yeah, that too.

So I'm getting back into the pony stuffs. I think I can officially be classified as a Brony, now that I've written a fanfic. It had Zombies though, so... Baby Steps.

Oh yeah, right here. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8623606.....rses-Chapter-1

Anyway, I also had a really good idea that I haven't seen, or at least find. Let's Plays. But not just any let's plays, oh no no, what if you were playing a pony character who was themselves doing a let's play of a game. Anyone actually wanna try this, or at least seen it? The closest thing I've found to it is The Doctor and Derpy play Portal 2, but there's only 4 videos in that series thus far.

Uh, that's about it. Does anyone actually read these anymore?

Uh, long story short, I had a really good idea about an Insect-themed RTS, and was hoping someone would know (Or even be) a game programmer.

You'd play Ants, and take over the world... Anyone interested? Any ideas, at least?

So, a couple things. One, I have a StarCraft fanfic about Zerg infesting Las Vegas at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8393429.....esseract-Creep. Without the period.

Second, For some reason, Steam saw it's way to giving me a coupon for Portal 2, despite that being the whole reason I got Steam in the first place. Needless to say, I don't need it, and If anybody wants it for themselves or for a friend, just leave a comment.

If by some quirk of good luck more than one person wants it, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.

Kinda dry today, but I just got back from school and I'm really not feeling the funny. Neeeed sleeeep...

So. Finally beat Half-Life.

BOOYEAH! It's done! Mwahahahaha!!! I... what? What do you mean they made HL2? and about 8 other games?

(Okay, yeah, I knew. But it's funnier this way.)

Who else plays Technicraft? It's a mod for minecraft available in the Tekkit launcher. Well, those of you who do will notice that they released an update recently, for 1.2.5 support. Which would be could be cool if everyone else wasn't in 1.3 now. Anyway. I start it up, and it says "NOPE!" and closes the whole thing down. I start it up again, and then it starts talking about an "Item ID resolver". So I finish faffing with that, and start up my Technic map.

Now for reference, this map is one of my favorites. I found a small town from Millenaire, (Norman Culture) that I helped grow into a large town. I've set up all my machines, all my resources, everything. I start it up after the update?

Gone. All of it. The town, my machines, and my basement is halfway filled in. It's as if the town was there, but then somebody went in on Creative, and systematically destroyed every single block of the town and surrounding countryside, then killed everyone in the village. And then buried where I would spawn coming in with dirt. All in singleplayer.

That pissed me off enough, but then I start a new map, and immediately fall in a ravine. I start up my base afterward, and decide to craft something from my old map. A book, like in 1.3. It was available in technicraft beforehand. Anyway, I get this "Descriptive book". I decide to right click to see what it does. Then it generates an entirely new map, which freaks me out and, after it stops responding, makes me think It's frozen, so I close it.

I get it back, and start it up. I'm in a massive cave, made of marble and dirt and stone. In the distance, I can see taint already approaching from the East. So then I find out I can't get back.It's impossible. I look it up, and it turns out I was supposed to put the book into my craft table and make a return book, which it never told me and I could NEVER figure out on my own. So I'm stuck. after I died and lost all my crap, everything I happened to have on me when I made the book, and everything I'd picked up in this new world, I'm not worried. I'll spawn right back in my house, where I've set my spawn.

But I don't. I spawn in the same place, the same world, and now I have no idea what to do. I don't even have the reeds I found I was going to use to escape, and I've found out it wouldn't have worked anyway. Fuck Mystcraft, Fuck Technicraft, Fuck it all, I'm going to go play Omegalodon If anyone wants to join me. Name's Felidae0.

Let's hope it goes better than Minecraft.

Well, no fiery plane crash for me, which is an incredibly good thing! It's good to be back in Nevada, where spiders with freakishly long legs at least have the decency to be visible, the flying insects bake in midair, and Crazy Awesome zookeeper Uncles (Shout out to my Uncle Jef, at Franklin Park Zoo!) will get stung if they try to pet a damn Bee! I'd go into more detail, and still will if anyone's interested, but jet lag is killing me, and it's sleepy time. Seeya later!

Heading back soon! New England was fun, (We hit every state but Vermont!) and we're heading back to Nevada! My favorite part of the trip was when we stopped at a fish market to look at Lobsters. I like Lobsters. They look so much like some kind of Zerg organism. Anyway, same deal as last time. No response, assume I've died in a fiery crash. Seeya soon!

I'm not dead!

Sorry If I gave anyone a bit of a scare there, but it turns out there's no internet in Connecticut. So, now that I'm updating again (Expect this to be rare) so I'll FINALLY finish my Pirate joke.

So this pirate is new on the ship, and he sees this other pirate, and this other pirate is like the quintessential pirate. He's got the eye patch, the hook, and the peg-leg. He's very definitely handicapped. Anyway, so a few days pass, and he finally gets up the nerve to ask:

"So, uh, how'd ya lose the leg?"
"Arr, the leg? (Read this in a Piratey voice.) Shark bit it off the coast o' Tortuga!"
"What about the hand?"
"Oh... The hand? Lost it in a battle with the East India Trading Comp'ny!"
"Neat. Uh, what happened to your eye?"
"Err... The eye. Well... Long st'ry short, A bird crapped in it."
"A... bird crapped in it?"

Sorry, I have to go, I'll finish this... Joke! Joke! Stop hitting me!

"Weeell... First day with the hook..."

So! Going to Connecticut! I probably should have written this earlier, but... I'll be honest, I have a tiny attention span. I'm writing this from the terminal, where my brain is telling me this is a terrible idea because I know how planes work and it's amazing that they fly at all. No biggie. Short aside: if I don't post anything in a week or two, just assume I died in a horrible plane crash. I know I haven't been updating, or posting, or commenting at all recently, and I could just make vague promises about how I'm going to get back to it and all that jazz, or I could make a really funny joke in this journal to make up for the... month? Two? Hands up for the empty promise? No one? Not surprised. The joke? Still no one? Balls to that, here's the joke.
So a pirate's new on a ship. He's been there for about a week, and there's another pirate. and crap, have to go again. I'll finish the joke later.

John Carter is freaking awesome. That is all.

Okay, I'm not done. If you can, you should definitely see it in a theater, but not with popcorn, as it's too loud and might drown some of the AWESOME. I really liked the Tharks, and the walking city, and the ships that fly on light. But it only has two problems. One, the marketing team on that should be shot. It's currently going the way of the "great movie no one's seen".
And two, British accents. On Mars. What?

Anyway, go see it. Right now. It's worth it.

Me and my dad have this tradition: On FCBD, we go around to as many comic book stores in the Las Vegas area as possible, giving out milk and Oreos to the owners of the comic book stores! This year, we'll be in Steampunk clothes, so if anyone's near, come get some free comics!

Oh, and happy Star Wars day! (May the fourth be with you!)

Motherfucker.

I know that's one hell of a way to start a journal, but... (Sigh)

Can they at least keep Sangheili skull structure between TWO games?!

I mean, my favorite one in the series is Halo 3, with H2 coming in a VERY close second. Why? I like the Sangheili, and they really shine in those. They look cool, they look realistic, even. The mandibles look like mandibles, not sharpened or anything, that's just a Sangheili's mouth. In Reach, they built them for that one cutscene, but it made them bulky and unrealistic. In this new one, now they look like if jackals and Sangheili had sex, and with their new armor, became an alien stripper.
That's another issue I have. The armor. I liked how in the second and third, it looked like they were wearing vests. It meant they were so badass, they only need one piece of armor. Then, when Reach came out, the armor ballooned out, like a bugs bunny cartoon with a bicycle pump. In this new one, the armor doesn't even make sense. They're IN SPACE. Why would they have exposed forearms?!
Speaking of limbs, what about their legs? Exactly how digitigrade are they? Do they go back, then forward like the letter "S"? Or do they just have that backwards knee and the bent ankle? At least they got that one right in this one.
Sure, I could complain about how "They changed the Mjolnir armor!" or "Cortana looks too different now!" but really, I just care about this. I'm gonna play it, sure. But it's gonna have to try REAL hard to make me like it.

Last thing. Why are we fighting in the first place? This is gonna piss off so many other people too... That's the reason they made the Sangheili-Human alliance. Because they had enough Sangheili fans that would much rather play them and slaughter everyone else, that making them allies would make so much money.

Motherfucker...

Sorry about not updating recently, I keep having school problems (Don't ask unless you can provide more advice than "Work harder.") and I haven't had much time to write anything other than insane snippets of stories. I'll post something soon, but first I'd like to ask a question: If I wrote/built a Minecraft adventure map, would you play it? If so, would you like it with mods? Which ones? What genre? Would you play a Starcraft-themed map? As what race? I'll try and post more often, but until then, Seeya!

When people ask me for change, I give it to them in Nickels and Dimes. It's really just to see how they react, which is usually something along the lines of "What the fuck? Did you punch a hobo?" Try it sometime. It's hilarious. (Not the punching part, even I wouldn't do that.)

Although, maybe if someone paid me enough Nickels...

Hello and Merry Christmas, to all 6 of you! I'm going to change a couple things, but the biggest is that (Drumroll please) I will be making it easier to read my stories! I've already done Job Hunt, and I'll be working on the rest fairly soon, with a new story (hopefully) in time for Christmas. Until then, seeya and again, Happy Holidays!

I just finished the Portal 2 DLC, and I have to say, it does not disappoint! Without any spoilers, I would just like to say this:

A: GLaDOs is FREAKING CRAZY.
B: If you look very closely at the hub, there's definitely more spots for DLCs. (Look for the metal columns)

Anyone else like it?

Alright, with all the drama about the banner, and the banner being about season 2, I now need to watch this. I'll get back to you after I finish!

"Do you see them right now, as I am talking?"

Anyway, I finally got around to watching Friendship is Magic, to see what all the buzz is about. I liked it, but not to Brony levels. (Of course, I'll still watch S2.) It knows what it is, and it mocks itself from time to time, with some humor only people outside it's target demographic will get. It's interesting in that way, in that it shows the writers took note of bronydom, and changed the show slightly to fit. That's it for now, thanks for reading this.

Sorry I didn't have a journal yesterday, but I didn't have any internet connection. Anyway, I went to Venice (California) and got contact highs just from walking around. Seriously, I'm not sure how much I actually saw, and how much I hallucinated. I think I hallucinated the guy licking his phone like Ice cream, I don't think I hallucinated the guy dressed in varying shades of yellow, sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of the sidewalk OR the skating rocker Arab. (Use your imagination. It was about six times more badass.) I really hope didn't hallucinate the women walking around topless or the guy covered in literally two hundred birds.

Today, we woke up, drove around, went to SeaLife, next to Legoland ($300 dollars to get in!) and then went to a loud Irish pub. And I'm writing this now. We're heading back in a couple days, so just one or two of these left!

Today, we stopped at the Reagan Library (As in the President) and saw/learned 3 things; 1: He was a movie star, as well as a few other things. 2: He liked Jelly Beans. A LOT. 3: In the gift shop, they have White House Bootlegos. AKA, Presidential knock-offs. Then, we stopped at the Universal Studios Citywalk, where I saw, in order;
1: A pair of identical twins.
2: Four Buddhist monks, in full whatever-they're-called, shopping.
3: A Turk, also shopping.
4: A guy in full Goddamn Eskimo gear!
5: Someone fully Steampunked out, with vest, bowler hat, and a pocket watch!
6: A guy whose hand, from the wrist down, was missing. Gone.

Sorry for the lists today, I'll do something else tomorrow.

Driving driving driving
Keep this crap car driving
though the car be falling (apart)
RAWHIDE!

Okay, that's what it felt like. Driving for 5 hours, to California, as it turns out, in a car that lost the antenna (made a hell of a noise) and a tire (to a tire iron, ironically enough.).

Then we got to Palmsdale.

What town has 22 Taco Bells and 3 hotels? Palmsdale apparently.
We finally found one, i just got internet access, and I am really tired.

I can't wait for tomorrow!

I'm going on a vacation with my Dad, Sister, and Grandpa Doc (Story for another time) to... somewhere. I really need to start paying attention. I'm going to update this journal daily, with slight embellishments concerning the species of all involved, with my Dad being a anthro Rat (Picked it himself), my sister a anthro Dog, and Doc being an anthro Turtle. We all leave tomorrow/today (typing this at midnight) and my best guess at destination is Utah. Maybe Arizona. I'll let you know later.

(Note: This will make no sense to anyone who hasn't seen any 10th Doctor-Era Dr. Who.)
Ever since I started watching Dr. Who, I am now afraid of:
-Statues (Blink)
-The Dark (Quiet in the Library)
-Water (The Waters of Mars)
-and the Ood just plain freak me out. (The Impossible Planet, The Satan Pit, and Planet of the Ood.)
Of course, I could just stop watching Dr. Who, but what's the fun in that? Anyone else get some new phobias from Dr. Who?

A couple odd things have happened lately, and I kinda hope someone has an explanation...
1. Every once in a while, I have this half-dream that's unspecific, yet unique, and then, weeks or even months later, the dream happens IN REAL LIFE.
2. I also seem to have "extra" days. For instance, by my count, It's Monday. But, according to the calender, it's Sunday. Even when I know all of my Sunday webcomics updated yesterday. Any ideas?