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MOVING ACCOUNT!
Posted 13 years agoOkay guys, it's high time that I did this. I am now moving my account to 
Tuyuq This is to resolve the identity issue that I've been dealing with for the past few years. Please watch me there if you want to continue receiving updates and submissions from me.
I'll begin re-updating my watch list soon, and I'll start transferring my old submissions to the new ark this Friday.
Thank you for your time. See you soon.
Tuyuq This is to resolve the identity issue that I've been dealing with for the past few years. Please watch me there if you want to continue receiving updates and submissions from me. I'll begin re-updating my watch list soon, and I'll start transferring my old submissions to the new ark this Friday.
Thank you for your time. See you soon.
kaizen bloody bugger fuck
Posted 13 years agoa can just fell on my foot. it landed right on my smallest toe. it's now bleeding. I would not be too surprised if it were broken. dear god alive it hurts. how can this much pain be focussed into this small a space
Damn circulation!
Posted 13 years agoWhy is it that right when I start feeling pins and needles in my arms, my nipples go hard? >:T
There is a god -.-
Posted 13 years agoSo... some of you who have been paying attention to my journals have no doubt noticed that in my previous entry, I commented that I would be having mandatory overtime tomorrow. But saints be praised, that got cancelled, so I'll have tomorrow free. So if you have any intentions to chat with me, tomorrow would be a good time to talk to my secretary and schedule an appointment. Just keep in mind that this is my first day to myself in what feels like much longer than four days, so I may be busy relaxing.
On another note... I think I'm gonna get some of those gel inserts to put in my shoes o.o Boy am I glad that tomorrow is pay day Love you guys.
Pleasant dreams.
On another note... I think I'm gonna get some of those gel inserts to put in my shoes o.o Boy am I glad that tomorrow is pay day Love you guys.
Pleasant dreams.
Another tender dream -.-
Posted 13 years agoohhhh, lust and love... why must you torment me in my sleep with shadows of things that I cannot have...
I miss you, Master.
I miss you, Master.
Day five (and some other stuff)
Posted 13 years agoYeah, I skipped day four. Bite me. All that happened was more candle sleeving, I worked beside a man from Baghdad and a Cuban girl. Nothing interesting.
Today I was FINALLY back to inbounds. Things moved along smoothly, I quickly developed my rhythm, and I think I might actually be up to my target UPH by tomorrow. Just a reminder, this Friday I WILL be working for mandatory overtime, so you'll have to wait till Saturday if you want to have any heart-to-heart discussions or RP's with me. In the meantime, feel free to set up an appointment with my secretary.
Also, for those interested, I put in the paperwork for my legal change of name this morning. The date of my court hearing should be arriving in the mail in a few days' time.
Okay. Ram has to go to beddy by now. I love you, guys. Bon noche.
Today I was FINALLY back to inbounds. Things moved along smoothly, I quickly developed my rhythm, and I think I might actually be up to my target UPH by tomorrow. Just a reminder, this Friday I WILL be working for mandatory overtime, so you'll have to wait till Saturday if you want to have any heart-to-heart discussions or RP's with me. In the meantime, feel free to set up an appointment with my secretary.
Also, for those interested, I put in the paperwork for my legal change of name this morning. The date of my court hearing should be arriving in the mail in a few days' time.
Okay. Ram has to go to beddy by now. I love you, guys. Bon noche.
Day three (OHHHHHH my back DX)
Posted 13 years agoSo yesterday I was packaging orders of makeup for Estee Lauder. About half of the names were Chinese, I noticed, and it was going out all over the country o.o I find this odd, as Chinese girls tend to have a higher incidence of pretty ones.
Anywho, today I was working over in the warehouse where they work with the candles from Bed Bath and Beyond. When I walked in, it smelt like somebody had ground their Jolly Ranchers into their Persian rug. (That's good, btw.) But there was so much bending and my back was killing me. The only good part was that this job let out an hour earlier.
Well, that's not true. I got to make a few new friends, had a much better time, and I think that I would much rather do this than what I was doing yesterday. Best part of all: I don't have to worry about units per hour x.x
Anyway... I'm fucking exhausted, so I'm gonna go to bed now. I love and miss you all. Take care. Aloha.
Anywho, today I was working over in the warehouse where they work with the candles from Bed Bath and Beyond. When I walked in, it smelt like somebody had ground their Jolly Ranchers into their Persian rug. (That's good, btw.) But there was so much bending and my back was killing me. The only good part was that this job let out an hour earlier.
Well, that's not true. I got to make a few new friends, had a much better time, and I think that I would much rather do this than what I was doing yesterday. Best part of all: I don't have to worry about units per hour x.x
Anyway... I'm fucking exhausted, so I'm gonna go to bed now. I love and miss you all. Take care. Aloha.
Day two
Posted 13 years ago.... My poor footpaws TwT *whimpers*
First day on the job
Posted 13 years agoIt's a quarter after three. I got home fifteen minutes ago. Jimeny Christ.
The funny part is, that warehouse has absolutely no concept of time. There are the three magical hours at which we take a brief brake, and then it's back to work. If not for my watch, I'd have had no idea how much time had passed. It might have been eight hours, it might have been fourteen. Ten hours? If you say so. And my coworker tells me that's how it is every day. It's this kind of tedium that's almost forcibly tolerable. And good thing too, cause you'd go insane otherwise. As it was, I was singing every song from every musical I knew. And some foreign songs too.
And did those feet, in ancient times... anywho
I just hope the money in my trouser pocket will prove to be worth it in the end x.x
Well, I'm already wasting precious sleep time with this journal, so I must bid you adieu. Cheerio. God save the queen.
The funny part is, that warehouse has absolutely no concept of time. There are the three magical hours at which we take a brief brake, and then it's back to work. If not for my watch, I'd have had no idea how much time had passed. It might have been eight hours, it might have been fourteen. Ten hours? If you say so. And my coworker tells me that's how it is every day. It's this kind of tedium that's almost forcibly tolerable. And good thing too, cause you'd go insane otherwise. As it was, I was singing every song from every musical I knew. And some foreign songs too.
And did those feet, in ancient times... anywho
I just hope the money in my trouser pocket will prove to be worth it in the end x.x
Well, I'm already wasting precious sleep time with this journal, so I must bid you adieu. Cheerio. God save the queen.
John Cleese on Creativity
Posted 13 years agoSo how many junior debators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Could you repeat the question?
How many senior debators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? My partner will cover that in his next speech.
What da fuq, Krispy Kreme? D8<
Posted 13 years agoSo I got a box of raspberry filled donuts... ate one, and quickly encountered a problem...
THERE'S NO FUCKING RASPBERRY! I DEMAND BLOOD PAYMENT!
THERE'S NO FUCKING RASPBERRY! I DEMAND BLOOD PAYMENT!
Finally, my first job -.-
Posted 13 years agoI know that emoticon is a little ambiguous, but in this case it's a sigh of relief owo
I went in today, finished filling out the paperwork, and I'm scheduled for orientation on Friday. Then I'll begin work on Monday.
Now, I won't give the name of the business but my hours run from 3PM to 2AM with a 30 minute lunch break and two 15 minute breaks. Seedless to nay, I'm considering that this may or may not be a bad idea to begin with. I'm just going to try to do my best at this, and try to fin another job closer to town in the meantime. To paraphrase Yenta, even the worst job - god forbid - is better than no job - god forbid.
So obviously, this means that I won't have as much time on the Internet - leastways not at the time of day during which most decent people are awake. But the up side is that I do get three days off a week, provided I'm not doing mandatory overtime, so we can catch up then.
Love you guys ;~;
I went in today, finished filling out the paperwork, and I'm scheduled for orientation on Friday. Then I'll begin work on Monday.
Now, I won't give the name of the business but my hours run from 3PM to 2AM with a 30 minute lunch break and two 15 minute breaks. Seedless to nay, I'm considering that this may or may not be a bad idea to begin with. I'm just going to try to do my best at this, and try to fin another job closer to town in the meantime. To paraphrase Yenta, even the worst job - god forbid - is better than no job - god forbid.
So obviously, this means that I won't have as much time on the Internet - leastways not at the time of day during which most decent people are awake. But the up side is that I do get three days off a week, provided I'm not doing mandatory overtime, so we can catch up then.
Love you guys ;~;
Schadenfreude
Posted 13 years agoWARNING: Rant below. It's most likely irrelevant to you, but it felt nice to let it all out. So IF you've a love of reading passionate/angry words, dig in. If not, see ya around when I start posting about how nice it is to get my first paycheck ^_^
So you may remember that a month or so ago, I wrote a really emo journal about some girl who'd lied to me, broken my heart, made me give up my boyfriend, blah blah blah. I might have also mentioned that during the time I spoke with her, it was pretty much her practice to invent some atrocity any time I wasn't paying attention to her. Someone was hunting her, this, such and such was terminal, and once she even said that she'd been raped.
Well today she was telling me that drug dealers were after her, and then she made some mysterious reference to "them." Well god knows who "they" are but she said that because I'd "guilted" her to the point that she spoke about "them," "they" were going to come and find her and kill her.
So I asked her who "they" were and sure enough, you guessed it, Zane and Vincent. The two men she made up who were so desperately in love with me. For real. And do you wanna know the best part? They're fucking vampires.
Naturally, I did what I should have done last year and called her out as the lying bitch she is. So lo and behold, the next text that comes is all about how "Glad you can take so much enjoyment insulting a woman I just killed. Enjoy your blah blah blah blah blah."
And then, get his, he calls me stupid... for refusing to believe in something I have no proof of. "You're totally a dumbass because you say that there aren't any vampires because you don't have any evidence that vampires do/don't exist, dehurhurhur."
Christ alive, is it even WORTH pointing out that the Affirmative opponent is supposed to bear the burden of truth at this point?
And then "he" continues to besiege my phone with personal insult after personal insult. Almost as if he had something against me. And apparently I'm supposed to just believe that a hitman would take the time to pick up his victim's phone and carry on a lengthy text argument to insult someone his victim had issues with.
So anyway, still being a tad skeptic about the "vampire" I was texting, I said that I knew it was her, I wasn't buying her bullshit, and that I would enjoy jacking off as I pictured the rivulets of tears running down her ugly fat face once I'd blocked her number. Didn't really read the reply, but it had something to do with "leave me be" at the end so I suppose she bought it.
I can't actually block texts on my phone, you see, but she doesn't know that so with any luck she's going to give up now. I've got a sinking feeling I'll be hearing from her again tomorrow, though. She's a persistent little cunt.
Now, what breaks my heart (... nope, couldn't keep a straight face XD) about all of this is that, when I finally told her that I forgave her, she PROMISED me that she would never lie to me again. Well obviously, she did lie to me anyway, one way or the other. So she managed to lie to me successfully again in that I actually hoped there was some trace of humanity in her.
But nope. Black-hearted bitch to the core. Guess some people just never change.
Now, obviously there are a number of things wrong with her story. For one thing, her hitman, who had taken her phone was telling me to leave him alone. And I could go on and on listing equallyfucking retarded flawed points in her story, but I think I'd best leave it here for the night.
Right, well all of this has really helped me to blow off some steam. Enjoy the rest of your nights.
So you may remember that a month or so ago, I wrote a really emo journal about some girl who'd lied to me, broken my heart, made me give up my boyfriend, blah blah blah. I might have also mentioned that during the time I spoke with her, it was pretty much her practice to invent some atrocity any time I wasn't paying attention to her. Someone was hunting her, this, such and such was terminal, and once she even said that she'd been raped.
Well today she was telling me that drug dealers were after her, and then she made some mysterious reference to "them." Well god knows who "they" are but she said that because I'd "guilted" her to the point that she spoke about "them," "they" were going to come and find her and kill her.
So I asked her who "they" were and sure enough, you guessed it, Zane and Vincent. The two men she made up who were so desperately in love with me. For real. And do you wanna know the best part? They're fucking vampires.
Naturally, I did what I should have done last year and called her out as the lying bitch she is. So lo and behold, the next text that comes is all about how "Glad you can take so much enjoyment insulting a woman I just killed. Enjoy your blah blah blah blah blah."
And then, get his, he calls me stupid... for refusing to believe in something I have no proof of. "You're totally a dumbass because you say that there aren't any vampires because you don't have any evidence that vampires do/don't exist, dehurhurhur."
Christ alive, is it even WORTH pointing out that the Affirmative opponent is supposed to bear the burden of truth at this point?
And then "he" continues to besiege my phone with personal insult after personal insult. Almost as if he had something against me. And apparently I'm supposed to just believe that a hitman would take the time to pick up his victim's phone and carry on a lengthy text argument to insult someone his victim had issues with.
So anyway, still being a tad skeptic about the "vampire" I was texting, I said that I knew it was her, I wasn't buying her bullshit, and that I would enjoy jacking off as I pictured the rivulets of tears running down her ugly fat face once I'd blocked her number. Didn't really read the reply, but it had something to do with "leave me be" at the end so I suppose she bought it.
I can't actually block texts on my phone, you see, but she doesn't know that so with any luck she's going to give up now. I've got a sinking feeling I'll be hearing from her again tomorrow, though. She's a persistent little cunt.
Now, what breaks my heart (... nope, couldn't keep a straight face XD) about all of this is that, when I finally told her that I forgave her, she PROMISED me that she would never lie to me again. Well obviously, she did lie to me anyway, one way or the other. So she managed to lie to me successfully again in that I actually hoped there was some trace of humanity in her.
But nope. Black-hearted bitch to the core. Guess some people just never change.
Now, obviously there are a number of things wrong with her story. For one thing, her hitman, who had taken her phone was telling me to leave him alone. And I could go on and on listing equally
Right, well all of this has really helped me to blow off some steam. Enjoy the rest of your nights.
Doing Rosetta Stone
Posted 13 years agoAnd in ten minutes, I'm going to be doing a session with a native Japanese speaker! Ohhh, I've learned so much already! I'm so excited!
Wish me luck, guys! ^w^
Wish me luck, guys! ^w^
Phillip Glass - The Windcatcher
Posted 13 years agoA very pleasant piece of work, I say.
A Word on Dinsdale
Posted 13 years agoA murder, after all, is only an extraverted suicide.
Dinsdale was a looney, but... he was a happy looney.
..... Lucky bastard O_<
Dinsdale was a looney, but... he was a happy looney.
..... Lucky bastard O_<
Music Meme
Posted 13 years agoRULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions. (SCREW THE RULES ILL DO IT MY WAY)
1. How are you feeling today?
Hamal - it's an epic song, so I guess I'm in a good mood XD
2. Will you get far in life?
Saimum - Provided that I learn Arabic, yes :D
3. How do your friends see you?
Being a Royal Sperm - FUCK YEAH! I'M SWIMMING AROUND IN A VAGINA! I'm the progenitor to a race of supreme humans! Pero de verdad, estoy en el culo :B
4. Will you get married?
This Is Your Time - >> Uh oh... << somebody... ask me quick
5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Tea House Moon - That's probably my friend from boarding school :3
6. What is the story of your life?
Suppressed Chaos - Yeah, pretty much :3 (love ya, Fox Amoore)
7. What was high school like?
Angels - .... other than Sophomore year, pretty much yeah XD
8. How can you get ahead in life?
Track 10 - I dunno, but it's a mournful and romantic sounding song. Anyone speak Arabic? XD
9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Desert Born - Um... they're all Mexicans and Muslims? XD
10. What is in store for this weekend?
Kuzusareta Kakugo ('I have been shaken' or 'shaken resolve'?) - Dear god, no >C
11. To describe your grandparents?
Moonlight Sonata - Yeah, my Oma is German :D
12. How is your life going?
We Didn't Start the Fire - Well, it's mostly out of my control, despite my attempts to grab the reins XP
13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Tsumasaki - The fuck? XD
14. How does the world see you?
Spring Fields - ... No, I don't think I'm that happy a person.
15. Will you have a happy life?
Son of the Gods - .......... FUCK YEAH! >8D
16. What do your friends really think of you?
The Coming Thunder - ... I'm a powerful and horny stallion? O.o
17. Do people secretly lust after you?
The Wanderer - Yeah. People who just happen to pass by look at me and think, "Fuck! I'd tap that!"
18. How can I make myself happy?
Track 3 - Mm... Try to find a real relationship. (Part of that song is in English X3)
19. What should you do with your life?
Gold - I should always believe in my soul! XD
20. Will you ever have children?
Metal Gear Solid 2 - ... fuck, I'm gonna adopt DX
21. What song would you strip to?
Kawaranai Kimochi - ..... FFFFFFUUUUUCK! I AM NOT THAT CUTE! DX
22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
England's Green and Pleasant Land - ... If it were English toffee, I'd go with him XD
23. What does your mom think of you?
Dulcinea (Isis) - She thinks I'm crazy XD
24. What is your deep dark secret?
We Found Love - I can't help it... I'm still in love with... OH FUCK YOU, BITCH! *throws a paperweight and curls up in a corner to cry*
......... *returns seven minutes later, drunk on rum and ready to continue*
25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Happy People - It's the gays >:C Just kidding XD
26. What's your personality like?
Silent Moon - Definitely in the mornings and whilst drinking tea :3
27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Dream On - Yeah... cause I'm not gonna have one XP
28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Walkin' On the Sun - Sure. They'd all get weed XD
29. What are your aspirations???
Track 8 - Well, the crowd is echoing the singer, so I guess I have aspirations to lead the crowd?
30. What goes through your head when you wake up?
Ihoujin - WHY IS THERE A STRANGER IN MY BED? D8
Sami >:3 And Emir. And um... How about you, Rinji? :3 And while I'm at it... Teafico, let's have you as well.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions. (SCREW THE RULES ILL DO IT MY WAY)
1. How are you feeling today?
Hamal - it's an epic song, so I guess I'm in a good mood XD
2. Will you get far in life?
Saimum - Provided that I learn Arabic, yes :D
3. How do your friends see you?
Being a Royal Sperm - FUCK YEAH! I'M SWIMMING AROUND IN A VAGINA! I'm the progenitor to a race of supreme humans! Pero de verdad, estoy en el culo :B
4. Will you get married?
This Is Your Time - >> Uh oh... << somebody... ask me quick
5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Tea House Moon - That's probably my friend from boarding school :3
6. What is the story of your life?
Suppressed Chaos - Yeah, pretty much :3 (love ya, Fox Amoore)
7. What was high school like?
Angels - .... other than Sophomore year, pretty much yeah XD
8. How can you get ahead in life?
Track 10 - I dunno, but it's a mournful and romantic sounding song. Anyone speak Arabic? XD
9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Desert Born - Um... they're all Mexicans and Muslims? XD
10. What is in store for this weekend?
Kuzusareta Kakugo ('I have been shaken' or 'shaken resolve'?) - Dear god, no >C
11. To describe your grandparents?
Moonlight Sonata - Yeah, my Oma is German :D
12. How is your life going?
We Didn't Start the Fire - Well, it's mostly out of my control, despite my attempts to grab the reins XP
13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Tsumasaki - The fuck? XD
14. How does the world see you?
Spring Fields - ... No, I don't think I'm that happy a person.
15. Will you have a happy life?
Son of the Gods - .......... FUCK YEAH! >8D
16. What do your friends really think of you?
The Coming Thunder - ... I'm a powerful and horny stallion? O.o
17. Do people secretly lust after you?
The Wanderer - Yeah. People who just happen to pass by look at me and think, "Fuck! I'd tap that!"
18. How can I make myself happy?
Track 3 - Mm... Try to find a real relationship. (Part of that song is in English X3)
19. What should you do with your life?
Gold - I should always believe in my soul! XD
20. Will you ever have children?
Metal Gear Solid 2 - ... fuck, I'm gonna adopt DX
21. What song would you strip to?
Kawaranai Kimochi - ..... FFFFFFUUUUUCK! I AM NOT THAT CUTE! DX
22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
England's Green and Pleasant Land - ... If it were English toffee, I'd go with him XD
23. What does your mom think of you?
Dulcinea (Isis) - She thinks I'm crazy XD
24. What is your deep dark secret?
We Found Love - I can't help it... I'm still in love with... OH FUCK YOU, BITCH! *throws a paperweight and curls up in a corner to cry*
......... *returns seven minutes later, drunk on rum and ready to continue*
25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Happy People - It's the gays >:C Just kidding XD
26. What's your personality like?
Silent Moon - Definitely in the mornings and whilst drinking tea :3
27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Dream On - Yeah... cause I'm not gonna have one XP
28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Walkin' On the Sun - Sure. They'd all get weed XD
29. What are your aspirations???
Track 8 - Well, the crowd is echoing the singer, so I guess I have aspirations to lead the crowd?
30. What goes through your head when you wake up?
Ihoujin - WHY IS THERE A STRANGER IN MY BED? D8
Sami >:3 And Emir. And um... How about you, Rinji? :3 And while I'm at it... Teafico, let's have you as well.
Going to have a name change
Posted 13 years agoThat's the plan. I've got the paperwork all filled out. All I need to do now is pay the fee so that the courts can set up a hearing. Simple, right? But ya know how much a legal name change in Indiana costs? Any takers.
$140 -.- In cash.
So it certainly takes dedication. But the thing is, I'm still unemployed. I've barely got fifty dollars as is. How am I supposed to come up with a hundred and forty quid without a job? It's not like anybody ever commissions me...
But what the hell. If anyone feels like donating any money to me - any at all - I'll give you a commission. Even by the cents -.- my paypal is tuyuqvampram[at]hotmail.com I'm going to be opening a local bank account to transfer funds from my Alaskan accounts anywho, so it should work out okay.
I love you guys, and thanks for reading even if you can't donate.
$140 -.- In cash.
So it certainly takes dedication. But the thing is, I'm still unemployed. I've barely got fifty dollars as is. How am I supposed to come up with a hundred and forty quid without a job? It's not like anybody ever commissions me...
But what the hell. If anyone feels like donating any money to me - any at all - I'll give you a commission. Even by the cents -.- my paypal is tuyuqvampram[at]hotmail.com I'm going to be opening a local bank account to transfer funds from my Alaskan accounts anywho, so it should work out okay.
I love you guys, and thanks for reading even if you can't donate.
My spirit is one full of rage
Posted 13 years agoSo my sister has been back for about a week now.
I've already woken up twice screaming in rage during that time alone. Both times, the events in the dreams were fairly petty, but in both cases my adrenaline was pumping too hard for me to fall back to sleep.
What's worse is that lately my cries have been becoming increasingly articulate. The last time this happened, I screamed, "You selfish bitch." Just now it was, "You awful, wretched, spiteful..."
This has been going on for years. Long enough to prove that I have real mental issues.
Hah. You hear that? My sister has driven me mental. O joy.
I want this done with. I don't want to have to avoid her my entire life so that my anger doesn't boil over into my subconscious mind. I hate having dreams that are every bit as hostile as my reality. Dreaming ought to be a blissful escape from the trials and horrors of the day, not a continuation.
I've already woken up twice screaming in rage during that time alone. Both times, the events in the dreams were fairly petty, but in both cases my adrenaline was pumping too hard for me to fall back to sleep.
What's worse is that lately my cries have been becoming increasingly articulate. The last time this happened, I screamed, "You selfish bitch." Just now it was, "You awful, wretched, spiteful..."
This has been going on for years. Long enough to prove that I have real mental issues.
Hah. You hear that? My sister has driven me mental. O joy.
I want this done with. I don't want to have to avoid her my entire life so that my anger doesn't boil over into my subconscious mind. I hate having dreams that are every bit as hostile as my reality. Dreaming ought to be a blissful escape from the trials and horrors of the day, not a continuation.
*munching square green biscuits* :3
Posted 13 years agoHey guys. *nom nom* Mmmm... this soylent green stuff isn't bad. What's it made out of?
BUY VIDEO GAMES FROM A BELOVED FUR
Posted 13 years agoEverybody knows Nir, right? :3 He's selling some of his old Xbox games. So go buy some.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3793168/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3793168/
ParaNorman
Posted 13 years agoOh my god 8D Totally awesome! Bad puns, some surprisingly blatant innuendoes, excellent storyline with very human characters and archetypes, and the best part... one of the characters is gay :3 You've got to watch it yourself to find out who
Another freaky dream
Posted 13 years agoSo I was walking to the water, but then the gators started coming out to look for food. And there I was. I was backpeddling as fast as I could through the water, but them being indigenous to it they were swiftly gaining. And all I could think was, "Damn... eaten by gators... it's both too soon and SO anti-climactic. This could hurt." But then I woke up just as a rescue man on a flying carpet came down.
By the way, Happy fat bunny week :3
By the way, Happy fat bunny week :3
IT'S THE FAMOUS SPONGEBOB SONG!
Posted 13 years agoWell, of course everyone else has probably already found this. But for me I just found it today and was greatly excited. So hear it is.
Inception?
Posted 13 years agoSo I actually had a dream within a dream last night. There was this really nice park with play equipment, being played on by psychic children.
You have your prissy girls and their dolls swinging on the swings (yes, the dolls were swinging as well), there were the boys on the ground animating pieces of gravel to play soccer, the shy, introverted girl sitting on the bench with a teacher, the one tomboyish girl at the top of the play set using clairvoyance on nearby birds and bats (there was an abundance of them even during the day), the rowdy boys running everywhere in a game of tag, jumping from high heights and slowing their falls with their psychic powers... and one boy cowering in a darkened cone on the play set likened to a tree trunk and peering out through a crack.
It was this boy who my dream initially latched onto. The clairvoyant girl noticed him through the eyes of a sleepy bat and went over to ask him if the other boys had been jerks to him. But he said that there was a dark aura nearby. She said that she couldn't feel anything, but the boy told her that he'd been seeing signs of it since they got there. So she used her clairvoyance on him, and realized that he had the innate ability to see aura. He looked out through the crack. There seemed to be a purple filter everywhere. The bats were all snoozing in the shadowed branches, when suddenly another bat made out of pure aura, and invisible to the naked eye, appeared among the other bats and caused them to scatter in a panic.
That was when the teacher and a few more of the students suddenly sensed the dark aura approaching. She quickly leapt to her feet and took out a broomstick onto which she hopped. The introverted girl sat on the broomstick with her as the teacher ordered that every student capable of levitation needed to partner up with someone who didn't so that they could fly away quickly. The tomboyish girl picked up the frightened boy, the telekinetic boys picked up themselves, the rowdier boys mostly just helped out each other, except for one who went over to help one of the prissier girls who he fancied.
They were somewhat struggling to get themselves above the nearby buildings when I awoke on a bench outside a florist's. My heart was beating. I got up and began to walk around town. At that time, 1.2% of all people were psychic. After a few minutes and one stop at a cafe, I decided to visit a local psychic parlor. I asked the lady about an aura reading, but she just looked at me and told me I should tell her what I was really there for. So I told her about my dream, and she took careful notes on it. At the end, she gave me a business card. She said she knew I didn't have any money -.- but that she would contact me later to give me advice. As I was walking home, I suddenly had a flash of the same group standing outside a bathroom when suddenly... they all looked in the same direction in terror. I woke up.
You have your prissy girls and their dolls swinging on the swings (yes, the dolls were swinging as well), there were the boys on the ground animating pieces of gravel to play soccer, the shy, introverted girl sitting on the bench with a teacher, the one tomboyish girl at the top of the play set using clairvoyance on nearby birds and bats (there was an abundance of them even during the day), the rowdy boys running everywhere in a game of tag, jumping from high heights and slowing their falls with their psychic powers... and one boy cowering in a darkened cone on the play set likened to a tree trunk and peering out through a crack.
It was this boy who my dream initially latched onto. The clairvoyant girl noticed him through the eyes of a sleepy bat and went over to ask him if the other boys had been jerks to him. But he said that there was a dark aura nearby. She said that she couldn't feel anything, but the boy told her that he'd been seeing signs of it since they got there. So she used her clairvoyance on him, and realized that he had the innate ability to see aura. He looked out through the crack. There seemed to be a purple filter everywhere. The bats were all snoozing in the shadowed branches, when suddenly another bat made out of pure aura, and invisible to the naked eye, appeared among the other bats and caused them to scatter in a panic.
That was when the teacher and a few more of the students suddenly sensed the dark aura approaching. She quickly leapt to her feet and took out a broomstick onto which she hopped. The introverted girl sat on the broomstick with her as the teacher ordered that every student capable of levitation needed to partner up with someone who didn't so that they could fly away quickly. The tomboyish girl picked up the frightened boy, the telekinetic boys picked up themselves, the rowdier boys mostly just helped out each other, except for one who went over to help one of the prissier girls who he fancied.
They were somewhat struggling to get themselves above the nearby buildings when I awoke on a bench outside a florist's. My heart was beating. I got up and began to walk around town. At that time, 1.2% of all people were psychic. After a few minutes and one stop at a cafe, I decided to visit a local psychic parlor. I asked the lady about an aura reading, but she just looked at me and told me I should tell her what I was really there for. So I told her about my dream, and she took careful notes on it. At the end, she gave me a business card. She said she knew I didn't have any money -.- but that she would contact me later to give me advice. As I was walking home, I suddenly had a flash of the same group standing outside a bathroom when suddenly... they all looked in the same direction in terror. I woke up.
