I want Ranbu no Melody T.T I want it so badly. But it isn't anywhere on Youtube in its full correct version and I can't find anywhere that's selling it.

Please, Japan, I'll buy your song. But please, sell it to me. Somewhere. Please.

Ya know... dirty, smutty pictures are all fine and dandy... but I've gotta say that sometimes reading is better than seeing. The way that the stories stimulate the brain and roll around inside the noggin with their dirty language. It lets you see only what you want to see and...

okay, maybe it's just me X3

Pretty easy riddle, but go ahead and answer it.

I'm playing Majora's Mask with it, but the Lens of Truth don't work. Does anyone else have the emulator or have you encountered this problem? Is there a patch for it? Is there anyway to make my Macintosh stop being a spoiled brat and play nice with the other kids?

Minecraft screenshots are ver botten, but Second Life gets a free ride? Please do explain this one to me.

My iPod went through the wash a while ago. When I tried to turn it on, the screen was blue with all the water in it. Couldn't see a thing. Three days later, I just plugged it in again and it's working just fine.

Well done, Apple.

Edit: Okay, so I unplugged it while it was at half-charge and it turned off. Apple is on probation.

I just woke up from a dream that I'd invited all of the different muscle furs from FA over for a party O_O There were already four or five of them over, those big, muscular... and in any case... soon I found myself taking a shower with four of them. And as you would imagine there was a lot of rubbing and touching... and pretty soon the other six or seven showed up.

Then there was this... this comic one of them had drawn involving DJ Darkfox, and then... then I woke up. Now I'm a bit hungry.

And some sillyness from men as well. Some pretty hot sillyness, though XD And then right at the end of the video as I watched, the largest related video to pop up was one of... Ichigo and Gimjow... with their tongues in each other's mouths...

No, that is NOT a phone in my pocket X3

At some point, someone should make an Amnesia mod in which Stephano is an inventory item :3 Like... I dunno, he has to be placed upon a throne or a pedestal so that he can restore order to the world and purge the castle of barrels and untrusted statues.

Just a thought.

I bought Prototype on steam. Then I tried to download it. And Steam said, "Fuck you, Apple user."

I swear I hate this god damn machine so much.

So I was listening to a podcast, and I'm organizing my files. So I open up some pictures to see what they're about, and then the sound bugs out, clouds enclose the house, a grey curtain descends upon my screen and says, "Good going, genius. You fucked the processor. Now restart me so I can catch my breath."

I swear, I hate this thing. When I have money, I'm going to buy several computer casings, by a few enormous harddrives and a ridiculous amount of RAM, then link them all together into a personal super computer. Then I can play Minecraft on full graphics at furthest render distance while simultaneously streaming music on YouTube and watching the latest action flick. Just cause I can.

EDIT: And absolutely NONE OF THEM shall be Apple produced. Macintosh needs to buy a fleshlight, fuck itself, and then take some lessons in playing nice.

The STATE governments should! I mean crying out loud! Alaska needs to hunt, El Paso and New York need to lower their crime rates, so just let the states where they're more or less problems deal with them on their own. Everybody wins this way owo

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1. ...a primate, it'd be...
A human, bitches >8D fnar fnar

2. ...a feline, it'd be...
Would "a panther" be too ironic? Probably just a domestic kitten.

3. ...a canine, it'd be...
A fox. Just cause I'm a slut like that.

4. ...a hoofed animal, it'd be...
Other than a ram? A centaur :3

5. a Cetacean, it'd be...
A dolphin

6. ...a rodent, it'd be...
A bunny :3

7. ...a reptile, it'd be...
Either a spitting cobra, or a flying snake.

8. ...a marsupial, it'd be...
um... I don't know... I guess a kangaroo cause I don't know many marsupials. I'd say a platypus if that counted.

9. ...a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
Cthulhu... or a seahorse. Cause I'm hung.

10. ...an amphibian animal, it'd be...
um... I dunno... a newt?

11. ...an avian/bird, it'd be...
A peacock. I'm showy and have an inflated ego.

12. ...a creepy crawly, it'd be...
A tarantula. They're the only spiders I can stand. THEY'RE SO CUTE AND FUZZY! <3

13. ...a real or an unreal hybrid, it'd be...
A cenminoserpecanitaur.

14. ...a mythical creature, it'd be...
A dragon

15. ...a Pokemon/Digimon, it'd be...
Either a Haunter or a Venusaur

16. ...a vehicle, it'd be...
An old fashioned bicycle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFkSVLCRzvk

Just take a look at the image. Lemme know if you catch the reference in the title.

Not only are FA's icons still acting up, but now I'm not even seeing the titles or authors of pieces when I look in my inbox. Yet I'm not seeing any journals mentioning this issue. Is it just me?

So I did the tour today.

I'll keep the idea in consideration, but it's not happening any time soon. As it turns out, you have to be 20 to enter into the monastic lifestyle. So it'll be at least two years, by which time I'll probably have or be working toward a degree in... something.

Guess that's another two years to make toffee for all you lovely people.

Tuyuq is quite content... Liver, beef, onions, potatoes... and some sour cream and onion crisps :3

It's the little things in life.

I feel it strange that I should even be considering such a thing, but here I am. There's a monastery in Meinrad that I'm going to be visiting this Saturday so that I can learn about a life of communal prayer and devotion.

Reasons for:
*Better spiritual life
*Fewer distractions
*Ease my parents' financial burdens
*Livelihood would be taken care of

Reasons against:
*End to college plans
*Could dampen my hopes to become a writer
*I'd have to give up contact with Lucien and the Internet community
*Religious chastity

Both of these lists are short and uncertain. I may have more information after Saturday. But in the meantime, I'd like to hear your opinions.

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Ohhhhh, the acne... the voice... the... the.... ARRRGH! >< I'm sorry. I'm just so self-conscious about this. But... what do you think about it?

Okay, the following is an opinion. A lot of the story is left out because it's too humiliating to relate. There's a lot of drama involved here, but... none of it current unless someone decides to make it so. But I would still ask that your read because... I need guidance here.


So... there was this girl named Jessica.
I used to call her my little sister.
but then, she created this character named Zane. Rather than being a work of fiction, though, she turned him into an alternate persona.

She made him accounts on all of the social sites she was on, and she told me that he was a real person.

After about a year, she... I fell in love with Zane. And she went along with it.
He said that he loved me too, and we would talk for hours about the kind of life we wanted to have together. There was a lot of... drama involved.
It was sort of like an online affair I was having, because Alex was already my boyfriend at the time. Zane actually said that he was jealous of Alex, and I told him that if things didn't work out between me and Alex, that Zane would be my next choice.
Around the same time, though, I was learning that my... my Master had... other feelings for me. Romantic feelings. That he considered me a potential mate.
This was kind of turbulent for me, because I had never even considered being Master's mate, and wasn't in a hurry to. It hurt him a lot. He was in a lot of pain and stress around that time, and so I didn't tell him about my feelings for Zane.
things had already started to get turbulent between Alex and me as well because... I'd told Alex that Master had feelings for me. I didn't reciprocate those feelings but... he was the jealous type to begin with.
And then he learned about Zane, and... it all went crashing down. Alex broke up with me the next day.

And when Master learned of this, he was sympathetic, but also felt that this might be his chance to win me.
He was being very... romantic to me. He wanted me desperately. Only three days had passed since I'd made the intentional decision not to tell him about what I felt for Zane - my decision to wait until he was more emotionally stable
and suddenly that decision no longer mattered
Master was both sad and infuriated. He accused me of leading him on.
A month or so after this, Jessica finally admitted that Zane had been fake.
She said that she was incredibly sorry
she'd always been terribly depressive.
and for the first few months, I was forgiving and sympathetic

but then, all at once, it hit me: She had completely ruined me, and here she was still begging for... EXPECTING my sympathy
and I disowned her
By the time I finally got up the courage to ask Master if his offer of mateship was still open, he informed me that he already had someone else. I'd missed the deadline by days.

And now, Alex has another boyfriend and... won't rp with me because of it. Even though we always used to, even when we weren't boyfriends.

I still hate her so much. And I've refused to forgive her just because I want her to suffer worse than me and longer than I will
but the pain is... still there. And it pops up when I don't expect it
especially when I feel alone

I don't know how to come to terms with what happened, and I don't know what has to happen now
I have... very few regrets in my life. Very VERY few regrets.
In fact, if I had the option to go back and correct my mistakes - to change what happened to me - the ONLY thing I sincerely would do differently is that I would have called her out on her bullshit from the beginning.
Even if I wasn't with Alex, I could at least have been with Lucien
Now I have no one. Fucking NOBODY.

1: Have you ever had sex with someone just because they offered?
Answer: Mmm... kiiiiinda. I have let someone suck my cock who I wasn't really interested in.

2: Have you ever taken your clothes off because someone offered you money to do it?
Answer: Nope.

3: In your school, if you were in the locker room, did you ever secretly look at the guys/girls as they got undressed?
Answer: The only times I was in a locker room with other guys getting dressed was mostly during the time I was in denial about my sexuality, and I refused to even look at them.

4: Have you ever day dreamed about seeing another classmate/coworker naked?
Answer: .... I've day-dreamed of worse >.<

5: From question 4, how about a friend?
Answer: Mmm... not that I can recall. Not a real-life friend, anywho.

6: What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
Answer: Blue boxers.

7: Have you ever accidentally fallen asleep somewhere in public and woken up with that "morning problem?"
Answer: Yes. At an airport.

8: Ever had to pawed off at school or work?
Answer: Yeah. I used my elbow... at my desk... in Christian academy... I'm a very bad bad dirty ram >////////<

9: If you have any naughty pics on your phone or computer, has anyone ever found them?
Answer: Yeah. Twice. Both times were embarrassing. Now I try to be more careful.

10: Ever played truth or dare and wound up completely naked by the end?
Answer: Nope.

11: Ever bought condoms, lube or a toy from a store?
Answer: Nope.

12: Ever got naked on purpose at your lover's house to turn them on?
Answer: Well, it wasn't at his house, but I have gotten naked for my Master.

13: Ever got aroused at work or school?
Answer: Refer to question 8. Dumbass ¬¬ (just kidding, I love you lolz)

14: Final question: You think any people reading this will look at you the same way again?
Answer: Hell if I know. I'll ask them :3

THEY TASTIN'
TRYING TO CATCH ME LIIIIGHT AND FLUFFYYYYY
TRYIN'A CATCH ME LIGHT AND FLUFFY
TRYIN'A CATCH ME LIGHT AND FLUFFY

You can trust me.

Reminds me of the war. Couldn't understand why everyone was so moody then either.

Now now, don't be cunt

I'm great in bed <3

Could I get you to sign this release form?

Hello, little boy ^_^

You remind me of my first orgy.

That's funny. Usually I'm so dependable.

Would I lie to you? Honestly?

Don't worry. I'm... not... mad...

I'm not sure about these results. I thought I'd score higher as an exhibitionist, but it may be that I'm not terribly... "public," and I don't like to be humiliated. Yet I'm 50/50 on degradation. Figures, don't it?

Submissive
89%
Experimental
82%
Switch
64%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur
61%
Degradation
50%
Sadist
43%
Bondage
43%
Vanilla
43%
Masochist
32%
Dominant
14%

http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/Sex/poe.....bdsm/index.php