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RIP Zaeed
Posted 11 years agoZaeed had to be put down about two weeks ago due to massive seizures. Bye buddy, sorry I couldn't do more for you :C
MITES UUUUGGGGHHHH
Posted 12 years agoUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HATE MITES
A california kingsnake I got in has them and he's currently at another house but now I'm trying to find a safe way to treat the area he was in without doing any damage to my other reptiles in the same room ffffffffffff
I HATE MITES
A california kingsnake I got in has them and he's currently at another house but now I'm trying to find a safe way to treat the area he was in without doing any damage to my other reptiles in the same room ffffffffffff
ugh
Posted 12 years agoWhy did i buy that blood. I think I forgot just how fucking HUGE they get and how fast they do it.
I haven't been able to sleep because my parents still don't know and I need to take him back in the morning but I can't drive myself because I have now been up for around 20 hours. I have to tell my parents. I really don't want to because if they give me the "I'm disappointed" speech I'm just going to fucking break down and cry and it's not going to be fun for any of us.
never give in to impulse buy. Yes, I was thinking about getting a blood python for a while, but I'm not ready for one yet.
I've learned my lesson so I don't really need any coaching here. My anxiety about the whole situation has caused me to lose my dinner.
I honestly just want to turn back time just by a few hours even. I can't though so I'm just going to curl up on my floor and wait for my parents to wake up.
I haven't been able to sleep because my parents still don't know and I need to take him back in the morning but I can't drive myself because I have now been up for around 20 hours. I have to tell my parents. I really don't want to because if they give me the "I'm disappointed" speech I'm just going to fucking break down and cry and it's not going to be fun for any of us.
never give in to impulse buy. Yes, I was thinking about getting a blood python for a while, but I'm not ready for one yet.
I've learned my lesson so I don't really need any coaching here. My anxiety about the whole situation has caused me to lose my dinner.
I honestly just want to turn back time just by a few hours even. I can't though so I'm just going to curl up on my floor and wait for my parents to wake up.
Breeder mice!
Posted 12 years agoJust got some breeder mice to make food for snakes :3
2 white females, Daisy and Snowdrop. They killed the male I bought for them originally for some reason.
Got a new male today, he's brown with some white and his name is Brown Sugar. He's in a different enclosure until I wait a few weeks to see if one of the females is already pregnant.
2 white females, Daisy and Snowdrop. They killed the male I bought for them originally for some reason.
Got a new male today, he's brown with some white and his name is Brown Sugar. He's in a different enclosure until I wait a few weeks to see if one of the females is already pregnant.
Eeeee so tiny ;3;
Posted 12 years agoTiny gecko and tiny hognose are so... TINY
Tinygecko came out onto my hand this morning while I took out her old food and I decided to weigh her. 5 grams! 5 TINY GRAMS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW TINY THAT IS.
She needs to eat up and get big and fat and reach 20 grams so I know for sure if she's male or female :'D
Tinyhognose will be fed and weighed soon. Giving him a few more days to settle in.
Tinygecko came out onto my hand this morning while I took out her old food and I decided to weigh her. 5 grams! 5 TINY GRAMS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW TINY THAT IS.
She needs to eat up and get big and fat and reach 20 grams so I know for sure if she's male or female :'D
Tinyhognose will be fed and weighed soon. Giving him a few more days to settle in.
Hognose!
Posted 12 years agoGetting my western hognose in this week! I'm so fucking excited ;3;
Making some care sheets
Posted 12 years agoBecause some people DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MOTHER FUCKING REPTILES.
So I'm making submission care sheets so people can favorite them and let it spread around.
So I'm making submission care sheets so people can favorite them and let it spread around.
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Posted 12 years agothinking about going field herping [reptile hunting] in colorado this weekend.
I dunno, I just need to get out of this house :c
If I find a hognose, I WILL BE SO HAPPY.
I dunno, I just need to get out of this house :c
If I find a hognose, I WILL BE SO HAPPY.
Western hoggies :D
Posted 12 years agoI'm buying a pair of western hognose snakes c:
This is the male. Double het. Anery/albino. Getting him for $125.
Still looking for a yellow-phase albino female though :/ Found one but the guy hasn't called me back.
This is the male. Double het. Anery/albino. Getting him for $125.
Still looking for a yellow-phase albino female though :/ Found one but the guy hasn't called me back.
Alphonse might have a Respiratory Infection
Posted 12 years agoAlphonse, my oldest ball python, is not doing well.
He's been wheezing and I caught mucus and stargazing last night.
Mom's helping me take him to the vet since I'm sick AGAIN and can't drive because of medication and lack of sleep from coughing.
Hopefully he'll be okay.
I really hate not having a good job. I really don't like it when my parents have to pay for my vet bills ;3;
But I don't get many commissions [because I suck at them]
so I may have to re-apply for walmart.
He's been wheezing and I caught mucus and stargazing last night.
Mom's helping me take him to the vet since I'm sick AGAIN and can't drive because of medication and lack of sleep from coughing.
Hopefully he'll be okay.
I really hate not having a good job. I really don't like it when my parents have to pay for my vet bills ;3;
But I don't get many commissions [because I suck at them]
so I may have to re-apply for walmart.
More Photos here!
Posted 12 years agoGo here for more frequent photo updates!
My Tumblr!
WARNING: THERE ARE PHOTOS OF SNAKES FEEDING IN THIS BLOG. Do not whine, bitch, or go all peta on me. My snakes eat PREKILLED or FROZEN/THAWED animals. They are never fed live.
My Tumblr!
WARNING: THERE ARE PHOTOS OF SNAKES FEEDING IN THIS BLOG. Do not whine, bitch, or go all peta on me. My snakes eat PREKILLED or FROZEN/THAWED animals. They are never fed live.
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Posted 12 years agoLE SIGH
I'd have a lot more to upload if FA allowed images with snakes eating things :C I took like, a crapton of photos tonight of them eating and then was all "oh dammit. I can't even upload these...."
I'd have a lot more to upload if FA allowed images with snakes eating things :C I took like, a crapton of photos tonight of them eating and then was all "oh dammit. I can't even upload these...."
I have to rehome Tiberius
Posted 12 years agoI have to rehome my adult female bearded dragon, Tiberius.
if I can't find a good home for her, I have to take her to a reptile store in Denver. I really don't want to do that because she could be sold to ANYONE.
I can give her, the blanket she loves, her hide, food/water dish away for $50, just so I know you are serious about her. Her cage, heat lamp, light, and heat lamp holder thing will be available for about $100. I will dip down lower if you have a nice looking bearded dragon already.
I will ONLY give her to someone who already has a bearded dragon and is in very good condition. I'm not going to give her to someone who doesn't have one, or has never had any experience with one.
I am willing to drive 4 or 5 hours to give her a good home. She will not be shipped anywhere, I don't want to risk it. Unless YOU pay full shipping, handling, and prices for the box/shipping equipment. I will not be able to ship her cage, but I will be willing to ship her other stuff.
I live close to Cheyenne, WY.
if I can't find a good home for her, I have to take her to a reptile store in Denver. I really don't want to do that because she could be sold to ANYONE.
I can give her, the blanket she loves, her hide, food/water dish away for $50, just so I know you are serious about her. Her cage, heat lamp, light, and heat lamp holder thing will be available for about $100. I will dip down lower if you have a nice looking bearded dragon already.
I will ONLY give her to someone who already has a bearded dragon and is in very good condition. I'm not going to give her to someone who doesn't have one, or has never had any experience with one.
I am willing to drive 4 or 5 hours to give her a good home. She will not be shipped anywhere, I don't want to risk it. Unless YOU pay full shipping, handling, and prices for the box/shipping equipment. I will not be able to ship her cage, but I will be willing to ship her other stuff.
I live close to Cheyenne, WY.
hmmm
Posted 12 years agomay or may not have come home with two new babies
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CHRISTMAS PHOTO TIME
Posted 12 years agoTIME TO HUMILIATE MY ANIMALS. YAY.
LETS GO TO THE ZOO
Posted 13 years agoI'M GONNA GO TO THE DENVER ZOO TOMORROW
YEAH
TAKE PICTURES OF ALL THE SNAKES AND COOL SHIT
AW YEAH
GLARE AT PEOPLE WHO BLOCK MY VIEW
HELL YEAH
LETS GO TO THE ZOO.
YEAH
TAKE PICTURES OF ALL THE SNAKES AND COOL SHIT
AW YEAH
GLARE AT PEOPLE WHO BLOCK MY VIEW
HELL YEAH
LETS GO TO THE ZOO.
ART ACCOUNT
Posted 13 years ago
visceralThinking of switching accounts
Posted 13 years agoI'm not sure... but I'm contemplating switching to my old 
protocol account.
Or maybe I'll just use it for photography so I don't drown this account in photos?
I don't know, thoughts from my watchers? D:
protocol account.Or maybe I'll just use it for photography so I don't drown this account in photos?
I don't know, thoughts from my watchers? D:
Gamestop
Posted 13 years agoI got my check from Gamestop today.
A WHOLE WHOPPING 13 DOLLARS.
I'M SO FUCKING RICH.
;A;
Really wish people would buy sketch commissions.
A WHOLE WHOPPING 13 DOLLARS.
I'M SO FUCKING RICH.
;A;
Really wish people would buy sketch commissions.
hmmm
Posted 13 years agoI bet I'd get loads of commissions if I could draw porn :/
People don't seem to want commissions unless there's a dick in them.
Anyway, Halo 4 is visually stunning.
The story and attention to Covenant detail could be a lot better. A LOT better.
BUT IT'S ALSO PRETTY. I've been stopping every so often to try and sketch out a scene.
The thing that really pisses me off though is that there IS NO CAMPAIGN THEATER. What kind of fuckery is this.
The Chief's voice though... ohohohohoho. I could marry that voice. I'm so glad he's talking a lot more.
People don't seem to want commissions unless there's a dick in them.
Anyway, Halo 4 is visually stunning.
The story and attention to Covenant detail could be a lot better. A LOT better.
BUT IT'S ALSO PRETTY. I've been stopping every so often to try and sketch out a scene.
The thing that really pisses me off though is that there IS NO CAMPAIGN THEATER. What kind of fuckery is this.
The Chief's voice though... ohohohohoho. I could marry that voice. I'm so glad he's talking a lot more.
Commissions:
Colored, sketch commissions! Need money for Wedgie.
Posted 13 years agoI'm in need of money to buy Wedgie some basic supplies. Since I really don't have a job, I need to sell my art.
2 bags of CGD [regular and mango, hey, gotta give him some variety!], thermometer/hygrometer, feeding stand, disinfectant, calcium supplements [this is shared with my beardie and my leo gecko too!], 1 hide, 1 plant, and this ADORABLE mushroom ledge. this
This whole thing adds up to about $105.36, mostly the thermometer/hygrometer, feeding ledge, and that fucking adorable mushroom ledge.
I'm wanting to take up sketch commissions to bring up the total. I have $25 in my paypal right now thanks to a lovely user who purchased my cave creature design, so I just need the other $80.
i would really love to buy him a larger cage, but I can't spare the extra $200 to get him one.
SKETCH COMMISSIONS WILL LOOK LIKE THIS this
They are only $10. Normally something like this would cost $17.
I will do 10 of these.
Keep in mind, I am best at ferals and monsters. <3
I will do adult art, but not extreme fetishes. Babyfurs are A-OK. [list of what I will not draw is at the bottom of this journal]
Payments [and donations if you wish, but I'm not asking for any] can be sent to SangheiliSniper[at]me.com
A HUGE thank you in advance, Wedgie and I really appreciate it. Please leave a note with your username and amount in the paypal comments so I can try and do a sketch for you. [if you donate]
Make sure that when sending paypal funds, you choose Personal-->Payment Owed. This way you will NOT be fined by paypal. [also keep the keyword "furaffinity" out of the notes! Otherwise it might get a red flag and not go through!]
Extreme fetishes [for me] include: adult diapers, scat, watersports, inflation, rape, incest, vomit, and a few others I cannot remember at the moment. I will also not draw humans, because I suck skagsack at them.
2 bags of CGD [regular and mango, hey, gotta give him some variety!], thermometer/hygrometer, feeding stand, disinfectant, calcium supplements [this is shared with my beardie and my leo gecko too!], 1 hide, 1 plant, and this ADORABLE mushroom ledge. this
This whole thing adds up to about $105.36, mostly the thermometer/hygrometer, feeding ledge, and that fucking adorable mushroom ledge.
I'm wanting to take up sketch commissions to bring up the total. I have $25 in my paypal right now thanks to a lovely user who purchased my cave creature design, so I just need the other $80.
i would really love to buy him a larger cage, but I can't spare the extra $200 to get him one.
SKETCH COMMISSIONS WILL LOOK LIKE THIS this
They are only $10. Normally something like this would cost $17.
I will do 10 of these.
Keep in mind, I am best at ferals and monsters. <3
I will do adult art, but not extreme fetishes. Babyfurs are A-OK. [list of what I will not draw is at the bottom of this journal]
Payments [and donations if you wish, but I'm not asking for any] can be sent to SangheiliSniper[at]me.com
A HUGE thank you in advance, Wedgie and I really appreciate it. Please leave a note with your username and amount in the paypal comments so I can try and do a sketch for you. [if you donate]
Make sure that when sending paypal funds, you choose Personal-->Payment Owed. This way you will NOT be fined by paypal. [also keep the keyword "furaffinity" out of the notes! Otherwise it might get a red flag and not go through!]
Extreme fetishes [for me] include: adult diapers, scat, watersports, inflation, rape, incest, vomit, and a few others I cannot remember at the moment. I will also not draw humans, because I suck skagsack at them.
Nice way to fuck it up Bioware
Posted 13 years agoWhy does the Turian lady have boobs. Why. Just… why.
I was getting really excited for this DLC… but now I probably won’t even waste money on it.
Are people seriously not going to be able to tell that she’s female if she doesn’t have boobs? Everything female HAS to have ta-tas for guys to gawk at and drool over otherwise it won’t be a success?
Can someone from Bioware please explain to me why a Turian needs boobs when they have a metallic carapace all over their bodies? This doesn’t make sense biologically. Especially with the naked sketches shown in the Mass Effect art books, there wouldn’t even be room for squishy mammalian protuberances.
If you’re going to argue with me that “oh, she needs boobs to feed her babies!” then cut that out.
I understand this is an alien species, but it still needs to make sense.
Not every female needs boobs. Even the fans who draw art of female turians seem to understand this. Go look at some of the female turian artwork on art sites and you will find that probably 85% of the female Turians do not have boobs.
This is just about as bad as putting boobs on an Elite from Halo or a Berserker from Gears of War.
And why yes, I am going to be really anal about this. Because it just does. not. work.
I was getting really excited for this DLC… but now I probably won’t even waste money on it.
Are people seriously not going to be able to tell that she’s female if she doesn’t have boobs? Everything female HAS to have ta-tas for guys to gawk at and drool over otherwise it won’t be a success?
Can someone from Bioware please explain to me why a Turian needs boobs when they have a metallic carapace all over their bodies? This doesn’t make sense biologically. Especially with the naked sketches shown in the Mass Effect art books, there wouldn’t even be room for squishy mammalian protuberances.
If you’re going to argue with me that “oh, she needs boobs to feed her babies!” then cut that out.
I understand this is an alien species, but it still needs to make sense.
Not every female needs boobs. Even the fans who draw art of female turians seem to understand this. Go look at some of the female turian artwork on art sites and you will find that probably 85% of the female Turians do not have boobs.
This is just about as bad as putting boobs on an Elite from Halo or a Berserker from Gears of War.
And why yes, I am going to be really anal about this. Because it just does. not. work.
My friend needs money for Borderlands 2.
Posted 13 years agoGo commission my friend so she can play Borderlands 2 with me!
She does great stuff and for affordable prices. She is faster than me at commissions, WAY faster.
And if you pay for shipping, she'll send your traditional commission to you! [only if you buy traditional artwork though]
She does not really like to draw porn though, so please keep that in mind.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9079305/
She does great stuff and for affordable prices. She is faster than me at commissions, WAY faster.
And if you pay for shipping, she'll send your traditional commission to you! [only if you buy traditional artwork though]
She does not really like to draw porn though, so please keep that in mind.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9079305/
There's a reptile expo in November
Posted 13 years agoI'm gonna go
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but I need money
I might do sketch commissions.
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but I need money
I might do sketch commissions.
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Posted 13 years agoHaving pneumonia sucks
want to know what else sucks?
Being allergic to the antibiotics they give you that makes you break out in HIVES OF FUCKING DEATH.
Then they give you more medication so you’re now taking 3 different meds at once.
AND THE FUCKING HIVES WILL NOT GO AWAY. They are on my chest and back primarily, several on my face and a fuckton on my neck/scalp but slowly moving down to my legs and forearms. They are itchy motherfuckers.
So it’s one of the three. I’m suspecting it’s the steroids they gave me in an inhaler.
I just want to lie on my bed and do absolutely nothing. Because when I don’t move, they don’t itch. IF I DON’T MOVE, THEY WON’T TORTURE ME. PROBLEM SOLVED.
I haven't been allergic to ANYTHING in my life, so this is kind of a traumatic experience right now 8I
want to know what else sucks?
Being allergic to the antibiotics they give you that makes you break out in HIVES OF FUCKING DEATH.
Then they give you more medication so you’re now taking 3 different meds at once.
AND THE FUCKING HIVES WILL NOT GO AWAY. They are on my chest and back primarily, several on my face and a fuckton on my neck/scalp but slowly moving down to my legs and forearms. They are itchy motherfuckers.
So it’s one of the three. I’m suspecting it’s the steroids they gave me in an inhaler.
I just want to lie on my bed and do absolutely nothing. Because when I don’t move, they don’t itch. IF I DON’T MOVE, THEY WON’T TORTURE ME. PROBLEM SOLVED.
I haven't been allergic to ANYTHING in my life, so this is kind of a traumatic experience right now 8I
