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General | Posted 17 years agoWell, I hope everyone started the year right and were as drunk as a skunk last night (legally of course. You minors stay away from my booze) Lord knows I was. I still find the effects of alcohol to be almost magical at times. I mainly speak to the fact that I know and remember going to see the wizard of the John for an hour and a half puking my guts out and then made another hasty pilgrimage to the porcelain city an hour later. I have bruises all over I don't remember when or how I got them because I couldn't feel the pain at the time yet somehow my brain still thinks that last night was incredibly awesome and wouldn't mind repeating it. Curse you alcohol and your ability to separate the actions and consequences in my mind to keep me from learning important lessons!
In closing I would like to say, Mr. Daniels, Mr. Cuervo, you're both bastards, but I will see you again on Valentines Day.
In closing I would like to say, Mr. Daniels, Mr. Cuervo, you're both bastards, but I will see you again on Valentines Day.
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General | Posted 17 years agoRank: 2406 (95.54%)
Rating: 38652 <-- ??
Watchers: 513
Watching: 112
Hmmm... While on the one hand it's nice to say that in 6 months I'm in the upper 6% of the FA community, but on the other hand I'm still 2406. It's sort of like being ranked 119th best professional tennis player in the world. It's nothing to sneeze at, but it's nothing to gawk at either. So clearly, I need to step it up.
Rating: 38652 <-- ??
Watchers: 513
Watching: 112
Hmmm... While on the one hand it's nice to say that in 6 months I'm in the upper 6% of the FA community, but on the other hand I'm still 2406. It's sort of like being ranked 119th best professional tennis player in the world. It's nothing to sneeze at, but it's nothing to gawk at either. So clearly, I need to step it up.
Commissions Now Open! (Revision)
General | Posted 17 years agoOk... I'm terribly sorry, but I seem to have completely forgotten what fandom I was part of and what site I was posting this on for a bit there. I'm now accepting commissions for hardcore love making and the like. (Yay Pr0n!) Nothing too weird or unnecessarily specific thank you. ^_^
Commissons are Open!
General | Posted 17 years agoAlrighty, everybody. As some of you may or may not know I'm currently unemployed. I'm looking for a new job, but I might need some help until I find one. This is beneficial for you however because it means I'm opening commissions. Right in time for Christmas/New Years too!
Stipulations:
In the interests of time and sanity I will not being accepting commissions involving overly kinky love making. Regular old fucking no prob. Bondage gear, water sports and the like, no. That's pretty much my only stipulation at this point.
Payment:
I'm a bit wary of giving my address out to people and I don't have a PO Box so paypal is really all I'm accepting right now as a form of payment. If you can't do that for what ever reason, ask and I'll see if I can make an exception.
There are currently 6 slots open!
Prices:
Busts/Icons: $10 example
Pencil: $15 example
Ink: $20 eample
Color: $30 example
$10/extra character.
[b]Porn: $60 for 2 characters. (+$10 per extra)
The List[/b]:
Azule - $30 Full Color - sketching $
darkwraith - $30 Full Color
draegwolf - $30 Full Color
$ - paid
Stipulations:
In the interests of time and sanity I will not being accepting commissions involving overly kinky love making. Regular old fucking no prob. Bondage gear, water sports and the like, no. That's pretty much my only stipulation at this point.
Payment:
I'm a bit wary of giving my address out to people and I don't have a PO Box so paypal is really all I'm accepting right now as a form of payment. If you can't do that for what ever reason, ask and I'll see if I can make an exception.
There are currently 6 slots open!
Prices:
Busts/Icons: $10 example
Pencil: $15 example
Ink: $20 eample
Color: $30 example
$10/extra character.
[b]Porn: $60 for 2 characters. (+$10 per extra)
The List[/b]:
Azule - $30 Full Color - sketching $
darkwraith - $30 Full Color
draegwolf - $30 Full Color$ - paid
"My Very Bizzar Life" OST
General | Posted 17 years agoI couldn't resist this one. Stolen from 
blueblur8lover
1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!
Songs:
Opening Credits: Darkness - Disturbed (This should be interesting... or depressing)
Waking Up: From Out of Nowhere - Apocalyptica (I have an exciting morning!)
First Day at School: My Spirit Will Go On - Dragon Force ("Did the orc hoards really have to attack the school today? It's hard enough making friends when your not covered blood."
Falling in Love: "I Saved the World" - Eurythmics (All in a days work. Save the world, get the guy. As it should be. *stretch*)
Fight Song: "My Immortal" - Evanescence (This is giving me visions of a silent slow-motion gun fight with this song overlaid. That would actually be a really cool scene.)
Breaking Up: Enter the Sandman - Apocalyptica (For the usual "Find out your boyfriend is actually a kung-fu master assassin hired to kill you." break up scenes.
"Honey. I'm sorry. We can't see each other anymore."
"Is this because of your parents? Forget them!"
"No, it's me. See, I've been hired to KILL YOU! Hiya! And I think... Ha! That it might be a little hard... Ugh! For us to date... Hasah! When you're DEAD!")
Prom: No Sleep Tonight - 300 OST (O_o - This is going to be a very... interesting prom.)
Life's OK: Battle Ignition - Bleach OST1 ("Me? Of course I'm happy. What made you think otherwise."
"Well, the fact that you're beating some punk's head into mush might have something to do with it."
"This? I do this all the time. Especially when I'm feeling good. Yep, all the time.")
Mental Breakdown: Suspense - Gravitation (appropriate)
Driving: Delirium Trigger - Coheed & Cambria (Road Rage!)
Flashback: Nothing Can Be Explained- Bleach OST1 ("My head is not a nice place to be.")
Getting Back Together: Submission - 300 OST1 (Most awkward getting back together scene EVER.)
Wedding: Miracle of Love - Eurythmics (Daaawwwwww ^_^)
Birth of a Child: Actium - Aphex Twin (O_o WTF?!)
Final Battle: Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics (Shit yeah! I've always wanted to have an epic duel to this song!)
Death Scene: Supremacy II - Aphex Twin (Apparently I died at a dance club... or from a drug overdose. I haven't figured out which yet. Maybe both! O_o)
Funeral Song: Drive - Apocalyptica (At least my funeral will be remember for decades to come as the most awesome funeral EVER! AHAHAHA!!!)
End Credits: Shout 2000 - Disturbed (It ends where it began. Poetic, and badass. I like it!)
Blame iTunes "Party Shuffle" option for the chaos.
blueblur8lover1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!
Songs:
Opening Credits: Darkness - Disturbed (This should be interesting... or depressing)
Waking Up: From Out of Nowhere - Apocalyptica (I have an exciting morning!)
First Day at School: My Spirit Will Go On - Dragon Force ("Did the orc hoards really have to attack the school today? It's hard enough making friends when your not covered blood."
Falling in Love: "I Saved the World" - Eurythmics (All in a days work. Save the world, get the guy. As it should be. *stretch*)
Fight Song: "My Immortal" - Evanescence (This is giving me visions of a silent slow-motion gun fight with this song overlaid. That would actually be a really cool scene.)
Breaking Up: Enter the Sandman - Apocalyptica (For the usual "Find out your boyfriend is actually a kung-fu master assassin hired to kill you." break up scenes.
"Honey. I'm sorry. We can't see each other anymore."
"Is this because of your parents? Forget them!"
"No, it's me. See, I've been hired to KILL YOU! Hiya! And I think... Ha! That it might be a little hard... Ugh! For us to date... Hasah! When you're DEAD!")
Prom: No Sleep Tonight - 300 OST (O_o - This is going to be a very... interesting prom.)
Life's OK: Battle Ignition - Bleach OST1 ("Me? Of course I'm happy. What made you think otherwise."
"Well, the fact that you're beating some punk's head into mush might have something to do with it."
"This? I do this all the time. Especially when I'm feeling good. Yep, all the time.")
Mental Breakdown: Suspense - Gravitation (appropriate)
Driving: Delirium Trigger - Coheed & Cambria (Road Rage!)
Flashback: Nothing Can Be Explained- Bleach OST1 ("My head is not a nice place to be.")
Getting Back Together: Submission - 300 OST1 (Most awkward getting back together scene EVER.)
Wedding: Miracle of Love - Eurythmics (Daaawwwwww ^_^)
Birth of a Child: Actium - Aphex Twin (O_o WTF?!)
Final Battle: Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics (Shit yeah! I've always wanted to have an epic duel to this song!)
Death Scene: Supremacy II - Aphex Twin (Apparently I died at a dance club... or from a drug overdose. I haven't figured out which yet. Maybe both! O_o)
Funeral Song: Drive - Apocalyptica (At least my funeral will be remember for decades to come as the most awesome funeral EVER! AHAHAHA!!!)
End Credits: Shout 2000 - Disturbed (It ends where it began. Poetic, and badass. I like it!)
Blame iTunes "Party Shuffle" option for the chaos.
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