Butt icons as per usual. Check my scraps for examples if you are unaware of what they look like.

$10 a piece, paypal only, and please be able to pay right away. I have stuff I want, and I want said stuff as soon as possible. :3


1. Certo - 50% Paid
2. Silverdragon41 - 50% Paid
3. Buck - 0% Paid
4. Open
5. Open


And don't forget about my steam wishlist, if you are feeling so inclined. I would prefer payment via paypal though!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/strawbs/wishlist/

Just sayin.


Also go feed my pokemans.

Here is a berry guide B:

Do.


http://www.guitarcenter.com/Ibanez-.....76-i1168526.gc

shut_down_everything.jpg

Well, looks like Fender has downs now. :'( Poor Fender.

Because I want to get the humblebundle.

$10 via paypal, please be able to pay right away as the humblebundle is only available for another 22 hours. Check scraps for examples.

:I This shit is stupid. Whatever.

You forget that hitting enter when on the subject line while making a new journal posts that journal, and you realize you didn't write anything in it. Lol.


No.


AHEM.


Don't you hate it when you need like nine cents for something via paypal but you can't just GET those nine cents, even if you have it laying like right in front of you on your desk. :<!

You believe you've slept for about 3-4 hours, but actually slept for about 14 or 15 hours.


I just now realized that its not 10pm. Its 10am.


.___. FML.

By this artist here!  wintersnowolf

Look at their journal here for details, its real easy :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1902791/

Well shit.


Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[ ] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[ ] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin.
[x] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush. (Specific things. (Thing, really.))
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic. (Passionate/romantic, yes.)
[ ] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11

Colors:
[x] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[x] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13

Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[x] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go squee
TOTAL: 19

Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: Fuck you I'll rename it whatever I want.


Total: 76% THAT'S A C. FUCK YES.

Just reposting the journal again, since I got seven people to click my link the first night I posted it. Just need 3 more people to sign up and I'm entered to win~


All you need to do is click here and enter a name and email address to enter. Its not some spam thing, I'm sure you've seen several other journals about this by now. If you get ten people to click your unique invite link, you're entered to win. There'll be 1,337 packages awarded, so there's plenty to go around. Click above and join in o: and help me get a chance at winning one too :3

All you need to do is click here and enter a name and email address to enter. Its not some spam thing, I'm sure you've seen several other journals about this by now. If you get ten people to click your unique invite link, you're entered to win. There'll be 1,337 packages awarded, so there's plenty to go around. Click above and join in o: and help me get a chance at winning one too :3

Ten slots, because I'd do five but five would be like three dollars short for what I need and I'd like some extra money anyway. Butt icons, examples are in my scraps. $10 via paypal only, please be able to pay soon as what I want will not be available for very much longer.

Please be able to provide a visual reference, I'm not very good at going off of text descriptions.

Slots:

1. TheDXM - 25% - Paid
2. Open.
3. Open.
4. Open.
5. Open.
6. Open.
7. Open.
8. Open.
9. Open.
10. Open.

Just sharing this, since I'm finding several (by several I mean so far, like 40) wallpapers I like here, though I happen to like alot of different stuff when it comes to wallpapers. Mainly animals (herp furry derp), but also surreal space or planet images, simple or abstract stuff. Etc


http://wallpaperswide.com

Give it a look, if you haven;t yet o: It specifically is a widescreen wallpaper site, I believe; but from what I've seen so far, many of the images have 4:3 and 5:4 versions. :3!

Stolen from Moodyferret's journal.




I just died and went to cute heaven.

Yep.

Still needing money since three of the four people who said they'd commission an icon from me haven't said anything since.

SO. More slots are opening regardless if I'm going to regret having eight icons to do later.

$10 a piece, paypal only, I stress more urgently this time that I would please like you to be able to pay soon. As in, tonight; right when you comment preferably, if you want one. Check my scraps for examples. I need to make $40 by.. like two days ago. So as soon as possible :s

I will need a reference of the character you want an icon of.

Slots:

1. Toumal - 0% - Paid.
2. bobevans8998 - 0% - Paid.
3. Karuge - 0% - Paid.
4. Rabbet - 0% - Paid.
5. Open
6. Open
7. Open
8. Open

This is the best week ever. Oh my god I have been having joygasm for like eighteen hours.

I fucking hate when I find out that a furry that holds a position of power over me (IE: Mod somewhere that I frequent) believes HE IS A DRAGON SPIRITUALLY AND MENTALLY. He said, I quote. "I'm not a human IRL, I'm otherkin. The way I look at it, its more of a "everyone is entitled to their own opinion" thing."


I want to e-kill him so hard. So hard.

Opening five more slots.. I don't really like doing that, when I have other commissions, but I need some cash, pretty quick. Bills don't wait for artblock to pass :s

Anyway. You know the drill; $10, paypal only, check scraps for examples. I need a reference to the character, and do try to be able to pay relatively quickly :3 again, the bills aren't waiting up.

1. Toumal - 0% - Paid.
2. Open.
3. Open.
4. Open.
5. Open.

Bored, and there's little happening right now at IYC o: Anyone wanna hang out somewheres?


Also. It was odd enough that there were two renamon on the upper level dance poles before I left. I came back like ten minutes later and suddenly there's three now. :x The eff, renamons.


Furthermore. People should give me SL money so I can buy a snowmew avvie o:3

GTFO long journal.

Stolen from  thetakara


• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Name: Strawbs~
- Single or taken: Unofficially almost dating someone. I dunno man.
- Sex: Boy :3
- Birthday: July 20 o: 15 days motherfucker :V
- Sign: Cancer
- Hair color: Used to be blond when I was a kid, now its more like a sandy brown or something.
- Eye color: Blue
- Height: Over 6 foot. Haven't measured since highschool, and I was 5'11.5" then, going on four years ago :B
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: BROMOSEXUAL. Naw, Bisexual but like 97% gay. :V
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: I don't friggern know mang.
- Favorite designer: wat
- What is your sexiest outfit?: My pink low-rise thong o:
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Nude, of course. Otherwise, boxorbriefs and just a pair of shorts.
- What do you usually wear?: boxorbriefs, khaki pants/shorts, and some generic solid color t-shirt.
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Tresseme or however you spell it. Though that Garnier Fructise stuff smells delicious.
- What are you listening to right now?: Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla
- Who is the last person that called you?: I dunno prolly my brother or dad.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Like, none.
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Food: Lasagna, certain pizzas (Pizza Hut/Little Caesers/etc. big name pizza chains are usually not that great. The Wesco down the road has some pretty awesome pizza.), many pastas. Italian food is srsly the best.
- Girls' names: Ali/Alice
- Boys' names: Kyle, Jake, Ashley (its unisex but I don't like it as a girls name lol wat)
- Subjects in school: Math :3
- Animals: Otters, rabbits, rats/mice, deer. In that order.
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Given anyone a bath?: Nope.
- Smoked?: Nope.
- Bungee jumped?: Nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: Nope.
- Skinny dipped?: Nope.
- Ever been in love?: Several times.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope.
- Pictured your crush naked?: LOL DUMB QUESTION.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: A few :3
- Cried when someone died?: Of course. Grandma and mom.
- Lied: Everyone does.
- Fallen for your best friend?: A little :x
- Used someone?: Not that I know of. Not intentionally.
- Done something you regret?: Again, everyone has.

____________________________________________________________________________

• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Clothes: Boxorbriefs + khaki shorts.
- Desktop picture: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4099504/ That.
- CD in player: None. Who uses CDs lol.
- DVD in player: None. Who uses DVDs lol.
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- You touched: Myself? I don't know. I don't touch people thanks :I
- Hugged: Mom before she died.
- You kissed: See above.
- You IMed: Nico.
- Talk to online: Uh, by talk, you mean carry a conversation with one person not a chatroom; Nico.
- You sexed it up with: Virgin.

___________________________________________________________________________

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Understanding?: Yes.
- Open-minded?: I try to be.
- Arrogant?: I don't even know what it means. SO NOPE :B
- Insecure?: Not usually.
- Random?: I hate that word. Get out before I destroy you :I
- Hungry?: ALL THE TIME WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME UGH
- Smart?: Smartass, yes. Smart, relatively. I try to be :3
- Moody?: Yes. RAGE. RAAAAAAAGGGGE SOIJSDAGFIONFSIPFMSIPD
- Organized?: Surprisingly, yes. Shits got their places and that's where they go >:I
- Shy?: Not usually. Sometimes; like when talking to A BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING GOD.
- Difficult?: LOL. Probably. Sorry :3
- Bored easily?: Quite :I Though also, thankfully; easily amused.
- Obsessed?: With certain things/people.
- Angry?: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEE
- Happy?: On and off.
- Hyper?: Sometimes :3
- Trusting?: Pretty, yeah o:
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- In the morning I: Roll around in bed naked alot before eventually getting up and usually passing out again within five minutes.
- Love is: The best thing ever <3
- I dream about: Otters~
- Sexual preference: Switch, though generally more of a bottom. I say that now but goddomot shit hurts when it goes up your butt :V
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Their personality; whether they're shy or funny or whatnot. Physically I don't have any problems with a given weight or shape or anything; as long as they can carry themselves well, they can be attractive. Also I'm somewhat of a chubby chaser. <3 I love me some big, protective, passionate fellers <3
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
___________________________________________________________________________

- Coke or Pepsi: Coke, god.
- Flowers or candy: Candy is more useful, but flowers sure are pretty and smellgoody~
- Tall or short: Taller than me, or the same o: If shorter I feel as if I switch roles and am the big protective manly man, which I don't mind being <3, but again; usually more submissive than dominant :3

___________________________________________________________________________

• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Makes you laugh the most: Nico and Sythe :3
- Makes you smile: Plenty. Nico, Aine, Kyari, Vinta, etc.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Nico~~


___________________________________________________________________________

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Nico. :x
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No.
- Wish you were younger?: Sometimes. I get nostalgic sometimes. Those were the days man.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Probably.
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • N U M B E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Of times I have had my heart broken?: A couple~
- Of guys I've kissed: None. Dad doesn't count, I was a kid and it was a nighttime routine >:I
- Of girls I've kissed: None. See above, replace dad with mom.
- Of Cd's I own: None. Lol, CDs. What is this meme, from the 90s :V?
- Of scars on my body: None that I know of. Two if you count my toes that had the nails removed. Oh, and a smooth spot on my leg where hair doesn't grow due to being shot in the leg by a pellet gun when I was like 9 and it hurt like a MOTHER. FUCKER. Oh my god I shot him in the neck right afterwards and he bled alot and I was happy and raging still but happy rage.