tagged by  Makki_Wolf so I may as well do it since I haven't posted a journal in over a year X3

1. Do you snore?
I think I do a little bit.
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Lover <3
3. What's your worst fear?
Vomit x.x
4. As a kid, were you a Lego maniac?
I wouldn't say maniac, but they were pretty sweet.
5. What do you think of "Reality" TV?
Can't stand like 90% of them, but a few I've watched when bored.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
nope
7. Were you a cute baby?
So cute I was pictured in the TV guide as cutest baby ^^
8. Is the single life for you?
Until I meet that special someone to take me away from it.
9. What color is your keyboard?
Black
10. Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes when I have a song stuck in my head or I'm in a really good mood.
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
nope
12. Any secret talents?
If I told you they wouldn't be a secret anymore >=[
13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
I'd love to go to Scotland
14. Can you swim?
Not as well as I used to
15. #15 is blank for some reason.
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
yep
17. Do you care about the ozone?
I'd care more if I thought I could do something about it.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A one... A Two-hoooo... Three... *crunch* 3 ^^
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Sing it? No
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
When I went to Las Vegas
21. Are you a single child?
Middle child
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Electric all the way
23. What's your stand on hunting?
As long as you're eating the meat and give me a share ;3
24. Is marriage in your future?
I'd like it to be <3
25. Do you like your handwriting?
nope
26. What are you allergic to?
Sulpha
27. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
All the time to friends or co-workers, usually after being douchey to them lol
28. Is Tupac still alive?
He splits a timeshare with Elvis
29. Do you cry at weddings?
nah
30. How do you like your eggs?
Unfertilized
31. Are blondes dumb?
All the ones I know
32. Where does the other sock end up?
Mistaken for a spooge rag >_>
33. What time is it?
11:55pm
34. Do you have a nickname?
I've had a few
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
nah
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Earlier today
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers
38. Is Santa Claus real?
Don't mess with Chris Kringle dammit!
39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
Very much so ^^;;
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not usually
41. What are you addicted to?
Caffeine
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy
43. Can you crack your neck?
Not as much as i can crack my knuckles or ankles
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
nope
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Don't have any o.o
46. Is drug free the way to be?
For some people, I can't say yes because I indulged in the past lol
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
I wish I was v.v
48. What colour are your eyes?
Brown
49. Why the fuck is #49 blank?!
50. Do you like your life?
It is what it is for now
51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Mick Foley and Chris Jericho!!!
52. Are you psychic?
nope
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
nope
54. Do you play any instruments?
I played clarinet in middle school band and used to fiddle around with a guitar
55. Have you ever stolen money?
I have before
56. Can you snowboard?
Never tried it
57. Do you like camping?
nope
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
From time to time
59. Do you believe in magic?
I love magic ^^
60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
Dogs are EVERYONE'S best friend <3
61. You believe in divorce?
Sometimes it's necessary, but not nearly as often as it actually happens
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
nope
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
How else would I learn?
64. Is it cold outside today?
weather.com says it's 17 degrees but feels like 7, so yes X3
65. What was the last thing you ate?
Pizza!
66. Do you wear nail polish?
If I could find the right color I might >=[
67. Have you ever been kissed someone?
yup
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Progressive Auto with that damn Flo >_<
69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
nope
70. Favourite song at the moment?
Anastasia by Slash with Myles Kennedy
71. Do you like your job?
Had better and had worse
72. Do you like your classes in school?
Graduated a long time ago, but culinary classes were awesome.
73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Usually medium with a few exceptions
74. Do you like these surveys?
They pass the time between commercials
75. Do you know how to tag three people?
I don't know how and I dun wanna play favorites! So I'll just say a horse a coyote and a leopard, if you read this and are 1 of those feel free to fill this out ;3

Follow the rules in the link to earn yourself a shot ^^

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4637275/

well its been 5 months since i posted a journal, so here's a pile of crap to prove i still know how to type ^^

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
MLP, Adventure Time, Grey's Anatomy, CSI, damn near everything on MTV

2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, 90% of all electronica/techno/dance/dubstep cuz it all sounds the same to me

3. A selection of celebrities you couldn't care less about.
Zoe Deschanel, Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy, Rachel Ray, the cast of Glee minus Jane Lynch

4. A hobby you “don’t get”.
can't think of any, almost all hobbies make some level of sense to me.

5. A habit you find disgusting.
nail biting -_-

6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
home ec

7. Your favorite household chore.
dishes

8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
Call of Duty, Warcraft, Sims

9. PC or MAC?
no preference

10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
golf and basketball

11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
hockey and curling

12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Naruto, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Penn&Teller Bullshit, Bizarre Foods

13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Neil Diamond, Weird Al, They Might Be Giants, Cake, ICP

14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
i'm very much a collector type person, past collection that got weird looks was shot glasses and current collection that gets weird looks is Stitch plushes

15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.
cracking my knuckles

16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
english classes, didn't care for almost every book i was assigned to read

17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
dusting >_<

18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn't.
Peggle, Rock Band, Fable, Bejeweled

19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
Christina Ricci and Brendan Fraser

20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
people who can't debate in a mostly civilized manner. i don't expect someone to agree with me 100%, and i have no problem with someone being stubborn over a handful of issues or topics they're passionate about because i can be the same way. but don't call me an idiot or monster over something when it goes against your feelings, remember you asked me about the topic in the first place. also don't approach me saying you're feeling down or troubled if you have no intention of talking about it. if you plan to keep your troubles to yourself then why are you stating something is wrong =/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8772504/

It's been far too long since I posted a journal about anything that wasn't a raffle or something of that nature, so I'm getting behind this and spreading the word as most of you should expect ;3

1) What was your FIRST video game console?
first to play was Atari 2600, first to own was NES

2) Name a few games you played on said console.
Atari 2600: River Raid, Missile Command, Asteroids, BurgerTime
NES: Bad Dudes, Contra, Excitebike, Blaster Master

3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
Sega Genesis, Sega CD, 32X [think i still have it], PS2, Xbox, Xbox 360

4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
Street Fighter was a great game and i usually played E. Honda or Blanka, sometimes Chun Li or Ryu

5) Do you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company?
they've made and continue to make some fantastic games, so i hope they keep at it ^^

6) Here's the scenario. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
at the very least they need to wipe off most of it with either some paper towel or on their pants.

7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG? I will allow a second and third fave if you insist.
Shining Force 1&2, Fallout 3, Bard's Tale

8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
doesn't really matter

9) Are you an SNK fan?
sure, i really liked Samurai Showdown and Puzzle Bobble

10) Are you good at DDR?
not even a little bit

11) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
only when he laughs at me -_-

12) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
no, but i did almost miss a day of work when i first played Knights of the Old Republic. i came home from work and started playing it, never went to sleep, then realized i needed to be at work in 30min. i played it for like 14 hours straight >_>;;

13) Do you listen to video game music?
sometimes

14) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character?
not yet

15) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
nope, he was a 12 year old american -_-

16) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly.
Shining Force 2, Blaster Master, Nightmare Creatures

17) Mario or Sonic?
Sonic

18) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use Spider-man as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?
not likely, most movie games suck a variety of ass

19) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
racing games and sports games

20) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love?
Blinx the Time Sweeper

21) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
never beat Panzer Dragoon Orta cuz i couldn't beat the final boss >_<

22) Do you own any VG apparel?
i used to have some shirts and hats but i lost them in a house fire a long time ago

23) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
while it's a terrible movie, i cant help but sit and watch it every time it's on

24) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter?
pretty much the same, just with a little sadness knowing it was Raul Julia's last movie

25) Who's hottest out of the KOF chicks?
Yuri

26) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation?
most of the time yeah X3

27) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
worse, he sold it when he had a garage sale thinking it was his

28) Do you own any imported games?
nupe

29) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
nah ^^

30) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? (This can be simple or elaborate.)
i'd get the Vault Boy from Fallout above my butt, or the dog from Duck Hunt coming out of my pubes giggling... really anything that makes me giggle when someone saw it ;3

31) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
nah, i'm usually very happy or feel accomplished after beating a game. at most i may have been a little bummed that the game was over, but never cried.

Thats right, Happy Birthday to me! Too bad everywhere closes early today or I'd go out and celebrate my ability to get older X3

I was bored and commented on a few of these, so I kinda have to do it myself >_>

post a comment and I shall~


1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal

stolen from  EthanCormack because i likes to steal >=3

1- very first video game
River Raid on the Atari.

2- your favorite character
recently would have to be Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas. before that was prolly The Bard from Bard's Tale. and for an older game i'll say Earthworm Jim or Boogerman.

3- a game that is underrated
Panzer Dragoon Orta

4- your guilty pleasure game
i've really enjoyed the Lego games even though they're childish and pretty easy.

5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were)
i wish i was Maxi from the Soul Caliber series.

6 - Most annoying character
Roger from Star Ocean Till the End of Time.

7 - Favorite game couple
A Boy and his Blob

8 - Best soundtrack
Lords of Thunder for the Sega CD. [here's an example]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13VV7GHXx4w

9 - Saddest game scene
the seen at the end of the orphanage section in The Darkness, or when your dog dies in Bard's Tale & Fable 2

10 - Best gameplay
Rock Band 3

11 - Gaming system of choice
currently the Xbox variety, but before that was anything from Sega.

12 - A game everyone should play
Blaster Master

13 - A game you’ve played more than five times.
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic

14 - Current (or most recent) gaming wallpaper.
my wallpapers are almost always anime or the occasional commission.

15 - Post a screenshot from the game you're playing right now
can't, don't play PC games

16 - Game with the best cut scenes
the cutscenes from Halo Reach and Final Fantasy 13 are pretty, but i think the cutscenes i enjoyed most would be from either Bioshock or The Darkness

17 - Favorite antagonist
Commissioner Stenchler from Sewer Shark

18 - Favorite protagonist
Vault Dweller from Fallout 3

19 - Picture of a game setting you wish you lived in
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/ph.....-576-817.jpg20 - Favorite genre

21 - Game with the best story
Assassin's Creed

22 - A game sequel which disappointed you
pretty much every Shining Force game after Shining Force 2

23 - Game you think had the best graphics or art style.
though the game itself i found average at best, Final Fantasy 13 was a beautiful looking game. but Fallout 3 and New Vegas are awesome worlds to travel through.

24 - Favorite classic game
Sonic the Hedgehog 2

25 - A game you plan on playing
Batman Arkham Asylum. i bought it but haven't gotten gotten around to starting it.

26 - Best voice acting
Evil Dead A Fistfull of Boomstick, just because it's Bruce Campbell

27 - Most epic scene ever
reaching Andrew Ryan in Bioshock

28 - Favorite game developer
Bethesda or Konami

29 - A game you thought you wouldn’t like, but ended up loving
Guitar Hero

30 - Your favorite game of all time
Shining Force 1&2, Fallout 3 & New Vegas, Rock Band 3

Well i havent had internet for almost a week thanks to AT&T screwing everything up. I was supposed to have SOMETHING by now but i guess the earliest will be on monday. So here I am hanging out in the local coffee shop, the closest place with free internet... provided i buy a coffee X3

 mkcompy made me do this v.v

A
Age: old v.v
Annoyance: headaches, babies, cranberries
Allergies: sulfa

B
Best Friend: IRL would prolly be Jim
Bar: candy
Birthday: Christmas Eve

C
Crush: orange
Car: saturn
Cat: never was much of a cat guy

D
Dead Pets: 4 dogs, 1 guinea pig, couple anoles
Dad's Name: Dad
Dog: LOVE doggies ^^

E
Easiest person to talk to: IRL Jim, Online Yuri, Tsen, or Khamul
Eggs: scrambled, over medium, sometimes poached
Email: Sariff_Jackal[at]hotmail.com

F
Favorite color: red or purple
Food: lasagna or osso bucco
Foreign Slang: bollocks

G
Gummy Bears or Worms: bears
Good Times: Jimmy Walker
Graduation: Associates Degree in Culinary Arts

H
Hair Color: body and facial hair is red, but the hair on my head is more of a brownish red
Height: 5'9" ish
Health status: haven't been to a doctor in at least 7 years, so who knows

I
Ice Cream: caramel or coffee..... or a good mango sorbet <3
Instrument: played clarinet in middle school, tried acoustic guitar
Idol: Mick Foley... or Billy

J
Jewelry: used to wear necklaces
Job: currently unemployed, but most often food industry jobs
Jokes: LOVE jokes and comedians, so here's a quick joke. "How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

K
Kids: used to want them, but not as much now
Kittens: cute till they climb on you
Kung Fu: i know it... whoa o.o

L
Love: is sometimes like a joke with no punchline, but other times it's great ^^
Longest Car Ride: 8 hours, had to drive 4 hours to pick something up and bring it right back -_-
Language: english and a little spanish

M
Milk Flavor: lowfat chocolate
Mother's Name: Mom
Movie Last Watched: Big Trouble

N
Number of Siblings: brother and sister
Nose: runs at the moment
Name something you see right... now: my feets ^^

O
One Wish: mega millions jackpot
One Phobia: Emetophobia - fear of vomit
One Piece: never got into that anime =/

P
Parents, are they married or divorced: married
Pocky - Chocolate or Strawberry: chocolate
Poke-wars: i bruise easily v.v

Q
Quick or Slow?: more often slow
Queer or Straight?: both but closer to queer ^^;;
Queen or King?: it's good to be the king

R
Reason to smile: jokes, tickles, cuddles, someone failing
Reality TV Show: gets less realistic every year
Right or Left: righty

S
Song Last Heard: Modern Love by David Bowie
Season: spring or fall
Series: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, also started getting into Dexter <3

T
Time you woke up: took a nap and woke up around 5-6pm
Time Now: 6:15am
Time for bed: soon i hope

U
Unknown: mysterious o.o
Unicorns: super gay
Utopia: i hope to find it someday, then share it with nobody >=[

V
Vegan: annoying whiners who don't appreciate good food
Vegetable you love: broccoli or beets
View on Politics: i try not to pay attention to politics, last time i voted i got jury duty, so i think i'm done >_>

W
Worst Habit: cracking my knuckles
Where are you going to travel next: most likely to visit an out of state friend, who knows which one though X3
What's up?: *checks pants* ...nothing at the moment =/

X
X-Ray: vision would be awesome
Xeric: Mojave Wasteland
Xerox: fun to use the enlarge button on certain things X3

Y
Year you were born: 1980
Year it is now?: 2010
Yellow: snow is bad to eat

Z
Zoo Animal: koala or tiger
Zodiac: Capricorn
Zombies: seem to pop up in every game nowadays =/

well i was in need of a new journal, so i figured why not hop on this bandwagon.

30 movies meme:
think of 30 movies that you love or that really stuck with you
fill out the meme as fast as you can
order doesn't count or anything it's just 30 movies that you love

1. Princess Bride

2. Lilo&Stitch

3. Death to Smoochy

4. Suicide Kings

5. Jeffrey

6. Priscilla Queen of the Desert

7. Rocky Horror Picture Show

8. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny

9. Saving Silverman

10. Sneakers

11. Rounders

12. Naked Gun

13. Tombstone

14. Big Trouble in Little China

15. Sky High

16. Oh Brother Where Art Thou

17. Big Lebowski

18. Surf's Up

19. Around the Bend

20. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

21. Friday

22. Hook

23. Blues Brothers

24. With Honors

25. Big Trouble

26. Ed Wood

27. UHF

28. My Blue Heaven

29. Strange Brew

30. Legend of Drunken Master

Tagged by  makki_wolf which is cool since a new journal was in order anyway X3

THE RULES...
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS


1) I have a degree in Culinary Arts and have been working in the food industry since i was 15.
2) I love anime and manga, so feel free to recommend any personal favs.
3) I'm an achievement whore on my Xbox360 -_-
4) I really don't get into 90% of techno/dance/trance/rave whatever you wanna call it music. It all sounds the same to me and because of that you'll almost never see me in a club or at a dance X3
5) I have a serious fear/hatred for vomit, it's practically a phobia >_>
6) I have TONS of stuffed animals, half of which are Stitch from Lilo&Stitch <3
7) Though I enjoy road trips, I don't really like driving. So to make up for it I always chip in extra towards gas or food just so I don't have to take a driving shift. So far its worked every time ^^
8) I love being snarky or making others feel awkward with strange conversations >=3


I guess I'll tag...
 khamul
 cherryvulpine
 Rokkaiser
 scardykat85
 sfaosttrack20
 tsen
 yurithelion
 solar_vertigo

Step 1: Press "Browse"
Step 2: Click on the 5th submission you see
Step 3: Go to that artists page
Step 4: Click on that artists 4th favorite listed
Step 5: repeat step 3
Step 6: Repeat step 4, except click on the 3rd favorite listed
Step 7: repeat step 3
Step 8 repeat step 4, except click on the 2nd favorite listed
step 9: repeat step 3
step 10: repeat step 4, except click on the 1st favorite listed

Now for the fun part.

"I am a (insert gender from step 2) (insert species from step 4) who likes (insert theme from step 6) and (insert theme from step 8), but not (insert theme from step 10)."

For clarity sake, make sure you link the art from steps 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3463663/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3315749
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3257403
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3424179
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2156001

I'm an unknown tiger who likes avatar and famine but not kinky lion tamers.

stolen from  Khamul

Meme Rules: (this should be self-explanatory considering the title)
1 lowest
5 highest


1 Amphibian
3 Badger
3 Bat
2 Bear
4 Dog
5 Fox
5 Wolf
4 Canines (other)
2 Cervines
1 Dolphin
1 Whale
3 Cat
3 Cheetah
3 Leopard
4 Lion
3 Lynx
4 Panther
4 Tiger
3 Feline (other)
3 Ferret
1 Gerbil
1 Giraffe
2 Hamster
1 Horse
4 Hyena
2 Monkey
3 Mouse
5 Otter
2 Panda
4 Rabbit
4 Raccoon
2 Rat
5 Skunk
4 Squirrel
1 Zebra
2 Crow
1 Eagle
2 Phoenix
2 Gryphon
4 Dragon
1 Alligator
1 Dinosaur
2 Gecko
2 Lizard
1 Snake
1 Turtle
4 Kangaroo

i couldn't stop laughing and shaking my head when i saw this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0RrvOlhS2M

stolen from  MoodyFerret


1. Kitchen appliance - Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer
2. Salty snack - Munchos
3. Body part - Neck
4. Farm animal - Ass/Mule
5. Planet in our solar system - Neptune
6. Internet meme - something awkward as all hell
7. Spice or herb - Nutmeg or Clove
8. Thing that starts with M - Musket
9. Article of clothing - Hat
10. Pudding flavor - Pistachio
11. Natural disaster - Volcano
12. Color - Red
13. Lawn ornament - Goose in a Sundress
14. Type of building - Attached Garage
15. Flammable substance - Napalm
16. Something in a lunchbox - Pudding Cup
17. Sea creature - Manta Ray
18. Geometric shape - Parallelogram
19. Time of day - 8:15pm
20. Electronic device - Sega CD
21. Reason for being late - Bathroom Emergency/Explosive Diarrhea
22. Vegetable - Fiddle Head Fern
23. Element - Fire
24. Dessert - Napoleon or Boston Cream Pie
25. Historical event - Prohibition
26. Two-digit number - 37
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Cowardly Lion
28. Item in a freezer - Hot Pocket
29. Torture device - Judas Chair
30. Disease - Crohn's Disease
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Nachos
32. Mexican dish - Chili Relleno
33. Something slimy - Tadpole
34. FA emoticon - Cool Face
35. Sandwich - Classic Reuben [corned beef, swiss, sauerkraut, russian dressing on grilled rye]

stolen from damn near everyone

ANIME/MANGA NERD

[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[x] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
[x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[x] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime.

Anime/manga nerd = 8

ART NERD

[x] You like art.
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[ ] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[x] Instead of just 'brown' or 'pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[ ] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

Art nerd = 2

MUSICAL NERD

[x] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ 1/2] You play a musical instrument. [i used to play clarinet and guitar]
[ 1/2] You play more than one instrument. [see above]
[x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.

Musical nerd = 4

VIDEO GAME NERD

[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[ ] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[x] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.

Video game nerd = 9

COMPUTER NERD

[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer
[x] You use computer faces.
[ ] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[ ] You can type really, really fast.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms. (no, not what you think....you perverts...LOL)
[ ] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[ ] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.

Computer Nerd= 6

tagged by  astroskunk


THE RULES...
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS

FACTS...
1)Has a degree in Culinary Arts
2)Hates reading books yet loves reading manga
3)Quit smoking and Essentially quit drinking years ago
4)Loves thunderstorms
5)Enjoys smells both good and bad
6)Has a massive collection of Stitch plushes
7)Made my friends wedding cake as my gift to them
8)Loves watching movies, cartoons, and anime

can't think of 8 others i wanna tag but i'll pick a couple...
 Khamul
 Bluefire
 RokKaiser
 ShaunDreclin
 scdwolfboy

i think 5 is good enough X3

taken from  Genetic-Enigma and is pretty obvious to see what ya gotta do ;3

Mood < Music

*Happy - almost anything by Reel Big Fish or Me First and the Gimme Gimmes. ska and punk cover bands are awesome when i'm happy ^^

*Sad - Amazing Grace on the bagpipes, Carmelita by Warren Zevon or Dwight Yoakem, or Hole In My Soul by Aerosmith

*Calm - Someday I'll be Saturday Night by Bon Jovi or Santeria by Sublime

*Angry - Whatever or Bad Religion by Godsmack

*Lonely - When I Come to You by Johnny Lang, Dude I Totally Miss You by Tenacious D, or Somebody to Love by Queen

*Depressed - Just Wait by Blues Traveler, Darker Side by Johnny Lang, or Love on the Rocks by Neil Diamond

*Hyper - Devils Dance Floor by Flogging Molly or Timebomb by Rancid

*Uninspired - Touch of Grey by Grateful Dead

*Inspired - Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen or Runnin Down a Dream by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

*Horny - Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5, Pink by Aerosmith, or A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action by Elvis

*Bored - Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi, Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners, Renegade by REO Speedwagon

*Silly - anything by Weird Al or They Might Be Giants

*Worried - Solitary Shell by Dream Theater or Country Death Song by Violent Femmes

*Tired / Sleepy - Electric Lullaby by Kenny Wayne Shephard

*Numb - slack key guitar by Jim "Kimo" West

*Frustrated - Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring, Rocky Road to Dublin by Dropkick Murphy's

*Party - Paralyzer by Finger Eleven, I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones, or Unskinny Bop by Poison

*Zoning - Pull Me Under by Dream Theater, Sober by Tool, or Hook by Blues Traveler

*High/Drunk - anything by Stevie Ray Vaughn or Sublime

*Working - Original Prankster by The Offspring, Tom Sawyer by Rush, Livin on a Prayer by Bon Jovi, or Eat the Rich by Aerosmith

Favorites

Color: red or purple
Beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper or coffee
Movie: heres a few: Suicide Kings, Lilo&Stitch, Jeffrey, Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Musical: Cannibal the Musical, Blues Brothers, Rocky Horror Picture Show
Board Game: Monopoly
Computer Game: none, my Xbox360 is for games
Game to Roleplay: used to play D&D and a Star Wars RPG
Animal: canines, squirrels, otters, and skunks
Sport: to watch, Hockey or College Football. to play Pool, bowling, or Volleyball
Book: Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks or Cats Cradle
Flower: white rose or bleeding heart

A Day In The Life..

School: graduate in 2003 with an Associates in Culinary Arts
Typical Mood: drowsy
Usually Found?: online, playing games, watching movies
Collects: manga and plushes [especially Stitch]

Have You Ever...

Been kissed: yup
Done drugs: tried pot, and if you count it alcohol and tobacco
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yup
Eaten sushi: yup
Been on stage: yup
Been in a car accident: yup

This or That

Cold or Hot: cold
Blue or Red: red
Rain or Snow: both
Wool or Cotton: cotton
Private or Public School: public
Chocolate or Plain Milk: chocolate
Celsius or Farenheit: who cares
Spring or Fall: both
Science or History: science
Math or English: ...home ec. >_>

"Love Life"

Do you like somebody?: a few somebodys
Do they know?: a couple do
Do you want them?: yup
Are they hot?: i guess it depends on what you consider hot o.o

Random

Who do you e-mail the most? i don't email very often unless it's about a commission i'm getting
Who do you IM the most? a pawful of furs =3
Who are you talking to now?: Dyen and Bluefire
Are you currently in love?: nope
Is this survey lame?: it's alright so far ^^

In 24 hours have you...

...Showered?: right after work
...Had a serious talk?: yup
...Hugged someone?: nope =(
...Gotten along with your parents?: yeah, i like'em just fine ^^
...Fought with a friend?: nope
...Done something kind for someone? not really

Do You Like To...

Give hugs?: accourse
Give back rubs?: if i think they'll be appreciated then sure =3
Take walks in the rain?: depends how hard it's raining, so sometimes
Cook?: hell yeah
Eat?: hell yeah
Sleep?: HELL YEAH! X3

Who..

..Knows you the best?: i dunno, prolly my buddies Jim and Mike
..Have you known the longest?: other then family my buddy Jeremy i've known since Kindergarten
..Do you know the most about?: i know quite a bit about most of my close friends >:3
..Do you consider your friend?: too many it seems lol
..Is most likely to end up in jail?: nobody i wanna mention right now >_>
..Can you go to with your problems?: in person Morf, Mike, or Jim, online Coby, Tsen, Slade, and prolly Rok
..Do you want to get to know better?: whoever i dont know really well who wants to do more then rp X3
..Do you spend the most time with?: my buddies Chris, Jim, and Morf

Have You...

..Been to a concert?: yup
..Loved someone so much it made you cry?: yup
..Cheated on a test?: yup
..Ever stalked someone?: nope
..Done something you regret?: a few things
..Been in an online relationship?: not really

Random Questions

Single or Hooked?: single as it gets
What is your worst habit?: i dunno, i quit smoking and i more or less gave up drinking. i think i need a new bad habit X3
Scariest moment?: not sure >_>
Do you swear too much?: all the fucking time
How do you feel about homosexuality?: puts a smile on my face =3
Where are you right now?: living room on the couch
Are you sitting by anyone?: nope
What song are you listening to?: watching The Dark Knight
What is the last thing you said?: telling Mike "I'll see ya thursday bitch! X3" as i left work cuz his next day off is sunday lol
What's on your mousepad?: don't have one
What are the last four digits of your phone number?: 236, thats in no order and one of the numbers is doubled >:3
What was the last thing you ate?: quesadilla
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: shit brown, to resemble my personality >:3
What's the weather like right now?: a cool night
What do you feel like doing?: snuggling
What is your favorite quote?: "We're more likely to believe the lies we tell ourselves then the truths we already know." a random nugget of joy from my buddy Chris ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

you know you wanna watch it X3

ONLY MARK THE THINGS YOU HAVE NEVER DONE!!!

( ) I’ve Never Been Drunk

( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex

( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

(x) I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car

(x) I’ve Never Gone Past “Second Base” at a movie theater

( ) I’ve Never Been In A Taxi

( ) I’ve Never Been In Love

(x) I’ve Never Dumped Someone

( ) I’ve Never Been Dumped

( ) I’ve Never Shoplifted

( ) I’ve Never Been Fired

(x) I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight

(x) I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House

(x) I’ve Never Been Tied Up

( ) I've Never Had Sex

(x) I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone

(x) I’ve Never Been Arrested

(x) I’ve Never had a one night stand

(x) I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger

( ) I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job

(x) I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square

(x) I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date

( ) I’ve Never Lied To A Friend

(x) I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher

(x) I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans

(x) I’ve Never Been To Europe

( ) I’ve Never Skipped School

( ) I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker

(X) I’ve Never Been Married

(x) I’ve Never Been Divorced

(x) I’ve Never Posed Nude

(x) I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar

( ) I’ve Never Eaten Sushi

(x) I’ve Never Been Snowboarding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

this never stops making me giggle ^^

stolen from  fidget

HUMAN QUESTIONS
-What's your real name?
Brian

-Gender?
Male

-Orientation?
Bi

-Race?
White

-What's your favorite genre of music.
Punk, Ska, Blues

-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes or Reel Big Fish

-What's your worst peeve?
False sense of pride or superiority

-Are you doing well in school?
I did well enough when i was in college, Culinary Arts FTW!

-Do you have a religion?
Christian for the most part

-What turns you on?
storms, certain smells, getting messy, being pinned

-Do you consider yourself a whore?
nope

-Do you have a favorite movie?
SO many to choose from... Big Lebowski, Suicide Kings, Lilo and Stitch, Surf's Up, Blues Brothers, Strange Brew, anything by Mel Brooks.....

-Funniest thing you've ever said?
no idea, I seem to say a lot of funny stuff

-What do you eat?
I'll try anything once, but I tend to be a meat and potatoes kinda guy, or meaty pastas

-Are you flexible?
nope, kind of a downside to being chubby.

-What's your favorite video game?
that I play currently, prolly Rock Band 2. that I played in the past, prolly Shining Force 1&2

-Do you have a crush on anyone?
mayhaps >_>

-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
nothing embarrassing enough that I havent been able to forget

-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
nah. I used to check them everyday, but now I check once or twice a week tops.


FURRY QUESTIONS
-What's your furry name?
Sariff

-Species?
Red Jackal [aka Ethiopian Wolf, but I'm not dominant enough to be a wolf so I'm a Jackal ^^]

-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
playful

-Does your fur have a side-story?
nope. basically just me with fur and a tail X3

-Is your fur a whore?
he's becoming one more and more with each commission i get it seems ^^;;

-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
like i said before he's basically just me with fur and a tail. though a tad more flirtatious then I am irl

-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
either some torn or spiked punk look, or just an apron >:3

-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
playful and affectionate when he isn't being a cocky trickster

-How often do you RP using your fur?
I used to a whole lot, but now i dun RP that much

-Does your fur have any weapons?
always have access to kitchen knives and equipment if needed =3

-How does your fur where his/her hair?
either long and down, or short and kinda spiked

yoinked from  MoodyFerret because i was due for a new journal.


Using only song titles from one artist, cleverly answer these questions.

Pick a band/artist: Tenacious D [Jack Black & Kyle Gass]

1. Are you male or female: Wonderboy

2. Describe yourself: Tribute [To the Greatest Song in the World]

3. How do you feel about yourself: Beelzeboss

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend: Dude I Totally Miss You

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Car Chase City [currently single]

6. Describe your current location: I Met a Tasty Babe in Michigan

7. Describe where you want to be: Jesus Ranch

8. Your best friend is: Dio

9. Your favorite color is: Kielbasa

10. You know that: With Karate I'll Kick Your Ass

11. What’s the weather like: Classico

12. If your life was a television show what would it be called? Sex Supreme

13. What is life to you: The Road

14. What is the best advice you have to give: Fuck Her Gently

15. If you could change your name what would you change it to: Master Exploder