If you want to say "Hi!" on telegram and I don't know you, fine. Say hi. But if you make me feel uncomfortable in anyway, I'm sorry but you need to move on somewhere else.

Also, I'm the one who decides what makes me feel uncomfortable. Not you. You're not the expert on me, I am.

I'm not going to do like in the past where I flood people's submission notifications with 100 pictures of coyote butt in a matter of hours.

Nah. Uploads will be staggered this time. 10 per day until I'm done. So looks like I'll be doing this for another 5 days. Wheeeee.

Sorry, y'all. Here we go.

Hello folks! Figured I’d announce here!

Twitch things! I’ll be streaming all the Ratchet & Clank games leading up to the new one this June.

Yes you heard right. All of them! 4 hour sessions starting today. Tell your friends! Come hang out! Stare in awe of glorious PS2 graphics!

https://twitch.tv/schmozy

See you there!

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.... whatever that is.

Sorry folks, I did it again.

Thank you for bearing with me while I flooded your inboxes these past two days. Wooo! All caught up!

















And then I vanish for another 7 months. Heck.

Whew.... that was quite a chore. But I will be back! I will upload everything before the new year! No disappearing for more than 10 months like I did last time! Just got around 39 more to go!


*ded*

I seem to recall saying that I wasn't done with the art dump.



WELL I'M NOT!!


Current backlog is.... 80 items.... >_>;;; and by golly I will upload them all before the year is over.



Also hi. I'm not dead.... I think.

But as of this journal's writing, it's 04:37am EST and I want to get some SLEEP!!


I'm done with the remainder of the art I got in 2019. When I resume, I'll be posting all the art I've gotten so far since the start of 2020!

Or... if you're reading this journal after I've completed my art dump... sorry!


Nearly 4 months since my last journal and art posting..... heck! Yeah, I've got a lot to post. A LOT.

Hola. I've been very inactive here lately. Same with Twitter. I mostly just lurk around in Telegram. I don't even hop on Discord much.

Anyway, these last few months have been crazy.

- Typical existential crises at random times each month.

- I turned 40 recently.

- WE BOUGHT A CONDO. AAAAAAAAAA!! That's been the most exciting event so far. The place is really great. We love it.

- A whole load of stressful money matters. That fancy electric/hybrid car I bought and bragged about for so long.... needed to sell that. Affording to buy the condo took priority over having some shiny expensive toy. It's also why I've hardly bought any art in the last..... two months or so? And even before that, It was probably only one or two inexpensive things each month. I'm talking $40 or less. Not any of those $500 auctions.


Umm... that's pretty much it. Gonna post the few left over art pieces I've been sitting on. None of them recent, so none of that "lawl complaining about money but still buying art" judgement, please.



Ciao.

Enjoy!

Much better than Wonderwall!

I'll keep it short.

My very good friend  destova is currently in a very serious financial bind thanks to some recent emergency car repairs.

If you can spare even a dollar or two, please consider helping him out:
https://www.gofundme.com/car-repairs-life-repairs

Thank you

Been saving a few art pieces for today! Hope you like 'em!

We're married.


Haha click bait, but I suspect most of you already knew. Coz my husband ruined my attempt at trolling with his own journal :P


A new chapter in our lives begins today!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Brace yourselves.

My buddy  texotic is selling a really AWESOME cast aluminum sculpture You should buy it.


Check it out here:

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27525916/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27525916/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27525916/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27525916/

Took a bit of doing but I've rebuilt ALL my old coyote sticker packs for Telegram.


 NowAndLater stickers - https://t.me/addstickers/SchmozyNL

 CombatRaccoon,  FelisRandomis, and  Skdaffle stickers - https://t.me/addstickers/Schmozy

 ReynPuppeh stickers - https://t.me/addstickers/SchmozyRG



And for those of you who like the Opossum, here's those stickers, made by  Skdaffle - https://t.me/addstickers/schmopossum
The Opossum pack will grow over time. Stay tuned!




Toodles!

https://t.me/addstickers/SchmozyNL

Here you go. Enjoy! Share! Etc!

Hi. Are you confused yet? :D


This is what happens when I'm bored.


Anyway, as you were, fuzzies. Love you all!

Possum is still fairly fresh, new, being developed, and all that jazz.



Let's hear them suggestions!

You take my money, and you just vanish. Or you procrastinate for weeks and weeks with no updates. Or you come up with excuses. Or some emergency is always coming up. And you expect me to be perfectly okay with it and not grow extremely anxious or raise a stink about the possibility that my money is now gone forever with nothing for me to show for it.

But no......
How dare I suggest I pay on completion for my work. How dare I be cautious about whom I give my money to. How dare I try to explain that I have a flawless track record when it comes to paying. How dare I ask you to trust that I, a complete stranger, will pay in full for services rendered on completion when you, a complete stranger to me, always ask that I trust that you will (maybe some day) perform this service I paid for in advance.





It really pisses me off that this shit is just a one way street.



But I know what you'll all say:
"That's just how it is."
"Artists have to protect themselves from scammers."
"If you don't like it, don't commission them."
Etc etc etc.


Yeah maybe you're right. Maybe I won't commission them anymore. Or anyone that demands I pay upfront. (so pretty much every artist out there)

So does that mean I'm never commissioning art ever again? Gee, I guess so.











/end rant.