Hurry!

So yeah, it's been over a year since I posted anything at all so what better time to post all of my art all at once!

Incoming

I hope everyone had a good end to the year!

I will use this opportunity to tell anyone who doesn't know but is interested, I got a job! I am a bartender at a fancy hotel! I've been very busy over the Christmas period and it has been a real baptism by fire!

Naturally I was working last night until very late and then I had to wake up and go to work after only a few hours of sleep :B Also we got very drunk after our boss left.

But I woke up to a very special video message on skype, A group of people I miss dearly wishing me a happy new year and telling me they missed me. I'm not going to lie, I cried a little, happy tears of course! It was a really wonderful present to receive and I watched it like... well a lot of times!

This Christmas and New year was on it's way to being the worst I've ever had, so I'd like to thank every person in the video for saving it for me! I love you all <3

I will see you soon <33

I have nothing to do! I spend my day looking for work but I can only do that for so long! I even cleaned my room! And other rooms in the house! I'm that bored!

Heeeeelp meeeeee

Yep, It's that time of year, the morris dancers are out in force, bells jingling, sticks thwapping, closing the streets to they can do there merry jig down the road, and I get a whole week of it >:C

I used to get away throwing water balloon at them but now they swear at me and chase me for 15 minutes... I didn't know those old guys could run for so long :C

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5019466/ Airu needs your commissions now! Her art is awesome and you if you wondered where those cool icons came from, she made those! (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9321521)

Doooo eeeeet

That's right~ I kinda forgot about it, blended in the background compared to everything else haha

Anyways! Yeah, gunna have some cake with my grandparents and that's all I got planned!

Don't ask me how I got here owo

Schro_The_Cat Is the twitter I just set up and note me if you want my phone number! I have a temp number =3

Yay Furries!

Hello my beautiful people! Today I'm reporting to you live for the heart of the United Kingdom, London city! I am right in the middle of the city, I couldn't be any more central if I tried, I am literally 50 ft away from the British Museum. I am staying in a youth hostel while I am doing my bar tending and cocktail's course, I've had my first day today and wow, I already have so much information and an insight into the bar tending world. I am staying with a Romanian, an English born Italian(Whatever that is) and a guy from Israel and I am one of the few British people taking the course lol.

Anyway, I am having a great time and I'm looking forward to taking what I know to America to look for work~

Now I will upload some art I've gotten while I've been unable to upload anything!

I will be gone for the Easter weekend! I will be back on the Monday, battered and bruised and happy =3

ONWARD!

Keen levels rising! In just over a week I'll be on my way to Empire! I shall play as a Grimnir of The Dark Wolves of Argonne! Forgoing glory on the front line to swear the oath of the Grimnir, heal the wounded and guard over them with the same ferocity as a white wolf would protecting it's pups.

P.S. I might post pictures, maybe.

This detox thing works, It's like I'm not carrying around 9 bags of sugar with me all the time.

Soooo yeah I survived the purging of my body, I can eat what I want again from tomorrow on-wards which will be nice. I'm now painfully aware of calories in things which is a double edged sword, I'll know not to eat something with a million calories in it but I will feel terrible if I do end up eating it =p

I dunno, 9 pounds in 9 days good or bad? I don't even think I'm that fat :B

I've started a Clean 9 detox thingy (Partly for me but mostly for my cousin who is selling this stuff and wants test subjects) It's 2PM and all I've eaten is aloe vera and bee pollen ;w; I won't eat any real food until Wednesday! and then I can only have 600 cal per day! Ahhh haaaa I wanna quit already Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://warframe.com/

=3

If you want to play I have a few beta keys!

I am now a personal license holder which gives me the right to sell and authorize the sale of alcohol in England and Wales :3

NOW CAN I HAZ JOB PLZ

Looks like I'm a lucky cat when I need to be, in the space of a week I've had three people get in touch with me to offer me an interview.

One is where I like doing Customer support, one is further away doing the same thing but the last is in America, doing hospitality for a yacht club off the coast.

I saw I have luck similar to my name sake, I have something terrible happen to me and then something lucky happens to kinda cancel it out.

I'm rambling now, Peace!

 phoenixe is doing a raffle with  arcanethewoof

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4272461/

^Click here!^

Some people will know what's up but for those who don't, this is a brief overview of why you might not see me for a while.

I've had a bit of a falling out with my family, both sides that is, now I'm looking at technically being homeless on the 31st of this month. I will hopefully move into a place on my own in one of the neighbouring cities where I might have more luck working, seeing as I won't be living in the back end of no where x3

Anyway, I won't be gone for too long I hope, wish me luck xp

Schro~

In March I will be attending the first Empire event, it will be awesome and I can't wait.

Hello watcher people,

Who would want to watch me stumble around in Dark Souls if I streamed it?

Light Elemental
[x] You're proud of who you are
[] You state your opinion
[] You think you're intelligent
[x] You enjoy learning
[x] You're raised in a very traditional way
[] You hardly show emotions
[] You're a morning person
[] You don't like people who sleep around a lot
[] You don't like the dark
[] You're hard on yourself when you fail
Total: 3

Dark Elemental
[] You always say what's on your mind.
[x] You're a night person
[x] You like having sex/like the idea of sex
[x] You don't like mornings
[] You don't like happy-go-lucky people
[] You argue with people a lot
[] You laugh at stupid people
[] You hold on to grudges
[] You love scary stories
[] You're often found in dark places, like under a shade, beneath a blanket, etc.
Total: 3

Nature Elemental
[x] You love animals and nature
[x] You love being outdoors
[x] You're somewhat gullible
[x] You're shy around new people
[x] You're very understanding/a good listener
[x] You forgive easily
[] You're not a good fighter
[] You don't like eating meat
[x] You protect what you hold most dear
[] You love drinking water
Total: 7

Water Elemental
[x] You're a good swimmer
[x] You love fish
[x] You're very curious
[x] You like to explore
[x] You day dream a lot
[] You don't usually like to talk
[x] You like doing things by yourself
[x] You like to imagine things for your amusement
[x] You're open minded
[x] You like things to stay the same
Total: 9

Fire Elemental
[] You have a bad temper
[] You love hearing gossip
[x] You like to fight
[x] You're kind of slow sometimes
[x] You're attracted to the 'bad boy/girl'
[x] You have a strong sense of justice
[x] You'd beat up someone if they hurt your friends
[x] You're also gullible
[] You like to see things burn
[] You hate swimming/water
Total: 6

Wind Elemental
[x] You're very easy-going
[x] You're somewhat lazy
[x] You love to laugh and make jokes
[x] People think you're immature
[] You tend to be a skeptic
[x] You're very competitive
[x] You love getting new things
[x] You live everyday fully
[x] You love riding with the window down
[] You enjoy having a large group of friends
Total: 8

Thunder Elemental
[] You tend to blow up when you're mad
[] You like things to be unpredictable
[] You like to live dangerously
[] You love having competitions, contests etc.
[] You love coming up with impossible scenarios
[] You like being the center of attention
[] You love thunderstorms
[x] You tend to only want a tight knit group
[] You don't trust others easily
[] You don't forgive easily
Total: 1

Ice Elemental
[x] You don't express yourself very well
[x] You like winter better than summer
[] You don't need/wear heavy coats during the winter
[x] You tend to be sarcastic sometimes
[x] You're sometimes a loner
[] You tend to keep to yourself
[] It's hard for people to get close
[x] When someone does though, you tend to stick with them no matter what
[] You enjoy reading and other "one" person activities
[] You can be 'cold' when someone's upset
Total: 5

Water closely followed by wind~

I just got back from the doctors and I can hear out of both ears o:

Yeah!! I forgot how good it was the be able to hear things to my right! I'm now listening to songs very loudly and will do for the rest of the day because the doctor signed me off for the rest of today!

Mmm happy!

[/boring journal]

Hello~ for those who know I've had this problem with my toe for aaaaages and today I got it sorted out yaaaay

So I ended up getting the stroger pain killers for some reason, I could still feel the poking when he did it first and now I still feel weird so now is the perfect time to make a journal hurr

Afterwards the doc was like, go put your foot up and I was like kay but my stepdad who picked me up cus I can't walk home =p Anyway he was like, I need a milkshake, so we went to burger king, however it was like, 10 am so they didn't have the milkshake thingy on. My now angry stepdad them went on a mission to find a milk shake while I'm hinting about going home, like oh hey, the blood is coming though the bandages.

After ages he found his friking milkshake from Maccy D's and guess what, it was crap =p

THEN by the time we went home there was a massive flood over the road home, luckily we had a 4x4 so we could get though but it took ages...

So hours later Im home and finally resting this thing, home I didn't wreck it =p

I'm sleepy and cold from the anaesthetic :<

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3864790/

Pass it on

I will tell you a 100% true story that proves the existence of God.

People are too heavy to fly, metal is too heavy to fly but some how, planes that are made of metal and full of people can get off the ground. At the end of the runway, God, on his moon base called heaven, suddenly hears a prayer :

"OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS THING FLY I WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A FLAMING WRECK AT THE END OF THE RUNWAY, AMEN, P.S. SORRY FOR CAPS"

It is at this point he is reminded of a promise he made to mankind back in 1907, when he heard to brothers arguing. One Wright brother said there was no way that this machine with a propeller, wheels and wings that don't even flap was going to fly. The other said it would and once he got back he'd slap his shit. So when the plane got to the end of the runway, he picked it up, carried around the farm and landed it safely just to watch the Wright brother get his shit slapped.

However, at this point, God snookered himself, because now every time a machine like that got to the end of the runway, he had to make it fly, that is why God doesn't answer prays any more, he is too busy working at the airports.

It is also how we won the Battle of Britain, seeing as God is British he kept dropping German planes on the sly every now and again.

You may now begin worshipping your plane carrying God =3