yeahhhhh, i started a vlog centered around basic art, illustration, and photoshop techniques for both new and semi experienced artists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpDyV_ty7c8

This is a shameless promotion.

Who ever gets it gets some gift art.

Screen cap it, bitch. and no photoshop.

Well, sense i have been making attempts to build an legit not furry illustration/ Design Portfolio i have started a Deviantart account.

http://keepitrealbananapeel.deviantart.com/


Now i have two websites to juggle art on :|

I need a fwa hotel room for my mate and I.

Can pay as soon as needed, we wont take up much room, happy with the floor.

We respect everyones personal space and expect the same :3

EDIT

Meshaw may not be able to go, so i may not need a room.

ow ow ow ow OW

Getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow.

Needless to say, I am not happy about it.

Surgery and Needles being a big phobia of mine... I've been dreading it for months now...

Inb4 "your a pussy"

Gunna be out for a week or so. i'm sorry commissioners, another hiatus =_=

Played and beat it on my brake this weekend...

i now have a boner for every character in the game...

expect fan art.

what the fuck is an adoptable and why do i want to buy one :|

Now that i am back on a school schedule that is not hectic, i have the structure to plan out work time.

This means commissions will be done.

For serious this time

no more slacking for scrumpy

Who got it?

From now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
I need to call my lawyer

Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Technically, yes.

What do you carry with you at all times?
Cellphone.

Are you a cuddler?
Every god damn day.

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Clothes that don't fit me, Diapers, suitcases.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?


How are you feeling?
unable to accomplish certain goles.

Is something wrong right now?
Soars in my mouth from nervous biting ;3;

Are you mad at someone?
Im not even mad.

How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
It shows that you care about yourself enough to make a first good impression.

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Lunch with

How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Ummm two or three.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
I guess i do every day.

How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
One...maybe two.

Where is your number one person on your friends list?
What is this, myspace?

Do you have anyone crushing on you?
;3c well lets hope not

When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
two or three weeks back.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
no

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
ow, no.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Dont think i have.

Are you jealous of someone right now?
A little jelly.

Where is the person you like right now?
At her house .3.

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
A sammich from Jersey Mikes

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
COMMISSIONS

What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
Belly.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Duh

Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Not for too long

Could you cry right now?
I am a thespian hun, i can act my way out of any situation.

Are you okay with the life you live?
Do i have another choice? haha

Did you enjoy your day today?
UMMMM, somewhat.

Do you have a tattoo?
no

Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
No.

Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Ew, god no.

What was the last thing you spent money for?
LUNCH FOR MY BABYDARLIN`

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
83 BUBBY

Do you call it fall or autumn?
Both.

11:11… Make a wish?
What said.

Buttbong cristal.

Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
MY FRIENDS!

What were you up to at 9pm last night?
Poopin'

Do you hold grudges?
Never for more then a day.

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
I dont think so...

What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
FUCKIN QUEEEERRRSSSSS

GUNNA DRAG UM BEHIND MY TRUCH

Who was your last text from?


Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yes. numerous times.

One thing you’re looking forward to?
college being over.

Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
no

Has anyone ever called you sexy?
yeah.

What color is your camera?
light blue.

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
yes.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
depends.

Are you wasting your time on someone?
no

Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
prolly.

By the way, what is your name?
Devon

Are you currently in a relationship?
yes.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
i believe in them.

What color is your favorite hoodie?
gray

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
everytime.

I need to buy a replacement Stylus pen for my Kanvus tablet.

I cant find one.

I cant finish commissions.

Halp.

FML.

1. Last beverage: 3 cans of Doctor Pepper ;3

2. Last phone call: Phonecall from that i missed =3= sorry hunnn

3. Last text message: From asking if i was driving back in the ice xD;

4. Last song you listened to: 25 or 6 to 4.

5. Last time you cried: Last month? i think...



HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: No...dun think so.

7. Been cheated on: yes

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: yes

9. Lost someone special: Indeed i have.

10. Been depressed: im a furry baby, its what i do.

11. Been drunk and threw up: Once. only once. Never again.


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Slate

13. Grey blue

14. White



THIS YEAR (2010) HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend? Yes indeed :3 <3

16. Fallen out of love? Almost.

17. Laughed until you cried? yes

18. Met someone who changed you? I think i have.

19. Found out who your true friends were? I Don't let petty drama get in the way of friendship

20. Found out someone was talking about you? Everyone does it. I dont really mind.

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list ? Yepppp



GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: Most of them. like over 75 percent.

23. What other country to you want to visit? Germany!

24. Do you have any pets: Cats and a dog.

25. What is your dream car? Anything fuel efficient ;3; or a Vespa, plz.

26. What did you do for your last birthday: ummm.... i dont know, really.

27. What time did you wake up today: 11 am

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching Dr.who season 10.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Going and hanging out with and

30. Last time you saw your Mother: i see her right now...

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My Social anxieties.

32. What are you listening to right now: The fan in my bathroom >>

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Of corse.

34. What's getting on your nerves right now: My inability to finish artwork.

35. Most visited webpage: Fur affinity, though e621 is close behind.

36. Favorite type of food: PASSSTTAAAA

37. Nicknames: Scrumpy, Seany, Deerie.

38. Relationship Status: Taken.

39. Zodiac Sign: Tarus

40. He or She? Male, kind of.

41. Elementary? school? Manteo.

42. Middle School? Manteo.

43. High School? Manteo. Seriously, With the same 100 people all my school carrier.

44. Hair Color? Dark blond

45. Long or short? it verys.

46. Height? 5'6"

47. Do you have a crush on someone? |3c

48: What do you like about yourself? I could write a novel about my flaws and... not flaws.

49. Piercings? 2 gauge plugs..

50. Tattoos? I want an elder sign...



51. Righty or lefty? Right...oh for drawing!... right as well.

52. First surgery: TONSELS... NEVER AGAIN. BIGGIST FEAR, WOULD RATHER DIE.

53. First piercing: ears.

54. First best friend: brendan

55. First sport you joined: golf




RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: just ate a whole pizza.

60. Drinking: Dp nigga`

61. I'm about to: Preform a fag drag, What do you think?

62. Listening to: Nothing.

63. Waiting for: The grass to grow, the water to boil, and the sun to rise. Nothing.

64. Want kids? Possibly in the future.

65. Want to get married? Probably... i hate hate hate formal events. So fake.

66. Career? Not a god damn clue.



WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes: eyes

68. Hugs or kisses: hugs

69. Shorter or taller: Taller

70. Older or younger: I dont judge really.

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach... Please.

73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship that feels like a hookup |3 Spontaneous romance.

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant


HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger: Got forced into it, promptly fussed him out. Disgustingly trashy. I hate some con goers.

77. Drank hard liquor: mmmm |3 i only like classy drinks though

78. Lost glasses/contacts: My father is an optometrist, i haven't had glasses sense they got demolished with my old school gym.

79. Sex on first date: Never really been on a date. But i've had sex. So i guess no.

80. Broken someone's heart: I suppose :< but were still good friends.

81. Had your own heart broken: Chya dog.

82. Do you regret not being with the person who broke your heart? Which one?

83. Turned someone down: Yeah.

84. Cried when someone died: Sure have.

85. Fallen for a friend: Sure have. Sorry mannnn xD;


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:



86. Yourself: To an extent.

87. Miracles: No

88. Love at first sight: Nooo

89. Heaven: no

90. Santa Claus: bitch i gotta receive.

91. Kiss on the first date: I dont kiss.

92. Angels: People who act like angels, yes.


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

93. Had more than one bf/gf? Not at one time.

94. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Sure.

95. Did you sing today? while playing rockband 3...

96. Ever cheated on somebody? Nope.

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? Childhood, so i could be a genius and get famous =3=

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? Anthrocon ;D

99. Are you afraid of falling in love? Yes.

100. Posting this as 100 truths? Niggers. Faggots. Smelly White trash asshole. :3

you better watch out, you getter not baww.

Cant figure out a design for scrumpy.

Dont have time to figure it out.

Baww

FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A NEW PAIR OF FOOTIE PAJAMAS, ART OF SCRUMPY, AND A WIDE ANGLE LENSE FOR MY NIKON~

Get on that chief, 8 days 'till christmas.

THIS IS ME RANTING

For those of you who talk to me on aim,you have probably heard me complain about this before.
My house is a god damn pigsty.
I wouldn't be complaining about it if i could get a handle on the situation.
My brother/roommate has his friends over at really fucking wild hours and by the time i'm awake and ready to do laundry/ commissions/ relax...
They are sleeping on my living room floor... on my couch.
Cups, Plates, Trash strewn about waiting for our maid to come pick it up for them.
And by maid, i mean me.
I've cleaned the house after every mess they have made.
tried my best to get the stink out of the couch cushions.
Hookah ash does not come out of ivory carpet.
done the dishes over 9000 times.
But i'm getting realllly fed up with doing all this work for it just to be disheveled within hours.
I tried to just let it go to see if they would eventually clean themselves...
The squaller exponentially grows.
Its like a god damn virus.
Its even started to make its way into my room...
they will go in my room to get my warhammer painting supplies or use MY bathroom...
I've called my mother, i've asked him nicely.
i even tried to get him to just clean WITH me.
He wont.
nothing works.
Im tired of the nauseating stink
im tired of the moldy dishes
im tired of the grimy surfaces
im tired of my game consoles being misused.
Im tired of not being able to work in my own house.
im tired of being embarrassed having friends over.
im tired of smelling THEIR hands on my belongings (don't ask, its something i obsess over.)
My only solution at the moment is i sleep at my mate 's house.

Worst of all, my tablet pen has gone missing amongst the fray of used plates and questionable dried substances.

Commissions are delayed until further notice =_=


TL;DR VERSION

My house is a mess and i cant fix it.
My brother is a pig.
Tablet pen gone.
commissions delayed.

My dad linked me to this.

He thought it was funny.

Scientists dress up as giant pandas

Commissions are open, i need to fund my new fursuit.

Pronz
Badges
Babby.

SOMETHING NEW

IDK

Three spots open

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

I wish i was born a female

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
;^)

http://inkbunny.net/Scrumpet

ADD ME NIGGAz

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

1.) Respect. More then any sexual turn on...which will be the rest...
2.) Bellies, any size.
3.) ROPE

Yeah, nevermind.

I designed scrump myself

He is still a reindeer, but looks a little diffrent.

And by that I mean, he is now a mythos monster esq creature..

So like... Im making my fursuit for Scrumpet...but he does not actually have a real design and sense i am NOT creative in the least

I want to see if anyone would be willing to partake in a contest.

Sketch... simple ms paint sketch... i dont care .. or describe a reindeer character that you think would characterize me....

Keep the colors light... that is my only request.

the winner gets a FREE commission of corse.

Anything they want.

SO IS ANYONE UP FOR IT?!

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

1.) Smell... if you smell, i avoid you. i have the nose of a pregnant woman. But i do love some really weird smells...
2.) Compulsive behavior. Think before you act and speak.
3.) When someone is obviously talking to me for personal gain.
4.) I hate when people lie, even when people stretch the truth just a bit it bothers the hell out of me. Just be yourself, please.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

1.) Brendan. Hell, you were my first best friend and we still hang out.
2..) Ummm when i have kids, your gunna be aunty arcy.
3.) An inspiration and a great friend.
4.) My kitty :> Oposites do attract.
5.) MY HERO

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

1.) obviously. *stalker glair*._____.
2.) What the hell am i going to do with my life.
3.) my art, where im going with it, my style.
4.) What i should be concentrating on, but im not.
5.) "Be confident, Be confident, Be confident" X ∞
6.) my posture.
7.) No... dont think about that here, not the time and place.