but my computer crashed completely and I had to reset everything

scream

:0)

Unholy motherfuck, I just woke up from the strangest dream I have ever had in my entire god damn life. I wish I was still writing in my dream journal so I could read it over, get to this day, and scream uncontrollably because what the fuck holy shit.

Basically, to sum up:

me and Kal Penn living in, like, the 1400s with him as my legal guardian for some reason
some girl I pissed off perpetuated the rumor that he was molesting me (lol I can dig it)
authorities come after him
we have to run away
in the process, we discover… a DS Lite wtf in the 1400s alright
it’s from the future
we become the inventors of the DS
go to the future
kick people out of their future-house (just, like, 2011) on Christmas
live peacefully for a few years
past-police catch up with us
run from the police more
run all the way to Canada
live with bears
we become bears
the end

I haven't eaten any real food, only horrible fucked up sugar monsters

First thing in the morning, went to Voodoo Donuts, which is the only reason anyone comes to Oregon. I had an Ol Dirty Bastard - a huge glazed donut covered in icing, Oreo chunks, and peanut butter. Fuck witcha.

Followed by several sodas, an everlasting large can of Monster, and Ramen for lunch.

Then I spent four hours making Christmas cookies and eating the "downed soldiers" - all the fucked up flipper baby cookies. I made hundreds of cookies. Dozens of downed soldiers. Thank god my sister was helping me.

Motherfucker, I got the shakes.

or just to make me free art because I'm broke


no I'll definitely still do art trades, I'm just sayin

I should make a habit of interacting with people and actually posting real art on here again sometime

lol hi guys how you doin

I guess I'm dating someone now

wow I didn't actually expect this outcome omg

:0)

wow I'm so happy wow

yeah I kind of decided "fuck everything" and sent my longstanding romantic interest (of upwards of a year) a revealing message explaining how I felt and everything totally expecting to get shot down for the millionth time

hours later, check facebook before heading to bed






long message from him explaining that he always thought people were fucking with him when they said I was interested, telling me he's so excited he's blushing, telling me all the times he attempted to hang out with me and ask me out (and failed) because his friends urged him to

because guess what he's liked me for an even longer time






what the actual fuck oh my god Danny wow I'm actually kind of shaking a little because no one has ever reciprocated my feelings before omfg

Yeah, you kind of suck at being subtle.

I especially like how you darted out of your class the day after you realized I walk by it before you’re out and stole awkward glances at me the entire time you walked ten feet away.

Three times today, faggot. Three fucking times you tried to sneak your ass around and kind of watch what I’m doing out of the corner of your eye. One time we made eye contact and I smiled and you kind of bit your lip and looked away.

You cute fucker. Stop being so shitty at socialization and I’ll try too.

I woke up at 7 so I could get to school at 8:10

it's a late start and school begins at 9:20

http://mitchieville.com/wp-content/.....ying-woman.jpg

female friend complaining to me about how hard her life is

how she has to choose between boys who like her, and how she didn't want to break this guy's heart but she had to

wtf lady the most romantic decision I make on a day to day basis is between Cheetos and Doritos

second only to first world problems, normal, social, attractive people problems

IF YOU ARE GOING TO SLAP A DICK ON THERE TOO

Meh. Shrug.

I took my thirteen year old sister and left home tonight

we're safely tucked away now

I'm legal in like 28 days lol

also, on the tail of the iPod event

this woman my aunt knows offered to commission me and I gave the price for $20 for two paintings and she was like

"naw lol how bout $50"

okay wow alright :0)

Me: "Huh I kind of wonder how much an iPod touch would cost me."

Friend: "lol i just got a new one i don't want u can have it"

Me: "wat okay"

rich friends

http://jennatle-warts.tumblr.com/

come and follow pl0x


like no really it is my honest dream to have a real fanbase and this is my first attempt.

all my art willpower is going towards shit I'm selling and getting an A in indie art

holy shit

and add "I think I know someone who'll like this lol"

it's me

always

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBbYUdvGWk0

just sayin'

older than the internet, I know, but still

if so, I want to draw them badly

My mom borrowed all my money months ago and has yet to pay me back, despite the gratuitous number of paydays between then and now. Instead of paying me back, she has gone about buying large amounts of alcohol and cigarettes every first and fifteenth of the month, as opposed to stuff I like - you know, things like my medication and food for me and the rest of my family.

LOL

oh u

for real