I'm moving from a small 2 bedroom apartment in a questionable neighborhood (which I've lived in for 8 years) to an obnoxious 20 room haunted mansion in questionable shape. Basically my life will be Casper staring Devon Sawa or whoever the fuck is in that movie. Not looking it up! Nope.

So I won't have the internet for a bit, right now I'm sitting in an empty apartment with just a computer like some kind of weird hacker nerd.

https://picarto.tv/Ivemadetoomuchpasta

in like 10 minutes.

I have prepared nothing for this con, except I have a room because  dorallizard has provided me with one.

I'll be there Friday night and leaving Sunday night.

As long as snow doesn't fall inside the hotel.

I'm going there.

I'm going to it on thursday night.

I'm leaving it on MONDAY. Staying in a box.


I'll be doing some things, like speaking in tongues during the dance comp and squeezing a box during the masquerade.



You'll never see me, I'll be in rooms getting the GYNO the whole time.



Look for blue feet.

I will be at FAUNITED next weekend in WHIPPANY NEW JERSEY. I would like to start calling it New Fursey, if that's okay. I live 40 minutes away, so I will now be 40 minutes and 10 feet away from the ghetto now. How about that, huh?

I'll be there thursday night, saturday and sunday. (Going to a wedding friday)


THINGS I WILL BE DOING:


Draw or Die - group comic drawing panel with  clete Saturday, 4pm. No, it doesn't matter if you can draw or not, just show up!

 peppercoyote's show Saturday 1pm, hopefully!


Fursuit games at 3pm on Sunday with  coopertom I will be helping out and I'll be doing the music for them. AND OH DO I HAVE SOME MUSIC.


See you there if you're going. I'll even see you there if you're not going. (Kidnapped)


Missing friday and I can't drink because of meds. Probably for the best! I'm on meds because a tree is growing out of my foot. SHOULD BE A RELAXING TIME.

bye.

Some notes about AC:


1. Did the masquerade this year (and got in). I played my "Maybe we can steal our neighbor's cable" song in the raccoon fursuit. I was extremely annoyed at how unorganized the whole thing was. Tryouts for the masquerade start at 8:30am and end at 12:00pm, so I got there at 8:30am. Pretty much nothing happened except sitting around the auditorium until 9:45 when the first act that "urgently had to leave" tried out. I didn't get to tryout until 11:20, and I was only the 6th act to tryout! I don't really understand what the deal was, or why it took so long. Why make it start at 8:30am on a saturday if no one is fucking ready till 9:45? Was pretty annoyed by that whole experience, but overall performing was fun and I got the audience to sing along. (I was sure no one was going to sing!!! Let me tell you what.)

On a side note, the masquerade is nothing like the dance comp, there doesn't seem to be any sort of community or camaraderie between the performers. Maybe I was just too annoyed to make friends, I don't know. Maybe EVERYONE was too annoyed.

2. The fursuit parade, holy shit. This was the most exciting parade I've ever been in. I knew there was a part where we were walking outside, but I had NO IDEA the general public would be there. Like, absolutely no idea. I thought we were going outside as a shortcut to get to some other part of the parade. I had a tin foil hat on and was freaking out about the government to everyone watching the parade, and then I walked outside to like, 1000 people including kids all screaming and holding I love Anthrocon signs. I quickly ripped the tin foil off, because I no longer needed a gimmick!!! It's like, years of doing something you love that no one seems to understand, and then all of a sudden it becomes accepted and loved. 6 years of going to Anthrocon, from everyone in the city thinking we were weirdo fringe perverts to families bringing their kids to see us. I couldn't fucking believe it, my draw inside my fursuit dropped. My fursuit jaw stayed exactly the same because I don't have a movable jaw. This really shook me up! I had a really hard time talking to anyone at the end of the parade because I was so floored by this experience.

3. The new elevator system actually worked pretty well.

4. I didn't have one single iota of a bad experience with any staff member or dorsai or security or anyone. NOT A SINGLE IOTA.

5. I saved a lot of money by not eating the whole time! (I can't eat at cons)

6. Couldn't drink because of the meds I am on, and the con was just as fun

7. Sold 7 out of 12 pieces in the art show! Wowee wow!

8. I'm always super surprised by this, but this year was crazy. SO MANY PEOPLE were coming up to me and yelling my name and saying hi and that they liked my videos or art or something I've done (Including a dad who came with his daughters who I guess were there for Telephone). It was amazing! I can't believe how many people know who I am and like what I do. I actually found it hard to walk around and had to be kind of short with people if I had to be some place, which I apologize for! I have some videos I need to edit and a bunch of ukulele ideas, I really need to get on that.

9. The AC conbook is really gross and badly put together. I never noticed until this year.

10. Rubharb and Cosmik's panel. If they are having a panel, you should go. That's all I'm going to say.

That's the end of my AC notes.

1. Are you going to Anthrocon?

Yes.

2. Who will you be rooming with?

Afro Bear, Shady Rat, Fucktoast Dragon, Phillip "Shits-everywhere" Fox, Bloobityfloopfloop Flop Wolf, The Girl, Beansy Bunny, Hairdo Dog, Weaver Beaver.... Uh, I think that's it.

3. Can I buy you a drink?

No because I'm on meds and can't drink. (unsmiley face)

4. Can I eat with you?

I'm vegetarian so no I eat alone.

5. How can I find you?

Look for a green mohawk, it might be me.

6. Can I touch you?

No.

7. Can I touch you?

no.

8. Can I touch you?

no.

9. Can i touch you?

no.

10. Can I touch you?

no.

11. Can I touch you?

yeeeaaaaaaah.

12. Are you going to be playing a song in the masquerade as "I've made too much pasta", attending  peppercoyote 's show on Sunday as well as  tiltlongtail's movies and selling art in the art show??

yes, what an oddly specific question.

I am NOW officially open for Anthrocon badges at Anthrocon. I'll be at ANTHROCON so if you're going to ANTHROCON you can meet me at ANTHROCON and pick up the ANTHROCON BADGE I made for you which you can PREORDER in this ANTHROCON BADGE COMMISSION journal you are currently reading where I officially tell you I am open for ANTHROCON badges at ANTHROCON.

Listen, I know It's a month and half away, but I'm all itching to draw stuff. I want to be forced to draw your characters!!! I will hand you the badge and talk at you awkwardly with a glimmer in my eye. I'll even clip it to the bandanna around your neck.

Here are the badges I have available:

$20 Dollars for normal character badges :
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13811870/

$16 for Badges that have nothing to do with your character, like the TOP RIGHT BADGE here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12912265/

$12 for weird skinny stylized versions of your character.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11416272/

$4 for these floppy disk badges! (Includes shipping in a hideous vintage card) A total UPCYCLE badge! They look like this:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15749278/


I know what you're thinking. WOW, these are low prices. Well I never went to Art school, so I can't really charge that much. I can only draw because of ghosts inhabiting my body.

Paypal Is : Wolfiewolfburger[at]hotmail.com
(If you want them shipped add like, 2 more dollars or something)

Sorry all my journals are about getting people to buy stuff, I'll write something significant at some point.


An infinite amount of slots are open.

1. Boomtown (regular fox)
2. Renashe (flop)
3. Renashee (Flop)
4. Brock Badger (flop)
5. Heinfokker (floppu)
6. SHIACROFT (flopster)
7. Gigglebyte (flop)
8. Fumblesquid (floppy)
9. Koda (flop)
10. Ratsandwich (flop)
11.
........
B....
...

I would like to sell a bunch of my shit, and spread it all over the earth. Name your price! As long as it covers shipping, I'll probably say yes.


Unopened package of Smurf Pins. Wow, gay!
http://i.imgur.com/hV3kGVX.jpg

Janes Addiction 91 Tour shirt with Paint stains all over it. Probably a large or medium or somewhere in between.
http://i.imgur.com/icjn6OK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iKqHghv.jpg

A Weird Al Yankovich tape Cassette - Al-apalooza
Nine Inch Nails tape cassette - Downward Spiral
http://i.imgur.com/3tag5pE.jpg

Various used socks and a bad hat
http://i.imgur.com/QWwC7iz.jpg

Bad Furry Transformation Novel (Bait and Switch by Arthur Clawfoot or something)
http://i.imgur.com/QcOv0Pw.jpg

Magazines: Dazed and Confused (Bjork), Venus (featuring Sleater Kinney), The SOurce (featuring Ol Dirty Bastard 2004 year in review)
http://i.imgur.com/R718jjj.jpg

Some splendid copies of Juxtapoz Magazine : (From 2004/2005)
http://i.imgur.com/wRsXyQf.jpg


An Egg cartoon full of colored golfballs:
http://i.imgur.com/k9zpHex.jpg

A tiny Piano: Plays only one note at once. Quite the challenger
http://i.imgur.com/r2h2dc4.jpg

Used broken Retainers. I stopped wearing these when I was 18. They've been in a Barely legal mouth. (SOLD?)
http://i.imgur.com/hKHvqYu.jpg

DVD's
Little Monsters (starring Fred Savage and Fred Savage) (SOLD)
The Occult of the Third Reich (starring Adolf C. Hitler)
http://i.imgur.com/ZZaDdlX.jpg

CD's
Warren Zevon - Life will Kill yah
Primus - Miscellaneous Debris (ep)
Rage Against the Machine - Killing your enemy (Live Bootleg)
Converge - Petitioning the Empty Sky
The Buzzcocks - Operator's Manuel (greatest hits)
50 Ways to Kill me - Gnarly Deth Wish (this is actually one of the worst cd's ever made)
Duran Duran - Rio (SOLD)
The Cardigans - First band on the Moon
Punk O Rama Vol 2
Burial Year - Self titled
The Sex Pistols - Nevermind the Bullocks
Huffamoose - Self Titled
The Ramones - Mondo Bizarro
The Superspecs - Project Handsoff (ska)
The Queers - A day light and a dollar short


I also have a bunch of really weird and sometimes bad Local music, maybe I can put together a grab-bag if you're adventurous and worrisome!
Might update and add more stuff!


PAYPAL: WOLFIEWOLFBURGER[at]HOTMAIL.COM

Isn't that weird how that M in my title is lowercase? I can't stop that from happening no matter what I do. Like, it would not me put the first letter of the journal as a capital.

Listen;

Listen, I'll be at Motor City Furcon this weekend. Is that Okay with you? I'm also rooming with  tiltlongtail and  yummers

I'm drive there with King Gourd, who is a fox. Alright? If that's not okay, we can work something else out.


I am bringing SO MUCH FOOD with me, so if you're starving please see me. Food includes Endless Walnuts, apples, tangerines, and pastries. I'm being serious, you see ME if you need vitamin C, or Vitamin. I'll be hoarding nuts in my room like a real squirrel.


Planning to go to TIlt's panels including Sat 7-9 pm He'll be showing his movies Detention Club and I hate myself for oven you (Which I costar in)

Also Probably going to play a song in the masquerade as a raccoon on guitar. We'll see if i chicken out.

I will probably be talking like Cool cat the entire time.

Hopefully i can play accordion this time without being Bombasted by the MAN.

If you're going, you're allowed to touch me. If you aren't, then you can't do it.

I had a LIFE CHANGING EPIPHANY i am no longer a douche bag, so come say Hi while this lasts!

Might not get drunk at this con. MIGHT THOUGH.

I have a mustache you wouldn't believe a 13 year old could grow.

Translation:

Bark bark bark chirr blop boo.

Accompanying music.
https://youtu.be/VXY9woAJdRw

Hello Friends and Distinguished Enemies,

I will be visiting the PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF AUSTRALIA starting this Saturday, I'll be staying with the very dynamic  dancingduke for the majority of the time. I'm not sure why he wants me to visit him, possible he might beat and rob me and throw my body in the outback, only time will tell. I'll be in the GOLD COAST area, as well as pretty much everywhere else if anyone wants to meet me for whatever reason. But I have to warn you, I warn people a lot about things, so watch out. Follow me on twitter for nonsense updates! scurrowsquirrel

Anyway, I'll be taking the longest plane ride ever taken by a squirrel, and I'd like to spend most of it drawing gross animals. So I'm opening up badge commissions! I know right? So Last year! Imagine your badge with a vomit stain on it, and then immediately laminated.

If you're attending Motor city Furcon in Detroit, I can hand you the badge with my hand! If you're not, I'll be happy to ship it to you. (but probably not till I'm back in the U.S. in the middle of March)

Badges are as follows!

-20 Dollars for NORMAL ASS CHARACTER BADGES LIKE THESE: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13811870/

-15 for Badges that have nothing to do with your character, like the TOP RIGHT BADGE here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12912265/

-12 Dollah for weird skinny stylized versions of your character. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11416272/

-4 DOLLARS for these floppy disk badges! Includes shipping! (I ship them inside Christmas cards) A total UPCYCLE badge! They look like this: http://i.imgur.com/jWWZJxL.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/RlLRCP4.jpg?1

I'm starting with 77 Slots, so quick! Pick up the phone and call now! Call your fingers and tell them to type a response!

Paypal Is : Wolfiewolfburger[at]hotmail.com
(If you want them shipped add like, 2 more dollars or something)

Slots:
1. Fritter
2. Fritter FLOP
4. IchaFlop
7. KingFloppo
10. Flop Otter
4. Flupza
3. Toasted Lynx
9. Toasted Flop
6. Toasted Barn
11. Sanaaaaa
76. Momo Bath
77. It wasnt a Rockk, it was a ROCKK RAICHU
81.
16.
45.
8.

So after careful consideration, I am naming this new (old) raccoon fursuit of mine "I've made too much pasta"> That's right, it's an entire fucking sentence, you aren't allowed to shorten it. (Ivy?) If anyone wants to suggest a better name, I might consider it, but I'm all about this sentence for some reason. I've actually wanted to name a fursuit this for a while.

Anyway, in a world of japanese names and the same dog names over and over, I am SURELY pushing the boundaries of what is okay to name a fursuit.


I have all the P.O. box stuff stacked and ready, but my camera has died and I can't find the power cord! This is completely confusing because I've looked like, everywhere, and i only live in a 2 bedroom apartment. So where the fuck could it be? It's disappeared into fat air, clearly. As soon as I find it I will make a video, but for now it's all in limbo until the universe gives me that tiny snake back. (Kickstarter soon)


The raccoon fursuit is actually older than Scurrow, but i just obtained it recently second hand so it's new to me.  jillcostumes once again!

I'll be there, and I'll also be square.

I've gotten a bunch of priority boxes and even an express mail package! (Express mail is a next day service that you pay a crazy amount for! It's a waste of money, because usually stuff gets there the next day anyway if you live close enough. Plus they fail all the time and it's not easy to get a refund!)

I feel really bad people are spending money to get me these letters before the 30th, so I'm just going to renew the p.o. box (hell, i've had it for this long right? ) I like putting it as a return address on art stuff anyway, so it's fine. I'll deal with it for another six months and maybe get rid of it then.


It's pretty awesome that people are sending me stuff! I've actually tried to get this to happen a few times in the past, but I wasn't really "internet famous" before I guess?, so it's cool that now it's all of sudden happening! Random ass people are sending me random ass things!

Also, as a RECOVERING HOARDER, you really don't have to send me a bunch of weird stuff, a letter or postcard will suffice!

But so far Thanks for all the cool stuff and sorry if you spent an exorbitant amount of money to get me a letter on time! I'm sorry about that!


P.O. box 912
Old Bridge NJ 08857-0912

I will eventually make a video with all this stuff, but I totally opened everything already!

I usually pay for this thing in June and and in February, but I don't know what the hell happened.

So September 30th the P.O. Box is gone, otherwise it's 40 dollars for 6 months again! I'm having qualms.

P.O. Box 912
Old Bridge, NJ 08857!


Don't miss out on this rare opportunity to send mail to an internet weirdo!

So I have this P.O. Box, right? Specifically it's P.O. Box #912 in the town of Old Bridge in the state of New jersey. It's not even the town I live in though. I originally got this p.o. box because i had a girlfriend who's mom was stealing and opening her mail, and at the time my parents house was eating my mail, so we figured we'd bypass both of these things! We broke up 10 years ago and she has a kid now and she sucks ass and she owes me money!! I'm sick of getting her stuff in there! It costs 40 dollars every 6 months, so I think I'm like, going to get rid of it, even though I've had it for 10+ years.


Anyway, the point of this journal is, Send something to my p.o. box! Fuck email. Send me a FUCKING LETTER. I'd rather get furry nonsense in there than garbage! It can be whatever you want, even hate mail! Do not send me meat or used condoms though.

If I get some cool letters maybe I'll make a video of myself reading them, like "Letters to Scurrow" or something this may or may not be a stolen idea. Like maybe ask me questions or something? I don't know.

I believe the P.O. Box ends in january, so you have till then to send me a letter there!


I think this will be a fun and rewarding experience for everyone!


Address:
Scurrow's Hideous P.O. Box
P.O. Box 912
Old Bridge NJ 08857

You don't have to put a return address, it's up to you. If you do I will totally look up your address on google maps. (I'm not going to lie, I will totally do that. ) But obviously I won't share it with anyone or stalk you. Unless you're hot/attractive.

UPDATE! YOU ONLY HAVE TILL SEPT 30th!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!

I'll be at FAUNITED this weekend doing the following things:


Saturday 4pm - Running a "Draw or Die" Panel.


Sunday - Fursuit games (running them with Cooper)



FAU is also where I do my heaviest drinking.


See you there!

I did it. I successfully anthroconned.


I ate really questionable Indian food and didn't get sick.

I smoked crack

I sold art

I danced like a frederick

I flipped a table

I sang Karaoke

i gave badges to boys

I talked on the phone even though NO ONE WOULD SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK.

I convinced  kilmo to get a fursuit.


I am now inspired to help the community both creatively and metaphysically.

How are you getting there?
Satan's Wings Bus service. with  kilmo and  hottapwater

What hotel are you staying at?
the Flesh Buff hotel in one of the buttresses.

Which days will you be attending?
Day 184 through 188 of 2014

Who are you staying with?
 yummers flip~ wufferjohann Someone else.

How do you want to be addressed?
Sir or Ma'am. Or "your hideousness"

Age?
31

What do you look like?
Hipster / bad hair/ septum ring

Where/how can I find you?
you can get my NUMBER
Or you can find me while I'm suit, that's the best way. Listen for accordion, that's probably me. Unless there's a calliope party. I'm unfindable, actually, give up!

Do you do requests?
If the request is for me to SHOVE MY PUNCHFIST INTO YOUR THIGH, then yes!

Do you do trades?
I will trade you MY FOOT IN YOUR FACE for your FACE WITHOUT MY FOOT.

Do you do commissions?
Yeah I might do artist's alley.

Will you have prints, CDs, or merchandise?
Possibly MAYBE. I think I will have some prints and I'll have badges to give out.

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
YES! Gonna have like, 6 pieces or more. Including these:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13066632/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12775359/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12775388/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12775454/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12313392/

What is your main purpose for attending?
WELL, normally I would say GET DRUNK AS FUCK and then piss people off but I'm on antibiotics so I don't know about that now. I actually don't even know what I'm going.

Can I talk to you?
Yes! Don't tell me 3 days after the con you were afraid to come up to me! I'm not too cool to talk to you, I'm just overhyped! (I might be too overhyped to talk to you) But you know, like, don't talk in memes. I'll probably make fun of you to your face though. I'm kind of a douche, I don't know. You should reconsider talking to me. Maybe if you really want to.

Can I touch/hug/cuddle you?
FUCK YES YOU CAN. That's why I have a huge snout, it's for you to pull on. Might i recommend grabbing my junk also.

Can I hang out with you?
No, I must go this alone. It's too dangerous.

Do you go to parties?
Only if the parties are so exclusive that no one else is invited, then MAYBE I'll go.

Will you be suiting???
Um...........I didn't really think about that. Should I bring my suit? Probably not, it's got peanut butter all over it.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Umm, "Smokey the bear turned me furry", "Treacle lovers", "Mangoes and you", "How to run a successful tow truck business", I'll probably go to those.

Do you do free art?
I draw like shit at cons. I don't know how I'm going to do artist's alley, I might cry and give up.

Do you do badges?
FUCK YEAH I DO BA...... Oh badges.
Um, Yes. Fuck yes, i do badges.

What is your gender?
Furry

How tall are you?
Tall enough to RIDE THAT RIDE.
And by THAT RIDE i mean YOUR MOM.
and that doesn't tell you anything because your mom has no size restrictions!
Oooh!
You fucking MOMMED.

Can I visit your room?
No, because FLIP will be in there and he's always naked. NO I'm dead serious, that boy does not give a fuck. He doesn't even bring clothes to a con.

Can I buy you drinks?
Yeah but I only drink really expensive beer, or mixed drinks but I don't like Soda or anything with RED 40, and I don't do High Fructose Corn Syrup, also Caffeine and Beer weirds me out. I also don't drink dairy milk of any type. But besides that, yes.

Can I give you stuff?
What? Like a Fucking STD? NO.

Are you nice?
NO, I'm a huge douchebag. I'm super bitter and sarcastic, even though I'm adorable. It's a strange situation, really.

Will you be performing?
I'm probably going to play accordion, and I'm thinking of doing a masquerade act but I have terrible stage fright, believe it or not. I don't trust myself to not fuck up really bad on stage.
Not doing dance comp, I haven't practiced because I have an infection of the nutsack.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Go on FA and Note me, then I will tell you if i saw you or not.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Probably eating Indian food down the street.

What/where will you be eating?
OH LOOK AT THAT. Same question. I don't do fast food, I think Furnando's is disgusting, I am a vegetarian/borderline vegan, I eat mostly sushi/mexican/indian food at these things.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc.?
If the above sounds appealing to you, and if you don't mind me staring at your belly as it gets bigger and bigger, than yes.

Can I take your picture?


What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Sell all my art in the art show, possibly make money. Commit suicide in my room on monday morning in my fursuit.
Go in the pool.

For the last 4 months, I haven't went grocery shopping once! I've gotten all my food out of the dumpster of a local grocery store and I've also started worshiping raccons. It probably sounds disgusting, (And it can be) but the fact is grocery stores throw away perfectly good food and I've been liberating it into my mouth. Also raccoons are super cute. Not only have I saved a ton of money, I've also been eating probably better than I ever have because my diet has become primarily fruit and vegetable based. I've been going through salads and kale and fresh juices like they are going out of style (and they are). Just like raccoons!

how did I get into this? Basically, the idea has been in my head for awhile. I knew a few people in who did it in both Philadelphia and NYC. I had a friend in Philly that even ate rotting food, never used a fridge, and on top of that she had a boyfriend that would eat roadkill. (Kind of extreme! ) The final straw that got me motivated to do this was when I attended a dinner party at my high school friend's house in Philadelphia with my other high school friend Dariusz (not a furry). We found out after the party was over that all the food had been liberated from dumpsters! That was it, me and Dariusz were going to try it for ourselves and see how it went.

(Hail Raccoon, Full of grace, the food is with thee)

We went to a local grocery store that we knew didn't have a butcher shop (So no blood in the dumpster) and drove up there all sheisty heisty, like raccoons in the moonlit mist. I've never felt so raccoony in my life. We weren't expecting much that first day, but the amount of food we pulled out of that dumpster was MIND NUMBING. We were both completely overwhelmed. The first thing we saw was an entire 12 pack of really expensive pure cranberry juice with one broken one. I guess store policy is that if one breaks, they all get thrown out because of glass contamination. We left with hundreds of dollars worth of produce that was barely ripe yet, peanut butter with broken lids but still sealed otherwise, entire boxes of drinks with only one bottle broken, Eggs with one egg out of a dozen broken, cans with no labels, boxes of cookies with one eaten, strawberries with flour spilled on them. (Blessed art thou among weird animals, and blessed is the fruit of our womb dumpster) That first night we were still a little paranoid, with questions like "Why was this thrown out? Is there something we should know about?" and "Oh this is opened, let's not take this". As time went on we got braver and braver and stopped giving a shit why stuff was thrown out, or that it was opened at all. I can't believe all the food our country throws out! There has been a few times where the dumpster was completely overflowing to the point of bags on the ground all around it, and we left it with plenty of room to close the lids.

On top of that, I really fucking HATE food shopping to begin with. I basically just stare at all the labels and it takes me forever to choose things, and then I get paranoid I've spent too much time in the grocery store and someone is going to call the police or something. This is a lot more fun. I just eat what the raccoon gods give me.

It completely makes sense that I would be doing this, because I basically never buy ANYTHING as it is. I haven't paid for any of my furniture in my room or apartment, most of my clothes are good will or free, stuff like that. I don't like to buy new things when I know there are perfectly good old things being thrown out.

(Our Raccoon, who art in dumpsters, holy be thy name)

This isn't supposed to be an advertisement for dumpster diving or anything, I just wanted to share and get opinions either way. It's certainly not for everyone! There's definitely some negative things, like stuff covered with egg or milk, garbage juice, rotting mush food, meat water! The Faint of heart, the squeamish, the germ-a-phobe, probably wouldn't want to get mixed into this matrix! It's not all glamorous free food of course. I usually wash everything with vinegar when i get home. Weirdly enough, the dumpster is usually filled with flowers which we step on. So far, neither of us have gotten sick from any of the food we've eaten, even the most questionable stuff (Thanks be to Raccoon, Lord Raccoon Christ). Anyway, I just felt like writing about it since it's something I've gotten into. It's been going good so far, hopefully I haven't jinxed it by writing this. Raccoon willing, i can continue doing this for a while. (in the name of the Raccoon, The other raccoon, the holy raccoon, Amen)

And Ironically enough, I just got a second hand raccoon fursuit!

E. Raccoonipus Unum
In raccoon we trust.

So um like, maybe you want a badge for Anthrocon? And uh, maybe I can provide you with such a badge? I like to go to cons with fists full of badges. Even though Anthrocon is huge and i'll probably never see anyone I'm supposed to fist them with badges! I'm considering doing artist alley, but I'm like really afraid to and I don't trust my art skills enough to sit there and draw anything worthwhile.

So if you want a badge, there are several types.

First there are character badges:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12912265/

Which are 20 bucks! I'm leaning towards doing them like the rabbit on the top left, on that brown paper!

There are also "BADGES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR CHARACTER" like that House with Ghosts coming out. Those are 16. These will really rouse your average rousee, making you a rouser.

There are also these whimsical badges http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11416272/ With your characters looking like they can't even stand up with those stick legs. These are like, $10. These aren't very large!

paypal is wolfiewolfburger[at]hotmail.com

I can also mail them if you want to pay 2 dollars more for shipping and inconvenience headache fee for having to go to the post office which I hate doing!!

69 Spots open!

Spots.
1. CAT
2. FOX
3. FOX
4. ZARD
5. DOG
6. WEEZ
7. CAT
8. CAT
9. ROO
10.

I figured I'd do like a collective ARCHIVE journal, here's a bunch of ukulele videos I've done if you're interested in that sort of thing. I meant to do one of these a month, but i end up scrutinizing them so much it becomes really hard to do a lot. Also I have to wait till no one is home because I get self conscious, and then I'm afraid the neighbors are listening. I really belt out these songs, let me tell you. I'm sure the neighbors already hate me. But I think doing these is actually improving my singing.

So here are the most recent ones:
"New Slang" By the Shins: I heard this during my drive to Florida over the summer and I instantly got hooked.

https://youtu.be/kARvVxl7V7E


"81" Joanna Newsom - For  ReiMeerkat who's a big fan of her! Also, we (joanna and I) both have weird "untrainable" voices.
https://youtu.be/iby_PR6nlr4

"Dead" by They Might Be Giants. The ultimate Nerd band! with  Peppercoyote who's a way better singer than me and also WAY taller despite looking shorter in the video
https://youtu.be/YVz5DVn_eno


"I want to be a Squirrel" by Dave Brockie Experience. What better song to cover? Recently passed frontman of Gwar's solo project. He also has a song called "Dog Log" and one called "Medieval Werewolf". hmmmmmmm.
https://youtu.be/zm4ETvto1w4


That's all the ones I've done since my last journal! ENJOY.

It was a huge elaborate April Fool's joke that I came up with literally at the stroke of midnight, and I went all out! Fun times seeing people's reactions!

The auction went up to 30,025.00 courtesy of  blixfox and someone named "Yoloswag69420" Who is a total mystery but probably deserves my fursuit more than I do. I put the reserve at 3200 only because i wanted the beginning auction to be 667 and the reserve can only be five times that amount!

The admins at Furbuy shut down my auction and were cross with me for putting up a fake auction, which I honestly thought like 50 percent of the auctions on that site were fake to begin with. Oops!

Also I now realize that I can probably never sell Scurrow, because it's too much responsibility. You would get locked in a dungeon at a convention and have your nose grabbed all the time, and then thrown on stage with an accordion and people would start dancing at you and expect you to dance battle them. You would die! It can't be done! I don't think anyone else can be me. I'm an individual! No one else is like me. Is this a Carebears episode? IS MY LIFE A CAREBEARS EPISODE?

Blargh, that was fun anyway, I hope you found it as entertaining as I did.

http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1054835.html

Need Booze money.

Feel free to ask me any questions.


Thanks for everything guys!

https://www.15secondsofdrama.com/#/video/276

I made this 15 seconds of drama video for this cars.com contest, with  tiltlongtail for a new car.

Basically if we win I'm going to buy a used Toyota Previa and slice it in half and mail half of it to florida, and tilt is going to fill it with wasps and pinball machines. I am going to fill mine with bread.

I deserve to win this car over everyone else in the contest because I'm not a frump-mom and I did the responsible thing and didn't have kids that I want to subject the world to. I also don't have a cat or throw eggs. I'm also not a bro that watches too much tosh.0.

There's only one day left, just vote like 90 times for me. If i don't win, I'm slicing my snout off publicly. I don't know what I'll do.


Full video can be viewed here: http://youtu.be/eYvv5AsOBLg

Thank you everyone. *Touches all of your breasts in a healing manner*


P.S> Only vote once! the rest don't count!