https://youtu.be/df1ahaCbocQ


This one really destroyed my voice. I tried to sing like, normal/low a few times and i waver off key. Basically, I can only sing sounding like a genderless annoying cartoon. I love doing these.

https://youtu.be/exRvC0jYOzE

I don't really appreciate the whole attitude that if someone comes up with something really weird or trippy that they must be doing some type of drugs of some sort. I've heard this from a number of different people over the years and It's getting tiresome.

I'll give you two recent examples (non-furry) that stick out. My band played a "sesame street" based show recently where we had to cover songs from sesame street. I was extremely elated about this show because I LOVE the music and animations that went along with old school sesame street. (that link will send you to one of the songs we covered) So anyway, the band that went on before us were a bunch of older people, and the lead singer went on this rant about how sesame street was invented by a bunch of stoners who got really fucked up one day and decided to write a children's show sesame street. I thought the whole rant was in pour taste. I don't know, it just annoyed me, like this 40 something year old claiming all the makers of sesame street came up with it by doing a ton of drugs. Maybe that is what happened, I don't know.

Another situation was while I was watching regular show at college, which is one of my favorite shows, and one of my friends said that all the people who work on the show smoke a ton of weed before they work on it. That really pissed me off and i started arguing with him saying that you don't need to smoke weed or do drugs to come up with weird shit, or be creative at all for that matter, and there's no reason to assume the makers of Regular show or Adventure time do drugs to come up with their storylines.

The concept that in order to be creative or come up with off-kilter things or characters or stories you must be completely obliterated is just a shit concept. I guess it just hits me personally because I feel like I could have come up with a show like Regular show and I don't smoke weed or do any drugs. Hell, my dream job would be to work on regular show. If I got hired there and found everyone was smoking weed to come up with stuff, I'd be really upset. Whenever I do smoke weed, which happens like once every 3 years, I become too lazy and shitty to come up with anything. I just come up with bizarre shit all the time on a regular basis without any outside help. Maybe it's a creative gift, maybe it's a curse, maybe it's both because I can't really relate to anyone and I get told I'm weird all the time. As a community of very art oriented people, you can probably all relate to this.

Just for the record, I never smoke weed when I draw anything or do any fursuit videos or ever usually. I think weed is a waste of money and my apartment smelled like it for 3 years because of my deadbeat room mate that I previously lived with, consequently I'd be fine with never smelling it again. No offense to you stoners out there, I still think it should be legalized but I just don't like it myself.

you should all slap my belly

https://youtu.be/tx0m93ObO6k

I did an X-ray specs this time, "Germ free adolescents" If you didn't know, now you know! X-ray Spex are a punk band from the late 70's. The lead singer is named Poly Styrene and she's got this crazy powerful voice that I really like. I guess I want to be like her.

They also have a song called "Oh bondage, up yours". hehehehehe.

So I might do one of these a week! I'm going to try to. If you have any songs you want to suggest I do, drop them here! I prefer to do songs that aren't already done on Ukulele. I really don't like Jason Mraz. I'm also probably not going to be able to do rap or death metal. I'll try to do some originals to but I'm extremely embarrassed of anything I write (See TERAZOL)

https://youtu.be/ED4uxaM8ins

Thank god I have this fursuit, otherwise I'd never be able to get away with singing like this BUT I WOULD DO IT ANYWAY.

(The song is Both Hands by Ani Difranco)

GO ahead! Ask me ANYTHING.

I'll give you the answer of your dreams.

https://youtu.be/CAnSg-v7WxY

by  yummers Check that opening! Look at that 1977 partying. Dig me flying at 50 miles per hour down that hill on a razor scooter. Check out that creepy guy hanging on Greifer. Far out man, far out. I love this video, and I'm not just saying that because King gourd is my dad.

Edit: I forgot to mention, my human self is in this film!

I finally just got electricity back! I went 5 days without internet, power, work, email, school, or stress. It was kind of liberating actually. I didn't bother leaving Furfright early like a lot of others because I figured I can either get hit by a hurricane in my apartment in NJ or get hit by a hurricane at a furry convention. I'd rather get hit at a furry convention. During that LAST Hurricane (Irene), the entrances to my complex flooded and ghetto-asses were boogie boarding in the new street-lakes. Cannibalism ensued later, I'm glad I missed all that. Also the idea of getting stuck with no power 2 miles from my parents sounded like a nightmare honestly. THANK GOD I made this decision to not rush home because my apartment complex got extremely flooded and I probably saved my car from being destroyed.

Sunday furfright was like a ghost town! I fursuited and tried to cheer people up by playing accordion at them. I got thrown on stage during closing ceremonies and played accordion for like, 10,000 angry people! That was weird. I ended up leaving FF monday and staying with King Gourd and Clete for like 4 days, which was awesome. Hopefully I didn't overstay my welcome! Since my job completely disappeared and my school fell apart, I had no real reason to go back to NJ any way. Connecticut didn't get hit as hard as New jersey so i missed a lot of death. The scariest part was driving home and seeing the 2 mile long gas lines on the parkway! Yeep!

What can I say about this hurricane? Hearing the howling wind and seeing pitched darkness everywhere afterwards was quite an experience. It's amazing how fragile our society is, how much we depend on electricity and gas and internet. A strong wind just ruins everything! I don't think people realize how close we are to complete anarchy, or how fast we would all turn into cannibals if we needed to. It could all collapse at any second.

I had a good time, the hurricane was a nice vacation from things. Can't wait for the next one.
Thanks for all the worry messages, btw! I did not die though. At least I don't THINK I did.

going to furfright thursday night with clete leaving monday rooming with skippy mozee upside-down-brown bringing accordion my fursuit is a blue nightmare trying out for dance competition look for jingling noise yes you can touch me yes you can buy me drinks no i am a dick out of suit i look angry for a reason i get drunk and yell at people say hi to me if you see me i look like a hipster nerd might do interviews probably dance a lot blah blah blah probably not drawing all that much but maybe not popufur just overhyped

I also submitted art to the con we'll see if it's anywhere!

https://youtu.be/CmjYS8ZTOLg

Got a uke!

A few people expressed interest in getting an icon from me after I closed my last batch. Well, lucky for you my bipolar disorder is back up so I'm all about doing icons again for money! In fact, I've already made the icons, I just have to tweak them to fit your character.


Here's what the first batch of icons looked like. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8555423

Here's my paypal: wolfiewolfburger[at]hotmail.com Pay whatever price you want! (Somewhere between $0 and $700 dollars)

Here's my social security number: 1438537Q3857273583259.937583

Comment if you want one, link to your character's reference sheet if you have one! let me know if you want any style or anything specific! Weeeee!

NOTE: Please send it so that paypal doesn't take a percentage out!

NOTE: Please write who the hell you are in this mystery payment.

https://youtu.be/7CvFd51aUpY

I just had an overwhelming amount of footage and i was overwhelmed by it until finally like 2 days ago I decided to just DO it. It's done, 7 minutes of nonsense and weird short clips. Furfright 2011 video, just in time for FURFRIGHT 2012!

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Would you like a Scurrowy icon that looks like these icons? Perhaps you're a creeper with no icon? This is your chance to get one!!! AAh!

Just comment here and I'll make you an icon. Send me whatever amount you want to for it to my paypal account wolfiewolfburger[at]hotmail.com (Don't laugh! I made it when I was 16) You can send me anywhere between $0 and $700. Please don't send me more than 700, that will bring me into the next tax bracket and most of it will go towards child support anyway.

Comment with a reference and any particulars.

paypal: wolfiewolfburger[at]hotmail.com

P.S PLEASE PUT WHO YOU ARE IN THE PAYPAL NOTE SO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE IF YOU SEND PREMATURE MONEY!!!

P.P.S. Put the paypal payment as a personal payment please so that 45 cents doesn't get taken out of a 4.00 payment, what a bunch of crooks!

https://youtu.be/x_gbFQfCSH0

Here's my dance competition video from the AC dance competition! I also wanted to get rid of that long ridiculous post off my page.

The song is "Marrow" by St. Vincent, I look like a creepy robot thing. My shuffling just looks like I'm stomping on insects, I'll have to cut that next time.

Dancing is fun, i'll probably do it again next year!

You don't realize you are wearing them until you stop wearing them. Then people judge you because you stopped wearing pants.

I had a ton a fun, it was all a blur and it basically left my mind and body an exhausted mess. I think of it as sort of a religious experience-slash-sadomasochism spirit cleansing ceremony where I barely eat or sleep, drink alcohol a bunch, and walk around in an oven-fursuit for 4 days until I'm about to die and then drive home. Unbelievable! But yet I still look forward to it and come back every year. (This was my fourth anthrocon)

My room mates were awesome, (Dingoroo, Artie, and Roco) I really couldn't have asked for a better room mate situation. I met a bunch of people, I somehow avoided a bunch of people I wanted to meet, I hung out with a bunch of people I had hung out with only a little bit before.

I did my typical walk around playing accordion thing. A lot of people responded positively to it, mostly infiltrator nonfurs! I need to learn more accordion songs. I also got really drunk Sunday and yelled at people. I apologize if I hurt anyone's feelings by the way! I always feel awful after i go on a drunk-fursuit insult rage.

I also got up the nerve to try out for the dance competition (thanks to Mozee and others pushing me a bit) and I amazingly made it in! I was completely floored when they called my name as a finalist. (like literally, I fell over onto the floor) Now you might be thinking to yourself, "Scurrow, I didn't know you could dance?" Well the truth is, I didn't really know either! It's just something I've gotten really into for the past year or so. If you told me 3 years ago I'd be on a stage in a squirrel costume popping and locking in front of 800 people, I'd tell you that you were crazy. I've always admired the dance-furs since my first ac in 2009, being on the opposite side of the stage this time was extremely surreal. It was probably the scariest thing I've ever done! The dance-furs seem like an awesome community though! Such a nice bunch of kids!

There's probably a youtube video of dancing, but I can't bare to watch it yet! If you want to know the name of the song I used, it was "Marrow" by St. Vincent. Definitely one of my favorite songs of all times! Here's the music video:

https://youtu.be/-9prpAv6kvo

After the dance comp i went in the pool for a really long time with a bunch of friends. It was refreshing but kind of gross. I don't seem to have con crud or pool crud, though. Over all, I didn't really draw at all or go to a lot of panels! There was just too much going on. I had an opportunity to draw with a bunch of my favorite artists and I just couldn't sit still long enough to do it. Next year I'm going to make sure I do. After all, I originally joined furry for the art. It just seems like my fursuit performance is completely trumping my art, which I guess is fine also. I like doing both of those things.

Maybe next year I'll do a masquerade fursuit/accordion performance.

Probably one of the best feelings in the world is when you tell one of your favorite artists you love their art, and they in turn tell you they also love your art. That happened a few times at this con!

As I've stated before, I don't get PCD, i get post con rabies. My brain is pretty much still at the con! This community has not failed to amaze me yet, It's just as fun as when I started 4+ years ago! Thank you all for being great.

Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: I'm leaving on Thursday and arriving thursday. Also I'm leaving on monday and arriving monday.

Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A:  dingoroo  artie  roco

Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: I will be stuck in the revolving doors in the front of the con. And I might do the dance competition.

Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: I only eat vegetables that fell off a duck's back.

Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: No, that would be the weirdest room party ever. It would be a snout stretch bondage foot-mongle party with flattened furries everywhere and pokemon getting anal vored, and no one could handle all that.

Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: WELL I SHOULD HOPE SO.

Q: What is your gender?
A: Squirrel

Q: How tall are you?
A: 4 accordions

Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Chat at you is more what's probably going to happen. I don't shut up, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Allow the air to wrap around you. What do you feel? Sniff the air. Let the wind blow your glowsticks in a semi circle. If you're lost and you look, then you will find me. Time after time.

Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: An embarrassing amount, like 12. This is my fourth Anthrocon.

Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: I do own a fursuit, and my fursuit owns me.

Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: You better fucking HUG me and you BETTER FUCKING SNUGGLE ME. I'm not driving 6 hours to not get hamfisted and crotch wangled. You better waffle my whiskers.

Q: How can I find you?
A: Look for a hipster with a nose ring. Or message me with your damn phone number. (Note: I refuse to go on FA or use twitter at cons, mainly because I don't have a cool phone like some people)

Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: Oh my god, I'd prefer that you do. I get drunk really fast, so you can coax me back to your room pretty easily.

Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: Yes, i just started a new one so there's not much in it.

Q: Can I draw in your sketchbook?
A: I don't know. CAN YOU??????????????????

Q: Can I take your picture?
A: YOU BETTER TAKE MY DAMN PICTURE, WHAT THE FUCK? I BETTER NOT BE POLISHING MY NOSE FOR NOTHING!! I'M NOT WEARING A JESTER HAT FOR MY HEALTH!!! Can i take your picture. SHIT, I'll fucking shit on your camera if you don't take my picture.

Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I do badge commissions and free art and trades and commissions. I have a really hard time drawing at cons, and I'm honestly not that great of an artist so I get embarrassed when people watch me draw.

Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I am a dumbtruck and I flaked out on the art show. Maybe next year.

Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: No I don't like taking orders from nerds.

Q: Will you have an accordion with you?
A: Yes! Wow, how did this questions appear? I'll be bringing my accordion, I'll probably play some shit.

Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: my goal is to network, pass out my resume and hopefully land a career as a HR Rep or customer service technician in a fast paced stimulating environment with unlimited economic growth.


*Notes:
If you see, Please don't hesitate to say hi to me, I'm not popular I'm just overhyped. Also I'm not really a dick in real life.... Well, I am, but .....uh...... Just say Hi to me.

If you've heard of the recent shootings in a cafe in Seattle, 2 of the victims Drew (AKA. Shmoozi the Clod) and Joe Meshugena (I probably didn't spell that right) were both from a band called Circus Contraption, which was an amazing band and I figured I'd share it with you all here. I saw them in New York about 5 years ago and it was an amazing show. Part weird fucked up dirty jazz/carnival music, part side show circus acts (AKA traveling dime museum), and part burlesque show.

So yeah, Shmoozi and Joe were both great musicians as are everyone in the band. I didn't know Schmoozi that well but based on his online presence, (we were friends on myspace!), the fact he played accordion, and from talking to him briefly he seemed like an awesome person. The guy who shot him and 5 others was a desperate unstable guy and apparently Shmoozi even tried to help him previously.

Basically, Shmoozi and Circus Contraption have been a pretty big influence on me and my band in a lot of ways. I can't believe out of all the people in the universe that anyone would kill Schmoozi. I really regret not seeing them when they came to NY a second time, but it was probably during my anger period where I didn't want to do anything. Im glad I didn't shoot anyone during that period.

Here's a video of Circus contraption, they're dressed like roaches and Shmoozi is playing ukulele
https://youtu.be/Wu2AVuk6S14

Another song! this is pretty much how they sound.
https://youtu.be/F-dlJekbXYo

And just to tie in to the furry thing, their drummer dresses like a rabbit. (Bunny lamont)

I've noticed that cons always have themes to them which I always ignore! For Example, FAU's theme this year is Chris Christie's lack of neck* If you're doing a con or planning on doing a con, or doing a planning of a con, or planting a con, and you're having trouble coming up with a theme, Here's a bunch of themes I think would really work well for a furcon.

1. Chess

2. The Plague

3. The albino guy from Princess Bride

4. Dogs can't use doorknobs

5. The first 45 minutes of Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

6. Sniff the world!

7. The last 10 minutes of Audition

8. David Bowie's crotch bulge From Labyrinth

9. The French Revolution (only the executions though)

10. The great horse shortage of 1832

11. Working Retail

12. Prune Party

13. The ghetto

14. The Rat guy from Beekman's World

15. Things that almost look like dogs

16. The Amish

17. Coolio's Second Album

18. Morrissey's Hair

19. The non intense parts of the Die Hard movies.

20. The "Two weeks" seen from Total Recall.

21. Fred Savage

22. Marble Madness

23. The Last Donut, (Or alternately, the last half eaten donut)

24. The Federated States of Micronesia

25. Anthrocon

26. Washing Machines

27. Sweat pants

28. Bees.

29. The back of the fridge

30. Funyuns

31. The gooey stuff inside of the Stretch Armstrong in the back of your closet.

32. The kitchen area of the set of Roseanne

33. Cereal Mascots and Cereal

34. Plastic Island

35. Past Presidents that no one gives a shit about.

36. Steve Urkel's car



Note: *Chris Christie is New jersey's governor.

https://youtu.be/fl0m2M6WVnI

Here's a video from FCN that you should watch (if you haven't already) put together by my friend  yummers (or King Gourd for short) , who just happens to be the funniest person ever, he's got this amazing act that I can't even describe, it involves feathers and floozies. No, i can't even begin to talk about this act.

1. Dr. Mario

My decision to go to this con was very last minute! I drove up there with  calamitylupus  coopertom  clete  yummers which

So, I had a really good time at this con. I always end up running around in fursuit, insulting people, getting drunk, yelling/insulting people even more, and then the next day feeling bad about it but repeating it anyway. Then i get home thinking everyone must think I'm a dick but then i end up getting a fuck shit of watchers and i'm like "oh, i guess people like being yelled at and alienated by an accordion"

I played accordion a bunch, which went over pretty well! Unfortunately i don't know a lot of popular songs, and i always get requests for Weird Al and Yann Tiersen which i should probably figure out. But wouldn't learning weird al just be like learning other pop songs?

Did a bunch of dancing with my friend Mozee. Didn't try out for the dance comp! Maybe AC, we'll see. I'm not super confident with my dancing abilities yet!

There's a few complaints i have about this con. One is the food in the sponsor lounge! oh my god, like furries aren't unhealthy enough, there's nothing but potato chip sandwiches and lunch meat. And of course white bread only. So white bread, cheap lunch meat and cheese (At least i think, i didn't eat any of it, maybe it was top shelf), pretzels, and some hot food that was questionable or disappeared within 10 minutes and didn't get replenished. The food sucked! They had sushi but no veggie sushi. They need to hire some caterers or something.

I guess what I'm trying to say is they need more vegetarian options and some damn vegetables. Also, i heard that everything i didn't eat sucked anyway. The beer was okay, it seems to diminish all too fast though. The super special beer at this con was called Dragon's Milk, which i thought tasted like complete shit on top of being poorly named but i drank like 5 cups of it anyway.

Another thing which I'd like to discuss here is a phenomenon that happens at every con. Some nerd who has never been in a position of power before all of a sudden becomes security at a con and loses their mind! Like, the con does not depend on you guarding the potato chips, calm down! (Seriously, i saw a fat asshole threaten to take someone's badge because he was eating too many potato chips) Furry nerds in power just tend to power trip, I don't really know why. Even people i know outside of cons and am cool with will be completely different when they're doing security at a con! Listen: Con staff/security: STOP POWER TRIPPING. Just be a human. Of course i guess it doesn't help that i can't ever shut off my sarcastic valve.

Hi-lites: Apparently, i look nothing like my character. (someone came up to me, saw my badge and said "oh you're wearing that character's badge? Wait........oh you are that character. ")

This hyper girl was freaking out over cooper tom cat and how great his videos were, and then she goes "So many other fursuiters don't even do anything in their suits!" and then she turns to me and says "No offense!" Hahaha!

Also apparently if you want to make me laugh for 3 days straight all you have to do is put two cat toys in your pockets and do an act with them.

it. being there. I.

Thanks FWA!

Rasp as fuck.