https://youtu.be/_fKxAnsi55M

Here's another video of me playing in suit, my friend Fenris cut some holes in some old paws i had so i could play accordion better. I suppose you can say that my suit is SPH'd now. (For accordion!!!) This is some song i made up, it starts out kind of ruff. I should be a lot better at accordion for how long I've been playing. Sorry, not enough visible snout again until the end!!

https://youtu.be/M_vI5K_06Ks

I made a video of myself dancing like an asshole to some sugar pop song by the Marshmallows. And by dancing i mean spazzing out in suit. I really liked doing this, I'll probably do it more in the future. The female voice at the end is my room mate. Apparently my webcam on my mac sucks! Youtube is for garbage anywah, right??

I'd recommend you don't watch either of these videos.

I get asked this question a lot, and i don't like answering it. Why? Because a) it's super complicated, there's a lot of reasons b) I usually get into the same stupid debates (I.E. BUT PLANTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO) i don't feel like dealing with that shit c) I've been vegetarian for 9 years already and i barely remember why i started.

First of all there's obviously the animals. I personally think pigs and cows are fucking gross, but that doesn't mean i think they should suffer. The animals have a really shitty life, unless you buy your meat, dairy, and eggs from an independent farm that doesn't suck ass, the animals live in factory farms where they are basically grown (think of the scene with the matrix with all those babies attached to wires.). They live in tiny pens, they shit on themselves, they're pumped with hormones, their life sucks. Because our society has such a high demand for meat and such a large population, AND we want cheap meat all the time, this is just a necessary evil in order to MEAT the demands. I don't like getting into this because i don't like to think about it and people tend to try to be tough guys about it all the time. "I don't care about animals, blah blah blah," Meanwhile they are petting their cat "Moofy". I don't even like animals that much! I just think the whole situation is messed up enough for me to avoid supporting it. I'd say if you're interested where your meat comes from research it yourself. (Check other places besides Peta, Peta's stuff always looks like some type of religious pamphlet to me.)

Secondly, meat is super inefficient. It's like asking a kid with severe ADD to go to the store and buy you a fig newton. He will come back 10 hours later with 7 bags of oreos. Even though you have a cow sitting in a pen that doesn't move all day, (...He doesn't do anything?) you still have to feed it, water it, the amount of food and resources that goes into making one cow is way more that what we yield from that cow. I've heard conflicting statistics, but it's something like for every pound of beef you want, you have to put in like 6 pounds of grain. Multiply that by millions of pounds of beef, we'd have enough food to feed the entire world and also Jupiter's population and leave some on the moon for no reason.

Thirdly, health reasons. I liked meat and i used to eat a ton of it. That used to be all i ate basically. I'm really glad i changed my diet though because i had a lot of problems that i didn't realize i even had. I used to get heartburn a lot and get constipated at fucking 13 years old even! Once i gave up meat, it all went away and i felt a lot better. Also I KNOW i'd be sitting at home eating canned spam and microwaveable hungry man meals if I were still a meat eater right now, so I'm thankful that i made this choice. Plus there are plenty of fake meat options for your fake ass. There are also a lot of vegetarian options if you look past the typical American diet of cheeseburgers and hot dogs and are willing to try new things. (i.e Indian food) Or you can just eat old text books with ketchup.

Fourthly, environmental reasons. Livestock production and emissions is one of THE biggest polluter of the environment. Think of your cat's litter box with like 10 cats per litter box times 12 million cats, plus all the cats are pumped with hormones so they grow faster, and then you have wash away all that cat shit every day. A huge chunk of our fresh water consumption goes towards livestock, again i always forget statistics. If you give a flying fuck about the environment, it's the best thing you can do. (take that dirty weed smoking hippies.) I encourage you to research it yourself if you're interested, again. You don't have to take MY word for it (badum dun dun)

I don't really think it's wrong to kill animals for food, I have no problem with people hunting out of necessity! But at this point we're not doing it out of necessity, we're doing it because of corporate greed and because it's something that's ingrained in our society. The meat industry is a huge powerful corporation, they aren't going to give in to the fact that they are unnecessary or inefficient, or that they are killing the environment, they are going to push their products even more and make more money.

What do i think about the future? I think one of two things will happen. They will either start to grow meat in labs. (not that far off! ) OR, meat will become more and more fake than it already is to the point where it's very little actual meat. No one will notice because the change will be so gradual, and if you want REAL meat it will be super expensive. I think this might already be how it is in Japan? (not sure) So i sort of think vegetarianism is a step towards the future, because i don't think our current diets and life style can support our population growth. I know people don't want to hear this, but there will be plenty of fake meat in the future. I'm pretty damn sure they've already mastered fake chicken at this point, because I've had some crazy convincing stuff where i almost fought a waitress thinking they gave me real chicken.

that's pretty much it, i don't expect to convert anyone and i don't really want to debate! I've seen online vegetarian debates and they get super infantile REALLY FAST. If anything, I'd just like for people to think about what they are eating more than they already do, about where it comes from and what impact it causes, and know that there are alternatives to the typical meat and potatoes diet that our society pushes on people. If you want more info there are plenty of resources, books, pamphlets, sluts, bikers, 8-tracks, laser dicks, and there's like a billion 'vegetarian starter kits" you can get for free.

So i posted these t-shirt designs and people seemed pretty interested, like you might want to wear these terrible shirts at Church and maybe to the movies or have sex with them on or something! SOOOO, i'm thinking about actually printing them up!! BUT BUT BUT I want to know some things!

So here's the deal, i could get a bunch printed up and have a smorgasbord of hideously offensive shirts sitting at my house and wait for them to sell, which could take a while, or it could just never happen! And i'll be stuck with a bunch of shirts to give out to neighborhood ghetto kids. I guess this could work if i took preorders? Would you guys be willing to preorder shirts?

OR i could put them on some stupid website that overcharged to print them on demand, and then the shirts will be like 24 dollars each, which is a lot! I don't know if i would pay that much for a shirt, would you??


The "printing a bunch up" is cheaper, but i'm afraid to end up with a load of shirts that no one wants.

What do you think, and are there any website you can suggest???

Perhaps i should just make a stencil and spray paint the shirts myself!

This is all very stressful, i don't know. Maybe i can get preorders and THEN order the shirts or something, and then ship them out myself.

OR MAYBE I CAN JUST DO NOTHING AND KEEEP DRAWING MORE QUESTIONABLE THINGS.

I guess i want to know how serious people are about buying these shirts, that's all i'm saying. Ideally, I'd like to sell them for 15, but it looks like they'll probably be like 20 if i use these print-on-demand websites.

https://youtu.be/JhNZI11FFSE


I don't even know i'm putting this here, it's painful to watch. I should get some modified paws or something, and learn some songs.

I'm so thorougly sick of these, and as the "got milk" campaign gets older and older, the parodies get weirder and more confusing.

I don't even know if Milk still uses "Got milk?" commercials, any recent commercials I've seen have consisted of women in long flowey dresses drinking milk in their apartments. if you ask me, they need to bring back those age progression commercials where the nerdy preteens get bigger and bigger.

But yeah, what really set me off about this was a cryptic black sign with white writing i saw recently on the side of the road, it said "GOT CHILDCARE?" and then a phone number. That's it! i'm not sure if it's meant to be funny or witty, or what! Or if people think the "got" thing just excuses them from writing anything substantial about themselves, like it's short hand for EVERYTHING. If I put "GOT" before whatever i'm selling, people will just get the point, and they'll appreciate the commercial parody, so they'll totally hire me. ( i would not hire this person to look after my kids! )

The first got milk commercial i remember was the "Aaron Burr from almost 20 years ago! Since then there's been a slew of parodies, "Got brains?, Got Albert?, Got Bovine Growth Hormone?, Got Christ? Got Blood?" All of them less funny than the one before, and creepier and creepier! I think it really jumped shark when churches and weird youth groups started using it, "Got Salvation?" Got Jesus? Got Foreskin? Got Faith?"

I consider this "got childcare" sign to be one of the worst and tasteless ones yet! The sign is just super weird, the paint is all drippy, the phone number looks squished and uncomfortable. And why would they be asking "got childcare"? As if someone is just sitting alone in their house with a bunch of kids and suddenly realizes they don't have childcare. I almost want to call them and say "YES I'VE GOT CHILDCARE THANKS FOR ASKING. ARE YOU DOING A SURVEY??"

Which is worse? Got Milk parodies? Or LOLCAT speak???

I had someone come up to me with a tape recorder at Anthrocon, asking about the "inspiration behind my fursuit". At first i was like "SURE!" then i saw the recorder and got all "WHO ARE YOU WITH? I DON'T WANT TO REPRESENT ANYONE" and i grabbed the paper out of their hands. The only words i read on it were "gay" and "lifestyle" i think, something like that. Anyway, i got over myself and just told them what the deal with Scurrow was, that he's a Squirrel that wants to be a wolf so he's got longer snout and the limp tail, basically stemming from my inability to draw a squirrel. He then wanted to know about the jester hat!


My obsession with jester hats came from the Edgar Allen Poe story "the Cask of Amontillado" (which i pronounced Amontiyado in the interview, which may or may not be correct.) This was back in 7th grade! The guy didn't know the story, but basically there's a character named Montresor and a guy in a jester outfit named Fortunato. It takes place during a street fare (I called it marti gras in the interview). Montresor is a lot like the guy from tell-tale heart, he brings drunk Fortunato down to the catacombs of this old building where they store wine, chains him to the wall, and builds a wall in front of him essentially burying him alive. Fortunato thinks they are friends and that's it's a joke, but at the last minute he starts to realize it's not a joke, he begs him to stop. The part that really hit me i guess was when the last brick was put in place, Fortunato yells "for the love of god Montresor", and Montresor just replies "yes, for the love of god." After that, Fortunato stops replying, and the only sound is the sound of bells from his hat. I started drawing my character (at the time, a fox named Frequency) with jester hats. Jester hats are supposed to have 3 bells, representing the ears and tail of a donkey, but i drew mine with four or five. The story appealed to my love of bondage and i pictured my furry characters being in this same situation, getting tricked, tied up, and walled in. Usually i devised a plan for them to get saved somehow. Or not saved, every scenario was doable.

The jester hat works great for Scurrow! Here are the reasons right here:
a) he's a big jokester (because i'm a big jokester.) I joke a lot on here, i'm sarcastic a lot. Some people don't pick up on it, some do. Some people can't tell if i'm serious or not about a lot of things. The truth is, sometimes i don't even know! I try not to take anything too seriously, especially internet related things. There's really no point in taking anything seriously, because everything is absolutely ridiculous. The more serious something tries to get, the more ridiculous it looks to me.

b) I always draw him in bondage situations. A lot of his existence stems around abuse: self abuse trying to become a wolf, abuse for self gratification, abusing others. What's more abusive than being chained up and buried in a catacomb by someone you thought was your friend? Cartoon character abuse is some of the most extreme stuff around, yet it's all done in jest with an aura of humor! Bondage for sexual gratification even has an edge of humor to it. When it gets too serious, it gets tacky and it loses something.

c) it's just a cool looking hat.

d) Court jesters had the ability to get away with almost anything, they could speak their mind, make fun of authority figures. They used HUMOR to deal with things or get important issues across to an otherwise stubborn king. Sometimes they went too far and had to be whipped! (oh my!) I really like court jester figure, i need to read more about it so i can like rattle shit off next time someone asks me about the jester hat. This is sort of my goal as a fursuiter, to entertain people, jibe people, say anything and be able to get away with it. Heck, this might be my goal in real life too.

Some final weirdness to tie this all together: In my searching the internet for Court jester information, i found a list of terms used for early jesters. One of those, a latin word from ancient Rome, was "SCURRAE", which referred to comical actors. Only two letters away from Scurrow!

I'm so exhausted from this con, i was hallucinating on the drive home. I thought i saw Jesus in the windshield, and i thought large dark mountains were giant cats. (I'm not even joking)

I had an amazing time, i really did. You guys....i don't even know what to say. You make it happen!. I'm so glad this is a thing that will happen every year, i'm already looking forward to next year and all the cons in the future of humanity. I love my new fursuit, i think i might marry it. I don't really have to change my personality when i'm in suit because i'm already an asshole, i just become an adorable asshole that can get away with shit. I love fursuiting so much.

I barely did any drawing, but i ended up giving away almost all the stickers i made. People seemed happy about them. I need to think about how to make these sticker designs into more accessible art, like perhaps on cardboard or small canvasses.

Some highlights!

1. Being on the roof with Hot Tap and Kilmo. I love the roof. I love the roof. I love the roof.
2. Drinking mystery beer at Sharp Edge, it was really good.
3. The fursuit dance competition is my favorite event. I like it better than my own birth.
4. Getting everyone to chant and try to conjure up Jill0r during the jillcostumes photoshoot.
5. starting a fake panel at 3am about real estate purchasing with king gourd coopertom and eris.
6. going from the jacuzzi to the pool to the steam room to the sweat room to the steam room to the jacuzzi to the pool back to the jacuzzi then to the steam room and then the pool and the jacuzzi again.
7. Some fat goth chick whipping me outside the con.
8. Xoven wore my dog partial and ruined my reputation.
9. doing the crip walk for some kids while in suit and them freaking out. i guess i did it right, they were like "Oh my god he's crip walking"
10. Freaking out on someone with tape recorder. Seriously, don't just start recording me, should you just ask first? He just wanted to know about my character design, so it wasn't a big deal. I'm super paranoid, it comes out every once in a while.
11. SPAAAAAACE!!!!!!! It was a museum full of weird electronic instruments that made terrible noises. Amazing! I wish i had gone in suit.
12. getting grinded on in the dance by Cube trianglew and Redacteur while drunk and repeatedly falling down and then being picked back up and dancing again.
13. Anthrocon.
14. People telling me they like my art, or that i'm their favorite artist! I was like blown away!
15. Drunk call from Mx Scade and 40oz Hyena while driving home.

Things to do next year:
1. The andy warhol museum
2. not talk shit about people's art in the art show while they're right in back of me. (oops, sorry guy)
3. Put some art in the art show!
4. glue my fursuit to myself.

I have to figure out something for my hat. At this point only 2 of the 6 magnets are still attached, i reglued 3 of them during the con. I'm glad no one tried to steal it.

https://youtu.be/KKB9Xrrp1cY

This is so intense, you have to watch the whole thing, it gets CRAZY at the end. I've watched it like 25 times and blows me away. To memorize all those words, play fucking harp, and sing at the time. This lady is some type of genius. If i were at this show, i would have probably had some type of breakdown by the end of this song.

Yeah, also, the AC meme was squishing my page.

When are you arriving?
Thursday

How are you traveling?
Scion XB

Where are you staying?
The Paul Westinberg

Where will you be?
I'll be in my bathroom crying the entire time.


What days are you going to be there?
Thursday to Monday i think?


Who will you be with?
Satan, Lady Gaga, George Michael, Elton John, Eminem, Coolio, Woodrow Wilson, NAughty By Nature, Da Brat, Toni Braxton, you know, the in crowd.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
The dance competition (i'm not going to lie, i love that shit), the one where i fursuit and douche people's noses. Radecteur's "Comfortable wolves" panel. King Gourd's "Buying real estate" panel. Coopertom's "Meow meow meow" panel. Van-weasel's "Sweaty Dobes" panel. I'm hosting a snout stretching panel for anyone who's interested.


Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Dance Comp. i guess that should go here. Maybe the masquerade, but that never works out.


Will you be suiting?
No, my fursuit is for fucking and Bar mitzvahs, NOT FOR CONVENTIONS.


Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5901153/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4385866/

Do you do free art?
I will have home-made stickers with me, so please ask for one if you see me. I draw like shit at cons, i'm too nervous and jittery, but i'll try if you'd like.

Do you do trades?
Shirt Trades, yes
Pants trades, MAYBE.


Do you do badges?
Yes, i do badges that have nothing to do with your character, they are pictures here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5944753 I have 13 badges in total somewhere floating in the universe.

Do you do commissions?
Yes, i do commissions of my ass on a piece of paper with a bagel in the windshield of another canary's park view apartment with shoes on.


What are your limits to drawing?
I basically can't draw anything except houses, dogs with big noses, bondage, and appliances.

What is your gender?
Squirrel


How old are you?
28


How tall are you?
5'9"


Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'M TAKEN. BY A GIRL!!!


Can I talk to you?
You won't be able to get a word in!!!! I'll grammar fuck you!!!

Can I touch you?
OH Fuck yes!!!!


How can I find you?
Nope!


Can I visit your room?
What are you? Some type of MALIGNANT GHOST??


Can I buy you drinks?
Yes, i hate paying for alcohol.


Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm as snuggly as an oyster. I'm as huggable as Don Knots.


Are you nice?
I'm a huge douchebag. Trust me.

Do you have an artist table?
Yeah RIGHT no one is going to pay for my shit.


Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Uh, my stuff is already on Deviant art, why would i need it to be in some lame ass art show??


If I see you, how should I get your attention?
You should go to your hotel room, shout on my FA page that you just saw me, and go back to the exact same spot and wait until i see it.


Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Surrounded by snouts.


You look busy/grumpy. Can I say hi?
I AM BUSY
I AM FUCKING GRUMPY.
I'm BRUMPSY

What/where will you be eating?
I'm a VEGAN so nowhere.


Can I look in your sketchbook?
Yes of course.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Yes, i'm running out of room in it but yes.


Can I take your picture?
Yes you piece of shit. You better take 90 pictures of me with your automatic lens glare-fuck snapper. Clean the ass-juice off the lens first please.


What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
I have two main goals:
to get a picture with Poncho in suit
and to get a picture with LAv and Der in suit.
Also, flawless transitions between things and to hang out with everyone an equal and fulfilling amount of time.


Anything else?
Message me if you want to meet up, we can work it out. Or just look for a blue asshole with a jester's hat.

So my band is playing two shows if anyone lives in the area wants to come down. Here's the info:

6/17 (that's tomorrow) at 9:00pm - Saturday at 12:00am
Location
Roxy and Dukes
345 Bound Brook Road
Dunellen, NJ

We're playing with a band called Amour Obscur
https://youtu.be/zBB6tYbFeMI

Which is awesome, i love shit like this. The accordion player was almost in our band, but he only came to one practice. He has the same car as me also. They were supposed to have a bunch of variety acts with them but naturally everyone canceled, because that is just how shit goes when my band is involved.

This place Roxy and DUkes is known for their burlesque dancer, but apparently the owner is super afraid of Fursuits, so he asked our lead singer if the dog suit is really necessary. He was like "UH YEAH". I think would be awesome if we filled the whole place with fursuits and freaked him the fuck out. I'm sure it won't happen but I figured it's worth a try.

6/20

Blackbeard's Cave
136 Route 9
Bayville, NJ

this show starts early but we're playing after 7pm some time, the only band i know is Waffle stompers. I don't know anything about this place except that it has games and shit, probably not fursuit friendly.

This is going to be our last shows for awhile, maybe forever the way things are looking.

calamitymenagerie.bandcamp.com

Some wacky shit called the Chris Omatic show, apparently he's going to play my hullix and scorro cartoon on the show, so everyone can be like 'what the hell"

http://www.omatics.net/omatics/Chris_Omatic.html

It's my friend chris being weird with a bunch of low budget puppets and strange clips of things you would have never found on your own, also me dancing in fursuit somewhere in there. Brilliant! A must see. Sisko and Ebert are calling it "Whatchable"

7pm to 8 Easter standard time, you know how it is.

15 dollars!!!! Fully colored and shit! Here are some examples!!! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5862276/ Except they'll be colored and shit, with color!!! (All traditional) Note me with your idea, or allow me to choose something absolutely ridiculous. If I can't draw it i'll let you know. Only 15 dollars! Pick up at AC or Mail them to your house with extra anthrax!!!

These are what they look like colored, http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3904078/ except not as cute and more objecty.

paypal; wolfiewolfburger[at]hotmail.com (Don't laugh, i made this email up when i was 16)

(P.S. if you want character badges i am okay with doing those also i guess!!)

I took an after affects class this year and made a really short yet super weird 2 minute animation of the Scorro and Hullix comic. Here it is:

http://www.vimeo.com/24449857


It's also on Youtube i suppose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ7JF1St0ro I sort of want to save youtube for my insane rants in suit. Oh well.

I worked obsessively on it! I've been wanting to make a cartoon for like, 13 years and this is the closest I've ever come, even though it's only 2 minutes. The opening song is something i stole from the Rapid T. Rabbit show (it's called Custer's last stand, by Apollo 100). I also used a bunch of planet noises for the rest of it. Tell me what you think, good or bad, I'd love to hear your opinion!

The con was pretty damn fun! Of course, i am sort of biased because it's my local con and i know everyone running the thing!!! But i thought it was overall an awesome con. Very small and intimate. If i was by myself, i knew i could just walk around for a few minutes and find someone I knew somewhere.

I actually went to some events (the events were pretty good) I watched some band called Look left talk about song writing and recording, which was sort of weird, but the band was actually good. There was a massage seminar which i wish i had gone to because i'd love to get massaged. There was a "how to draw better feet and hands" panel that i ended up going to also. It was pretty interesting, but I'm not sure how much i retained. The lady running it was a little crazy, she seemed to get angrier and angrier, it was totally bizarre. She also kept checking out her own feet for reference with this sort of exhausted look on her face, like we were making her count her own foot bones. A lot of weird stuff happens to people when they get up in front of a room. i also went to Dusky sam's prosthetic make-up panel seemed to go over pretty well, he's really good at talking in front of people for sure.

I got super drunk!!! Cons usually consist of me getting drunk and being a total asshole in suit, and then waking up the next day hoping i didn't offend anyone.

I also went to the indoor water park this time, and it was pretty fun!!! A ton of water, not a lot of people at all. Very chill. Blah blah blah. A little pricey.


Some notes:


1. I REALLY liked the con book design for this con. IT's simple, I love the colors, and it was super easy to find events in it!!! It's probably my favorite con book design out of all the cons I've been too. Unlike other con books where i have to stare for hours at a elongated calender and then find the event write up alphabetically or whatever. This had the day, the events of that day, and the write up all together in one spot. Everything was squeezed into one booklet, so convenient!!!

2. Everything started 30 minutes or more later than it was supposed to. I AM NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS! This is fucking perfect for me, because I am literally late for everything, so i ended up making everything on time.

3. Moving the zoo downstairs and putting an artist's alley upstairs where last year's zoo was, that was a great move. It made everything feel a lot bigger.

4. The hotel seems pretty happy about us being there, which is always good.

5. I'm VERY happy with the food they had in the con suite. Unlike FCN, there was actually healthy options! There were veggie patties, pasta, fucking FRUIT, soy milk and almond milk! I'm so glad people realize that furries don't want to just eat garbage and cake all day. There was also supposed "veggie bacon" along with the free bacon after opening ceremonies but i waited like a half hour for it and it never came out. Oh well, it's the thought that counts.

6. I was sitting down to play "werewolf" when some random guy did a hand stand in them middle of the room and let out the most volatile fart ever. I had to leave after that, it smelled so horrendous I almost passed out.


The only negative experience i had was some weird mullet guy barging into our conversation when we weren't even talking to him and this girl in the artist's alley trying to guilt me into buying a commission so she could 'get back home". I don't really understand this whole "going somewhere without enough money to get home" concept. To make matters worse, i kept seeing her later and she kept giving me evil looks. (Even in the arcade where she was spending her "make it home" money) I only walked up to her in the first place because i thought she was someone else!!!

Is it bad that i don't like to buy art? Or that most of the art i see at these things I am not interested in? I like cartoony crap or really weird abstract stuff, and i don't like regular porn with super anthro animals. I like to draw my own stuff, because usually no one draws anything i like and i like really weird specific things that very few people seem to draw. That's just how it is I guess. Sorry guys!!!

PS.
THERE MAY BE A FLOOD OF PICTURES COMING, FROM FCN FWA AND FAU

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I'm thinking of making badges that absolutely nothing to do with your characters. I'll create some examples of these in the future, but it will be ridiculous stuff that isn't your character. EXAMPLE: If your character is a porcupine, and your name is "Frederick the Piece of Shit Porcupine", the badge will be a telephone with an onion next to it and it will say "Frederick the Piece of Shit Porcupine" on the bottom. This is going to be ALL THE RAGE at Anthrocon. You will get a lot of real life "Lolwuts" and "I don't evens", and people will be fucking confused as shit and you don't have to explain SHIT to them!!!!

Would anyone be interested in one of these? It will probably be like 15 dollahz. I can pick something or you can pick your own items or design.

Yeah, just thinking out loud that's all.

https://www.omatics.net

go watch the chris omatic show with me, it's a weird online streaming show with puppets and crap. it's my room mate's boyfriend's show. she's a girl.

it's the 25th show also, that's a milestone or something.
yay!

7 - 8 pm EST.

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- You must post these rules.
- Each tagged person must post 10 "things you might not know" about themselves on their journal.
- In the post, you have to choose and tag 10 people to do the same thing.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them! no tag backs!

1. I have lived in NJ my whole life. Other states bore me to tears!!! Except maybe NYC.

2. I'm super paranoid all the time, i am basically just amazing at ignoring it. Sometimes it kicks in full throttle and i end up asking people weird questions.

3. I mostly look at gay porn and gay furry things, but i have a girlfriend who i am completely happy with.

4. I recently quit my job and am going back to school for animation, which is probably a terrible idea. I feel stupid quitting a job in the middle of a recession, but i am currently the happiest I've ever been and It's great to wake up and not want to shoot yourself.

5. I have a terrible temper which people have told me is really scary, but if you've met me in real life you probably can't picture this. I rarely get that mad!!!

6. I've been vegetarian for 9 years, and i've been on and off vegan for the past 3 years. Whenever someone asks me why I'm vegetarian, i am so used to giving snarky replies that I have a lot trouble explaining it seriously. (maybe i can explain this in another journal)

7. I can almost quote Beetlejuice and Ghostbusters 2 word for word.

8. I am a terrible dancer and a terrible singer, but I love doing both.

9. I used to drive down dirt roads with my lights off for fun when i was younger. EEPS!

10. I have a part time job putting DVD's on racks. I use my psychology degree by convincing people i know what I'm doing.

Tag:
 perith

Yes, i had a great time at FCN. I fursuited a stupid amount of time and wore my roommate "wag"'s fursuit for a lot of it, in which i ruined his reputation and played accordion. (With the paws off)

here's a video that will sum things up for you:


https://youtu.be/lF74M2ZvBPk

I'm am going to Further confusion north, still con-high from FWA. Hopefully this will be a fun con and not ruin my momentum!

I'm driving with  skippyfoxcub and getting there thursday and leaving monday. I'm rooming with Skippy and Wag. It's all really last minute and up in the air, i don't know what I'm getting into here.

IF you're going and want to hang, message me with your phone number.

My partial fursuit is on my front page, i'll probably be in that the entire time, even when i'm eating and taking a shower.

See you there!

Do you like being drowned by a huge helping of anime, badly altered photos, and pictures of goth kids?

Would you like to see my art in a giant cluster upload rather sporadically uploaded when i finish things??

DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY ART UNFETTERED BY COMMENTS AND VIEWS, AND WITTY DESCRIPTIONS, IN ITS PURIST ONLINE GALLERY FORM WITH NO ATTENTION WHATSOEVER? So that YOU, the VIEWER, can see it exslusively???

ARE YOU UPSET THAT YOU MISSED THE CHANCE TO BE ONE MY FIRST 20 FOLLOWERS???

WELL, then you should add me on DEVIANT ART.

Scurrow.deviantart.com

Be sure to be as creepy as possibly, since there are a few people from my college classes watching me on there. Thank you.

I left my house with 1 hour of sleep at 2:30am on thursday with  ante and arrived at 6:30pm, completely all me driving, and then fursuited when we got there.

I did gay merfly things in fursuit, met artists I like, attempted to draw, and creeped people out nonstop until leaving at 2:30am on monday morning and getting home at 9:30pm monday night feeling like a crack addict in heat. ( I didn't do this one all myself!)


INFO:

1. People know who i am and like my art, and it always surprises me.

2. I don't look 28, which i guess is good.

3. theeeah.

4. Apparently you can't buy sushi between 2pm and 5pm in Richmond VA.

5. If you room with me, or are ever in my hotel room, you will probably see me in just underwear at some point.


Thank you everyone! This con was DAMN fucking awesome for sure, and most of all inspiring. I need vacations from reality every once in a while, i really do. Everyone does.

My only regret is I didn't have anything to hand out this con, like the stickers i made for AC.  hottapwater and  redacteur both had awesome booklets that they handed out, I might try to come up with something like that for FCN or AC, we'll see.

I'm apparently doing FCN next, since i have a ride there, a room, and the rare instance of having free time and money and the same time.

FWA! If you are going and want to meet up, send me your number. BUT, I have a feeling we will all meet up anyway and everything will be fine.

If you need a room and/or know someone who needs a room that isn't a total buttfuck, please send them our way.

So far it's  ante,  jym,  scurrow and  albaz for only thursday night.

We've got a spot (or two) in our room at FWA, it's currently myself,  ante IE  amplitude-frequency, and  jym so if you'd like to room with a british fox, a fursuiter with a huge tail, and and a sarcastic squirrel/dog, than this is the room for you. Thursday until monday !!

You must not be a creepy creep who creeps!

Here's that FWA meme thing:

1. What is your name:

Scurrow

2. What is your shoe size?

10

3. What species are you?

Squirrel-canine naturefuck

4. ARE YOU DRIVING TO FWA with  Ante (a 12 hour drive) and rooming with  jym and  ante?

yes, how did you know that?

5. Are you one of the least merfly people in real life, even though you act like a big murrpile online?

uhhh...yes.

6. Are you Angry while out of suit? Yet I can still touch you?

what???

7. Did you have a blast last year at FWA and hope this year will be just as fun?

of course!

8. Do you look completely different from last year's FWA because you cut all your hair off and no longer look like you're on the way to a Dinosaur Jr. Concert?

yes.

9. Do you draw at cons/give out free art?

I have trouble drawing at cons because I'm a nervous mess! But I will try.

10. Are you going to be traipsing around in your Husky partial and drinking and stuff??

FUCK YES.

What a strange meme that was! Ok, thank you, that is all.