Just because Obama is an Idiot and we couldn't elect Bush again for a 3rd term (thanks alot FDR, for fucking that up) doesn't mean you should lose hope! Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't force yourself to get married and have 12 kids! You have to do your part and be an American! The more kids you have, the more American you are! (unless you are mexican)

I'll never forget 1971. One day in my home economics class, they took all the boys into one room and all of the girls into another. It was while all of the girls were alone together that copies of Carole King's Tapestry" were handed out. This happened in high schools and colleges across the country. I was sworn to secrecy after that moment and I'm taking a big risk by posting this, but that is why everyone's mother has this album.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JYkQo1Qxt0