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General | Posted 2 weeks agoI'll have things to send out to people soon, thank you again for your patience I'm incredibly touched by everyone's grace through this.
To give a summary of what's been taking things so long:
- Family illness & health issues in late 2023 caused the first setbacks.
- Tried to get help for health issues in early 2024, was essentially pushed back & borderline intimidated by medical malpractice.
- Health got worse, couldn't leave the house, resulting in worsening mental health.
- This year, I got a cold before taking a trip at the start of October.
- Cold healed, but weakened immune system led me to receive aggressive tonsillitis and nearly had to be hospitalized.
- While recovering from that, I contracted a violent strain of upper respiratory flu and had to go to A&E, but couldn't be seen due to patient overload.
- Basically had to power through, been on three courses of strong antibiotics, and I've been sick since the second half of September, and I'm still in recovery.
I'm incredibly embarrassed and ashamed that there are some people waiting since Summer 2023 for their commission. And I'm aware of how aggravating a sob story can be from a seller when you haven't received what you pay for in a timely manner. All I can say is that I'm being sincere when I say I'm trying my best to get everything done, and I'd be even more mortified if I rushed myself in an unfit state, and delivered a sub par product after all this time had passed.
If anyone wants to get in touch for whatever reason about their commission feel free to send a note, or DM me at Kaboompanda on bluesky.
Otherwise I hope to talk to you all soon with the drafts and finished pieces for your commissions!
To give a summary of what's been taking things so long:
- Family illness & health issues in late 2023 caused the first setbacks.
- Tried to get help for health issues in early 2024, was essentially pushed back & borderline intimidated by medical malpractice.
- Health got worse, couldn't leave the house, resulting in worsening mental health.
- This year, I got a cold before taking a trip at the start of October.
- Cold healed, but weakened immune system led me to receive aggressive tonsillitis and nearly had to be hospitalized.
- While recovering from that, I contracted a violent strain of upper respiratory flu and had to go to A&E, but couldn't be seen due to patient overload.
- Basically had to power through, been on three courses of strong antibiotics, and I've been sick since the second half of September, and I'm still in recovery.
I'm incredibly embarrassed and ashamed that there are some people waiting since Summer 2023 for their commission. And I'm aware of how aggravating a sob story can be from a seller when you haven't received what you pay for in a timely manner. All I can say is that I'm being sincere when I say I'm trying my best to get everything done, and I'd be even more mortified if I rushed myself in an unfit state, and delivered a sub par product after all this time had passed.
If anyone wants to get in touch for whatever reason about their commission feel free to send a note, or DM me at Kaboompanda on bluesky.
Otherwise I hope to talk to you all soon with the drafts and finished pieces for your commissions!
Still working!
General | Posted 4 months agoSorry 'bout that, I caught a nasty virus over the weekend. Back to commissions as usual, I'll be sending out drafts soon!
Commissions Re-Opened to Cover Therapy Costs
General | Posted a year agoI'm very sorry to do this when I still have active work, but I need to take on a few more stories to cover the cost of therapy!
https://forms.gle/Y59R9ydqbHzikS35A
$35 per 1,000 words/$17.50 per 500 words
All themes/kinks/etc with exceptions listed on the form.
(Please note that due to current backlog, it may be the second half of October before these are done!)
https://forms.gle/Y59R9ydqbHzikS35A
$35 per 1,000 words/$17.50 per 500 words
All themes/kinks/etc with exceptions listed on the form.
(Please note that due to current backlog, it may be the second half of October before these are done!)
Commission Update - February 2024
General | Posted 2 years agoBatch 1:
1. Split (3,000) (2,500/3,000 Complete)
2. Borusa (4,000) (900/4,000 Complete)
3. EternalPun (4,000) (Planning Complete)
4. Randsom (6,000) (Planning Complete)
5. Gage (7,000) (Planning Complete)
6. Private Commission (Planning Complete)
Batch 2:
1. Private Commission (1,000)
2. Private Commission (1,000)
3. Blitzkriegotter (4,000)
4. Private Commission (3.000)
5. Zuul (4,000)
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Hello everyone, I'd like to start by thanking my commissioners for their astronomical patience. Those of you who commissioned me in July when finances were difficult are life savers, and I wish I was capable of completing your orders with the expediency you deserve. Back in December I took on a few more commissions after making headway through my queue, thinking I would be able to complete everything in a timely manner before mid-February. As you can see, that hasn't happened. There are a few reasons for that, but please don't take this as me making excuses for why your orders haven't been fulfilled yet. I overpromised and underdelivered and that's 100% my fault, going forward I'll be aiming to take on severely reduced batches at a time to counter this.
My mental and physical health have been significant barriers for me, and if you follow me on twitter or blusky, you've likely been subject to my whinging about it. I'm not comfortable sharing the specifics, but I suffer from a number of non life-threatening illnesses and mental health complications that leave me feeling routinely exhausted. Every so often I receive a routine procedure that is meant to raise my energy levels, but even that has been showing diminishing returns, leaving me very tired during the day, and suffering from writers block. Progress on commissions is continuing at a glacial pace, I manage a few hundred words here and there, but I'm no Stephen King or Brandon Sanderson; my life would be much easier if I had their output.
The long and short of it is: I'm still working on everyone's commissions, but I'm sorry that it's taking so long. I genuinely love being able to write for you all, and I'm flabbergasted at how patient people have been with me. I sometimes feel incredibly fraudulent for having taken your fees up front, without being able to make good on my delivery schedule, but the grace you've afforded me allows me to live with significantly reduced stress due to financial pressure. So thank you for that.
If you ever have any concerns about your commission, please use the email attached to your order, or send a note!
Just please remember that I try to keep a work-life balance for my own health, and I'm unlikely to respond if it's outside of work hours!
P.S - I'm slightly worried people think I may be shrugging off my responsibilities if you've seen the art I've been posting on my socials. I draw purely as a hobby, and for therapeutic reasons. And it's done entirely outside of my work hours, just in case there were any concerns!
1. Split (3,000) (2,500/3,000 Complete)
2. Borusa (4,000) (900/4,000 Complete)
3. EternalPun (4,000) (Planning Complete)
4. Randsom (6,000) (Planning Complete)
5. Gage (7,000) (Planning Complete)
6. Private Commission (Planning Complete)
Batch 2:
1. Private Commission (1,000)
2. Private Commission (1,000)
3. Blitzkriegotter (4,000)
4. Private Commission (3.000)
5. Zuul (4,000)
____________________________________________________
Hello everyone, I'd like to start by thanking my commissioners for their astronomical patience. Those of you who commissioned me in July when finances were difficult are life savers, and I wish I was capable of completing your orders with the expediency you deserve. Back in December I took on a few more commissions after making headway through my queue, thinking I would be able to complete everything in a timely manner before mid-February. As you can see, that hasn't happened. There are a few reasons for that, but please don't take this as me making excuses for why your orders haven't been fulfilled yet. I overpromised and underdelivered and that's 100% my fault, going forward I'll be aiming to take on severely reduced batches at a time to counter this.
My mental and physical health have been significant barriers for me, and if you follow me on twitter or blusky, you've likely been subject to my whinging about it. I'm not comfortable sharing the specifics, but I suffer from a number of non life-threatening illnesses and mental health complications that leave me feeling routinely exhausted. Every so often I receive a routine procedure that is meant to raise my energy levels, but even that has been showing diminishing returns, leaving me very tired during the day, and suffering from writers block. Progress on commissions is continuing at a glacial pace, I manage a few hundred words here and there, but I'm no Stephen King or Brandon Sanderson; my life would be much easier if I had their output.
The long and short of it is: I'm still working on everyone's commissions, but I'm sorry that it's taking so long. I genuinely love being able to write for you all, and I'm flabbergasted at how patient people have been with me. I sometimes feel incredibly fraudulent for having taken your fees up front, without being able to make good on my delivery schedule, but the grace you've afforded me allows me to live with significantly reduced stress due to financial pressure. So thank you for that.
If you ever have any concerns about your commission, please use the email attached to your order, or send a note!
Just please remember that I try to keep a work-life balance for my own health, and I'm unlikely to respond if it's outside of work hours!
P.S - I'm slightly worried people think I may be shrugging off my responsibilities if you've seen the art I've been posting on my socials. I draw purely as a hobby, and for therapeutic reasons. And it's done entirely outside of my work hours, just in case there were any concerns!
Commissions: Full - January 2024
General | Posted 2 years agoComm Form: https://forms.gle/cQb6oGJH6aMX2q6Y7
Hey! I need to cover a few costs, so I'm opening for two extra slots.
Batch 1 takes priority, and are slated to be finished around the 12th of January.
Batch 2 will be started/completed around that time, so please fill in the form if you're interested:
Batch 1:
1. Broadsword (2.000)
2. Split (3,000)
3. Borusa (4,000)
4. EternalPun (4,000)
5. Randsom (6,000)
6. Gage (7,000)
7. Private Commission
Batch 2:
1. Private Commission (1,000)
2. Private Commission (1,000)
3. Blitzkriegotter (4,000)
4. Private Commission (3.000)
5. Zuul (4,000)
Hey! I need to cover a few costs, so I'm opening for two extra slots.
Batch 1 takes priority, and are slated to be finished around the 12th of January.
Batch 2 will be started/completed around that time, so please fill in the form if you're interested:
Batch 1:
2. Split (3,000)
3. Borusa (4,000)
4. EternalPun (4,000)
5. Randsom (6,000)
6. Gage (7,000)
7. Private Commission
Batch 2:
1. Private Commission (1,000)
2. Private Commission (1,000)
3. Blitzkriegotter (4,000)
4. Private Commission (3.000)
5. Zuul (4,000)
Commission Update
General | Posted 2 years agoJust letting people know work on commissions is still proceeding apace, albeit a bit slower than usual. I messed up my sleep schedule really badly a few weeks ago, and I'm trying to fix it. Should have the first set of commissions done next week, have a great weekend folks!
If you ever have a concern about your commission, be sure to send a message within my work hours!
1. Broadsword (2.000)
2. Split (3,000)
3. Borusa (4,000)
4. EternalPun (4,000)
5. Randsom (6,000)
6. Gage (7,000)
If you ever have a concern about your commission, be sure to send a message within my work hours!
1. Broadsword (2.000)
2. Split (3,000)
3. Borusa (4,000)
4. EternalPun (4,000)
5. Randsom (6,000)
6. Gage (7,000)
Story Commissions Full!
General | Posted 2 years agoCOMMISSION FORM: https://forms.gle/cQb6oGJH6aMX2q6Y71. Mephio (2,000)
2. Broadsword
3. Split (3,000)
4. Andrewthefoxdemon (3,000)
5. Borusa (4,000)
6. EternalPun (4,000)
7. Randsom (6,000)
8. Gage (7,000)
Note: Commissions are written in order of shortest to longest to ensure each story receives the right amount of care and effort, and isn't rushed through!
30$ per 1,000 words!If you want to know if I do a theme or kink that you have not seen me do before, feel free to send a note or simply fill in the form. All forms are confidential and I will not judge you for your kinks.Pre-Rendered Themes:
Sometimes it can be difficult coming up with an idea from scratch. In those cases, I offer pre-set ideas where you can insert your own character or simply ask for a story featuring one of my OCs! Examples bellow.Biohazard Ben's Henchman Recruitment: (Ben can be seen here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51479556/)
You are a new hire for Biohazard Ben and his unique brand of inflatable supervillainy, whether you like it or not. You or your character will be subjected to several tests of endurance, a suit fitting, and possibly more if you so desire. When commissioning this scenario please include what specific kinks you would like to be included in addition to inflation (pop/non-pop, etc), and whether you would like the encounter with Biohazard Ben to contain sexual elements, whether you are forcibly converted (hypnosis), or willingly converted in addition to what sort of size and function you would like to serve as part of his team (if you cannot decide, please let me know, and I will create a role for you or your character).
Maxton's High Pressure Haunt: (Maxton can be seen here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51479677/)
You are being haunted by the spectre of the late Maxton, an enormously fat mechanic who infamously burst in public after no one rushed to his aid after he fell on an air pump in his workshop. He has since taken to popping the living as a source of entertainment, and you are his next mark. Please specify how you would like Maxton to cause you or your character to explode, what kind of popping, whether it's permanent or if reforming is involved, and if you would like to be added to his ghostly crew post-pop (if permanent). Also specify the level of sexual interaction (if any) you would like your character to have with Maxton, and other kinks you would like involved (daddy-kink roleplay, cigars, hypno, this is not an exhaustive list).
These are EXAMPLES. If you see a character in my gallery you like the look of, please don't hesitate to ask for a scenario with one of them and you/your OCs!
