sooo I am alive and not dead
just some stuff has happened in the past 2 months and I now have internet again
also hopefully moving out of home so looking forward to that
ok k bye

so I typed my city's name into the youtube search bar (its launceston)
and I found this video and after watching it was scared and horrified
you should watch is too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROfR7IFpHFg

never come to my town ever

tonight's rant is brought too you by oats I FUCKING HATE OATS (aka oatmeal, porrige, orientalis, Rolled Oats and IT TASTE LIKE FUCKING PASTE)

ok so its a bit late at night and I think "hey I seem a bit peckish" so I got up to have a quick snack before I sleep
so I get to the kitchen and after looking around I find some uncle tobys oats and think "why dont I eat oats more often they are quick and easy to make" so I make some freaking oats and get back to my room crawl into my nice cozy bed and take a spoonful and then I remember oh my fUCKING GOD I HATE OATS SO FUCKING MUCH LIKE
ITS GLUUEEEEE
ITS SO SHIIIITTTTT
IT STICKS TO MY MOUTH LIKE 'aye bby stay with me 4eav" AND IT DOSE NOT LEAVE
ASIDE FROM THAT IT TASTES LIKE NOTHING AND IF I PUT SUGAR OR HONEY ON IT
IT MAKES IT SO FUCKING SWEET LIKE FUCKING SUGAR ITS SELF HAS DECIDED TO RAPE MY TASTE BUDS
UGGHHH AND IT LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO LAY BRICKS WITH IT
HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE EAT THIS
AND IT CLAIMED TO BE "BERRY" FLAVORED
LAST TIME I CHECKED BERRY TASTED LIKE FUCKING BERRY!!
WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS WHHYYYYYYYYY
I.... I just really hate oats I am sorry just OOAATTTSSSS
I am just freaking done
as usual sorry for caps lock and have a good night guyss

so like tonight well also today well more like yesterday but whatever . I went to my towns local like computer cafe sort of thing
and they do these events where you pay $25 to get locked in until 8 in the morning and you can play any games you want
but like it was fun and all playing stupid games like left for dead and rust but my friends MY FUCKING FRIENDS LIKE SUCH DICKS, SO WE MET THIS NICE GIRL WHO GAVE US AN ENERGY DRINK EACH AND LIKE MY FUCKING FRIENDS MADE ME DRINK THEIRS AND I.. I CAN FEEL MY HEART and not in a good way mind you its like
heart: hey luke
me:yeah?
heart: guess what?
me: what? :D
heart: PAIN AND FEELINGS AND FFUUCCKKK YOUUU
SSO I STARTED GETTING LIKE HEART PALPITATIONS AND IT FELT LIKE MY HEART WAS PREGNANT AND IT WAS IN LABOR AND THEN THEY TOLD ME YOUR HEART IS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR BODY (and me being tired, in pain and hyped up on energy drinks though it was true) AND SO I THOUGH I WAS A FREAK OF NATURE FOR LIKE AN HOUR
it was scary ;w;
but now I am home, in bed just eating pork...
I AM EATING A FUCKING PIG I AM A MONSTER THIS PIG HAD LIKE DREAMS N SHIT LIKE...
eating a baby? i dunno
wait doe that mean I want to eat a baby because I am eating its flesh thus adsorbing its thoughts and such..
I am.. I am just freaking done
I need to stop a
like good nigt and like god dont do what I did

(sorry for SO MUCH FUCKING CAPS LOCK AND LIKE BAD SPELLING AND WRITING )

plz talk to me I just wanna make more friend :3
but I understand if I am not cool or cute enough to talk to
its fine Q^Q

the thing you should always remember and never forget it
http://i.imgur.com/jiPMSEV.gif
I hope this has brightened your day

Have I +watched people just because they are attractive... yes yes I have
DAM YOU ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE~!

I just really really like jelly fish
like a lot
there cool and floaty