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Posted 16 years agonow, start playing the game so you lose every time you think about the thong song. you probably haven't heard or thought about it in years, and now you will abnormally often. it makes things a million times funnier tracing what makes you think of the thong song.
just accomplished life goal
Posted 16 years agodrank too much. succeeded in motorboating self. awesome.
tuesday night: tag team tuesday time. going to attempt to accomplish another goal by trying to convince a stripper to dance to manah manah.
life is awesome.
tuesday night: tag team tuesday time. going to attempt to accomplish another goal by trying to convince a stripper to dance to manah manah.
life is awesome.
venomous snakes D8
Posted 16 years agoMr Chupon just tagged my hand arrrghegfjssfd freaking the fuck out
got him off fast, no apparent allergic reactions or swelling yet, still freaking anyways
pisspisspiss
got him off fast, no apparent allergic reactions or swelling yet, still freaking anyways
pisspisspiss
kinda drunk, thinkin bout sexy things
Posted 16 years agodear fa:
what makes whipped cream or chocoalte sauce sexy, but lnot garlic butter?
I DEMADN ANSWRSDS
god i love garlic butter
what makes whipped cream or chocoalte sauce sexy, but lnot garlic butter?
I DEMADN ANSWRSDS
god i love garlic butter
24 years ago today
Posted 16 years agoa shads came into this world, and proceeded to RUIN EVERYTHING FOREVER.
have some terrifying sex toy.
(i think the issue is it reminds me of this)
8D
have some terrifying sex toy.
(i think the issue is it reminds me of this)
8D
dudes. dudes.
Posted 16 years agoim sorry guys
im just. bad with people in general. the only person i feel really comfortable is le buttface, right
like. im not avoiding anyone. i just feel like i should throw that out. theres at least a few people here i should have hung out with more. but like. i just have these periods where i just cant deal with anyone. and im sorry. but i think about leaving the house and i just cant deal with it. i can just barely make myself go to work because rent and shit, but outside of that?
im fsooryy. i dont mean to be an ass. but ive ebeen in one o ftheese ruts for a couple months now. and i just dont feel like making such a jackass out of my self like i inevitably do.
im sorry. i just feel terriblye about i sometimese.
im just. bad with people in general. the only person i feel really comfortable is le buttface, right
like. im not avoiding anyone. i just feel like i should throw that out. theres at least a few people here i should have hung out with more. but like. i just have these periods where i just cant deal with anyone. and im sorry. but i think about leaving the house and i just cant deal with it. i can just barely make myself go to work because rent and shit, but outside of that?
im fsooryy. i dont mean to be an ass. but ive ebeen in one o ftheese ruts for a couple months now. and i just dont feel like making such a jackass out of my self like i inevitably do.
im sorry. i just feel terriblye about i sometimese.
omigosh you guys!
Posted 16 years agoI put a downpayment yesterday!
If everything goes as planned today.. I get a caaaaaaaaar :D
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHADS ON WHEELS FUCK YEAH.
(if it is not obv.. it's my first car. black 2002 accent with 62000km. standard, of course, and two door. gwaaah <3 )
If everything goes as planned today.. I get a caaaaaaaaar :D
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHADS ON WHEELS FUCK YEAH.
(if it is not obv.. it's my first car. black 2002 accent with 62000km. standard, of course, and two door. gwaaah <3 )
Ya know what I like about NL?
Posted 16 years agoGrinning like a moron when the screen lights up and knowing you're one of the first in north america to see it.
Watchmen! Pretty awesome! :D
Watchmen! Pretty awesome! :D
the manbitch meme
Posted 16 years ago1. He's sitting in front of a screen, what's on it?
His final project that he's programming, in which he runs around MUN with a pellet gun, fighting bears and moonwalking to save the only girl in engineering (who was kidnapped by said bears).
I'm not joking.
2. You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on?
Greek salad, Mediterranean dressing.
3. Whats one food he doesn't like?
Spinach.
4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?
Meat (probably a burger) and beer.
5. Where did she go to high school?
Park View, in Bridgewater.
6. What size shoe does he wear?
... I don't know. MANSIZED? shit D8
7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
Porn. Computers. Spices.
8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?
He likes my cheesesteak sammiches, though he'll happily eat anything with meat on it.
9. What would this person eat every day if he could?
T-bones.
10. What is his favorite cereal?
Ya know, I've never seen him eat it?
11. What would he never wear?
Women's clothes.
12. What is his favorite sports team?
He isn't into sports anymore (and when he was, he wrestled)
13. Who did he vote for?
No one, we were busy having Ottawa adventures at the time.
14. Who is his best friend?
..... me? His highschool buddy Blaire? Marshall?
15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?
Forget to clean dishes, occasionally pop his bacne.
16. What is his heritage?
German. He so aryan.
17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
I baked him a cake! It was vanilla and had his guitar drawn on in sprinkles!
18. Did he play sports in high school?
He was all aboot da wrasslin'.
19. What could he spend hours doing?
Programming, brewing, cooking, stupid adventures. His interests are mad varied.
20. What is one unique talent he has?
I don't know about unique? Is a green mullet unique or a talent? He's a pretty awesome dude at making up recipes though? :|
I <3 my buttface.
His final project that he's programming, in which he runs around MUN with a pellet gun, fighting bears and moonwalking to save the only girl in engineering (who was kidnapped by said bears).
I'm not joking.
2. You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on?
Greek salad, Mediterranean dressing.
3. Whats one food he doesn't like?
Spinach.
4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?
Meat (probably a burger) and beer.
5. Where did she go to high school?
Park View, in Bridgewater.
6. What size shoe does he wear?
... I don't know. MANSIZED? shit D8
7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
Porn. Computers. Spices.
8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?
He likes my cheesesteak sammiches, though he'll happily eat anything with meat on it.
9. What would this person eat every day if he could?
T-bones.
10. What is his favorite cereal?
Ya know, I've never seen him eat it?
11. What would he never wear?
Women's clothes.
12. What is his favorite sports team?
He isn't into sports anymore (and when he was, he wrestled)
13. Who did he vote for?
No one, we were busy having Ottawa adventures at the time.
14. Who is his best friend?
..... me? His highschool buddy Blaire? Marshall?
15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?
Forget to clean dishes, occasionally pop his bacne.
16. What is his heritage?
German. He so aryan.
17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
I baked him a cake! It was vanilla and had his guitar drawn on in sprinkles!
18. Did he play sports in high school?
He was all aboot da wrasslin'.
19. What could he spend hours doing?
Programming, brewing, cooking, stupid adventures. His interests are mad varied.
20. What is one unique talent he has?
I don't know about unique? Is a green mullet unique or a talent? He's a pretty awesome dude at making up recipes though? :|
I <3 my buttface.
a terrifying conversation
Posted 16 years agomy mom came over today, took a look at our new place, and just out of the blue told us we should get a sex swing.
what the fuck?
what the fuck?
beartato is the best comic and you are all missing out
Posted 16 years agoAnnnd moved (mostly)
Posted 17 years agoNeed to move my bed, and things will be awesome and wonderful. And a giant mess that needs to be straightened out. Gwaaah.
Aliant's been called, but we won't have our modem until thursday. So I probably will be absent for a few days. Gaah.
But the extra space and not having to deal with crazies = well worth it. And now I live practically in a park, so hooray? 8D
Aliant's been called, but we won't have our modem until thursday. So I probably will be absent for a few days. Gaah.
But the extra space and not having to deal with crazies = well worth it. And now I live practically in a park, so hooray? 8D
OM NOM NOM
Posted 17 years ago1. Here's a simple one, name your favorite Breakfast food?
WAFFLES FUCK YEAH.
2. What's your favorite mid day snack?
Smithsnacks pizza sub or chuckwagon.
3. Favorite thing for supper?
I'm a fiend for steak/cheese/pepper sammiches. And stirfry. And lex's t-bones.
4. What's your favorite fruit(s) you enjoy to eat?
Blueberries, even though they like giving me the poops. And strawberry-on-a-stick (best thing ever invented holy shit eating one right now. If you're local, get your ass to sobey's and buy someajhdksauhdsak)
5. Got a favorite veggie(s)?
Potato because you can do so many things with them, but turnips are amazing when mashed with butter/sugar/pepper and i make some sexy glazed carrots.
6. We know you've been waiting for this one, what are your favorite FROZEN Treats?
STRAWBERRY ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^________________________________^
7. Lets hear your favorite HOT treat.
.... freshly baked cookies?
8. How about generic candies?
Sugared gummy worms, swedish berries, and cherry blasters/watermelons/strawberries.
9. What's your favorite food to order out for?
Big bite pizza is the best thing in life.
10. What's the WEIRDEST thing you've ever eaten?
Hmm. Alligator? Eat them before they can eat you! That or KD made with captain morgan.
11. What's the NASTIEST thing you've ever eaten?
oh god this one time i made KD but didnt check the milk and it poured in chunky so i was like wait, is that milk or butter or noodles being weird and bit some and barf barf barf barf puking everywhere fuck
12. O..k...bizarre but Uhh...what's your favorite place to get fast food from?
Quiznos!!! Beef and swiss melt ^_____________^
13. What is your favorite Restaurant/Buffet you love going to?
Hmmm. Ponderosa has a great buffet.. Red Pepper I suppose :O seriously, you get food so fast. not much variety, but if you like stirfry it's heaven <3
EDIT: SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET MUSTANG SALLY'S D8
IN CONCLUSION, PUSSY SNORKELS.
WAFFLES FUCK YEAH.
2. What's your favorite mid day snack?
Smithsnacks pizza sub or chuckwagon.
3. Favorite thing for supper?
I'm a fiend for steak/cheese/pepper sammiches. And stirfry. And lex's t-bones.
4. What's your favorite fruit(s) you enjoy to eat?
Blueberries, even though they like giving me the poops. And strawberry-on-a-stick (best thing ever invented holy shit eating one right now. If you're local, get your ass to sobey's and buy someajhdksauhdsak)
5. Got a favorite veggie(s)?
Potato because you can do so many things with them, but turnips are amazing when mashed with butter/sugar/pepper and i make some sexy glazed carrots.
6. We know you've been waiting for this one, what are your favorite FROZEN Treats?
STRAWBERRY ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^________________________________^
7. Lets hear your favorite HOT treat.
.... freshly baked cookies?
8. How about generic candies?
Sugared gummy worms, swedish berries, and cherry blasters/watermelons/strawberries.
9. What's your favorite food to order out for?
Big bite pizza is the best thing in life.
10. What's the WEIRDEST thing you've ever eaten?
Hmm. Alligator? Eat them before they can eat you! That or KD made with captain morgan.
11. What's the NASTIEST thing you've ever eaten?
oh god this one time i made KD but didnt check the milk and it poured in chunky so i was like wait, is that milk or butter or noodles being weird and bit some and barf barf barf barf puking everywhere fuck
12. O..k...bizarre but Uhh...what's your favorite place to get fast food from?
Quiznos!!! Beef and swiss melt ^_____________^
13. What is your favorite Restaurant/Buffet you love going to?
Hmmm. Ponderosa has a great buffet.. Red Pepper I suppose :O seriously, you get food so fast. not much variety, but if you like stirfry it's heaven <3
EDIT: SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET MUSTANG SALLY'S D8
IN CONCLUSION, PUSSY SNORKELS.
Moving and worries
Posted 17 years agoDue to a dramasplosion in the personal life (it's been something building up over the past.. very long time), I'm going to be moving next month. It's simultaneously terrifying and SO EXCITINGAKJSJGASJA.
It's a massive place with cheap rent and three rooms. The main room is actually the size of all three rooms in my current house put together, and the other two are the size of the master here. It's ridiculous. And the only people moving in are me and buttface.
This is going to be the first time I've lived in a place where I could go wild decorating the ENTIRE HOUSE. I'm going to buy a decent bookshelf right off the bat ^__________^
But still.. argh. I'm terrified. The rent and utilities shouldn't be a problem, due to me working and buttface being an engineering student coming off a workterm.. but there's stuff we need to start up, and I'm just terrified something will go wrong. As it is we'll be fine, but there's always that chance of something going disastrous, ya know?
(and sara, we're not going too far.. we'll be over near Bannerman so hangouts can still happen if work gives me decent days off D;)
It's a massive place with cheap rent and three rooms. The main room is actually the size of all three rooms in my current house put together, and the other two are the size of the master here. It's ridiculous. And the only people moving in are me and buttface.
This is going to be the first time I've lived in a place where I could go wild decorating the ENTIRE HOUSE. I'm going to buy a decent bookshelf right off the bat ^__________^
But still.. argh. I'm terrified. The rent and utilities shouldn't be a problem, due to me working and buttface being an engineering student coming off a workterm.. but there's stuff we need to start up, and I'm just terrified something will go wrong. As it is we'll be fine, but there's always that chance of something going disastrous, ya know?
(and sara, we're not going too far.. we'll be over near Bannerman so hangouts can still happen if work gives me decent days off D;)
and wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted 17 years agodear internets:
tonight i got smeashefd in a gaybar
and bk'd a eprson
but bk isnt up for me to say it
so in conclusion: gay dudes in a gay abr are the best drunkin/dancing buddies ever
(and ubttbuddys the funniest combination of wrosds in the english language. no contest. serious;y. try to find me a better combo. I CHALLENGE YOU FUCK YEAH.)
oh god i need sleep for work tomorrow what the hell am i still doing up
tonight i got smeashefd in a gaybar
and bk'd a eprson
but bk isnt up for me to say it
so in conclusion: gay dudes in a gay abr are the best drunkin/dancing buddies ever
(and ubttbuddys the funniest combination of wrosds in the english language. no contest. serious;y. try to find me a better combo. I CHALLENGE YOU FUCK YEAH.)
oh god i need sleep for work tomorrow what the hell am i still doing up
FOR THE HORDE
Posted 17 years agowrath of the lich king is 61% installed and im so goddamn excited.
THIS IS ALL.
THIS IS ALL.
The cutest site in the world.
Posted 17 years agohttp://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.....swf?cid=317016
I can't stop watching it. What will they do next? NOOO PURPLE, STOP TRYING TO EAT RED!
They're sleeping right now though. :C
I can't stop watching it. What will they do next? NOOO PURPLE, STOP TRYING TO EAT RED!
They're sleeping right now though. :C
Some days the radio amuses me far too much.
Posted 17 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjrUBww9hVI
Holy crap this is the best sampling ever. I died when it came on the top 40.
Holy crap this is the best sampling ever. I died when it came on the top 40.
ADVENTURES IN BAKING
Posted 17 years agoI don't really do well in the kitchen. At anything.
So lately I've decided hey, let's try to play less wow and try more experimenting! In DELICIOUSNESS!
First attempt at banana bread: failure. bananas too chunky.
FIrst attempt at carrotcupcakes: Almost fine, but the recipe used called for too much grease. Eating three cupcakes causes mild stomach sickness.
Man this is so much fun. It's like science, only delicious!
I MAY PURCHASE THIS IN CELEBRATION.
So lately I've decided hey, let's try to play less wow and try more experimenting! In DELICIOUSNESS!
First attempt at banana bread: failure. bananas too chunky.
FIrst attempt at carrotcupcakes: Almost fine, but the recipe used called for too much grease. Eating three cupcakes causes mild stomach sickness.
Man this is so much fun. It's like science, only delicious!
I MAY PURCHASE THIS IN CELEBRATION.
the best website ever
Posted 17 years agoSince that sale was long over, may as well bump it to share this.
http://www.flashbackradio.com/
It's a webradio, that plays only 80s music. There is nothing better in life than this. I haven't closed the tab playing it since I discovered it.
May it enrich your life 8D
http://www.flashbackradio.com/
It's a webradio, that plays only 80s music. There is nothing better in life than this. I haven't closed the tab playing it since I discovered it.
May it enrich your life 8D
$2 icons!
Posted 17 years agoPluggin a buddy of mine! 
DabombXide's doing a month long special on icons. $2 for the month, and looking like this or this. It's a great deal, so you should head over to her page! ♥
DabombXide's doing a month long special on icons. $2 for the month, and looking like this or this. It's a great deal, so you should head over to her page! ♥What the shit, EA?
Posted 17 years agoDudes. Newfoundland IS a part of Canada. I don't know where you get off thinking it was annexed by the US, but trust me, it wasn't. Really.
And of course my paypal is failing authorization. You never asked me what my fucking account is!
I want to give you $10 and download one relatively small file from your servers. Is this really too much to ask?
And of course my paypal is failing authorization. You never asked me what my fucking account is!
I want to give you $10 and download one relatively small file from your servers. Is this really too much to ask?
argh, mun i hate you
Posted 17 years agoart muse killed by amount of schoolwork. 10 page paper due tomorrow, and i have shit all done because i had a half hour presentation today and an exam yesterday.sdkajasdgkasdhsadsblaaaaaaaaaagh.
at least this is the last significant schoolthing of the semester other than exams. i should just relax and play with brush pens tomorrow night.
brush pens are one of the best things ever made. i've only really played with the black ones so far. let's hope the colored ones are just as cool! i just wish the supposed flesh colored one was more flesh colored.
at least this is the last significant schoolthing of the semester other than exams. i should just relax and play with brush pens tomorrow night.
brush pens are one of the best things ever made. i've only really played with the black ones so far. let's hope the colored ones are just as cool! i just wish the supposed flesh colored one was more flesh colored.
Wacky pet antics.
Posted 18 years agoI don't usually use the journal here (I feel kind of weird about it for some reason?) but this is worth it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72iZxOWbC_U
For those of you who don't know me, I have a house full of scaly things. Unfortunately, some are idiots. Take Geico here, who thinks despite the fact he is roughly 9"x1.3", he is dangerous enough to eat a 6'x3' couch.
Yeaaaaaaaaah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72iZxOWbC_U
For those of you who don't know me, I have a house full of scaly things. Unfortunately, some are idiots. Take Geico here, who thinks despite the fact he is roughly 9"x1.3", he is dangerous enough to eat a 6'x3' couch.
Yeaaaaaaaaah.
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