so just in case this site tanks again, I HAVE A WEASYL AND I USE IT NOW WOW!!!

https://www.weasyl.com/profile/scolipede

I'll probably be posting more new artwork there instead of here for a few days until I can be sure FA is more stable.
But yeah I will try to maintain both of these galleries and still be active on both websites though! :D

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12252055/
$10 for a cute picture of a pretty pony!


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12106616/
I also have some adoptables here too, if any of you are interested in some cute axolotl characters!

Yo I really feel like drawing some opossum headshots right about now. I don't know why, but I'm in a really 'possum-y mood!

Leave a link to a (clean) ref of your precious li'l 'possum and I might just sketch their cute li'l heads!

Since I've had a few people ask me for it and I'M really dumb and don't have it readily available, YES I AM OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS Y'ALL!


-Prices-
Usually sketches are about $8
Inks about $10
Flat colors around $15
And fully coloured works about $25


Icons are about $10 and include a full sized and Icon sized image and can be slightly animated (nothing extreme because I'm kind of cruddy at it)
and Chibis are about $5

With tweaking in the fees depending on the complexity of what you would like! (eg, complex backgrounds, extravagant designs, extra characters, etc) :3

That being said, simple backgrounds are free, and usually included in the artwork!

WHOA MOMMA YES LIST

General:

- HUMANS
-Male characters
- Female characters
- Trans* characters (including agender, transgender, genderqueer, bigender, intersex, etc. characters)
- Romance/ smooching/ cuddling/ hugging/ heavy petting/ what not.
- MAYBE more adult oriented stuff if I know you well enough and feel up to it. (still not 100% good at/ ok at drawing it)
- Mammals, amphibians, reptiles, avians, etc. I'll make an effort to draw pretty much any species you would like me to!
- Clean cub/ baby fur stuff is alright too y'all
- My characters chilling with/ playing games with/ having adventures with yours.

Fetish territory:
- most fetishes are cool if they're not on my NOPE list (You can ask!)

Definite yes on:
- BDSM
- Hypnotism
- Femdom
- Crossdressing
- Gore (up to a certain point)



NOPE LIST
- Probably not hardcore porn, again, not good at drawing it. Wouldn't want to charge for something I find subpar. It wouldn't be fair to you!
- Feral characters (Again, not good at drawing them, would not want to charge for a subpar product!)
- Animalistic genitalia.
- Obviously sexualised trans* characters (chances are if you call them a futa or c*ntboy, then they fit in this category)
- Adult oriented cub art
- Rape
- Shotacon/ lolicon in general
- Other people's characters without EXPLICIT consent from the other person. THIS INCLUDES "SURPRISES" AND WHAT NOT. IF THEY'RE NOT SAYING "YES PLEASE DO IT" I WON'T.
- My characters in adult situations/ in adult situations with yours.
- Scat
- Watersports
- Hyper
- Emetophilia
- Feral/Anthro porn
- Ferals porn.
- Soft vore
- Extreme gore
- ABSOLUTELY NO HATE ART, this includes artwork directed at a single person, group of people, organisation, religion, race, etc. DON'T DO IT. I WON'T DO IT.
(For personal reasons, I do hope you understand).


TOS
- YOU MAY REPOST ARTWORK I HAVE CREATED FOR YOU WITH DUE CREDIT. PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
- YOU MAY USE ARTWORK I HAVE CREATED FOR YOU AS ICONS WITH DUE CREDIT. PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
- YOU MAY NOT EDIT ARTWORK I HAVE CREATED FOR YOU, NOR MAY YOU PAY SOMEONE TO OR HAVE SOMEONE ELSE EDIT ARTWORK I HAVE CREATED FOR YOU.
- THE ABOVE STATEMENT CAN BE OVERRIDDEN IF I HAVE GIVEN YOU PERMISSION TO, OR IF IT'S A COLLABORATION WITH ANOTHER ARTIST.
- I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO TURN DOWN COMMISSIONS IF THE CONTENT GOES AGAINST MY LIST OF THINGS I HAVE SAID YES AND NO TO.
- I WILL DO MY BEST TO BE PROMPT AND COURTEOUS!

ALL PAYMENTS SHOULD BE PROVIDED VIA PAYPAL.
IF YOU FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE, A VERY ROUGH SKETCH MAY BE PROVIDED PRIOR TO PAYMENT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR CONSIDERING ME~ <3

my buddy rucksack kinda needs some commissions for groceries!
Her art is really cute so you should get some!
I would but I am kind of broke right now.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5242656/

so my pal  fleabeast has some neat YCH pictures available for like 15 bucks if that kinda thing floats your boat (and you know it does, their art is really nice and you deserve to get something nice for yourself, ya know!)

Also my pal  spazzticglitchstill has some really awesome headshots available they're really pretty!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5223032/
MY PAL IS TAKING COMMISSIONS FOR REALLY PRETTY HEADSHOTS.
THEY'RE GORGEOUS.
I CAN'T AFFORD THEM RIGHT NOW BUT IF YOU HAVE EXTRA CASH YOU SHOULD GO GET SOME BECAUSE THESE ARE RLY PRETTY OK.

Gonna try talking to the people at future shop tomorrow.
I am royally peeved.
I have like 2 projects due on Friday I don't have time to fuck around with this I'm sick of spending all my life on the college campus.

I'm royally peeved.

Probably still won't be able to post anything. I'm so sorry guys.

Feeling a bit useless and anxious right now. Sorry again.

Looks like I might need to bring my computer back to future shop. It worked fine last night and now it won't do shit. I guess there might be an issue with the new motherboard, idk.

Just a heads up cause I don't think I'll be able to actively post art yet.

What a pain in the neck.

EDIT- it's working again now what the fuck???? WHATEVER I AIN'T COMPLAINING! :D

wow yay

This has been weighing on me for a while now, but I just wanted to remind everyone on here that I am indeed a male. It might seem silly that I need to post a reminder, but it's happened several times that people seem to forget?

The point i'm trying to make here is please, please respect proper gender pronouns. It makes me really sad, uncomfortable and hurt when people use the wrong pronouns when talking about me. I know you don't mean to hurt me if you have, but it really does. It feels like punch to the tummy. Please don't punch my tummy. It's been punched to many times before, even if I've yet to meet a person who truly meant to punch me. (Well, that's a lie, but I don't like acknowledging crapulous jerks)

That being said, I do understand that mistakes happen. If you have used the wrong pronouns in the past, I don't hate you for it/ think you're totally rotten. Unless you did it entirely on purpose with the intent of hurting me/ invalidating my identity. Misgendering someone on purpose is a really cruddy thing to do.

I just ask that you correct it in the future, that you try your darn hardest to use the right pronouns from here on out. This doesn't just apply to me either, but to everyone! If you don't know someone's preferred pronouns, ask them! Chances are that they'll let you know.

I guess that the whole point of this journal is "be polite, be kind, respect gender pronouns!"

Just for a quick reference, mine are masculine (he, his, himself, etc), but I'm cool with the gender neutral pronouns too! (They, theirs, etc.)

I'm not singling out a single person here! As I said before, this happens to me quite often unfortunately. Just remember that correct pronouns are important!

was supposed to get it last week but I guess the poor people over at the place with computers are swamped because I called last friday and they sounded really sad about not having it yet.

DON'T WORRY COMPUTER FIXING GUYS I FORGIVE YOU IT'S NOT UR FAULT.

Just posting a journal to express the frustrating fact that I have like a ton of sketches (including some gift doodles for some really awesome people that I really want to ink/colour) and no way to post them.

Expect some serious art spam once I can scan all these sketches and ink/colour them! :D

WAH WAH WAH WAAAAAAAH

probably going to lose a bunch of WIPS and other shit it's really lame and no fun.
also won't be able to post anything until I get a new one shipped in and get my computer back from future shop.

still doodling on printer paper (I need to get a sketchbook at some point this week I will go insane or eat up all the printer paper supply). May or may not upload my computer-less time drawings here when I can.

still have my tablet so I can do internet things, it's just really a hassle to use sometimes (namely for posting/ responding to things on this site, mea culpa guys).

I'm still gonna be active on Twitter and tumblr though if anyone wants to contact me more easily.

-Twitter: iloveallthecats
-Tumblr: dumbjerkontheinternet.tumblr.com

Make a bonfire.
Throw a pizza into it as an offering.
WHisper "kayle" three times.
I might crawl out of the flames and give you a smoochie.

I REALLY FEEL LIKE
DOING TRADES
AND DRAWING COOL STUFF FOR Y'ALL

ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS INTENSE DESIRE TO DRAW STUFF
IF SO WE SHOULD
DRAW STUFF FOR EACH OTHER IT WOULD BE RAD.

Okay so I am trying to be more active with my art so I'm gonna try to prioritize some shit right here!
This is more for my sake than anything but that's ok!

---shit I gotta get done son----

° Ink + colour the fuckton of giftart I'm sitting on like hot damn I drew some shit for some awesome people and I wanna get it doooone.

° Ink + Colour + Format Tentadog species ref

° Ink + Colour + Format Fubar ref

° Make new ref for Scooter/ Scooter's alternate forms

° Make a proper ref for: Feather, Missie, Poe, Volatile, Rexington, Shrapnel, Peekaboo, London, Newandimproved!Jericho, Olso and Jeremy

° Work on my zombie oppossum bby, Roadkill Barnaboo (Who is one of those awful characters I made when I was 13 and am trying to make a non-stupid version of). Maybe make a ref of him too???

I draw art because I feel like crap and I feel like crap because I draw art (that I don't think is as good as I want it to be even though I've been practicing like mad/ looking at more refs/ doing more study sketches).

https://www.weasyl.com/profile/scolipede
yup yup yup

So I'm having hotel adventures so I might not be very active outside of my twitter and tumblr for the next few days.

Tumblr: dumbjerkontheinternet.tumblr.com
Twitter: dumbjerkontheinternet

remember how I said I wanted to post more art here?

well I totally have no idea what to draw
SO SO SO YOU FELLAS SHOULD POST SOME REFS OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS/ OCS AND I'LL TRY TO DRAW SOME WARM-UPISH SKETCHES SO I CAN GET BACK INTO THE ART GAME.

YOU GET DRAWS AND I GET PRACTICE IT'S WIN-WIN YOU GUYS YOU SHOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY

ok so I am really sorry for basically abandoning this site for like months now.

basically I had a bit of a meltdown and went on an art haitus for a really long time because I got really angry every time I tried to draw anything. I've started enjoying art again, which I think is much healthier. As such, I'm gonna try to post stuff here more often now so thanks to anyone who hasn't stopped following me.

I promise I'm not dead or anything.

Also! IF I OWE YOU ANYTHING AT ALL PLEASE LAUNCH ME A COMMENT OR A NOTE BECAUSE I SWEAR I DON'T REMEMBER AND I'M REALLY SORRY.

wow, that makes for an odd title.
Anyway, my computer is fixed now, and will hopefully stay that way. :3

Hey dudes, as you noticed, I have seemingly dropped off the face of the earth for a while. This isn't because I hate everyone or anything!

It's because my mum accidentally downloaded a file (that was disguised as an mp3 file) that dumped a bunch of malware onto my computer. We brought it into Future Shop today, so they'll see what they can do to fix it. It should take 1-3 days in theory, so I have very little access to the internet.

I am typing this on dad's computer, which is not the best in the world. Sorry for making anyone worry, and I should be back when the computer gets fixed! :3

uh yeah, I've been a bit too busy to art recently, so I feel I've been neglecting it.

I wish to remedy that.

So I was wondering if anyone out there wanted to do a quickie art trade type thing?

is that I don't have my printer drivers anywhere, asdafgds. THAT MEANS MY SCANNER DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE. OH, THE WOES OF A MAN WHO ONLY SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO SKETCH THINGS TRADITIONALLY... :CCC

I mean, I have a massive backlog of things I can work with, I just want to have fun with some new things I've done too?

Kind of hunting for those drivers now. In the mean time...

FUUUUUCK.