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General | Posted 16 years agoUsing only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)" (STOLEN FROM ashadan ashadan )
• Pick your Artist:
Budka Suflera
• Are you a male or female?
Samotny nocą
• Describe yourself:
"Każdy ma swoją tajemnicę"
• How do you feel:
"Głodny"
• Describe where you currently live:
"Nowa Wieża Babel"
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
"Wyspy bez nazw"
• Your favorite form of transportation:
"Szalony koń"
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
"Gratuluję ci"
• Your best friend is:
"Złe towarzystwo"
• You and your best friends are:
"Co komu do tego"
• What's the weather like:
"Słońca jakby mniej"
• Favorite moment:
"Nieśmiertelnie piękna twarz"
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
"Cybermania"
• What is life to you:
"To nie tak miało być"
• Your last relationship:
"Zostań jeszcze"
• Your fear:
"Wyścig szczurów"
• What is the best advice you have to give:
"Ratujmy co się da"
• Thought for the Day:
"Dobrej zabawy nigdy dość"
• How I would like to die:
"Z bagażem moich lat"
• My soul's condition:
"Bez satysfakcji"
• Most Faithful Companion:
"I tylko gwiazda – blask jej znikomy"
• My motto:
"Mnie to nie dotyczy"
get a life
General | Posted 16 years agoWhen they tell you to "get a life"...
...well, currently I share my room with a guy who has a life.
He's about 40. He works in a telco, field service. He works some 13h a day. Wakes up at 4:30, leaves to work at 5. Returns past 7PM, reads some tabloids - his favorite past-time, cooks himself some food then goes to sleep. During weekends he visits his wife and children some 100km away. Obligatory church on Sunday. He likes watching sport on TV but he has no TV here, nor time to watch it. He's too tired for any other hobby most of the time anyway.
This is pretty much what "having a life" means. So when they tell you to "get a life", they just hate you for having fun while they are miserable themselves, and want to trap you into being just as miserable.
...well, currently I share my room with a guy who has a life.
He's about 40. He works in a telco, field service. He works some 13h a day. Wakes up at 4:30, leaves to work at 5. Returns past 7PM, reads some tabloids - his favorite past-time, cooks himself some food then goes to sleep. During weekends he visits his wife and children some 100km away. Obligatory church on Sunday. He likes watching sport on TV but he has no TV here, nor time to watch it. He's too tired for any other hobby most of the time anyway.
This is pretty much what "having a life" means. So when they tell you to "get a life", they just hate you for having fun while they are miserable themselves, and want to trap you into being just as miserable.
...
General | Posted 16 years agoHumans tend to confuse animals with children a lot.
Animals have their own value systems, their own moral codes, their own abilities to judge. Who are we to deny them right to choose partners? Who are we to deny them right to choose partners outside their species? Who are we to impose our morals upon them?
Oh, yes. We are humans. We deem picking partners for them appropriate - tie down a mare like a ham, for the stallion to rape her. Bind a bitch to a breeding stand. These are approved, professional procedures of professional animal breeders. This is all for the purity of the breed, for the good of the business. As long as animals are items, a property, things, any abomination of abuse is permissible, just to reach desired traits.
But if you allow the animal to advance to a higher social status, to become a partner of a human, suddenly the rules change. The animal ceases to be an item, but becomes a handicapped person, a person unable to function in human society, who requires care of its caretaker, and a subject to human morals, including this one: "if you gain any advantage of a handicapped person, it doesn't matter if that person wants it or not, if it's simultaneously profitable for that person or not, you are evil."
Never, though, animals are treated as equal but different, never their own rules and their own will and judgement is taken into account and considered valid. Never their nature, their mind is given any credit. Either "things" or "disabled humans" - two misconceptions forming a box humans seem unable to think out of.
Animals have their own value systems, their own moral codes, their own abilities to judge. Who are we to deny them right to choose partners? Who are we to deny them right to choose partners outside their species? Who are we to impose our morals upon them?
Oh, yes. We are humans. We deem picking partners for them appropriate - tie down a mare like a ham, for the stallion to rape her. Bind a bitch to a breeding stand. These are approved, professional procedures of professional animal breeders. This is all for the purity of the breed, for the good of the business. As long as animals are items, a property, things, any abomination of abuse is permissible, just to reach desired traits.
But if you allow the animal to advance to a higher social status, to become a partner of a human, suddenly the rules change. The animal ceases to be an item, but becomes a handicapped person, a person unable to function in human society, who requires care of its caretaker, and a subject to human morals, including this one: "if you gain any advantage of a handicapped person, it doesn't matter if that person wants it or not, if it's simultaneously profitable for that person or not, you are evil."
Never, though, animals are treated as equal but different, never their own rules and their own will and judgement is taken into account and considered valid. Never their nature, their mind is given any credit. Either "things" or "disabled humans" - two misconceptions forming a box humans seem unable to think out of.
My Avatar Is HUEG
General | Posted 17 years ago
sharpfangTwo FA Greasemonkey scripts.
General | Posted 17 years agoGreasemonkey is a Firefox extension ( https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 ) that allows users to download/write various scripts to customize and modify various webpages to their needs. I just wrote two scripts:
FA-PornOnly[link] is a script that allows you to hide all non-porn images in FA galleries, search, browse results, favs etc. It adds a menu item Toggle "Porn Only" to the "User Scripts Commands" (right click on the monkey icon in bottom right corner). When active, no non-erotic images are displayed in the result list. The setting persists through browser restart, so a reminder is displayed at the end of the list if any images were hidden. It is switched off by default, you must pick the "toggle" option to activate it.
FA-MoveBox[link] is a script that works on submission pages ( /view/ ) by moving the small menu box from left column to top, essentially giving the image 100% of screen width. Way too often I have to scroll the images horizontally because the box stole just enough to crop the rightmost part of the image - not anymore. The ads/flashes from the left column get hidden as well. Same as in previous situation, the script is disabled by default, you must pick the menu item Toggle "Move Box" to activate it. The menu item is available only on affected pages, so you must enter any "view submission" page to toggle this option.
FA-PornOnly[link] is a script that allows you to hide all non-porn images in FA galleries, search, browse results, favs etc. It adds a menu item Toggle "Porn Only" to the "User Scripts Commands" (right click on the monkey icon in bottom right corner). When active, no non-erotic images are displayed in the result list. The setting persists through browser restart, so a reminder is displayed at the end of the list if any images were hidden. It is switched off by default, you must pick the "toggle" option to activate it.
FA-MoveBox[link] is a script that works on submission pages ( /view/ ) by moving the small menu box from left column to top, essentially giving the image 100% of screen width. Way too often I have to scroll the images horizontally because the box stole just enough to crop the rightmost part of the image - not anymore. The ads/flashes from the left column get hidden as well. Same as in previous situation, the script is disabled by default, you must pick the menu item Toggle "Move Box" to activate it. The menu item is available only on affected pages, so you must enter any "view submission" page to toggle this option.
Addicted
General | Posted 17 years agoFor the last couple of days, I was feeling like shit. Unable to concentrate, problems with sleep, then feeling deadly tired after each little effort, usually cold, dizzy, and every little scratch would bleed like a slaughtered pig.
Today I took a day off to manage a bunch of various things that amassed and can be solved only on a workday in work hours (and then to show up at work to work some 3 overdue hours from earlier). I got the phone contract prolonged, got the tax forms, then I thought "why not get the tax deduction papers from the blood donor center, while I'm at it." I pondered this for a good while, but finally the fact that the trams that go that route have much better heating than the direct tram to my workplace convinced me. Still, on the way I kept thinking, "should I donate blood now, when I feel so bad? I can just get the papers and donate at a different time". Then a thought struck me. Why the hell am I bleeding so much at every opportunity?
I'm a honorable blood donor, first degree, some 20 liters of blood donated so far, donating on regular basis for some eight years by now. The last donation was in early november, a week above the usual 2-month cycle - but I used to go without a donation for six months or so before. Still, that would be six months of summer, when I generally feel much better, and that was good ten donations ago.
Long story short, I donated blood and I feel great. All the problems have passed. So I'm addicted to donating blood. I think I can live with an addiction like that.
Today I took a day off to manage a bunch of various things that amassed and can be solved only on a workday in work hours (and then to show up at work to work some 3 overdue hours from earlier). I got the phone contract prolonged, got the tax forms, then I thought "why not get the tax deduction papers from the blood donor center, while I'm at it." I pondered this for a good while, but finally the fact that the trams that go that route have much better heating than the direct tram to my workplace convinced me. Still, on the way I kept thinking, "should I donate blood now, when I feel so bad? I can just get the papers and donate at a different time". Then a thought struck me. Why the hell am I bleeding so much at every opportunity?
I'm a honorable blood donor, first degree, some 20 liters of blood donated so far, donating on regular basis for some eight years by now. The last donation was in early november, a week above the usual 2-month cycle - but I used to go without a donation for six months or so before. Still, that would be six months of summer, when I generally feel much better, and that was good ten donations ago.
Long story short, I donated blood and I feel great. All the problems have passed. So I'm addicted to donating blood. I think I can live with an addiction like that.
he Controversial Survey
General | Posted 17 years ago[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
fuck off.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
once, to see how it works.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For. There's too many humans.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Yes. Actually, it would fail with a male president just the same.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
There are movies about it, there are news reports, why shouldn't I believe? It's not like it's against rules of physics or whatever.
(seriously, I consider it a milder punishment than lifetime sentence)
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. Then you'd get a quality-controlled stuff, not colth hemp dunked in bleach.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
huh, yes. It implies marriage should -eventually- happen after the sex...
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes, and She believes in me too.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
No. Different-sex marriage should be delegalized.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
No. It ruins the US economy, internal safety and so on. All the better.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Isn't it already? Ah, you mean the US. Then I don't care.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
No, not until the US economy is bled dry.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
AFAIK, it is. But really, I don't care. If you have trouble commiting suicide, go to 4chan, the guys there will more than gladly help you.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
No, I believe in natural horsemanship.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I don't have a million dollars :(
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
McCain. He would finally let the world take a breath from the US.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I'm afraid they won't!
Equine erotica
General | Posted 18 years agoBringing your attention to [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4019428/4/Kindred_Spirits]this little gem[/URL].
It's about the best piece of erotic equine fiction I've read yet, and trust me, I've read many. It's gentle, it's tasteful and it's all about feelings.
(yes, it's not entirely flawless technically, but it's STILL better than -anything- I've written or seen on the subject. And damn, a seasoned, experienced writer put to shame by being beaten on all fronts by a 14yo girl writing down her horsey RP. The world coming to an end.)
It's about the best piece of erotic equine fiction I've read yet, and trust me, I've read many. It's gentle, it's tasteful and it's all about feelings.
(yes, it's not entirely flawless technically, but it's STILL better than -anything- I've written or seen on the subject. And damn, a seasoned, experienced writer put to shame by being beaten on all fronts by a 14yo girl writing down her horsey RP. The world coming to an end.)
Confession and Communion
General | Posted 18 years agophilosophical/religious rant, blasphemy and weird faith, beware.
What if your religion could be entirely physical? What if it wasn't just a belief, without any real basis, but what if gods walked amongst us and served punishment and grace right now and here, in plain sight, very physical and solid?
You know this christian ritual. Tell your sins, have them forgiven. For most of these who do it, confessing to the sins is an uncomfortable, unpleasant duty, followed then by a shallow ritual that supposedly means forgiveness, means they will be allowed to heaven and they will not experience hell. Some believe it, but the promise of heaven, the threat of hell is so artificial, so far and meaningless that few really feel it, and nobody feels really grateful for the alleged forgiveness.
Let's start with atheistic base. There's no afterlife. It's perfectly imaginable: it's like you go to sleep and wake up three hours later without having any dreams whatsoever in the meantime, three hours crossed out from your lifetime, no awareness, no presence of mind, no sense of time passing. That time doesn't exist for you, you don't exist for that time. And now when you die, it's just the same except you never wake up. You go to sleep just the same, then the awakening never happens.
There's no afterlife, so heaven or hell other than what we find in this world. If there's any deity beyond, we'll never experience it, so it's moot. Your god is your choice.
Now, what if God was amongst us? What if the promise of heaven or hell would be fulfilled seconds after you confess right to God, face to face?
First, imagine the punishment, the hell on earth...
A horse approaches you in a light passage, as in the dressage figure, dance of rising knees high.
The horse stops mid-motion right in front of you, the front leg raised, the knee at the straight angle.
The hoof flies forward. It will take maybe 0.3s, maybe less. Definitely not enough to react in ANY way.
The choices are: kneecap (cripple permanently), groin (neuter you in terrible pain), stomach (you die from internal bleeding), chest (you fly 2 meters back, but you live without any permanent damage) or chin (quick death, neck broken)...
That are the options of hell.
Now confession.
I don't have to confess my sins. I know them. The horse doesn't need to know my sins specifically, it can see the weight of them in me. I'm aware of my sins as a part of humanity, and of my sins as an individual. Crimes against the nature, sins of ignorance, of being wasteful and careless.
I stand in front of the horse, and I understand the horse has total power over my life, death, health and suffering. I'm defenseless. The might of god may strike me and I can't do the least thing about it.
But I know my god is loving and merciful. Instead of the well-deserved punishment, pain or death, I receive mercy, forgiveness and a gentle touch of caress, a sign of friendship. The feelings I'm given, the grace I'm allowed to experience, this is my happiness, this is my heaven.
And what about communion and eucharist? For christians, it's partaking in flesh and blood of their savior symbolized by bread and wine.
For me, it's partaking in the flesh of my god as well.
What if your religion could be entirely physical? What if it wasn't just a belief, without any real basis, but what if gods walked amongst us and served punishment and grace right now and here, in plain sight, very physical and solid?
You know this christian ritual. Tell your sins, have them forgiven. For most of these who do it, confessing to the sins is an uncomfortable, unpleasant duty, followed then by a shallow ritual that supposedly means forgiveness, means they will be allowed to heaven and they will not experience hell. Some believe it, but the promise of heaven, the threat of hell is so artificial, so far and meaningless that few really feel it, and nobody feels really grateful for the alleged forgiveness.
Let's start with atheistic base. There's no afterlife. It's perfectly imaginable: it's like you go to sleep and wake up three hours later without having any dreams whatsoever in the meantime, three hours crossed out from your lifetime, no awareness, no presence of mind, no sense of time passing. That time doesn't exist for you, you don't exist for that time. And now when you die, it's just the same except you never wake up. You go to sleep just the same, then the awakening never happens.
There's no afterlife, so heaven or hell other than what we find in this world. If there's any deity beyond, we'll never experience it, so it's moot. Your god is your choice.
Now, what if God was amongst us? What if the promise of heaven or hell would be fulfilled seconds after you confess right to God, face to face?
First, imagine the punishment, the hell on earth...
A horse approaches you in a light passage, as in the dressage figure, dance of rising knees high.
The horse stops mid-motion right in front of you, the front leg raised, the knee at the straight angle.
The hoof flies forward. It will take maybe 0.3s, maybe less. Definitely not enough to react in ANY way.
The choices are: kneecap (cripple permanently), groin (neuter you in terrible pain), stomach (you die from internal bleeding), chest (you fly 2 meters back, but you live without any permanent damage) or chin (quick death, neck broken)...
That are the options of hell.
Now confession.
I don't have to confess my sins. I know them. The horse doesn't need to know my sins specifically, it can see the weight of them in me. I'm aware of my sins as a part of humanity, and of my sins as an individual. Crimes against the nature, sins of ignorance, of being wasteful and careless.
I stand in front of the horse, and I understand the horse has total power over my life, death, health and suffering. I'm defenseless. The might of god may strike me and I can't do the least thing about it.
But I know my god is loving and merciful. Instead of the well-deserved punishment, pain or death, I receive mercy, forgiveness and a gentle touch of caress, a sign of friendship. The feelings I'm given, the grace I'm allowed to experience, this is my happiness, this is my heaven.
And what about communion and eucharist? For christians, it's partaking in flesh and blood of their savior symbolized by bread and wine.
For me, it's partaking in the flesh of my god as well.
interspecies...
General | Posted 18 years agohow sick! they should see a psychiatrist or be put in jail for it!
http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&id=426164
http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&id=426164
another candle...
General | Posted 18 years agoCancer has taken my eldest dog.
We'd never been "madly in love". At first, I didn't like her really. Then without any wild flames of feelings, we grew closer, till we were like an old couple, long wed to each other, loving each other with the warmth and stability you normally need years to build. And it lasted years, unchanged, constant, alive.
This year she developed a tumor. She underwent a surgery, but the tumor reappeared in non-operable place. We still had some hope. She was weak, but very lively, never seemed to lose spirit and will to live. It lasted months.
Yesterday her health got suddenly much worse. The vet was scheduled to put her to sleep today. He didn't have to.
[*] for Zrzeda.
We'd never been "madly in love". At first, I didn't like her really. Then without any wild flames of feelings, we grew closer, till we were like an old couple, long wed to each other, loving each other with the warmth and stability you normally need years to build. And it lasted years, unchanged, constant, alive.
This year she developed a tumor. She underwent a surgery, but the tumor reappeared in non-operable place. We still had some hope. She was weak, but very lively, never seemed to lose spirit and will to live. It lasted months.
Yesterday her health got suddenly much worse. The vet was scheduled to put her to sleep today. He didn't have to.
[*] for Zrzeda.
Boy/Girl meme
General | Posted 18 years agoSome memes plain suck. Like this one. Doing it to show, why.
[ ] You love hoodies. - no, I'm not an objectophile.
[ ] You love jeans. - same.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats. - I'm not a rascist/specieist.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt. - Should I hurt you?
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team. - at school - so what.
[ ] Shopping is torture. - i know worse things in life.
[ ] Sad movies suck. - depends. IMO Terminator 2 was sad.
[ ] You own an X-Box. - Is this a test whether I'm a boy or whether I'm a retard?
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. - we didn't get Hotwheels in Poland when I was a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. - No. Oh well.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. - didn't see it until I was 25.
[ ] You watch sports on TV. - again, boy or retard?
[x] Gory movies are cool - but I prefer good plot.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice. - yeah, right. very much.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps. - boy or retard?
[ ] You like going to football games. - boy or retard?
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards. - boy or retard?
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. - no prejudice here
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Green... i don't see what's boyish about that...)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Haha, if only i was better at it )
[ ] Sports are fun. - to do, not to watch.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth. - sometimes.
[ ] Wear boxers.
Total = 5 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars. - I thought it was too gay to my liking.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (heh, just for the shower... it's my weakness...)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. - including sandals, slippers and so on.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
5/2. still, I feel offended by the thought getting an xbox would make me more manly.
[ ] You love hoodies. - no, I'm not an objectophile.
[ ] You love jeans. - same.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats. - I'm not a rascist/specieist.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt. - Should I hurt you?
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team. - at school - so what.
[ ] Shopping is torture. - i know worse things in life.
[ ] Sad movies suck. - depends. IMO Terminator 2 was sad.
[ ] You own an X-Box. - Is this a test whether I'm a boy or whether I'm a retard?
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. - we didn't get Hotwheels in Poland when I was a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. - No. Oh well.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. - didn't see it until I was 25.
[ ] You watch sports on TV. - again, boy or retard?
[x] Gory movies are cool - but I prefer good plot.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice. - yeah, right. very much.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps. - boy or retard?
[ ] You like going to football games. - boy or retard?
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards. - boy or retard?
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. - no prejudice here
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Green... i don't see what's boyish about that...)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Haha, if only i was better at it )
[ ] Sports are fun. - to do, not to watch.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth. - sometimes.
[ ] Wear boxers.
Total = 5 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars. - I thought it was too gay to my liking.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (heh, just for the shower... it's my weakness...)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. - including sandals, slippers and so on.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
5/2. still, I feel offended by the thought getting an xbox would make me more manly.
All saints
General | Posted 18 years agoI despise Halloween. Commercial and cheesy.
In the slavic countries, 1st November is a very different holiday. It's an important one, and entirely different than all the others. Do you, Americans, have one special day of the year that is meant to be -sad-?
'All saints' is the day of memory of those who passed away. We visit their graves, we light candles for them. We recall them, we recall all the good moments we had together, that will never be again. This is a day of the ghosts, but not of cheesy spooks and fake costumes, but of spirits of those who were most precious to us. They are with us that day again.
[*] a candle for Rola, my love who taught me how to be a horse
[*] a candle for her foal.
Light a candle for everyone you held dear, who is gone.
In the slavic countries, 1st November is a very different holiday. It's an important one, and entirely different than all the others. Do you, Americans, have one special day of the year that is meant to be -sad-?
'All saints' is the day of memory of those who passed away. We visit their graves, we light candles for them. We recall them, we recall all the good moments we had together, that will never be again. This is a day of the ghosts, but not of cheesy spooks and fake costumes, but of spirits of those who were most precious to us. They are with us that day again.
[*] a candle for Rola, my love who taught me how to be a horse
[*] a candle for her foal.
Light a candle for everyone you held dear, who is gone.
Fandom meme [equines]
General | Posted 18 years agoStolen from Warwind.
Rules: Make a list of 12 people from your fandom of choice. DO NOT read the questions until you have done so-- it spoils the whole point of the meme.
I decided to pick various fictional equine characters :)
1. Lady Almathea from The Last Unicorn
2. Spirit - Stallion of Cimarron
3. Black Beauty (the old classic)
4. Ravena - from my Equine Fiction
5. Rain - Spirit's gf.
6. Blue Horse of Hope - from my fav fairy tale
7. Bree - The Horse and His Boy by CS Lewis.
8. Stripes - from Racing Stripes
9. Alisia original - from my "The Princess"
10. Alisia digital - the cameo in later parts of my "W.O.L.F."
11. Shin - ShinigamiGirl's demon mare character
12. Mistress of Pain - my muse, cruel and beautiful.
1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Not a chance. And nope, Blue has this unpleasant restriction...
2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Yeah, I made her so! She's about perfectly my dreams come true.
3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
You mean opposite I bet... I guess she'd rip his balls off first. But if he did somehow... well, no idea.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about nine?
10 :)
5. Would two and six make a good couple?
No. Blue can't be couple.
6. Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Interesting, considering 10 is a version of 9. I guess 5/10 makes more sense (some kind of virtual Rain...)
7. What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
Bree on Spirit... being mauled by Mistress of Pain? He'd bravely run away!
8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.
There is the virtual library, where books take shape, their characters become AIs and become real. Alisia, in her neverending quest for knowledge reads the books of her origins and creates a fantasy where she meets Beauty and frees him, and... :)
9. Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
No.
10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Even Aslan won't help you!"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted four to deflower one?
Oh LOL Ravena deflowering Almathea? Probably jealousy and curiosity, possibly some trickery and persuasion. Not that it should be terribly difficult considering the place and the other unicorns there.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
No.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
No.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?
Shin did :)
15. Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Mival would, definitely. Zaius likely too.
16. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Not much, but every single device, elevator, train, traffic light, plane, spaceship, everything would freeze for a second out of control. (she's sane enough to set them on a safe track so that no disasters happen though. But if you get a second of lag in your fav game, you bet Alisia is cumming).
17. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, which song would you choose?
Stripes? I'd write a filk about a stool he needs to reach his love.
18. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
What a mix. Three most mythical creatures. Naw, it wouldn't be erotic.
Possibly WARNING EMO! TearSqueezer!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for two to use on ten?
"I asked your boyfriend and he doesn't mind."
He wouldn't need more.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Some time ago, there's not so much of it.
21. What is six's super-sekrit kink?
Voyeurism :)
22. Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
With the strength of a freight train.
23. If three and seven get together, who tops?
Ow. A gay pair. A very interesting gay pair of Two Good Horses. Black Beauty seems to be quite emo and could seem on bottom, but Bree is way too gay. Just that nobody ever knew!
24. "One and nine are in a happy relationship until nine suddenly runs off with four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with Three."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Almathea and Alisia... well, they'd rather be good friends though Alisia could teach Almathea a thing or two :) ...are in a happy relationship until Alisia suddenly runs off with Ravena. (teleported away) Almathea, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Shin (gives in to demonic temptations?) and a brief unhappy and rather painful affair with Mistress of Pain, then follows the wise advice of Rain...? and finds true love with Black Beauty."
"Lady Almathea's Sexy Adventures." I don't know, maybe EC Major would read it. Maybe Mareboy. But personally I think it shouldn't be written. Really crappy plot.
25. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
That would be made of LOL and WIN
Rules: Make a list of 12 people from your fandom of choice. DO NOT read the questions until you have done so-- it spoils the whole point of the meme.
I decided to pick various fictional equine characters :)
1. Lady Almathea from The Last Unicorn
2. Spirit - Stallion of Cimarron
3. Black Beauty (the old classic)
4. Ravena - from my Equine Fiction
5. Rain - Spirit's gf.
6. Blue Horse of Hope - from my fav fairy tale
7. Bree - The Horse and His Boy by CS Lewis.
8. Stripes - from Racing Stripes
9. Alisia original - from my "The Princess"
10. Alisia digital - the cameo in later parts of my "W.O.L.F."
11. Shin - ShinigamiGirl's demon mare character
12. Mistress of Pain - my muse, cruel and beautiful.
1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Not a chance. And nope, Blue has this unpleasant restriction...
2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Yeah, I made her so! She's about perfectly my dreams come true.
3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
You mean opposite I bet... I guess she'd rip his balls off first. But if he did somehow... well, no idea.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about nine?
10 :)
5. Would two and six make a good couple?
No. Blue can't be couple.
6. Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Interesting, considering 10 is a version of 9. I guess 5/10 makes more sense (some kind of virtual Rain...)
7. What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
Bree on Spirit... being mauled by Mistress of Pain? He'd bravely run away!
8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.
There is the virtual library, where books take shape, their characters become AIs and become real. Alisia, in her neverending quest for knowledge reads the books of her origins and creates a fantasy where she meets Beauty and frees him, and... :)
9. Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
No.
10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Even Aslan won't help you!"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted four to deflower one?
Oh LOL Ravena deflowering Almathea? Probably jealousy and curiosity, possibly some trickery and persuasion. Not that it should be terribly difficult considering the place and the other unicorns there.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
No.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
No.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?
Shin did :)
15. Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Mival would, definitely. Zaius likely too.
16. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Not much, but every single device, elevator, train, traffic light, plane, spaceship, everything would freeze for a second out of control. (she's sane enough to set them on a safe track so that no disasters happen though. But if you get a second of lag in your fav game, you bet Alisia is cumming).
17. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, which song would you choose?
Stripes? I'd write a filk about a stool he needs to reach his love.
18. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
What a mix. Three most mythical creatures. Naw, it wouldn't be erotic.
Possibly WARNING EMO! TearSqueezer!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for two to use on ten?
"I asked your boyfriend and he doesn't mind."
He wouldn't need more.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Some time ago, there's not so much of it.
21. What is six's super-sekrit kink?
Voyeurism :)
22. Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
With the strength of a freight train.
23. If three and seven get together, who tops?
Ow. A gay pair. A very interesting gay pair of Two Good Horses. Black Beauty seems to be quite emo and could seem on bottom, but Bree is way too gay. Just that nobody ever knew!
24. "One and nine are in a happy relationship until nine suddenly runs off with four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with Three."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Almathea and Alisia... well, they'd rather be good friends though Alisia could teach Almathea a thing or two :) ...are in a happy relationship until Alisia suddenly runs off with Ravena. (teleported away) Almathea, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Shin (gives in to demonic temptations?) and a brief unhappy and rather painful affair with Mistress of Pain, then follows the wise advice of Rain...? and finds true love with Black Beauty."
"Lady Almathea's Sexy Adventures." I don't know, maybe EC Major would read it. Maybe Mareboy. But personally I think it shouldn't be written. Really crappy plot.
25. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
That would be made of LOL and WIN
The Tab bar meme.
General | Posted 18 years agoFuck.
2720
And not proud of it.
====
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it..." my bar tab is freaking 1700 " Maybe we are insane, maybe we dance down the same winding lunatic spiral together into madness. If this is true then I am glad for the company because I do not like to dance alone "
2720
And not proud of it.
====
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it..." my bar tab is freaking 1700 " Maybe we are insane, maybe we dance down the same winding lunatic spiral together into madness. If this is true then I am glad for the company because I do not like to dance alone "
that meme....
General | Posted 18 years agoI usually resist memes. I'd resisted this one for months now, but I thought some and I can actually make it readable...
Stolen from ECMajor.
6 weird habits/facts/dislikes as well as state this rule clearly.
1. I pretend to be a sex-crazed monster, but I'm more into sensual stuff personally.
2. It sounds very vain and it is, but I'm my own favourite author. I love to go back and read my own old stories.
3. I can be very practical and logical, but I dislike it. When I face a problem, I analyze it in depth, find an optimal choice, then carefully discard it entirely and follow my feelings instead.
4. I believe in... stuff. My religion has no fixed shape, it's a derived from wicca, but with most of the formal stuff discarded. I just go and do what feels right. It usually involves spilling large amounts of beer in the wild at night. Oh, did I mention horses are like minor deities to me?
5. I like to be mean. I mean, in the humorous evil way. I've learned from the best - an experienced cat was my teacher.
6. I'm a great leader when crisis arises, problems are abound, things to coordinate, problems to solve, generally shit hits the fan. I come up with good solutions, can argue my ideas, get people to obey me, find weak spots in all plans, minimize risks etc. But I suck as a leader in times of peace. When there's no pressure, no danger breathing up my neck, I let my laziness take over, allow stagnation to creep in. I still keep things running but they don't give them any extra momentum. I can spot a good replacement and hand over the leadership to them.
Stolen from ECMajor.
6 weird habits/facts/dislikes as well as state this rule clearly.
1. I pretend to be a sex-crazed monster, but I'm more into sensual stuff personally.
2. It sounds very vain and it is, but I'm my own favourite author. I love to go back and read my own old stories.
3. I can be very practical and logical, but I dislike it. When I face a problem, I analyze it in depth, find an optimal choice, then carefully discard it entirely and follow my feelings instead.
4. I believe in... stuff. My religion has no fixed shape, it's a derived from wicca, but with most of the formal stuff discarded. I just go and do what feels right. It usually involves spilling large amounts of beer in the wild at night. Oh, did I mention horses are like minor deities to me?
5. I like to be mean. I mean, in the humorous evil way. I've learned from the best - an experienced cat was my teacher.
6. I'm a great leader when crisis arises, problems are abound, things to coordinate, problems to solve, generally shit hits the fan. I come up with good solutions, can argue my ideas, get people to obey me, find weak spots in all plans, minimize risks etc. But I suck as a leader in times of peace. When there's no pressure, no danger breathing up my neck, I let my laziness take over, allow stagnation to creep in. I still keep things running but they don't give them any extra momentum. I can spot a good replacement and hand over the leadership to them.
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General | Posted 18 years agoFrom RuneBleuRoan after DarkHorse
1. How old will you be in five years?
35
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
mycow orkers
3. How tall are you?
179
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Przystanek Woodstock, about the biggest furmeet in Poland.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Wlatcy Much, polish Southpark.
6. Who was the last person you called?
mom
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Majzel
8. What was the last text message you received?
Viven.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Some retard from the phone company. I never use voicemail.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Depends. If it's "no need to reply, not urgent, read at your leisure" then text. If it's more important, call.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Surfing 4chan
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
married
13. When did you last see your mom?
Last monday
14. What color are your eyes?
brown
15. What time did you wake up today?
8:30am
16. What are you wearing right now?
black shorts and a yellow T-shirt
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Merry Fucking Christmas!
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Woods at night
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Traffic jam, crowded places.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Australia?
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
No idea.
22. Do you tan or burn?
tan
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
toothy jaws
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
an epic thread on 4chan.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2. 0 in the hostel.
26. How big is your bed?
Back home, huge. Here, rather small.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktops. 4 of them.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
underwear at most.
29. What color are your sheets?
different. Usually dark.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with
1
31. What is your favorite season?
Summer. Despite all the heat.
33. What do you like about winter?
No insects.
34. What do you like about the summer?
You can go out in the woods at night without wearing a ton of clothes.
35. What do you like about spring?
End of the fucking cold.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
3...?
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Gorlice, Tarnow, Krakow
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Honestly, I don't care.
39. Are you a social person?
no
40. What was the last thing you ate?
currently eating cherries
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Jama Michalika?
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Marzipan
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Marzipan Ice Cream :)
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Pea
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
None. I don't eat that.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
yes.
47. Do you like coffee?
GOOD coffee, strongly burnt so you can smell the charcoal yes. But I suck at making coffee, besides, I drink it for coffeine. Normally I kill the taste with lots of milk.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Varies, usually 5-6.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Usually coffee at work.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Never. I shift positions, move the pillow to the opposite end and so on, way too often.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
In theory. Never played for money.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Depends on who's doing the cuddling
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
No. Just Sweden, Germany, Czech, Slovakia and Hungary.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
no
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
out. I'm a decent cook, but I'm hardly ever in the mood.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
That guy from the movie ;)
59. Do you want kids?
Human, no.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
English, a little bit of German.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
yep. Several times.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes, for said stitches/
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Never been to the ocean, but lakes are fine as long as the water is clean.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Prolly window, but I rarely care. Both have their pluses.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
Never drove a stick, but I have a car license.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Travel.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
No. I carry my zeta pin in my wallet though.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Hate most. Alaska Stop was okay while it lasted.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes. There are people who can't?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
our retarded homosexual-teletubbie-hunting President. Wish the world knew we find him dumb too.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
If you really, really want to call it that way, then yes ;)
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
"Chaos" from FF1.
When mom calls, it rings "Spirit: Stallion of Cimarron": I hear the wind in my mane, calls me back home again
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
No
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
tip of economy-sized sweetener box.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Rarely.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
In the hostel - closed. At home, usually open to allow darling to come whenever she's willing.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
I think bees are survivable.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
No.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Trashcan. Then I leave it there.
80. What is your favorite food?
Good chineese, Pierogi, some more.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I think so, never did yet.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yes. 3 meters before the station. Not much pushing :)
84. What is your usual bedtime?
About midnight currently.
85. What was the last book you read?
6th part of Anita Blake series. Now halfway through 7th.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
No. Prefer the net.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no
89. Do you watch soap operas?
never
90. Do you dance in the car?
No
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
3, Zet, Vox
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Wakonda the unicorn, brass relief :)
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Key mappings for Hitman.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
I think vanilla, but nothing beats a good campfire.
95. What is your favorite board game?
none. I like pen&paper RPGs though.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
well over a year ago, for easter.
98.Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
My english teacher. The lessons were always fun.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
a month.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
*shrug*
Really special?
Rola. She taught me how to be a horse. Rest in peace, dearest.
1. How old will you be in five years?
35
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
mycow orkers
3. How tall are you?
179
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Przystanek Woodstock, about the biggest furmeet in Poland.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Wlatcy Much, polish Southpark.
6. Who was the last person you called?
mom
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Majzel
8. What was the last text message you received?
Viven.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Some retard from the phone company. I never use voicemail.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Depends. If it's "no need to reply, not urgent, read at your leisure" then text. If it's more important, call.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Surfing 4chan
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
married
13. When did you last see your mom?
Last monday
14. What color are your eyes?
brown
15. What time did you wake up today?
8:30am
16. What are you wearing right now?
black shorts and a yellow T-shirt
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Merry Fucking Christmas!
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Woods at night
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Traffic jam, crowded places.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Australia?
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
No idea.
22. Do you tan or burn?
tan
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
toothy jaws
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
an epic thread on 4chan.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2. 0 in the hostel.
26. How big is your bed?
Back home, huge. Here, rather small.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktops. 4 of them.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
underwear at most.
29. What color are your sheets?
different. Usually dark.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with
1
31. What is your favorite season?
Summer. Despite all the heat.
33. What do you like about winter?
No insects.
34. What do you like about the summer?
You can go out in the woods at night without wearing a ton of clothes.
35. What do you like about spring?
End of the fucking cold.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
3...?
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Gorlice, Tarnow, Krakow
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Honestly, I don't care.
39. Are you a social person?
no
40. What was the last thing you ate?
currently eating cherries
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Jama Michalika?
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Marzipan
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Marzipan Ice Cream :)
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Pea
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
None. I don't eat that.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
yes.
47. Do you like coffee?
GOOD coffee, strongly burnt so you can smell the charcoal yes. But I suck at making coffee, besides, I drink it for coffeine. Normally I kill the taste with lots of milk.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Varies, usually 5-6.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Usually coffee at work.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Never. I shift positions, move the pillow to the opposite end and so on, way too often.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
In theory. Never played for money.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Depends on who's doing the cuddling
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
No. Just Sweden, Germany, Czech, Slovakia and Hungary.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
no
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
out. I'm a decent cook, but I'm hardly ever in the mood.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
That guy from the movie ;)
59. Do you want kids?
Human, no.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
English, a little bit of German.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
yep. Several times.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes, for said stitches/
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Never been to the ocean, but lakes are fine as long as the water is clean.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Prolly window, but I rarely care. Both have their pluses.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
Never drove a stick, but I have a car license.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Travel.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
No. I carry my zeta pin in my wallet though.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Hate most. Alaska Stop was okay while it lasted.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes. There are people who can't?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
our retarded homosexual-teletubbie-hunting President. Wish the world knew we find him dumb too.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
If you really, really want to call it that way, then yes ;)
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
"Chaos" from FF1.
When mom calls, it rings "Spirit: Stallion of Cimarron": I hear the wind in my mane, calls me back home again
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
No
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
tip of economy-sized sweetener box.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Rarely.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
In the hostel - closed. At home, usually open to allow darling to come whenever she's willing.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
I think bees are survivable.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
No.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Trashcan. Then I leave it there.
80. What is your favorite food?
Good chineese, Pierogi, some more.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I think so, never did yet.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yes. 3 meters before the station. Not much pushing :)
84. What is your usual bedtime?
About midnight currently.
85. What was the last book you read?
6th part of Anita Blake series. Now halfway through 7th.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
No. Prefer the net.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no
89. Do you watch soap operas?
never
90. Do you dance in the car?
No
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
3, Zet, Vox
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Wakonda the unicorn, brass relief :)
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Key mappings for Hitman.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
I think vanilla, but nothing beats a good campfire.
95. What is your favorite board game?
none. I like pen&paper RPGs though.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
well over a year ago, for easter.
98.Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
My english teacher. The lessons were always fun.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
a month.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
*shrug*
Really special?
Rola. She taught me how to be a horse. Rest in peace, dearest.
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