...would anyone mind if i tracked down iggy azalea and broke her jaw? then it would have to be wired shut! and she'd have time to ... oh i dunno... read a book? or re-evaluate her life choices? or grow a brain?
...?
anyone mind?
no...?
cool brb :)

Relentless blizzards

Even tree branches refuse

To carry your weight

nope still got better things to do

later nerds :P

if every person with matching avatars, gushing about their long distance/online/open relationships would just simultaneously burst into flame

yeah... that'd be just fine

shut the fuck up

nobody cares

and every person who ever said they loved you... was wrong :P

lotsa love, ;)

~Ricky~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgervxMmoqA

Phyllis is my girlfriend :)

http://bitmob.com/articles/fighting.....fucking-freaks

its all true and i take every single word as a compliment :)

fuck this game.

that is all.

*UPDATE*

oh... i see how you're supposed to play now...
then this game should be renamed, "Super Smash Marvel vs Capcom 3"

:P

Happy Valentine's!

Cartoon Bears in Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBKtBJGGviA

Cartoon Chipmunks in Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8LuzyVh5jo

Dancing People in Love (my personal favorite romantic scene between any two characters ever!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqsrVQfNYPc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roSBOndi_DU

this is gonna be awesome...! :D

Last night's rain/ice storm has melted some snow and glazed over the landscape in a fresh coat of new winter and it looks like a dream

http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/3.....ce_forest1.jpg

these are just other pictures from the wild new jersey website but its pretty accurate to what we're experiencing right now :) well allright winter i guess you can stay a little while longer...

(translation: Want to try... dying just this once...?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAV5jV7vIrU

Hell Girl,

i want her job... answer emails, dress up in trippy-ass furisode, ferry people into hell, whats not to like? :)

Your weekly visits are about as much fun as drowning, kindly please fuck off and tell Spring to get on with it already

Fuck you very much,

~Ricky

[15:10] Other guy: when would u want to come?

[15:15] Me: i have off tomorrow and monday but i have to be in north jersey by 6pm for kung fu, though i might be tempted to skip it lol

[15:16] Other guy: you prefer day or night?

[15:16] Me: during the day might work out, if its possible to arrange a night before/morning after thing so i can be at class later

[15:17] Other guy: think you want to come tomorrow?

[15:20] Me: hmmmm... tomorrow morning/early afternoon ok?

[15:20] Other guy: ok. ive got the house to myself til about 4

[15:21] Other guy: does that work?

[15:23] Me: sure, wanna go for like breakfast or coffee or something? someplace public first, i mean i'll pick you up first of course

[15:24] Other guy: if you want to sure. i probably wont eat or drink anything though cuz i dont want anything coming up while im gagging on your cock

[15:24] Me: oop smack that image right outta my head

[15:26] Other guy: lol sorry. i never eat for a few hours before i suck dick

[15:28] Other guy: its a pretty good policy dont u think?

[15:31] Me: agreed heh but maybe we should wait a while before meeting up like next week or something, tomorrow might be too soon for me...

"why do you work at outback all the time?"
"do you have any friends?"
"how come all you do is play videogames?"
"how come you dont have a girlfriend?"
"arent they're girls at your job?"
"why dont you date one of the girls from your job?"
"are you going to be one of those guys who's 30 and still lives at home with his mom?"

all of these questions were asked over the course of a 5 minute interview... keep in mind i know he's 10 and he means well and he's asking more for the sake of being curious...

BUT SERIOUSLY KID!?!!?! FFFFFFFFFFFFF.............!?!?!?!!??!

-Sad news before hand; my uncle passed away last week, though it has restored my faith in the world seeing my family come together and be there for one another. In a way I feel like its not the end for him, and that wherever he is now he'll be alright.


Now I dont mind being single, (though i am getting to the point where hearing even the slightest utterance of pet names between couples is enough to turn my stomach) I have the best friends and family a guy could ask for so its not like I just sit alone in a corner entertaining the voices in my head. I enjoy being able to do whatever I want and go wherever I want and hang out with whomever I want without having to worry if someone is going to get jealous and bombard me with incessant phone calls or messages. I LOVE LOVE LOVE stretching out in my own bed all to myself. It has been 6 years since my last relationship and I've gotta say I'm pretty content all things considered. I like my life, my stuff, my time, my personal space, my xbox.

But every now and then, just for a moment, I mull around the thought/wish/prayer/hope of someday having a partner and maybe not have to fear dying alone y'know? Someone to find the body, someone to pick up the slack, someone to wait for the cable guy, make me coffee in the morning, yadda yadda. Because I'm not ashamed to say I miss it, a lot. I could write umpteen more paragraphs listing eveything I miss, but i think it can all be summed up by saying that I just miss being someone's number 1. And I feel like that makes me selfish but y'know what? I dont care. There it is and there you have it. I know very well the tired and true fortune cookie verbal bullshit of "you'll only find it when you stop looking" Know what? I cant stop looking. I cant tell if its fear, desperation, or both but I physically cannot resist myself from checking to see if he's looking at me or subtly making elevator eyes while trying to figure out if he's gay or single or if I need to tailor the way I act or talk so as not to scare him away as if it were a fucking game of pokemon. I cant help but look, I'm bored. :P So what do I do if I cant stop looking? Blind myself?

Sorry for the angst, but I've been avoiding writing angsty entries for so long and in a way I guess that has done more damage than good. I can normally stave off the bitter spinster rants but I think the holidays have had a stronger effect on me than usual.

Ew gross i know hah but serioysly Ladies and Germanies... Now I know I owe some requests here since some 3 years ago (and no I’m not joking.) But I find myself stuck in a corner; I want to draw more and play fighting games less. And every time I want to draw for myself its always fighting game characters. Meanwhile I’ve already turned on my 360 finding myself elbow deep in a DOA Online match. It has become quite the terrible habit I have formed. So in a final hope to get myself into a regular drawing schedule I am going to give myself a fun project (since I am beginning to grow weary of the only worthy challenge worth finding is my sparring buddy Kitt and his friend Steve.)
Instead of this 100 sketch iron artist commission… thingy, I’ve decided to do a 100 sketch (most likely inking and possibly coloring) Iron Fist Challenge with a theme of yours truly (I need work on being able to draw comic facial features more accurately) cos/crossplaying as 100 fighting game characters (re-drawing and refining the ones I’ve already done.)
I believe it was the ever radiant Jane Austen who put it best when she said,

“I coult not sit seriously down to write a serious Romance under any other motive than to save my life, and if it were indispensable for me to keep it up and never relax into laughing at myself or other people, I am sure I should be hung before I had finished the first chapter. No- I must keep to my own style and go on in my own way.”

Aaaaaaaand the nominees are;
(oh boy some of these are gona be interesting... notes in parenthesis are for my own memory but if anyone should have a question as to which "uki" or "maru" comes from which game, please dont hesitate to ask) :)

Select Your Cabbit
1. adon
2. accel (power stone)
3. akari
4. milia rage
5. amano
6. malin (kof)
7. ash crimson
8. asuka kazama
9. ayame
10. freeman (mark of the wolves)
11. b.b. hood
12. baiken
13. brad wong
14. cammy
15. carlo (psychic force)
16. cham cham
17. anji mito
18. chris (kof)
19. chun li (alpha)
20. cody
21. dan
22. dimitri
23. ein
24. eliot
25. emilio (psychic force)
26. enja
27. feng wei
28. galford
29. gato
30. gen fu
31. genjuro
32. genshin (psychic force)
33. guy
34. haomaru
35. hotaru futaba
36. hayabusa
37. hayate
38. hayato
39. Helena
40. hibiki
41. hitomi
42. hsien ko
43. hwarong
44. hwang seung kyung
45. ibuki
46. iori
47. jam kuradoberi
48. jin kazama
49. Julia chang
50. juri
51. kasumi todo
52. kazuki (samurai shodown)
53. keith (psychic force)
54. kensou (kof)
55. kokoro
56. kojiroh (last blade)
57. kula diamond
58. kyo kusanagi
59. kyoshiro
60. lei fang
61. leo (tekken)
62. li long
63. makoto
64. mai ling (red earth)
65. kyosuke (rival schools)
66. mature
67. mitsurugi
68. moriya
69. morrigan
70. nakoruru
71. nicotine
72. Oswald
73. regina (psychic force)
74. rimururu
75. rock howard
76. ryoma
77. sakura
78. setsuka
79. setsuna (last blade)
80. setsuna (psychic force)
81. seung mina
82. shiki
83. shion (kof)
84. shizumaru
85. sogetsu
86. strider hiryu
87. suija
88. taki
89. talim
90. ukyo
91. wang tang
92. wang jinrei
93. wendy (psychic force)
94. whip (kof)
95. xianghua
96. yang
97. yoshitora (samurai shodown)
98. yuki (battle coliseum)
99. yun
100. yun fei

I'm giving myself the right to switch out fighters if i remember/discover a favorite :B

this and more hip hop dammit (just no mainstream pop hop)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcrAdkOxbo0

it seems everybody hears their own version of the engrish lyrics so here's what i think it sounds like;

My friends wake up
we stand up to the sky
your hands flash back
i breathe the love in you
its through the beat box
i need your music for dancing the disco
through eternity
(repeat x13)

keep in mind i'm not trying to tell y'all djs how to do your jobs
...
...
...
but i cant think of way to finish that sentence

- In the French academic dress system, the five traditional fields of study (Arts, Science, Medicine, Law and Divinity) are each symbolized by a distinctive color, which appears in the academic dress of the people who graduated in this field. Purple (usually a hue close to Royal Purple) is the distinctive color for Divinity. It is also worn by high academic officials (University President, Head of Faculty, Rector, etc.) regardless of the field in which they graduated.

- The Purple Rain Protest was a protest against apartheid that took place in Cape Town, South Africa on September 2, 1989, in which a police water cannon with purple dye sprayed thousands of demonstrators. This led to the slogan The purple shall govern.

- One of the stars in the Pleiades, called Pleione, is sometimes called Purple Pleione because, being a fast spinning star, it has a purple hue caused by its blue-white color being obscured by a spinning ring of electrically excited red hydrogen gas.

- Deep Purple (band)

- Purple Haze (song by Jimi Hendrix)

- Few, if any words used in modern English rhyme with the word "purple."

- Prolonged visual exposure to the color purple enhances artistic creativity

now...

Perhaps the only case when purple is NOT awesome is when its used to canonize angsty preteens that off themselves before they get a chance to see how hard life can really get

that is all

save all your good fortunes in a fortune jar/box/containment chamber... and after a while you dump it out and read them ALL to yourself :) I keep mine in an empty tin of Twinings Earl Grey tea. And now i'll share with you some of my fortunes in hopes that they become your fortunes too :)

*ahems!*

-Time is the wisest counsellor

-You are going to have some new clothes

-You emerge victorious from the maze you've been traveling in

-At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment

-You look pretty

-You're not afraid of storms, for you're learning to sail your ship

LEARN CHINESE - Roast duck

Kao Ya

Lucky numbers 12, 46, 19, 31, 43, 14

i like this version though
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4124714

that is all

a conversation between my manager justin and me;

ME (sneaking in the Takeaway door): oh... h-hey justin waz the happeh-hap?

JUSTIN: where are you comming from...?

ME: no where...

JUSTIN: did you go out for a cigarette without asking??

ME: mmmmayyyyybe...?

JUSTIN: you're still on the clock... the fuck is your problem!?

ME: my tables all have their food, two of them have paid, there's no food in the window to run, AND i didnt feel like bothering you so i left and was back before anyone noticed

JUSTIN: you mean anyone but me noticed am i right?

ME: mmmayyyyybe...?

JUSTIN: you know there's a reason why we dont let you out alone for smoke breaks...

ME (eyeroll): yeah

JUSTIN: What if you get mugged and loose all of the money you made for today

ME: you mean all of the 60 bucks i made of a double shift because no one came in to day because its fucking miserable outside?

JUSTIN: fuck you man i hope you DO get mugged

ME: well i hope your baby has down syndrome

JUSTIN: i'm gonna kick your ass...

ME: well then i'm gonna punch your wife in the stomach

JUSTIN: fag

ME: yeah keep talking cheese-dick...

JUSTIN: what are you on your gay period or something?

ME: (throws breadboard followed by a steak knife) D:<

***

i love my job :3