***"I'm sorry"***

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough moxie to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Only I could hear "Cobra Commander" and interpolate it to "Copacabana".

1. Where were you when the space shuttle exploded?

Which one? Oddly enough, I was asleep both times. Challenger: in my bunk stationed on Guam. Columbia: in my bed in Houston.

2. Where were you when the Twin Towers in NY fell?

At work in the tallest building in Clear Lake. Everyone left early that day because we really thought WW3 just began.

3. Where were you when Reagan was shot?

High School.

4. Where were you when Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait?

In my freshman year at College.

5. Where were you when the OJ car chase was going on?

I can't recall. Been shown over and over so I can't remember the first time anymore.

6. Where were you when the earthquake/tsunami struck Sumatra/Thailand/etc?

Home in Houston.

7. Where were you when the World Series Earthquake occurred?

Home in Houston.

8. Where were you when the Branch Davidian compound burned?

Senior year in college. Was working as IT for the univ. when it all burned down. I made people uncomfortable when I said I had little sympathy for folks who deliberatly set themselves on fire.

9. Where were you when the Berlin Wall fell?
Just entering College.

10. Where were you when the LA riots started?

Not a clue.

11. Where were you when Princess Di...died?

She's dead?! In my apartment in Houston.

12. Where were you during the Oklahoma City Bombing?

Houston again.

13. Where were you when John Lennon was killed?

I was still in High School.

Everyday, there's more and more journals appearing in my watched list as being deleted by user. What is going on here? Surely everyone isn't deleting stuff as soon as they entered it. Am I missing something obvious that everyone else knows?

I have returned to FA everyone. Both of my fans can jump for joy now :)

And here is a new story for you to enjoy. "On the Wind" is a nonanthro story with squirrels. And let me tell you, creating a squirrel society is harder than it sounds.

Well well. Looks like this is a good place to put stories as well as art. How refreshing!

Okay folks. I'll start putting stories up here. Sounds like a winner.