Life updates + Story updates
Posted 2 months agoHeyo! Just wanted to do a quick recap of August so far and what we're looking at in terms of my life and future releases
1) Most importantly, I've got knee surgery to try and repair the lateral meniscus in my left knee on Aug 26th. If it is repaired I'll be in a brace and unable to do much physical labor for 4-6 weeks, if it is not repairable and gets trimmed / partially removed the recovery time is only days but I'll be at a near guaranteed risk of arthritis in that joint later in life. So either way, a strange gamble that I won't know the answer to until I wake up from the surgery itself
2) WPBP 3, DBDD 4, and other stories. I don't have much written for next parts to these stories, although I would expect more from the first series. Not much I can think of doing with down bad dog days at this second so it might be a while until more of that's out. I'll also be trying to do the occasional one off like 'Eevee can't evolve!' since those simpler stories perform extremely well at getting new watchers
I'm also 51,000 words into one story that I'm HOPING to have finished by the end of August so I can maintain a once monthly upload schedule at the very least. So, be on the lookout for a VERY big release soon! (it will not be released in parts) And I will have another journal around that release regarding a few things
3) If all goes well, I'm hoping to have the last items on my profile in-progress enough to open commissions next month! So if anyone's been wanting to like, buy a story or something, that'll be the first opportunity in like ten years lmfao. I'll have more details on that soon as well, just wanted it out there mostly so I can keep a bit of pressure on myself to keep writing.
That's all! Hope everyone who read this is having a great day! ^^
1) Most importantly, I've got knee surgery to try and repair the lateral meniscus in my left knee on Aug 26th. If it is repaired I'll be in a brace and unable to do much physical labor for 4-6 weeks, if it is not repairable and gets trimmed / partially removed the recovery time is only days but I'll be at a near guaranteed risk of arthritis in that joint later in life. So either way, a strange gamble that I won't know the answer to until I wake up from the surgery itself
2) WPBP 3, DBDD 4, and other stories. I don't have much written for next parts to these stories, although I would expect more from the first series. Not much I can think of doing with down bad dog days at this second so it might be a while until more of that's out. I'll also be trying to do the occasional one off like 'Eevee can't evolve!' since those simpler stories perform extremely well at getting new watchers
I'm also 51,000 words into one story that I'm HOPING to have finished by the end of August so I can maintain a once monthly upload schedule at the very least. So, be on the lookout for a VERY big release soon! (it will not be released in parts) And I will have another journal around that release regarding a few things
3) If all goes well, I'm hoping to have the last items on my profile in-progress enough to open commissions next month! So if anyone's been wanting to like, buy a story or something, that'll be the first opportunity in like ten years lmfao. I'll have more details on that soon as well, just wanted it out there mostly so I can keep a bit of pressure on myself to keep writing.
That's all! Hope everyone who read this is having a great day! ^^
[ FREE ART ] My friend is doing a raffle!
Posted 2 months agoMy good friend
erotiotter is doing a raffle over on his profile, all you have to do is watch and leave a comment for an entry! If you put the idea you want down, you get two entries!
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/11195330
Go check him out if you haven't already :3 & have a great day!

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/11195330
Go check him out if you haven't already :3 & have a great day!
Lizard Talks #8: How hyper would YOU go?
Posted 2 months agoI think this is a fun exercise for anyone who's into hyper, expansion, macro, etc
If you could adjust your physical stats as easily as creating a DnD character, what kind of things would you want for yourself? Let's assume society would tolerate and your partner could adjust over time to your changes but is not just instantly hyper-sexualized to accommodate your every need. (Gotta have some constraints to a hypothetical!)
Suppose I'll start
I'd probably want to be a decent bit taller, maybe 6'7"-6'8", a BIT stockier with muscles underneath some bulk. As for genitals, I think a 16"-20" dick, maybe as thick as a big soup can with cantaloupe sized balls would be rather tantalizing experience. I'd definitely have to work hard to make more money than I currently have to afford custom clothing, and the dating pool would be very much thinned by people not into stuff like that, but I think I'd manage and I'd still enjoy my body and that experience.
What about you guys? Could you find a way go having a dick large enough to straddle like a horse? Would you want tits that hang to your waist and gush milk everywhere you go? An ass large enough to lean back and use as a beanbag wherever you go? Or smaller changes like more/less body hair, some abdominal definition, maybe you'd want to be shorter even?
By all means be creative and think about what you'd want and how you'd live with it if it's a lot 👀
If you could adjust your physical stats as easily as creating a DnD character, what kind of things would you want for yourself? Let's assume society would tolerate and your partner could adjust over time to your changes but is not just instantly hyper-sexualized to accommodate your every need. (Gotta have some constraints to a hypothetical!)
Suppose I'll start
I'd probably want to be a decent bit taller, maybe 6'7"-6'8", a BIT stockier with muscles underneath some bulk. As for genitals, I think a 16"-20" dick, maybe as thick as a big soup can with cantaloupe sized balls would be rather tantalizing experience. I'd definitely have to work hard to make more money than I currently have to afford custom clothing, and the dating pool would be very much thinned by people not into stuff like that, but I think I'd manage and I'd still enjoy my body and that experience.
What about you guys? Could you find a way go having a dick large enough to straddle like a horse? Would you want tits that hang to your waist and gush milk everywhere you go? An ass large enough to lean back and use as a beanbag wherever you go? Or smaller changes like more/less body hair, some abdominal definition, maybe you'd want to be shorter even?
By all means be creative and think about what you'd want and how you'd live with it if it's a lot 👀
lizard talks #7: my knees need surgery (slight vent)
Posted 3 months agobahhhh life genuinely keeps kicking me while I'm down right now
I got laid off no cause no warning, used the last of my health insurance to get an MRI on my left knee that's been having troubles and found out, and pardon me if my verbage isn't completely correct, the meniscus in my left knee is completely torn and will require surgery to repair and also remove an obstruction from the joint. My right knees likely got the same or a very similar issue but that'll also need an MRI to determine
I had an interview with the company my old boss currently works at. I'm hoping I get that - if not I have to go on a very aggressive job hunt shortly. Sucks because I just want to write more but it's difficult with both the financial and mental setbacks. Trying to pen porn while I'm kind of really angry at this series of events is it's own challenge
Here's hoping I can claw back this second half of 2025 and make something good of it - hoping to get the second part of WPBP out soon and some public-facing commissions actually hashed out. I'm way behind even where I wanted to be for this year when I started my backlog :/ bah
I got laid off no cause no warning, used the last of my health insurance to get an MRI on my left knee that's been having troubles and found out, and pardon me if my verbage isn't completely correct, the meniscus in my left knee is completely torn and will require surgery to repair and also remove an obstruction from the joint. My right knees likely got the same or a very similar issue but that'll also need an MRI to determine
I had an interview with the company my old boss currently works at. I'm hoping I get that - if not I have to go on a very aggressive job hunt shortly. Sucks because I just want to write more but it's difficult with both the financial and mental setbacks. Trying to pen porn while I'm kind of really angry at this series of events is it's own challenge
Here's hoping I can claw back this second half of 2025 and make something good of it - hoping to get the second part of WPBP out soon and some public-facing commissions actually hashed out. I'm way behind even where I wanted to be for this year when I started my backlog :/ bah
Lizard Talks #6: uhh i got laid off
Posted 3 months agolmfao what a great update after my last journal
Yeah I took my first day off since my boss quit back in March, came back to work and got immediately let go for no cause.
I already filed for unemployment, definitely a bit shocked. If I'm sparse around here for a moment it's because I'm gathering my bearings around this and trying to keep everything in order.
thank you!
-shorm
Yeah I took my first day off since my boss quit back in March, came back to work and got immediately let go for no cause.
I already filed for unemployment, definitely a bit shocked. If I'm sparse around here for a moment it's because I'm gathering my bearings around this and trying to keep everything in order.
thank you!
-shorm
Lizard Talks #5: My boss is quitting! (life update)
Posted 6 months agoHey guys, gals and everyone who frolics in between. Figure I'd do a small life update while I work on getting more stories out.
I've got a few stories in the pipelines, the ones on my profile page are still the most important that I need to get finished. Some private stories mean my account sees periods of dormancy but I'm not dead! Actually got quite a bit of art I'm stockpiling to dump soon lol
As for my job -- My boss tendered his resignation effective this Friday. Another one of my company's ~10 area managers quit on the spot which is fun... I'm being pulled into a lot of meetings and having to be on my A-Game, which means I haven't had as much time or energy to put into writing this last couple months. I'm hoping once my boss is gone next week, I'll get a chance to step into his shoes and not having someone micromanage my tasks that he's taking credit for will make me feel a lot better. Ideally I can get a solid pay bump and be less stressed paying off the things I need to, but we'll see.
That's about all ^^ Expect more stories especially going into summer this year, just tryna get my ducks in a row during springtime.
I've got a few stories in the pipelines, the ones on my profile page are still the most important that I need to get finished. Some private stories mean my account sees periods of dormancy but I'm not dead! Actually got quite a bit of art I'm stockpiling to dump soon lol
As for my job -- My boss tendered his resignation effective this Friday. Another one of my company's ~10 area managers quit on the spot which is fun... I'm being pulled into a lot of meetings and having to be on my A-Game, which means I haven't had as much time or energy to put into writing this last couple months. I'm hoping once my boss is gone next week, I'll get a chance to step into his shoes and not having someone micromanage my tasks that he's taking credit for will make me feel a lot better. Ideally I can get a solid pay bump and be less stressed paying off the things I need to, but we'll see.
That's about all ^^ Expect more stories especially going into summer this year, just tryna get my ducks in a row during springtime.
Lizard Talks #4: What would you do if you were 20ft tall?
Posted 8 months agoThis journal is me asking for help understanding something a little better!
I feel like I'm not quite understanding macro as well as I'd like to. I'm obsessed with figuring out how ticks make people tick, yknow? And while hyper seems to be a simple ratio of bigger=more pleasurable, there's a lot more nuance into the different types of pleasure people might seek out as a macro.
So just like the title asks, if you're into macro as one of your primary fantasy kinks, what would you do? Moreso, how tall/big is your "ideal" size? Does this coincide with muscles or a bigger package necessarily? Does the idea of it just magically happening or a character working hard to achieve new sizes entice you more? Is the kink for you about proving power and dominance over micros, about finding pleasure in bigger sizes, or something else entirely?
[this is all presuming like, you wouldn't immediately be captured by military agents and experimented on for the rest of your life. let's presume this is a sexually-open, furry society where these things happen on the regular - not super strict logic lol]
I feel like I'm not quite understanding macro as well as I'd like to. I'm obsessed with figuring out how ticks make people tick, yknow? And while hyper seems to be a simple ratio of bigger=more pleasurable, there's a lot more nuance into the different types of pleasure people might seek out as a macro.
So just like the title asks, if you're into macro as one of your primary fantasy kinks, what would you do? Moreso, how tall/big is your "ideal" size? Does this coincide with muscles or a bigger package necessarily? Does the idea of it just magically happening or a character working hard to achieve new sizes entice you more? Is the kink for you about proving power and dominance over micros, about finding pleasure in bigger sizes, or something else entirely?
[this is all presuming like, you wouldn't immediately be captured by military agents and experimented on for the rest of your life. let's presume this is a sexually-open, furry society where these things happen on the regular - not super strict logic lol]
Lizard Talks #3: Hyper vs Extreme Hyper
Posted 8 months agoits been a while since I've written stuff on the planetary + scale, but I'm working on something right now and it's just killing me throughout in a funny way
everything up to a certain point is like... haha big dick, oh no my bed broke! aw shucks i outgrew my house and now my neighbors can see me!
but once you get like, past the solar system you're legitimately measuring things in astronomical units and light-years.
i just calculated the likely redshift of the average wavelength of a hydrogen-dense cloud present in the local cavity of our interstellar medium against the rough velocity of the characters in question and found out that everything in their vision would have shifted to ultraviolet light and im like, well shit. gotta squirm my way around that one!
sorry it takes me ten years to write a story, im busy calculating the gravitational constant of cum. brb while i do that
everything up to a certain point is like... haha big dick, oh no my bed broke! aw shucks i outgrew my house and now my neighbors can see me!
but once you get like, past the solar system you're legitimately measuring things in astronomical units and light-years.
i just calculated the likely redshift of the average wavelength of a hydrogen-dense cloud present in the local cavity of our interstellar medium against the rough velocity of the characters in question and found out that everything in their vision would have shifted to ultraviolet light and im like, well shit. gotta squirm my way around that one!
sorry it takes me ten years to write a story, im busy calculating the gravitational constant of cum. brb while i do that
Lizard Talks #2: Ways to combat art block
Posted 11 months agoHey!
This is less of a journal with a question and more one where I'm just rambling.
I very, very, VERY frequently succumb to writer's block. Think that's obvious by the huge breaks I take between stories, and massive gaps where I don't write anything at all and just kind of hole up. A lot of the stuff on my account was written when I had less control over my life and what I could do with it during those moments of frustration.
Tonight I found myself writing for a while, initially at a great pace but eventually slowing further and further down. Rather than let myself get frustrated, I got in my car, went out for a light beverage at a local establishment, and drove a few miles out to the parking lot of my local shopping mall that overlooks a decent section of the city. The air is cool and smells of the last remnants of grills being turned off at the bars nearby me. I spent a few minutes watching a plane pass thousands of feet overhead - the only markers of its existence being the red and green lights on what I assume are either wingtip of the aircraft. Even now if I look out in the distance I can barely see it flicker against an otherwise black, cloudy sky. If anything I think this is a great reference for some of my current macro-themed stories, looking over the cityscape like this.
I write on a tablet that has a shocking amount of life left in it for 15% of it's battery, I've probably got another hour or two before it'll shut off. My hotspot is just strong enough to post this journal and edit my documents effectively from the cloud. Things are alright, and I'm watching Suits on Netflix through the bluetooth in my car.
I think about going to the casino 40 minutes north of me to blow some money, but I know that probably isn't the greatest idea. It's probably more entertaining to just think about it rather than actually go do it. A car honks a few blocks over and I figure it's time to get back to writing.
For any of you who read through my inane thoughts here, I hope you're having a great day/night, and that fortune and motivation find you well. I hope you find places that are tranquil and influence you to be at peace. If you're struggling with creating, I hope you find yourself on the path to productivity as soon as possible, and I encourage you to sit down and take breaks along that path C:
This is less of a journal with a question and more one where I'm just rambling.
I very, very, VERY frequently succumb to writer's block. Think that's obvious by the huge breaks I take between stories, and massive gaps where I don't write anything at all and just kind of hole up. A lot of the stuff on my account was written when I had less control over my life and what I could do with it during those moments of frustration.
Tonight I found myself writing for a while, initially at a great pace but eventually slowing further and further down. Rather than let myself get frustrated, I got in my car, went out for a light beverage at a local establishment, and drove a few miles out to the parking lot of my local shopping mall that overlooks a decent section of the city. The air is cool and smells of the last remnants of grills being turned off at the bars nearby me. I spent a few minutes watching a plane pass thousands of feet overhead - the only markers of its existence being the red and green lights on what I assume are either wingtip of the aircraft. Even now if I look out in the distance I can barely see it flicker against an otherwise black, cloudy sky. If anything I think this is a great reference for some of my current macro-themed stories, looking over the cityscape like this.
I write on a tablet that has a shocking amount of life left in it for 15% of it's battery, I've probably got another hour or two before it'll shut off. My hotspot is just strong enough to post this journal and edit my documents effectively from the cloud. Things are alright, and I'm watching Suits on Netflix through the bluetooth in my car.
I think about going to the casino 40 minutes north of me to blow some money, but I know that probably isn't the greatest idea. It's probably more entertaining to just think about it rather than actually go do it. A car honks a few blocks over and I figure it's time to get back to writing.
For any of you who read through my inane thoughts here, I hope you're having a great day/night, and that fortune and motivation find you well. I hope you find places that are tranquil and influence you to be at peace. If you're struggling with creating, I hope you find yourself on the path to productivity as soon as possible, and I encourage you to sit down and take breaks along that path C:
Current Commission Queue + moving forward
Posted 11 months agoJust wanted to pop in and say my backlog is now organized and public on my profile and at the bottom of my journals now. The order they are in is not necessarily the order they will be worked on exactly, but I intend to get every piece done in this batch before moving onto another batch.
Commission info is available on my page now for anyone interested. Commissions are not open currently, but I will update when they are - hoping to have 1-3 slots available by December for full-length commissions if I'm lucky enough to garner that much interest.
Thank you & I hope you're all doing well! Hoping to have DBDD pt 3 out in the next couple weeks if not sooner!
Commission info is available on my page now for anyone interested. Commissions are not open currently, but I will update when they are - hoping to have 1-3 slots available by December for full-length commissions if I'm lucky enough to garner that much interest.
Thank you & I hope you're all doing well! Hoping to have DBDD pt 3 out in the next couple weeks if not sooner!
I made a blueskyyyy
Posted 12 months agoYou can find musings about my writing, and commissioned stuff there in the coming weeks ^^
shormu.bsky.social
shormu.bsky.social
Lizard Talks #1: What is your favorite(s) cause of growth...
Posted a year agoThink I'm gonna start a weekly/biweekly reverse AMA - where I ask you all questions and you answer as you wish!
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Out of all the things I write about, commission, indulge in - growth is the biggest pleasure I think about. Sometimes macro, cock n balls, weight gain, pussy growth, butts & hips, prostate expansion, muscles, breasts - the list goes on and on. There are definitely some SUPER niche ones I don't think I fully understand or take pleasure in, like hyper faces, heads or noses. Hyper heart & heartbeat I kind of understand, but I actually have a slightly enlarged heart so that just makes me nervous LOL
That being said, there's also a thousand and one ways to CAUSE those kinds of growth. Pills and pharmaceuticals are tried and true, then we delve deeper into homeopathic remedies and witchcraft, occasionally magic being the kicker. There's growth caused by jealousy and envy, like a scrawny twink outgrowing all the equipment in a gym - then the gym itself. There's growth caused by artifacts, like panties that won't come off or cursed idols.
What are your favorite instigators of growth? Do you feel like any artist(s) capture what you enjoy best about it? Are there any reasons for growth you feel aren't used enough in art or written smut? I'm curious what you all think.
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Out of all the things I write about, commission, indulge in - growth is the biggest pleasure I think about. Sometimes macro, cock n balls, weight gain, pussy growth, butts & hips, prostate expansion, muscles, breasts - the list goes on and on. There are definitely some SUPER niche ones I don't think I fully understand or take pleasure in, like hyper faces, heads or noses. Hyper heart & heartbeat I kind of understand, but I actually have a slightly enlarged heart so that just makes me nervous LOL
That being said, there's also a thousand and one ways to CAUSE those kinds of growth. Pills and pharmaceuticals are tried and true, then we delve deeper into homeopathic remedies and witchcraft, occasionally magic being the kicker. There's growth caused by jealousy and envy, like a scrawny twink outgrowing all the equipment in a gym - then the gym itself. There's growth caused by artifacts, like panties that won't come off or cursed idols.
What are your favorite instigators of growth? Do you feel like any artist(s) capture what you enjoy best about it? Are there any reasons for growth you feel aren't used enough in art or written smut? I'm curious what you all think.
Whats your favorite written piece of smut?
Posted a year agoQuestion's simple as. Is there a story you find yourself going back to read time and time again? What itch in particular does it scratch, and how does it stand out against the other pieces you've read over the years?
Do I owe you? (A story or money most likely)
Posted a year agoHi!
I've been gone for five years!
And when I was publishing back in 2019 I had a serious double tooth infection that resulted in dental surgery that had me on so many medications, I couldn't work and just wrote for some reason?? So for me it feels like I've been gone way longer
Anyways -
I know of two... Maybe three people? That I accepted trades with, and one I believe I commissioned and didn't pay unfortunately before disappearing for so long. I would like to rectify this. I'm gonna try reaching out in the next week to these people, but while I do that PLEASE consider this an open invitation to DM/Note me if you believe I owe you for one of these transactions, I will not take it personally.
Thank you & have a great day!
I've been gone for five years!
And when I was publishing back in 2019 I had a serious double tooth infection that resulted in dental surgery that had me on so many medications, I couldn't work and just wrote for some reason?? So for me it feels like I've been gone way longer
Anyways -
I know of two... Maybe three people? That I accepted trades with, and one I believe I commissioned and didn't pay unfortunately before disappearing for so long. I would like to rectify this. I'm gonna try reaching out in the next week to these people, but while I do that PLEASE consider this an open invitation to DM/Note me if you believe I owe you for one of these transactions, I will not take it personally.
Thank you & have a great day!
What characters do you want to see more stories / art of?
Posted a year agoDoes anyone here have specific characters they really like, but feel like they don't see enough fanart or content of?
What about them do you want to see more of? Are they a comfort character or a character that turns you on? Is there anything about the character you don't like? Is there a piece of fanart or writing of that character you really like?
Curious what other people's fixations are in life.
What about them do you want to see more of? Are they a comfort character or a character that turns you on? Is there anything about the character you don't like? Is there a piece of fanart or writing of that character you really like?
Curious what other people's fixations are in life.
sometimes the pp is not big enough
Posted 6 years agobut other times, the pp is precisely big enough
but truly, it was the pp inside of us all along that mattered
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but truly, it was the pp inside of us all along that mattered
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