Only a few days left in January, I guess.. and gods has it been a stressful month. Between the loss of a job and the hardship that comes with it, I've felt pretty damn stranded. Feels like kind of a storm, one that you can't really see the end of... It's been worse and worse with each day, save for... the last two. The last two, I think, these past two days... I've finally found some calm. My paradise. In friends that have always been there... And maybe been greater friends than I knew. Friends my self from four days ago says I don't deserve.

I can't thank the friends I have enough, ever. I don't think there is even a word that fits, because thanks doesn't do what I owe them justice.

It's been a ride. Let's get 2016 off to a better start, shall we?
Thanks, all of you. Really.

♥♥♥ Sylvie ♥♥♥

I know thiss isn't much to anyone but something a very favorite artist of mine drew a thing and well, it had me thinking.

Anyone ever wants to talk or anythin', I'll provide my Skype or whatever. It's always there if there's.. Well, anyone thaat's actually watching, or isn't and happens to see this, I will happily talk to you about anything you want/need. I may not say much, but I'm an excellent listeneer.

~Cobalt

Alright, I need to get more confidence in my writing again. So, for the time being, my commissions will be closed. HOWEVER, I will take writing REQUESTS. There will be three available spots.

These will be from three to five paragraphs.

Though if you'd like to donate money, which I do not ask you to do, for my trip in November across the country, my email is thomas102157[at]gmail.com if you plan to do this, which again, I'd actually ask you not to, then note me here, or message me on tumblr.

Alright, so I'm going to give this a go!

I am opening writing commissions! Huzzah! I have only a few rules that I'd like to lay down, but honestly, I will try my best to write anything (well, of course it's going to be fictional but that'll be discussed.)

The set price for the commission will run $0.25USD per sentence, and I will omit short sentences.(A short sentence in my opinion runs shorter than 5 words.) A price will be agreed upon beforehand, and if I exceed the paid number of sentences I will NOT charge you. Just means you're getting discounted!
Examples of my writing can be found here at my Tumblr page: simonthemalevolent.tumblr.com/tagged/plot
http://simonthemalevolent.tumblr.co.....t-muse-related

More examples can be given on request.

Now for the rules and what-have-you.

First of all, I'm not exactly a very good smut writer. I won't say that you shouldn't commission me for it, and I am willing to write it, but I do ask that you bear in mind I'm VERY out of practice. I've only recently turned 18, and I'm not really... Let's say, comfortable with how it looks. If I feel that it is not up to par, I will refund you for half your payment.

This is for FICTIONAL STORIES ONLY. I have school to deal with still, which means I have my OWN essays to write. I don't feel comfortable writing for others AND myself, since it will be a huge amount of extra work.

If there are any questions, note me here, or an ask on tumblr!
I thank you all and look forward to hopefully writing for you lovely furs~!

Well, not quite but you do understand my point, I presume. It's that time of year again that we can all smile, all laugh even when the hardest of times seem to be before us, and those hard times can't seem to be beaten, no matter how hard we try. These next few weeks, I'd like to start thanking the people in my life for what I have but I have no idea what I'll do or how I'll do it. There are a few people here even that I'd like to thank for making this year something of a great one, even with the hard road.

I also know that.. Well, none of them will see it. But, that aside.

First of all, I'd like to thank all of the lovely artists on the site overall. You all make me so happy and make my pockets SCREAM to have you commissioned, so that I might be able to have a ref finally for my anthro fursona. I of course have no money for it but eh ;^^

Secondly, for the site, I'd like to thank.. Wolfie ( http://www.furaffinity.net/user/c-olcan/ ). She's made me laugh so hard, and then she can bring me such huge smiles when her art is put up. I love to see OTHERS commission her, just to see that not only are we going to get more beautious pieces but she's also getting some money, which around this time of year is always tight.

And, even though I've thanked her a billion times, I also want to thank my Cheshire. She's not got any art on HERE which I wish she did but that's beside the point. It's been almost two years since I got with her, and they have been the best two years of my life so far. I can't thank her enough.

I hope anyone who does, eventually read this, has a wonderful and happy holiday season. From my heart to yours, I can wish you the best. Thank you all, again, for your wonderful art.

Finally, right? I feel like right now all I do is use this for viewing but soon, SOON, I will hopefully get my confidence up enough to start posting my drawings. I've not gotten to drawing humanoid shapes yet, and I'll be damned if I can draw a furry's head either, but I do often draw pokemon, So that'll be the first thing.

I may, as well, post stories up on here! I write a lot of furry characters, and I would love to be able to post my writing here for people to enjoy. I can only hope that, soon, this FA account will have a purpose other than me getting to see the amazing artists here!

Here's hoping~!
-Hatter