Accounts closing out. I'm leaving. Got a new page on deviantart. Username is wolfkingvicious. I started drawing again for the first time in a while. Might upload some stuff. If I stop drinking that is. We'll see. Anyway this profile is closing. Bye.

This profile is going away! Quick, go watch the other one  thewolfandtherose now! Theres's new stuff and whatnot, Shoo!

So I made it. the New Profile  TheWolfandtheRose is up. I'm re-uploading my old work on it, and with time (there's never enough time in the military) I'll start to upload new work as well, (I just need a scanner and a new graphics tablet, that inTuos5 looks...sexy)... Anyway, those of you who would like to continue watching and supporting my work (for which I am exceedingly appreciative) head on over to the new one  TheWolfandtheRose and also... any...uh, references to my old profile included in the descriptions of commissions, among those of you who've commissioned me of course, I'd... REALLY appreciate an update, but I also understand if you can't be bothered to go back and re-label a commission from a year or two ago.

Anyway, new profile, new life, new art (soon) and... that's pretty much it. See you on the other side! (Hopefully!)

Hello. It's me. I returned from my... Ill-fated journey. Everything is in pieces. *sigh* I don't know where to begin. So much has gone wrong. So much that should have ended so beautifully has drowned in bitter tears and bloody hate.

I came back from the Legion. I had to. That was... So long ago. And still my pain torments me. I drank. A lot. Everything was in pieces... I developed a condition. Was hospitalized. Cardiomyopathy. "Broken Heart Syndrome" No cure for a shattered soul. I didn't know what to do... But I resolved to die standing at least... I deserved that much... I joined the Marine Corps in the American military. I'm a Marine now. Infantry. It's all I know. No longer Legion. Still a warrior. No honor, pride or courage. But I kept my integrity. I remained true to myself. That's what matters... Isn't it?

Now I'm back. I've drawn... A lot. Cried a lot. Hurt a lot. Hated more. My work reflects it. A lot of is very... Personal. Will I upload it? Maybe. Someday. But not today. And not on this account. This account is going to be shut down. I don't want to run it anymore. I'm making another. A new name. A new life. A fresh start. I will reupload select works from this. And I hope that those of you who appreciated my work before will continue to do so regardless of the new profile. I look forward to creating new things with all of you. I'll let everyone know when I create the new account, and add new pieces. New works in progress, that might take time to complete. I don't own much anymore. I need to rebuild my set of tools and programs. But really, all one needs to draw... Is a pencil, and imagination.

-V

Wow. Seriously. So much has happened. I haven't been on here in like... months. I haven't done ANYTHING art related for like... months. Completely unprecedented. But I have good reason.

First off, I'm in love with a beautiful girl who is smart, caring, and worth every second of any tiny bit of freetime I have. I absolutely adore this woman, and every waking moment is spent either being with her, thinking about being with her, or working (and daydreaming about her.) So you'll have to forgive me if I haven't done anything in forever and a day.

And second... probably the single most life-changing, difficult, and frightening thing I'll ever do in my life... I'm joining the French Foreign Legion. Yes. THE FFL. The most elite, brutal, and feared military force of all time. I head for France in July. At the moment however, I'm still here.


So, now that I've justified my sloth, I'll try and get back on track. Shall we?

-V

Hi everybody, I'm still alive! I've been going through some tough times economically and personally, and I've literally been without ANY sort of internet access for a good long time. But now I'm back.



*I would like to apologize for any of you with outstanding commissions, I've been trying to work on them here and there in my absurdly busy life, but now I'll actually be able to do them in relatively short order. Thank you so much for your patience.

I'm working on getting my Visa to the Ukraine and SURPRISE! It's on short notice because my traveling buddy decided at last minute and didn't tell me until last week (She doesn't need Visa.) Unfortunately I DO. So I need a personal invitation from someone in Ukraine through their local Office of Visas and Registration, and my Ukrainian penpal is unable to do it on such short notice.

I'm not sure what the process is or what the fees are, but I DESPERATELY need someone to send me a Personal Letter of Invitation from the Ukraine (through the OVR office) becaue I have to get the Visa process started with the Embassy NOW, and I need that vital piece of paperwork. Is there ANYONE who can help me? Im willing to pay (thru PayPal) for the trouble/fees required to go down to your local OVR and send me an invitation. I'll give you a free commission too.

If anyone can help, that'd be swell, let me know and I'll get in touch with you as soon as possible. Please, my buddy plans to leave around the 23 of September.

-V

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- yes
Been arrested? --- yes (Spent the night in jail. I didn't get in trouble I swear!)
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- no
Slept in until 5 PM? --- hell no
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- no
Ran a red light? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- no
Totalled your car in an accident? --- motorcycle. But not my car.
Been fired from a job? --- no
Fired somebody? --- no
Sang karaoke? --- yeah
Pointed a gun at someone? --- A real one? Yes. Unloaded.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Milk and vodka out the nose=not fun
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes
Seen someone die? --- yes
Played spin-the-bottle? ---no
Sang in the shower? --- yes
Smoked a cigar? --- yes. an then I puked.
Sat on a rooftop? --- yeah
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- yes. But I took all five guys with me. bastards.
Skipped school? --- yes
Eaten a bug? --- yes
Sleepwalked? --- not that I know.
Walked a moonlit beach? --- yes
Ridden a motorcycle? ---HELLZ YEAH
Dumped someone? --- yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- no
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- Every fucking time.
Ridden on a helicopter? --- Nope. This sounds fun though.
Shaved your head? --- Never
Blacked out from drinking? --- no
Played a prank on someone? --- yes
Hit a home run? --- yes
Felt like killing someone? --- yes
Cross-dressed? --- *silence* ....yes. Don't ask.
Been falling-down drunk? --- yeah
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- no. I've never made my girlfriend cry thank you very much.
Eaten snake? --- Just the head. And yes it was alive.
Marched/Protested? --- Fuck no. What kind of dumbass hippy faggot do you take me for?
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- Fuck no, what kind of stupid pet is that?
Puked on amusement ride? --- Yes. I ate spoiled food, drank a liter of vodka straight then rode a rollercoaster.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- nope.
Been in a band? ---FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.
Knitted? --- *laughs* yes
Been on TV? --- YES! I've cut into camera crews recording news and shit live, multiple times. Best place for this is around the Sac capitol building. Always reporters reporting stupid laws there.
Shot a gun? --- Fuck yeah.
Skinny-dipped? --- nah
Caused someone to need stitches? --- *chuckle* yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Wtf? Of course. Who hasn't?
Had surgery? ---no
Streaked? --- yeah.
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- no
Passed out when not drinking? --- no.
Peed on a bush? --- Nigga, I pee on EVERYTHING. You name it, I've pissed on it.
Donated Blood? --- yeah.
Grabbed electric fence? --- YES. Unknowingly. And I was wet too.
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes.
Eaten cheesecake? --- FUCK YES
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- yes
Peed your pants in public? --- no
Written graffiti? --- yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no
Think about the future? --- nah
Been in handcuffs? --- yes
Believe in love? --- yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- no. anywhere is fine.



Just 'cause.

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
I don't know, am I a bad enough dude?

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Opposed. If you're not responsible enough to raise the child that you created then you have no business having sex.

[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
No. Although I can see alot of problems with it given the average female's tendency to place emotion over logic. It depends on the person, just like with men.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I believe in a simple punishment system. Public flogging for minor offences, forced labour in horrible conditions prisons for serious offences, and public execution for major offences. So yes. I believe in the death penalty. Do I think the US does a good job at it? *laughs* No.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
No. 5 years forced labour for possession. Public Execution for dealing/smuggling.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I believe if you feel up to the job, you should be able to have sex whenever you want. (Note: I'm not arguing that children and or animals can consent) but if you want to, hey why not. As long as you're sexually mature, and you're willing to take responsibility for your actions if you screw up, then why should I stop you? Abortion, should be, of course, illegal. This would force people to think things out before they jump into something.

[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
No. I think it should a socially (and legally!) unacceptable lifestyle. Persecute with extreme prejudice.

Yeah, I said that. On furaffinity. Piss off. I don't whine to you about your beliefs, yes?

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I could care less about Hispanic immigrants. I do not hate blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, or anybody. However I do hate niggers, spics, chinks, and the like. There's a difference. I believe it's wrong that people can come to a country and demand money and services from the government, then bitch about "discrimination" when people don't want to whipe their asses for them any longer. I believe it's wrong for immigrants to believe that everyone should have to go out of their way to accomodate the parasites who shouldn't even be there in the first place. I've had people come to my bank then get pissed off because some shit wasn't written in spanish for them. Hey, I have news for you: "This is America, we speak ENGLISH HERE." If you go to Russia, do you expect them to translate everything for you just because you're too fucking lazy to learn the language? Do you expect people to spend their hard earned taxes on your ass because your skin is a different color from theirs? Bullshit. Immigrants in general (not mexicans, or any other ethnicity, ALL IMMIGRANTS) should grow a pair, find a job, learn the fucking language and become contributing members of an AMERICAN society. If they don't like how the show is run here, then GTFO.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Yes. Why the fuck shouldn't she? She made it yes? Unless she was raped (in which case, the perpetrator should receive a public execution) she and the father should roll up their sleeves and deal with their mess. Under penalty of death. For cowardice.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I think there should be no drinking age. AMAZING YES? In other countries kids drink alcohol for cultural, religious and ceremonial reasons all time, and people of all ages have access to alcohol. The difference between the US and the rest of the world, is that people here are fucktarded, and they don't know how to show some fucking discipline. DWtf is it with college students here? What the hell is the allure of puking in your sleep all over your friend's shirt? Christ, just drink a little booze, have a good time, then call it a day. I guess that alcohol and stupidity don't go together, so until Americans stop being idiots, the drinking age should stay where it is.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
No. If there is a good reason to be their then America should stay the course. Whether or not they are there with good reason is not the people's concern. That is the governments responsiblity. Americans should quit being hippy faggots, shut their fucking mouths, and support their fucking government. No matter what.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Yes. If someone is too much of a coward to face life and too much of a coward to end theirs then they deserve no pity or assistance from me. Or anyone.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yeah.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I have no love for this country, only contempt. That said, I have no hatred for it either, and I would not disrespect it for any amount of money. A flag is a symbol of a nations pride and neither I nor anyone has any right to dishonour a country by burning it's flag without proper provocation.

[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I care little for the pointless squabbles for power of corrupt politicians in a spineless and immoral country. I don't care who runs or wins, and I sure as hell don't vote.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
No. I answer to no man who has not earned my respect.

May your soul ascend to Valhalla upon the back of Sleipnir, guided by Valkyries to sit at the Hand of Odin HIMSELF. I raise my horns to you, Dio, Slayer of Monsters, Rider of Dragons, and Master of Melody.

You shall be missed.

RIP Dio (July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010)

... will the commission info page be down? Hurry up and fix it dammit!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sitting on a toilet and "GAH FUCK!"

Cold water on the head. Shit sucks man.


Protip: It's not the head on my shoulders.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Seriously. What. The. Fuck. I haven't been sick in almost 5 years. Thanks alot, fucking immune system. Way to fail me when it matters most. It's not like I've never drunk a milk, egg and blood concoction before. I drink one every day. And now this. Now I'm stuck retching my entrails out when I should be working on my Russian Odyssey.

Fuck.

facebook.com/thewolfandtheraven

Yes, I'm pretty brave. Throwing personal info on the internet. Keep it on the down low plzkthnx.

I'm gonna go see Trans-Siberian Orchestra in concert at Arco in Sacramento California on Nov. 28

Anyone else gonna be there?

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS GAME AAAHHHHHHHHH

I just punched the Public Speaking teacher in the face after he chose me as an opponent in his debate. His point: Metal sucks. I let him go on and on about all the shitty metal bands. I even agreed with him. When he acted surprised I told him I listened to power metal. Then he proceeded to prove his point on how power metal is shit and he's too sophisticated, and power metal bands don't know the first thing about music, just like other bands, and how he listen's to "real" musicians like Bob Dylan (Bob Dylan sucks.) I was like, "ok, metal is one of the most popular genres in the world." He responded with some lame response. I gave him all these arguments and his basic reply was "metal sucks because it's bad and I listen to better music." When he was done, he proceeded to talk about how metal heads are angsty losers who think listening to metal makes them edgy and hardcore, but in reality are just losers and none of them are actually as badass as they pretend to be. Then I clocked him in eye. I said: "Nice try, thanks for playing." and left. Since I wasn't in his class, he doesn't know my name, and I just happened to be there in the Comp. lab where he asked me to be his opponent (he figured I was into metal because I was decked in leather, chains, and boots and stuff. Good assumption. Not very good choice of an opponent though,) I can't get in trouble because I left while he was holding his face and trying to find his glasses. Most of the class laughed, and nobody knew me anyway. But I think I'll steer clear of the campus for a few days. Heh.

Scanner is ONLINE baby! I'm back in the swing of things, sorry for any delays.

Commissions OPEN

Are you a furry?

No. I just love animals and find it fun to draw them. In both anthro and non-anthro forms. But I draw ordinary stuff in equal measure.

If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?

No. She thinks it's cute but... somewhat creepy. I'm not really surprised. Some furries really are creepy.

How long have you been in the community?

Been hangin out with you guys for 2 years or so now.

How did you find furry?

I drew a picture of a wolf Space Wolf (40k) for kicks and it got me thinking. I didn't find out there was an entire community of this stuff until a few months later.

What's your reason for furry (like what interested you to get into the community)?

I like animals. I like drawing them. Some furries are wierd but others or pretty cool people. The drama whores kinda ruin for everyone else, but alot of people on here are really cool and I enjoy knowing them. Plus I draw it.

Oh and the porn is kinda hot.

What's Furry to you?

A fandom made up of some great people who enjoy different aspects of animals and have alot of imagination. Also has a bunch of wierdos, but more often than not they're the exception.

If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?

I don't really consider myself a furry but it's fun to draw.

What are your favorite aspects of our community?
Some of you guys can be really sweet and interesting. Not to mention creative and talented. Some are more... disturbing, and give the fandom a bad name, but more often than not you guys are pretty swell. I'm not ashamed to hang out with you all.

Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)

uh...no.

What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?

disturbing sexual practices. But often times that IS the case... I just wish not so many people thought it was all about disturbing sexual practices.

How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?

I really don't give a damn. Not to be cruel/offensive but more often than not you guys bring it upon yourselves. PLEASE DON'T MISUNDERSTAND. Not EVERYONE is at fault. But sometimes, someone acts up and puts the spotlight on everyone else. Really nothing you can do about it I guess.

How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?

I've never really been criticised by anyone IRL. Internet trolls aren't really man enough to say what they do online to my face. More often than not, they're 16 yr old nerds with acne and problems talking to girls. I'm a 185 lb Siberian in leather and boots. Don't fucking dare.

We all know furries have a lot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?

Hey I could care less. Porn is great. The problem is when people can't differentiate between fantasy and reality and do wierd things and draw unwelcome attention. That's often a problem for other members of the community who wouldn't want to be asssociated with them, but often are.

Personal


What is/are your fursona(s)?

Don't really do "fursonas." But I have drawn myself into pictures (often for fun) before. I usually use a wolf that resembles me in clothing and appearance. Long black hair, earrings, leather jackets, tight pants and motorcycle boots. But It could be anyone really. It just looks like me out of "sheer coincidence."

Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?

Nope. I like normal porn, furry porn is fine too, as long as it's fairly normal.

If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?

No.

Do you believe you have a spirit animal?

Nope. I know that I'm alot more instinctual and animalistic than most people, but that's because I grew up with dogs as babysitters when I was a kid, and I'm almost more animal than man. In everyday life, fighting, lovemaking, and eating, I've been told by many that I'm a pretty savage motherfucker. I growl, bite things, like raw meat/blood, eat/drink ANYTHING (rotten food and sour milk included) and do whatever I feel like doing, whenever I feel like doing it, social rules be damned. But that's about it. I don't believe I'm anymore animal than I believe the Earth is flat.

What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?

none really.

Are you a fursuiter?
If yes, How many do you own?
If No, do you ever plan on being a suiter?

Definetely a no.

How many of your friends are furry?

Nobody I know IRL, a couple people I know online.

How many pets do you own, if any?

i own at least one dog at all times. Right now I have 2 labs. Before I had one wolf-dog, and before that 2 german shepherds and before them an Australian dingo (my first dog when I was 2.)

Aside from furry what other interests do you have?

Drawing, music (heavy/power metal). That's pretty much it.

Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?

By definition I'm not. But I'll stand by you guys.


Meetups


Do you attend any cons?

Nah.

Do you go to local meetups(bowling, public outings...etc)?

No

Have you ever attended a furry party?

No


Online


Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
No

What furry websites do you attend?

Just this one.

What non furry websites do you frequent?

I hang around on lots of websites.

Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?

They have some great artists. And some okay porn.

-Simply_Ghastly

I'm moving to Russia. When, I don't know. But after 20 years I'm FINALLY going home. My parents left (FLED more likely, the bastards...) the Soviet Union slightly before I was born, and so I was born in the Central American republic of Costa Rica. We moved to the US 2 years later, and I grew up my whole life thinking I was Costa Rican. They never spoke Russian to me. They never told me where I was from. They even CHANGED their names (I still don't know what they are.) They made every effort possible to hide their heritage. And mine. But I'm sick of the bullshit. I'm tired of lies. To hell with the SEALS. I'll join the Spetznaz. I don't know any family there. I don't have anywhere to stay. I have precious little money. I don't even know what the hell I'm going to do when I get there. But I'll figure something out. For the first time in my life I'm going to set my feet on Russian soil.

If I figure out what I'm going to do I'll update.

Wish me luck.

-AAA

1. We are an ancient and long-lived race. Venerate us as such.

2. Always try to please me to the best of your abilities. We humans need your obedience if you are going to remain under our care.

3. Above all else, trust me. Trust leads to friendship. I want to be your friend.

4. Accept my judgment without complaint. Rebellion will only awaken more wrath.

5. Listen when I speak. Though you cannot understand their meaning, my words carry great power and feeling. That I have chosen to gift you with noises meant for my own kind is an honor, and a privilege.

6. Know that we hold the power over life and death. Your very existence is in my hands.

7. If injustice is done to you DO NOT harm me or attempt to do so. Our flesh is sacred. The right to punish is OUR power only. And we are jealous of our power.

8. Trust that I will do my best to care for you. It may not seem like it at times, but I have your best interest at heart.

9. I know that your walk with me is short. An though I may live for ages and ages after you pass, I will always remember you, because you loved me.

10. If necessary, die for me. I would do anything in my power for your life. Do everything in your power for me.

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.

10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so. ALWAYS!

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(HELL NO) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
(x ) Been Fired
(YES) Been In A Fist Fight (alot)
SO FAR: 6

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die (i watched a man die. it was very surreal)
SO FAR: 8

Level 4
() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( x) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
( x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12

Level 6
() Been In An Abusive Relationship
() Taken Pain Killers (this is cheating)
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 14

Level 7
() Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
() Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 16

Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
() Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 20

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 23

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled (it was attempt)
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 26

Level 12
(X)Won A Contest
( x) Been Suspended From School
( x) Had Detention
( X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 30

Level 13
(x ) Had / Have Braces
( x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (I can eat a whole quart of ice cream at once)
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 33

Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(NEVER ) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 34

Level 15
() Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
() Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 36

Level 16
() Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
( x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 40

Level 17
(x ) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
() Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 43

Level 18
() Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 46

Level 19
(x ) Crashed A Party
(X) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 49

Level 20
() Worn Pearls
(X) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (i just did right now so I could say I have!)
(x) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 52

Level 21
(x ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x ) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 56

Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (When you sing in a heavy metal band you do this often)
(x ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 59

Level 23
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x ) Climbed A Tree
(x ) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 62

Level 24
() Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
() Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail (I've spent a night in jail. not fun.)
SO FAR: 63

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(X) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 67

Level 26
(x ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 70

Level 27
( x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
() Cheated On A Test
( ) Forgotten Someone's Name
( x) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 74

Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 77

Level 29
() Been Used
( x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 80

Level 30
(X) Been shot at/or at gunpoint (ha. yes. also not fun)
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 84

So I'm getting a wolf. Perhaps. So far I've been contacting the organization responsible for finding homes for displaced wildlife. I have my eye set on a young male, he's hardly a year old. These aren't wolf hybrids. They're completely wild, pure-blood wolf that has been taken in and tamed to lose it's aggressiveness fear of humans. That isn't to say that they aren't dangerous. I have to fill out form after form reminding me that the animal I am about to adopt could quite possibly kill me.

But I'm not worried. I've dealt with dogs and their kin my whole life. If I might be so bold as to say: I could probably teach the dog whisperer a thing or two.

I used to own a dingo when I was small child, and now all goes well and I am approved, I'll soon have a real wolf in my care.

I look forward to it. Establishing dominance should be... interesting.

I'll keep you guys updated.

Simply_Ghastly