this time i have a reason to stick around. a friend of mine and i are going to dip back into the fandom for a little while, so since we'll be drawing more furry stuff, i'm guessing, i'll actually have shit to post.

That... makes a good sound effect for pulling out a sword.
Yes, I see the pun. Shut up.

But no!
What exactly is that '100 Art Challenge' going around? It seems to me like it's a 100 $1 commissions challenge.
Which I want to do.
Because I am a sad, impoverished little RJ.
Should I? Not that I expect takers, ffft. >> No way, not when I'm not a porn connoisseur.

This should be interesting.


[x] public speaking
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] Rejection
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth not like it can happen, but still a nauseating and frightening concept.
[x] open spaces THE SKY, FFFF. BIG, WIDE, OPEN NOTHING.
[x] closed spaces Elevators especially, because they already freak me the fuck out.
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy... ... ........WTFSLENDERMAN?!!
[x] being touched really close friends only. Family is iffy, but generally I can be touchy. Only if it's on MY terms, though.
[ ] fire
[xxxXXX] deep water THIS THIS THIS
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] the ocean WAITNOTHISISWORSE.
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends SO/friend's dad you remind me so much of your dad, it's not even funny. No wait, yes it is! 8D Shrimpy, geeky and adorable, you!
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends SO/friend's mom she's frightening enough /without/ the SO-parent part.
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[XXXXX] death my love of crime-themed television only increases my paranoia. D:
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[x] clowns bitches freak me out
[x] dolls see above
[x] large crowds of people oh god this. This. Any more than four or so other people and i shake like a leaf. D: There's nothing much to see outwardly, but inside i'm fucking screaming.
[x] men
[x] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists ffffdentists
[ ] tornadoes we get a shitload of them in my area during the spring, but the closest one has ever come to my house was one county over in Hood.
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases THISTHISTHISTHIS
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts again, my obsessive like of ghost stories fuels this!
[x] poverty i has it. D:
[ ] Halloween
[x] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers i prefer to avoid them. i like odds better.
[ ] being alone i prefer it. not relationship-wise, but just being left the hell alone
[x] becoming blind missing out on the beauty of snow and sunsets, all that poetic shit
[x] becoming deaf i'd go mad as hell without music
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night GHOSTS
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles they creep me out, but i wouldn't necessarily say i fear them
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up I don't LIKE it but I'm not scared of it.
[ ] falling in love only ish

Conclusion: I am a pussy.

So, it goes like this:
I came home yesterday to find that my dog had eaten, literally eaten, half of my tablet pen. After much raeg, I look on many different internets for a place that sells this particular stylus.
As you may well imagine, I found a big fat fucking NOTHING.

I will have to buy a new tablet.

Now this is what I don't even:
I need commissions. I'll fucking give you a sob story if I have to; we are literally choosing between bills and food right now, and running out of the latter fast. We have no working vehicle, no heat, no food for the animals and things are looking extremely bleak.
I should not have to lower myself to drawing porn for you bastards (furries respectively, not my beloved watchers. iluguise) JUST so I can put food in my fucking stomach.
All I ask is that someone, anyone, turn an eye to me. I see people in this situation all over this site and it's become increasingly common, which is a very depressing thing. They usually just start drawing porn and other disgusting shit for you fucking furries so that they can have a little money.

I refuse to whore myself out and if I have to swallow what precious little is left of my pride, so help me, I will go batshit.

Thank you for your time.

Doing this again because... AM BORED.


01. Real name → Will be RJ soon enough!
002. Nickname(s)→ A host of them, the preferred being Blue and the most popular being "You"

003. Zodiac sign → Pisces
004. Male or female → FABYEWLUS.
005. Elementary → Sucked.
006. Middle School → I did not.
007. High School → I did not.
008. Hair color → Black, turning brown again. *fail*
009. Long or short → Very-ish short. No trouble. <3
010. Loud or Quiet → Quiet

011. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
012. Phone or Camera → Camera
013. Health freak → Chea, no.
014. Drink or Smoke? → I've been known to smoke on and off under extreme stress.
015. Do you have a crush on someone? → óωò I think he knows...
016. Eat or Drink → Eat.
017. Piercings → Four; one in left ear, three in right.
018. Tattoos → Eventually.


HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane → LOLNO.
020. Been in a relationship → Yeah.
021. Been in a car accident → Almost! Very almost, several times. No more joking about car-death IN the car.
022. Been in a fist fight → Sort of.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Ears when I was twelve.
024. First best friend → Pfft. I have like five of those.
025. First award → For a writing test in the third grade! 8D
026. First crush → Jesus. No, really, I don't fucking remember
028. First big vacation → Countless hour trip to the Gulf Coast, which blew donkey balls but was pretty cool at the same time.
029. Last person you talked to → Kaaaaaayllllllllllll-slobber-
030. Last person you IMed → See above.
031. Last person you watched a movie with → Lol. Um. The rest of the Busians I think.
032. Last food you ate → Tater chipz.
033. Last movie you watched → Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island. That movie is the shit.
034. Last song you listened to → "Brand New Day" - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog, yesplz
035. Last thing you bought → Lol. Loool.
036. Last person you hugged → Elliot and Meki! :D Hugs all around!

FAVES:
037. Food → Mexican, Chinese
038. Drinks → Dr. Pepper, coffee and tea.
039. Clothing → Jeans (or pj pants), t-shirt, socks
040. Books → Good Omens, Boneshaker, GOTH
041. Music → Grunge, Alternative, Trance, Bouncy lighthearted stuff
042. Flowers → Not really.
043. Colors → Blue, brown, cream, green, orange.
044. Movies → Aw, hell, don't make me list them. D: Avatar, Sherlock Holmes, Kung Fu Hustle, Ninja Assassin, TLK, Lady and the Tramp, Aristocats, Saw series, The Girl Next Door.
045. Positions → Derp. CB
046. Subjects → Art, sports (recent, even, which is weird because I never liked sports before), FOOD, porn (haw), sarcasm is SO a fucking subject.

IN 2009 I....
(that was a shitty year for me.)

047. [ ] kissed in the snow.
048. [X] celebrated Halloween
049. [X] had your heart broken
050. [] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [X] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [X] Came out of the closet
053. [] gotten pregnant
054. [] had an abortion
055. [X] done something you've regretted
056. [X] broke a promise
057. [X] hid a secret
058. [X] pretended to be happy
059. [X] met someone who changed your life
060. [X] pretended to be sick.
061. [] left the country
062. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
063. [] traveled to high mountains.
064. [] ran a lot on the beach
065. [] live on a beach
066. [] stayed single a whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Air
068. Drinking → Tea
069. I'm about to → Continue being emo
070. Listening to → CSI (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH.)
071. Plans for today → Haha, plans... Wait, those are what you fly in right? Plans?
072. Waiting for → I dunno. Something? *emo corner*

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → Fuck no.
074. Want to get married? → Maybe, although unlikely.
075. Careers in mind → Animator/Illustrator for DC Comics

OR OR:
076. Lips or eyes → Eyes
077. Shorter or taller? → Shorter
078. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneously Romantic
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → Both
080. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive
081. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → A little of both never hurt.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → Pff, yes. It's a fucking curse. D:
084. Ran away from home → Yeah, but everyone does that when they're five.
086. Killed somebody/thing → I killed a roach. I admit. I sent the poor thing up to see Roach Jesus in that big Cereal Box in the Sky.
087. Broken someone's heart → Yeah, but if she'd listened to me that wouldn't have ended so poorly.
088. Been arrested → No. Probably almost, but no.
089. Cried when someone died → Almost.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Please, I'm my own punching bag. When someone is the ass end of most of their own jokes, I don't think there's much belief to be had.
091. Miracles → Only if that one red light on University changes sooner than a minute and a half.
092. Love at first sight → In some cases.
093. Heaven → No.
094. Santa Claus → I like to pretend I do sometimes. They're right about atheists being cynical and miserable without things to believe in. D|
095. Sex on the first date → Pfft, no. Make them work for it!
096. Kiss on the first date → Depends. If we were friends before, then awesome. If not, screw off.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → I think about that sometimes, but then I remember that they can do SO much better than this loser.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → I was, but now things are getting past childish contentment.
099. Do you believe in God → No.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 20 people → I don't even talk to five people on here, why would I tag twenty?

Lettur meem.
I REGRET NOTHING.


Dear Chazzfox,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year in your apartment and I saw you insult my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the incarnation as an Eskimo.

Greetings to your frog Leonard, go burn,
-Blue

1. What does your FurAffinity name mean and why?
SinWithaGrin is pretty self-explanatory, but I suppose I could give you a reason I chose it.
I, by nature, enjoy all the fun and joys of being an evil little sinner. And I do it all with gusto, so it makes sense that Sin With A Grin would be smushed into a username.
Plus the Shinedown song isn't too bad.

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
Back when I very first got into FA, I was more or less obsessing over Death Note and Naruto at the time. I don't really have any big fandom interests at the moment except maybe Static Shock and other DCAU things.

3. How many watchers do you have now?
46, wtf. Where did you people come from?! O_o

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
Oh, god... Uh... PleasedAsPunch, TheWhiteDemon and... Zaush/Keovi. D: The last two can count as one!

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
I'm a guilty fave-and-runner. Mostly because by the time I get to a submission there are already a lot of comments and I'd just rather not repeat something that someone else said. For me, a fave is much better than a comment because it means there was something about the piece that someone really liked. So yeah, I do both, but one moreso than the other.

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on FA?
I don't actually. I'm not really a member of any clubs that hold contests, I just use the logo accounts. (As seen on my profile page)

7. What is your most popular submission?
I'm too lazy to check, but from what I understand, I think it's my Tigersquirrel. I think.

8. What are your favorite non-anime TV shows?
GLEE, Law & Order: SVU, Static Shock and Batman the Animated Series. I'm getting back into Thundercats, too, although that hasn't made it to the list of faves yet.

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Oh, god, probably everything. I know my anatomy needs work and I could use a LOT of practice with props and scenery.

10. Summer or winter?
Meh, they all have their highs and lows, but I think I prefer spring and autumn to winter and summer because in Texas, spring and autumn contain very nice weather. Winter and summer are fucking savage. D|

11. Rain or Sun?
Depends. Either clear sunny days with chilly breeze or heavy rain with fogs.

12. What's your favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat or rhythm. I can't stand ganstah rap or a lot of emo/screamo/metal because there's no sense at all of any real music - just relentless hammering of instruments by idiots who can't play them. D<
Right now I'm more into Brit-pop/folk/alternative and grunge/indie rock.

13. PC or Mac?
PC right now, although I've heard Mac is good for arting.

14. Anime or Manga?
Both! I usually prefer anime since I take forever to read shit. This especially takes place if the theme is steampunk. Holyshityes.

15. Coke or Pepsi?
COKE. Pepsi sucks assholes in comparison.

16. Read or TV?
Read or Die.
No, really. Read. There's nothing on TV anyway.

17. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
Depends on what else I have to do. Usually I'll let my browser idle on FA or Subeta while I draw in Shop.

18. Name a hidden talent curse.
Probably my ability to read people like open books, assess their problems and give them advice on it. I can't seem to do that with myself, which makes it more of a pain than anything else.

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
TRADITIONAL. Hells yes. Back when you lived for the weekends, just for those Saturday morning cartoons!

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
That would have to be Taco Bell, Long John Silver's, McDonald's, Burger King and Whataburger. In that order. <3

21. What are your top 3 favorite books?
Boneshaker by Cherie Castle - Steampunk, zombies and awesome.
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
The Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay

22. Wii or Playstation?
Playstation, of course, but now that Resident Evil is available on the Wii, I'm beginning to reconsider.

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands/singers.
Depeche Mode
The Decemberists
Daft Punk

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typist?
Medium-rare.

25. Do you like Denny's?
I like IHOP.

26. What is your favorite smiley?
:3 :D |:3 >3 8C CB

27. What is your favorite type of pie?
The good kind!
No really, I like apple.

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
Duh. I've stayed up for more than 48 before.

29. Do you go on YouTube a lot?
Not really.

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides FA?
deviantART, Subeta, LiveJournal, Twitter and Formspring.

31. Do you cosplay?
Ish.

32. Fruits or sweets?
Depends on the fruit or sweet.

33. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
Buttered. <33

34. Have you skipped school?
Ish. Considering I've been homeschooled since the forth grade. :D

35. Have you been on a plane?
HAHAHAHA-no. Fuck air travel, I'll take my chances with a car. |[

36. Have you swam in an ocean?
Yes and it sucked. Never go to the Gulf Coast, because it stinks and the sand feels like tiny metal shavings!

37. Have you been ice skating?
No, but I can rollerblade. D:

38. Favorite vacation spot?
Home. I've been to the coast once and it was lame.

39. Ever been on TV?
Nope, but my head is in the corner of a DVD filmed at a Renaissance fair in Oklahoma. I lul'd.

40. Favorite salad and dressing?
Caesar or Ranch on a Caesar or Garden salad.

41. What do you do to relax?
Sleep, listen to music.

42. What is the last film you saw in the theater?
Sherlock Holmes, I think
Durhurr, it was awesome.

43. Favorite Sandwich?
Spicy Itallian from Subway or any other pizza sammich.

44. If you could go anywhere in the world...
I probably wouldn't.

45. Favorite time of the day?
Early morning/evening.

46. What did you want to be when you were little?
A racecar driver!
And no, not one of those retarded NASCAR fuckers, I wanted to be a REAL racecar driver!

47. What do you want to be now?
A household name in the homes of DC fans everywhere!

48. If you could eat with one person, who would it be?
Jesus, Chuck Norris or Lady Gaga.

49. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
Ino (from Naruto)
LaGuerta (from Dexter)
Rachel (from GLEE)

50. When is your birthday?
February 20th!

51. Favorite type of ice cream?
Coffee, Vanilla Bean, Strawberry

52. Last book you read?
Boneshaker (still working on it)

53. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
If by Credit you mean Debit, then there's a multitude of stores.

54. Do you buy / sell / both on eBay?
Screw eBay. D< Amazon!

55. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
"What are you drawing? CAN I SEE?!!"
"How do you see through all that hair?"
"What grade are you in?"

56. Favorite all time movie?
I can't pick just one.

57. What was your favorite show when you were a kid?
DragonBall Z, Pokemon, Thundercats, Dexter's Lab, Ren & Stimpy, Invader ZIM.

58. What are you listening to right now?
TV in the background

59. What is the last thing you ate?
Steak and stir-fry. <3

60. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Douchebag Blue

61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair, eyes and bust size. <3
Secondly it would be the back and legs.

62. Favorite sport to play?
I don't do sports because I suck, but if I did it would be between baseball and hockey.

63. Favorite Day of the Year?
New Year's!

64. Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs, but only if I like you. I'm not fond of being touched so kisses are out of the question unless I really like.

65. Vanilla or Chocolate?
Chocolaaate.

66. Favorite Board Game?
Go, which is like the Asian form of chess.

67. Favorite smells?
Pinion pine, Nag Champa, Nirvana, soul food.

68. What inspires you?
Songs, dreams, art.

69. Do you have any piercings?
Four- one in my left ear, three in the right. Hopefully more soon.

70. How many siblings do you have?
Two half brothers that I haven't seen in almost six years. =/

71. Bacon Bits or croutons?
OGODBACON.

72. Favorite Day of the Week?
Wednesday/Friday. ._.

73. Favorite phrase?
"URFAISE"
But no, uh.. There's really too many to really count.

74. Favorite Restaurant?
The Grand Buffet, El Chico, El Matador, On the Border and the Red Lobster.

75. Favorite animal?
Jesus, uh... Right now it's cats and sloths and things in the weasel family. Although wolves and cougars have always been among the top favorites.

76. Favorite thing to do outside?
Going out with friends.

77. Favorite thing to do when it's raining?
Turn off the TV and listen to the rain while I write or draw.

78. Favorite Disney character?
Probably Scar from The Lion King.

79. Do you like coffee? If so, what is your favorite brand?
I love coffee. My favorite brand would really have to be Maxwellhouse French Roast. And believe me, there IS a difference between name-brand and generic when it comes to coffee.

80. Tag 3 people
Aw
Hell
Naw
-poof-

I AM NOW HIM.
I know I really shouldn't feel like I've been let down and lied to but GODDOMMOT.

"Oh, your art is so amazing, I wish you were taking commissions!"
Uh. Lol. AM NOW. 8D WHERE'D YA GO?

>|[ -seetheseethe-

I feel like people have lied to me and like I've let myself, and someone very important, down.
But of course I'm a spectacular artist and all that noise. HAW. I could name thirty artists on FA alone whose art blows my shit out of the water. Seriously.
THAT is why I'm not getting commissions, folks.
"Oh, it's the economy."
PFFF. Bullshit it is.
"Once they find your prices are lower, you'll get commissioners."

FAWK YOU.









As a note to the four of you who read this stupid things, I really appreciate you guise. |( Even though I suck, you guys watch meeeee.

So yeah, I'm back. I took a break for a little while to get myself back into gear and I've developed a few new tricks for drawing, so hopefully I'll be able to make more things for you guys to enjoy seeing.

I'm also going to start taking regular sketch commissions. This money will have to go to car repair, as the 'rent's car finally kicked it an needs a lot of work to get running again. A-Con will have to wait. D|
How does $5 sound? o: Mind you, it'll just be a sketch and I can only take money through Paypal. Contact me and we can settle everything we need.

I think I'll be taking a short one. I'd rather not vent everything out all over FA. I'm already a hypocrite, but I don't think I ought to further that issue.
Ah well.
Anyway I'll probably just log on every so often to clear things out, but I won't be adding submissions or journals or anything. Big change, right?

Commish information can now be found here.

Caught by  lady_wolfe!

W-what the fuck did I just watch?
This makes MarbleHornets seem fucking sane. Shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkxbLxD4n24

Should I do it?
Like... Make a blog on LJ or blogspot or something that I can post all my art on.
I dunno. I feel like I could pull it off, but I don't know if I can stay committed. I know I couldn't if no one ever really looked at it and since I'm a vindictive little attention whore I'd probably lose interest if no one payed attention.

Just a thought, really. Feedback appreciated.

DO NOT INHALE VANILLA COKE.
That shit hurts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWEjTW09KD8
What the fuck did I just watch?

Not like anyone reads these anyway, but here goes.

I'm looking to open up commissions and I want to use paypal to do it. What I need help with is someone who knows how to use paypal and can give me a hand with it. I've only ever bought things through it, so I don't know really how to sell through it.
So, if any of you 35 people are awesome, you'll help.

Because I know where you live.

http://tinyurl.com/ygaxuev

I warn you, this is not a link for the light-hearted.
It will destroy your childhood.
Piece by piece.
And leave your soul to bleed.

that just DRAWS IN moody people?
For real.
My ex was moody as fuck, my family is moody, most of my friends are moody. WOT FOK? What did I do to deserve this? Did I kill babies and spit on dead puppies in a past life? The hell!
I want friends who are not pissy! D:< PLEEZ.

Jesus, just when I thought I had escaped the tyranny of PM-fucking-S, someone else starts in. Most of the time I haven't even done anything wrong. I guess they assume that because I'm 'non-feeling, dissociated and indifferent' that they can get away with saying whatever the fuck they want without pissing me off. But seriously. Come on.
And it's all MOOD SWINGS.

Lady, if you do not want my help, don't continue to bitch at me for no reason. Really, I mean what is the sense in that? You don't want advice, I just shut up. In turn, you attack even more.
I ask again.
WTF did I do wrong? 8|

OH! And here's one of the best parts!
After saying they don't want any help and they continue complaining and snapping and being fussy in general, they accuse ME of being rude and snappy. What the fuck is this about? Seriously, right now I am extremely annoyed, but I AM NOT SNAPPING AT YOU, YOU FUCKING SCHMUCK.

God damn, I want to go to bed now, but I'm not tired. I slept all day.

I'm all for having Na'vi characters and everything, but Jesus fucking Christ, STOP Photoshopping your pictures! This is not fucking Furspace. Take it to DeviantSPACE or some shit where I don't have to see your ugly mugs turned into something "beautiful."

Seriously, it's like every time I log in now, some dumb schmuck has Shopped themselves into a Na'vi.

RAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG.

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei!
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai!

Ripped from  kadath
I know I've done this before, but I want to see if anything has changed.

Your man side:

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (A bunch, for me, is somewhere above five.)
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Actually... Define this?)
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers. (Sometimes. CB)

15 points.

Your woman side:

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop (This depends very heavily on what it is.)
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall. (Ugh, where else am I gonna hang out here? D|)
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (Earrings, rings, necklaces.)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (45 minute shower, at the longest, then like five minutes to be dressed and out the door. What? I enjoy my showers!)
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Axe, bitch. I smell sexy.)
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Omg, find me someone who DIDN'T)
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (That's not called being a girl. That's called narcissism.)

8 points.

Derp.

My dog is so retarded. D| He's growling at his reflection, jumping from my bed to the floor, terrorizing my cat and scattering his kibble everywhere. Wtf, man?

*continues whining about needing a haircut*

MLEH.