I looked through my gallery. I WAS SO AWFUL.

HA.

But wow, i see loads of improvements!
Anyway, haha


back to my other account.


~ dreamycoon

TO  fleshyflesh !
He's 20 today!!

I made a group!  fa_jesters
Yessss its fresh as junk, but I'm hoping to find other jesters etc to share their art w the group, etc.

Ijust want to bring more of us together :')

*cartwheels away...no, falls on face and scurries away*

Accounts~
I've been wanting to change my username for a while and since septic spit has been repurposed, I contacted the admins about moving my gallery or whatever to a new account. But they haven't responded since. So today I said F it :p
it'll help also in getting rid of inactive watchers (x


follow me here guys<3  dreamycoon
I will only be uploading a few select pieces from this gallery to that one, so I can start fresh ^_^ no one caught this accounts Kiriban of 300 watches so the new ones is..100!

anyhow enough nonsense lol. Follow me there for new adventures 8D


*-I won't be active on this account starting tomorrow-*

so i got a new desk n stuff n in the proccesssss of setting it up, i hurt my hands :/
Theyre all swollen n ugly n it hurts to type as you read this e.e
Anyhow, art will be affected by thiiss [if you care] but it shouldnt be longer than a day to heal up

i feel like the skin from my fingers is gonna peel off.... then you guys would have some Sirc Jerky e.e ...

DreamerOfArt
<3
its still new but i'm gonna post something erryday :D [be it a WIP or doodle.. lol :3]
i plan on makin some give away stuffs uwu

School's stressin me out, *tugs on my ears* nyagh i just wanna get it over wiiiith.

Last updated: 5/23/14
If you want to see a WIP, please contact me.
To schedule a private stream note me and we can discuss a time and date.

Commissions

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Headshot Slots [7/8]
Raptor Ref for DrakeHunter [On Hold until Details are final]
Ref For Firnen_Olavsson [done]
Two Refs For Chachoregar
pin-up for skyworthy[done]

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Art Trades

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Their Half
1. Milky Guru
Received
2. Psychop0ny
Received
3. Kit Kat
Done
4.LadyValacri
not yet recieved

My Half
1.Inking

2.Inking

3.Done

4.Done

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_{If you are not on this list, please do not hesitate in sending me a note!!!}

So something went wrong with the electricity in my house, the light and select outlets work.
the outlets and lights on my half of the house, however, don't work.
meaning the computer and all that won't be accessible:/
I'm sorry if this causes an inconvenience..

its going to be looked at but I don't know how long this will take...


Me right now >> http://oi59.tinypic.com/smu3og.jpg




I can't upload anything!
tried resizing, different formats and i tried several images, and i havent been able to upload thus yet....
Ugh. -___- !!!
Bad show! very bad show!!!


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also, no computer time today, so i cant post or draw D:

affordable and cute, you can order yourself a colored or black and white bust of your sona!
here's her link!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5596270/

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5596270/

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5596270/

look out!

my awesome super duper cutie pie friend, silly_bree_nya,
is having a black and white traditional headshot sale! For Only 5$!!

check em out, [ur=http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5589237/]HERE[/url] ♥

:v theres no group for Nightmaren round here!
so i'm making one as soon as i can register..
But thing is, i don't know any other 'Maren here on FA :/
well besides my mate and im sure a new friend has one, i dont know anyone.
If you know anyone point em my way ;~:


oh yeah and i have like lots of art i haven't uploaded for some reason o.o..
also i'm updating my gift art account if you wanna check it,  septicspit

I can't shake this one off!
I've been doodling but I'm not really happy with how things
Come out :( its really frustrating.
Trying to work on a commission while with art block is most frustrating.
I don't want to deliver crappy work ;n;
Which is why I've been tryna get back into the swing if things
But my mojo ain't werkin! Haalp!

yesterday for my birthday :P
funny, it kinda taste like chicken... hmm. lol
so its my birthday today! weee lol im 19 now c:
yesterday me and  fleshyflesh went to the Medieval Times show ♥♥
Our knight was the yellow knight , and although he didnt win the tournament,i still had so much fun cheering him on and spending time with my mate :) ♥
Anyhow today we're just being bums xP we're about to head to the mall and shtuff 8D
Ta-Taa~


What's your real name?
... >.> Cristina.

STFU.

How tall are you?
5"5'
What's your natural hair color?
Off-Black

What's your eye color?
Brown

What's your orientation?
Straight i guess

What do you do in your spare time?
Draw, Game, eat...lol i love food.

What's your job or occupation?
Only income is art :/

What do you like about yourself?
I like how loud i can burp

What do you dislike about yourself?
My lack of motivation, my voice, my fat face, my body, my anger, my anxiety, and how fucking shy i am

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Well they all told me i looked scary/like a bitch :/
and at first that i can be pretty mean

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I belive in Arceus

Do you drink?
No

Do you smoke?
No

What are your major fears?
Um..I dont know.. typical fears. Such as losing my loved ones

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to own a raccoon or skunk. fuck society. LOL. theyre cute.
And to go to Summer of Sonic

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Hurrdurr

Who are your best buddy/buddies?
Look on my page!

What's your favorite dish?
fuckin looooove seafood
but im like obssesseeedddd with stuffed peppers . YUM ♥

What's your favorite drink?
Bubbly goodness that is Coke

What's your favorite color?
Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Morphing powersss!

What's your favorite movie?
Like all the animated disney films , alien , uh donnie darko...n shit

What's your least favorite food?
I hate olives. :I and me n eds pizza...

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Like a shit-ton of Buffalo wings.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive my desk chair. it has decked out wheels.... ;---; i dont have a damn car

What is your most disliked bug?
a pissed off praying mantis. they creep me outt

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Noisy eaters *shudders*

What do you dislike in life?
The ever so elusive shiny ponyta. i will find you. and i will catch you.






so! yeah. what did you learn today kids?

My birthday is coming up!!
and idk im just kinda excited for it...I haven't really celebrated my birthday in years...
but this ones gonna be awesome.....i know it.
i dont get gifts or anything but i dont mind that, im just hoping to see my mate/friends

yeeep lol i still have my bangs though ^^

Dear  pyrodog805

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you picked your nose in your apartment and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how boring you are . I'm returning your toe ring but keeping the photo of you with a mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I love Oprah.

Please dont hurt me,

Sirc






































How to do this meme:


***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)


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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,